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j'fs is - r . \¥ ft No wonder the mole is 8 kicker.- Were I a male, I, too, would kick, know jast exactly what kind of a male I would be. A bay mala One of those sad-eyed old fellows that lean back in the breeching and think.— With striped legs like a zebra. And a dark-brown streak down my back, and a paint-brush tail. And my mane cat short, and d>y foretop banged, and a bead as long as a floor barrel, and I’d be worth $200 in any market, and I’d wear a flat Uirness and no blinders, and some day when some man hitched me up to a dray, and piled on a ton and a half of pig iron, a cord of wood, six barrels of flour, and a steamboat boiler, I would start off with it patiently, and haul it steadily until I got to the top of the grade on the new road around North Hill, and right about there and then a falling maple leaf, flattering down like a spark of gold and crimson, would scare me all bat to death, and the authorities would have to drag the Mississippi river six weeks to find all of that load and some of that dri ver, while in three minutes after the picnic I would be tranquilly browsing on the grassy heights that smile above the silver flowing river. That is the kind of a mule I would be. Wbr He 'dsnMn't, "General,” said an Arkansas gun- tlemau, approscbing a well-known politician, "I suppose you saw the ar ticle in tho Blue Whig this morning in which the editor calls you a liar and a thief?” “Yes, I saw the outrage.” “What are you going to do about it—answer it, I suppose?” “No. I shall treat the fellow with the contempt he deserves. A man who would williugly assail character is below the notice of a dog.” “But your constituents will pf course expect you to defend yourself. They do not believe the charges, but they do not wish to see you rest qui etly under such abuse.” “I think that the boat plan is to keep clear of such contemptible men, and not to notice their vile utter ances.” “Why <lo you think so ?" “Because tho scoundrel has got the proof p.gainst me.” “Well, if that’s the case I wouldn’t notice him.” In uttomptiog to'disp'urso a riotous crowd of college boys at Genova, N. Y., tho members of the Faculty of Hobart College were thrown down and But upon. This suggests a new sphere of usefulness for tho members of college faculties. They can,at times, bo utilized as cushions for the students. The uv- orage college boy would no doubt pre fer sitting down on a fat professor to wriggling about on a hurt! bench. “No, papa, I do not wish to marry yet. I waut a man who does not drink, smoke, chew, go out of nights, nor gamble—iu short, a man with no vices, and one who is always good.” “My daughter,” said Mr. Daseubury, "you are but a stranger here—heaven is your home.” Mayob’s Office, Leesuuro, Va., April 17,1879. Messrs. Hutchinson £ Bro.: It af fords me pleasure to testify to the great cirtues of your “Neuralgine” for the cure of neuralgia and sick head ache. It is the bCst remedy for these most distressing complaints I have ovor used. It should be iu every fam ily iu the country. Yours truly, Geo. R. Head, Mayor of Leesburg, Va. Hutchison & Bbo., Proprietors, At lanta, Ga. Sold by all druggists. TiTTT f #f ill Noted Men ! Dr. John F. Hancock, lato President of the National Phar maceutical Association of the United States, says: "Brown’s Iron Bitters has a heavy sale. Is conceded to be a fine tonic; tho character of the manu facturers is a voucher for its purity and medicinal excellence." Dr. Joseph Roberts, President Baltimore Pharmaceutical* College, says: ** I indorse it a* a line medicine, reliable as a strengthening tonic, free from alcoholic poisons/* . Dr. J. Faris Moore, Ph. D. # Professor of Pharnjacy, Balti more Pharmaceutical College, says: 49 Brown's Iron Bitten U a safe and reliable medicine, positively free from alcoholic poisons, and can be recommended as a tonic for use among those who oppose alcohol.** Dr. Edward Earickson, Secretary Baltimore College of Phar macy, says • *•1 indorse It as an excellent medicine, a good digestive agent, and a non-intoxicant in tho fullest Sense/* Dr. Richard Sapington, one of Baltimore's oldest and most reliable physicians, says: "All who have used It praise In standard virtue, and the well, known character of the house which makes it Is a sufficient guarantee of lu being nil that Is claimed, for they an men who could not bo in- duced to ofTer anythin! else but a reliable medicine for public use." A Druggist Cured. Boonsboro, Md.,OcL is, 1880. Gentlemen: Brown's Iron Bit ters cured m« of a bad attack of Indigestion and fullness in the stom ach. Having tested it. I take pleas ure in recommending if to my cus tomers , and am glad to say it gives entire satisfaction to all/* Geo. W. Hoffman, Druggist. Ask your Druggist for Brown’s Iron Bitters, and take no other. One trial will convince -you that it is just what you need. TAX COLLECTOR’S APPOINTMENTS. I will All the following sppointments for the col lection ot state and county taxes for the year 1882: Bethel, Oct. 17 and 26 sud Nov. 6. sterling, Oct. 18 and 28 aud Nov. 7. Evelyn, Oct. 19 aud 30 and Nov. 9. Brunswick, Nor. 1 and 2, Hand 14. and 26snrl 37. St. buttons, Oct. 23 aud Nor. 3 aud 16. My office in Brunswick will beat the courthouse. R. M. TISON, Tax Collector U. C. Goodyear & Kay, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, KOSIHJERs Old fashionable remedies ore rapidly giving ground before the advance «»l i»** conquering specific, and old tV-hiomd ideas in-regard to depletion n* a means "i cure, have been quite typlomu J»y too success of tho great rcnovnnt wnu-.i ton. s the system, tranqullizes the nerves, neu tralizes malaria, depurates and emiches the blood, rouses the liver when dormant, and promote*a regular habit ol body, for sale by all Druggists sftid Dealers generally. DRUG STORE. F. JOERGER, (AGENT,) Has just Opened a New and Complete Stock of FRESH DRUGS, CHEMICALS, Toilet Articles, ritOe, EStOe, Next door to Goldsmith & Nock, ( NEWCASTLE STREET 'all Kid Winter (Ms teeited, And more coming I We are now ready to offer onr entire stock of Fairbank Scales -AND- Miller’s 6-Lever LOOKS. The best in the World, fob sale by A. F. FRANKLIN & CO., BRUNSWICK, GA. U.’UXSWICK, GEORGIA LAIBRltillT GREEN GROCER AND Provision Dealer BRUNSWICK, GA. i<RSH BEEF, VEGETABKES POULTRY, EGGS, FRUIT, And a general stock of 3-SOC23SI22S- SPECIAL CONTRACTS Made with Vessels angl2 it .'{ • irlI ttoii *yPHERfnn y WONB CAREFULLY PREPARED, NIGHT OH DAY. ; M DECK! Splendid Slock Ery Goods. FANCY GOODS, * HITS a OAFS, BOOTS AND SHOES, 3STOTIO 3>TS, CLOTHING, #c., l)VAUUIUUg|, LADIES’AND GENTLEMEN’S AT VERY LOW PRICES LOOK AT A FEW OF OUR GOODS Quoted below I> Come and examine our stock before purchasing elsewhere! Be convinced of our offerings, and SAVE MONEYl IN THESE HARD TIMES 1 3 Button Kid Gloves, worth $1, for 50c. Scotch Plaid Dress Goods at 15c. Worsted Dress Goods from 10c, Flannels, all wool, for 25c. All Wool Double Width Cashmere at 65c. All Wool Camel Hair Dress Goods at 35c. Henrietta Cloth, double width, at $1 26. 4-4 Bleaching and Unbleached, good quality, at 8ic. Fa*' (’olor Ginghams at 8c. Calicoes at 5c: 1U-4 White Blankets for $2 00. AND ALL OTHER GOODS AT A.t "Very Low Prices. y . i ... «o< ) . • ! OUR OLD MOTTOilQUICK SALES AND SMALL profit MilroiOTflil: J. Michelsoii & Brother. }• “V t.at .t L FALL OPENING ! OCTOBER ibtli, 1&1THE* * ' LADES' STORE RE-OPENED ON SECOND FLOOR OF, NHWLJlfilCK BLOCK# C I I I'] A P. C HEAP I HATS AND TRTMMINOS; BEAUTIFUL LACES, GLOVES; DRESS BUTTONS, ELEGANT PLUMES, FLOWERS i AND RUCrflNGS! * . 1 Bntterick’s Patterns IN ALL FALL STYLES! . I nhall endeavor to please nil, and ask that every lady in the city giro me a call before buying else- whero. ALL COUNTRY ORDERS I am prepared to fill at once. 7 Mrs. M. C. ROWE. FOR FALL AND WINTER TRADE. GOODS ARE 6HEAP And hevlni? ran<m-ked New York for Baiyatna »nd Mil 'll. 1 fency 1 rill rihibit . etock of Good. ' « hith lor price, »nd bunt/. Will Not Be Excelled In our city. Come and ace, and aa I sell for cub only, you may be anre of BARGAINS. B. T. DUNN. SPRINtt SUMMER SCHEDULE GA.I&IFLA. INLAN0 STEAMBOAT CO. STEAMER DAVID CLARK f’Leaves Brunswick every Tuesday and Friday eve ning and will arrive at Havannab every Wednesday STEAMER CITY OF BRIDGETON Will leave for Femandtna every Thursday and Snnday morning. Passengers and freight for BatilIs river will be forwarded weekly per Steamer HOWARD DRAKE, i application to Agent. Extra steamers are held in reserve to supply ev- ery demand. J W. F. PENNIMAN. Agent. aprfli6-3m Collins’ Wharf, Brunswick. W.F.PEMMAN GENERAL Merchandise Broker, BRUNSWICK, GA. Merchant. wishing to make enters for good. ero requested before doing so to get quotation, on urn. from me. Will fnraUh on .ppIlcxUon the lowest market rates on goods deUrerad her., «uch u tirelu, Ha/, Meats, Flour, etc., eta. I represent at preaent at tbta point— - KENTUCKY FLOUR CO LoulavllW KES1TCKY MODEL STEAM BAKEBY., .LoniariBo 8. II. RICHARDSON k CO., Untn, Meat... Chtca*> B. JONES. General Groceries Clncinnat MIAMI SOAP A OIL CO Clncinnat Etc., Etc., Etc. . febl-1/ F. WARNKE. Mercliant Tailor. O: '• ij MY STOCK* For the present sexsoa lx of unequalled extent aud variety, embracing every novelty In materi-tl and ttjlo fur HEN’S WEAR, made up iu style and finish unaurpsaned. Examination solicited. Joerger’s Block, Brunswick, Ga AprUib-lj