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IT I* HOTTER TO LAUGH THAN TO
CRUmBLE.
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“I'm suffering from room-mate-
ism,” remarked the man in a hotel
room with ten other men.
Now the grocery bene pauses, ex
pectoratea on her claws and exclaims:
‘‘On to eighteen cents a dozen.”
In the social circles of the chicken
yard he*n lines are very distinctly
drawn, for each hen has her own set
V$hert> is a man in Kentuoky who
hasn’t a bone in his body. What n
splendid base ball umpire he would
t
A new kind of mouster potato is
called the “white elephant.” This is
cnrryiog the adnltering of food a lit
tle too far.
It is a foolish girl who will ask her
lover which he likes best, beanty or
brains. No matter which way he an
swered she is snre to 'get mad.
The author of the soDg: “Why Did
They Dig Pa’s Grave so Deep ?” evi
dently did not live anywhere in the
vicinity of a medical college.
4 'Pa, what are the ‘pats’ and ‘calls
on Wall street?” “Well, a man pots
bis money in a broker’s hands, and
when he calls for it it is not tlerp.”
It is ns hard fora curious postiuHHter
to pass a good hand of postal cards
without “seeing” them, as it is goon
tor a gossip to "go by” without call
ing.
The bridesmaid's now give pres-
i|ii's in the bridegroom, instead of the
opposite, ns formerly. This insures
the groom a fall supply of 25 cent
neckties before starting.
It is sniil that “if yon play oil an
nccordenu near an oyster the oyster
will open its shell.” Very likely this
may be true, but it is n mighty mean
trick to play on an oyster.
Young man, when yon see nn old
maid adjusting her spectacles and
•dipping out that part of a paper
beaded “Sealed Proposals,” it is time
for yon to take to the woods.
“If men knew all that women think,
they would bo twenty times more au
dacious,” says nn exchange. Wo don't
fhiuk they would, now—along about
Iioukh.cleaning time, anyway.
When a man walks with a girl as if
to was afraid - hi*- one would see
ho got is n.s sister. If he walks
so close to her ns to nearly crowd
her against the fence, she is some one
cdse’s sister.
Mountain telegraph cables are re
commended for carrying news across
the continent, and for squnws to hang
their clothes out to dry, that is, if
they ever think it necessary to wash
their clothes.
“Alonzo, dear, do you believo in
ghosts?” she asked dreamily. “No,
darling, I do not,” he replied. “Well,
Alonzo, that ghosts to show yon are
not superstitious." Then they fell
into a sweet, calm sleep.
^ “Why did you run away from your
first wife?” "Because she poisoned
my very existence." If yunr first wife
poisoned your existence why did you
marry a second time?" “Well, yon
' see, I took the second one as a kind
of an nutidote.’’
When you see a man, whom yon
know is usually healthy, all bent
over as if crippled with rheumatism
don't jump to the conclusion that he
is suffering with that .disease. He
may merely have been digging up the
yard for bis wife to plant flowers.
A Philadelphia man who went
west a few weeks ago to seek his for
te n-, has returned. The first week
mu tic encountered a cyclone, the
second week be was shot at twice,
and the third week a cross-eyed
woman insisted on making love to
ftliiin. He says be could have stood
the first two, but the third was too
much.
“Miiinmn,” said a little girl, “do all
|lie wicked people go to the bad
place ?” “Yes, dear.” “And all toe
gooil people go to heaven?” “Yes.”
“Ain’t some people wickeder than
other people ?” “Yes, I suppose they
are.” “Well, I think that the people
who are not so very, very wicked
onght to go to tho bad placo only in
the winter time.”
CORDIAL
BOWELS &,fiDREN TEETHING
It I* THE GREAT SOUTHERN REMEDY
for the bowels. It Is one of the most pleasant and
efficacious remedies tor all summer complaints.
Atasesson when violent attacks nt He bowels are
so frequent, tome speedy relief shoe id be at hand.
The wearied mother, loelng sleep tu nursing the
little one teething, should use this medicine. SO
eta. * bottle. Send 2c. stamp to Walter A. Taylor,
Atlanta, Ga., for Biddle Book.
Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet
Gum and Knllein will cure Goughs, Croup,
and Consumption. Price 29c. and tl a bottle.
500,000
BRICK! BRICK!
FIRST-CLASS PRESSED BRICK. BURNED BY THE
NEW PROCESS »IN THE WINGARD PAT
ENT CALORIFIC KILNS.
Thin method of burning brick enable me to sell
brick two to two and a hair ollars lew* per M than
anyone burning the old way. and of a more uniJortn
cotor, and birder brick. Parties inwwntof tlrst-rlasi
brick will do well toconsnlt tbeir Interest. Order*
•olidfed. Brick delivered f. o. b. cars. Call on or
address
myg-T- L. f. FIELDS, Albany. Ga.
VALUABLE
City Property
FOR SALE-L^NO IIme payments.
Two-story honse on lot 90x180, on Union afreet,
now occupied by Dr. J. M. Madden. Price, $3,800.
Vacant lot 00x180. in rear of the Kaiser block,
fronting 00 loot on Richmond and 00 foct on lteyi
nolda street. Price, $1,000.
Terms, ouo-fourth cash; balance one, two, three
and four years. Softs to bear (interest.
Lot 00x100, corner Cut hrau avenue and Glouces
ter streets, with one three-room house thereon.
Price. $400 cash. Apply to W. W. HARDY
or W. W. COLLINS,
Administrator of est. Stephen Cofllns, Macon, Ga
1
C, L. ELLIOT,
dealer in
Fancy i Staple Groceries.
TEAS AND COFFEES A SPECIALTY.
FULL LINE DOMESTIC AND IMPORTED
CIGARS.
Chewing Tobaccos of all Grades.
NEWCASTLE STREET, NEXT TO POST OFFICE.
tplS-Om
J. P. HARVEY & SON,
-DEALERS IN—
J. M. DEXTER
INSURANCE AGENT.
FIRE, TORNADO, LIFE, MARINE AND
ACCIDENT INSURANCE.
Represents Compacts with assets cf over
$85,000,000.00.
Includlng'.tbe'popnlarand.culebrsted
SOUTHERN MUTUAL INS. CO.,
Of Athens, Gs.
ir Prompt settlement of lease*. Office In Kit lie
block, up stairs. i'eblS-l v
W. F. SANDERS,
No. 3, NORTH BROAD ST.,
Atlanta, Ga.,
FRUIT, IVEGETABLE.i
And Produce Commission.
HIGHEST MARKET PRICES
AND PROMPT REMITTANCES,
REFERENCE!: > nddox, Rucker fs Co., baiters.
Atlanta; J. C. McMillan & Co., wholesale grocers.
Atlanta; R. J. Mam*}’, St..Simons Mills, Ga.
marl-4m
Elegant Slimmer Resort!
THE HISTORIC
mm
MILLEDGEVILLE. GA.,
Splendidly equipped and fnrnlshed for summer
boarders. Open* lor the season July 1st, 1885.—
Large, airy and comfortable rooms. FINEST VIEW
IN THE OITA’. L ively eras* plot*, and beautiful
•bady grounds- a park in itself.
Price $18 per mouth. For farther Information
iddiess MRS. M. K. TAYLOR,
my23-tf Milledgeville, Ga,
TRIMS’ IlMMiiCE CO.
HARTFORD, CONN.
Life & Accident Insurance.
J. M. DEXTER, Ins. Agent,
Represents the above C*>. at Bruuawick, Ga.
Afsels, - $7,S26,456
Life and accident polh-te* written on short notice
Passenger Insurance tickets sold. No medical ex
•ruination required DeclH !y
M. A. BAKES, Jr.,
Metal Worker.
Roofing
Of all kin 1* fu.nMied *t the lowest Drifts. TUR
PENTINE HULLS AND KVKAM pipe made at
short notice.
BURROUGHS' BLOCK,
BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA.
jeC-Tui
Fancy and Staple Groceie
Glassware Crockerv, &c.
Corner Newcastle and F Sts.,
s,
Brunswick, Greorgia.
O-iTT-e "U.S a, Trial!
We are sure of pleaslng"you in prices, quality of. goods and promptness oi delivery. Try us one
1 you will never desert us. ' fcb2l-ly
AUG. F. FiAMlIN k CO,
DEALERS IN
Flour, Feed, Grain, Hay,
3X£XH,Xi STTJT'F, Etc.,
HEAVY & FANCY GROCERIES
BRUNSWICK, GA.
Commission Merelmnis,
GRAIN, PRODUCE AND 1 . PROVISION BROKERS.
We Compete with the World.
H. A. KENRICK,
Real Estate & Land Agent,
• OFFICE C0U11T HOUSE DOiLdIXO,
BRUNSWICK,
GEORGIA,
Offers for sale the following property!
COUNTRY PROPERTY.
LOTH IN CITY.
1 lot corner F street and Cochran avenue, running
through to Stonewall street, with improvements,
cumpri-ing a tine two story dwelling and store, and
one one-story dwelling. Term* easy.
1 Old Town lot, .80x180, with improvements, on
east side Union street, between Albemarle anti
Dartmouth street*.
3 New Tqwu lots, adjoining, each 160 Utt deep.
on west aide cl E strict, betweuu F and H at reels.
2 New Town lots, 153 leet deep, weji tide U at re*;
ahd lietw* eti -1 and K atroeta.
3 New Town lots, 30 feet deep, west aide D street,
betweeu I and J at recta.
1 corner lot, 80x30, west aide Newcastle street,
between Gloucester and F streets, opposite Kaiser
block.
Old town truss lot. north sldo of Dartmouth at.,
between Earnout and Norwich streets.
Old Town truss lot, south aide Dartmouth street,
between Kgmnnt slid Norwich streets.
1 lot iron ting Wright square.
2Bay lota, betweeu Prince and Albemarle street*;
good dwellings on each.
3 Iota in New Town, 30x160 feet each, on B street
2 Old Town water iota. tKMe* t front.
2 New Town water lota. 30 feet front.
5 Town Commons lots, west ot Cqcbrau aveuue.
1 bouse and lot on Cochran aveuue, naar F street
3 lota on Union afreet.
1 lot on Newcastle street.
6 lots on Town Commons, west of Cochran svemt * , -
3 lots in Dtxviile.
NEW TOWN LOTH ON ACCOUNT UP AN ESTATE
1443 1001 2310 2342
1444 1W2 2317 *543
1700 SI 54 2312 2552
1710 2151 *370 2553
1711 2142 2377 2564
1(4 7JU1 1712 2104 2378 #655
171 770 1713 2232 2510 2ft j3
1714 S238 2520 2ft>4
1884 2304 2521 2fc'6
1835 2812 2522 200$
1880 2818 2541
1183
2-KJ 1184
250 1441
251 1442
au«8Q ly
Brunswick & Western R. H.
On and after Runday, May Slat, 1885, Iaaacngtr
trains ot, tlit„ road will runes follows;
WESTWARD—
No. 3—MAIL AND EXPRESS.
Leave Brunswick .....8:00 pm
Arrive at Waycross..... ..10:45 p w
Leave Wayeroae 11:15 p m
Arrive aft Albany 4:05an
Leave Macon, via 0. R. R. of Ga. .....8:10 am
Arrive at Atlanta, via C. R. B. of Ga. 12:25 p m
Arrive at Chattanooga, via W. k A .6 AO pm
Arrlv aft Cincinnati, via 0., N. O. k T. P.. .8:20 a &)
No. 5—ACCOMMODATION.
Leave Broniwick 4:45 am
Arrive at Waycross .V... 9:47 a su
Arrive Jacksonville, via8. F. k W. R.R.. 12:00noon
Connects for Pensacola, Mobil# and New Orleans.
Arrive at Albany ....7 :30 pm
——EASTWARD -
No. 4-MAIL AND EXPRESS,
Leave Cincinnati, via C., N. O. k T. P.. ..
Leave Chattanooga, via W. kA....* 0:50au
Leave Atlanta, via C. U. R. of Ga.,... 3:30 p iu
Leave Macon, via 0. R. R. of Ga... J. 8:00pm
Leave Albany 12:05am
Arrive at Waycross .5:05 a m
Arrive at Jacksonville, via 8., F. k W..... 8:50 a in
Arrive at Brunswick 8:00 a xo
No. 5—ACCOMMODATION.
Leave Albany... ......5:80am
Arrive at Waycross 2:55 p iu
Arrive at Savannah, via 8„ F. k W.. 8:25 p xu
Arrive at Jacksonville via 8., F. k W 83)0 p xu
For Macon. Americas, Mon farmery, Atlanta, Bir
mingham. Anniston, Chstta ours and Cincinnati
take train No. 3, (caving Hrim-wlck at H p. m. dally-
This train also conutvU mi Wa>n • h* with trains for
Gained rill e, Thomaavtlle and intermediate points
south, 8., F. k W. Railway, end for savannah.
For Jacksonville. Savannah, Thomm-vill*, Pensa
cola, Mobile, New Orieau* and intermediate stations
take train No. 5, leaving Brunswick at 4.45 a. m.
Pullman Buffet sleeping Cars on trains Nos, 8 add
4 between Jacksonville and Cincinnati.
J. A. MCDUFFIE. Ass t GcnT Pass. Agent.
A. A. GADDIS, V. P. and General Manager.
Having rebuilt our store and moved back to eur old 4tand, and having thereby eularged facilities
We wish to aay to our natrons and the public generally we aye prepared to fill all orders for
GROCERIES,
Etc.
WE MAKE 1 ,SPECIALTIES OF
Fine Flour, Butter, Coffee, Tea
AND CANNED GOODS.
terWji GUARANTEE PRICES AS LOW AS FIRST-CLASS GOODS
CAN BE SOLD FOR IN THIS CITY
lv£coro 2v£cCrar37\
MIDDLE GEORGIA
MILITARY AND AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE,
MILLEDGEVILLE, GA.,
nEOPBNS SEPT. 101b, 1885. Inetrui-
ton 14; Pupil. li.tT.ar 430. Thorough Collnri.
aud Preparatory Department!. Inalruntlon iu uau-
al branches, and in Music, Art, Tactics, Book-keep
ing. Tb. w-11 equipped Military Department ic-
curea order, teaches otwdlence, Improves tha phys
ical condition and mannenof Cadata.
TUITION FREE
To both sexes. Excellent boarding arrangement*
under supervision of oollegt. Tb• school aaa never
more prosperous, never on a firmer footing. Foe
catalogues, apply to J. N. Moore.
GEN. D. H. HILL, Preeid«nt.
JeJlico Coal!
We are prepared to farntsb tbit Famous Coal in
any quantity, at lower prices than ever before given
In Brunswick. This coal burns readily In stove.
K te or even open fire-place.^Pre-eminenUy tL«
t coal In the market I
ROSENDO TORRAS k CO.
ec»-!y
Courtland Symmes,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
3RUNSWT0K, - GEORGIA;
g^Offico In Moore k McCrary's building.
SPENCER R. ATKINSON,
ATTORNEY k COUNSELOR.*AT ( LAW,
BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA.
J.S. JOHNSON,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
BRUNSWICK, - - GEORGIA.
Office in Uoni. k McCrary's building, up stain.
mOlEHORE HE!
MOUTH WASH and DENTIFRICE
Com Bleeding Gira«. Ulcer,. Ron Mouth, got
Throat, Clean ae. the Teeth ana Parlfle. the Breath,
byjmilfcr dentin.. Pre
pend hr Dm. J. P. * W. It. Hotora. Dantl.u. Vasco.
Qa. For Sol. by all druggists and dentist*.