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IT IS BETTER TO LAUGH THAN TO
IGRUHBLB.
Good terminal facilities—a pair of
good, stout boots.
A one-logged man will never be
troubled with wet feet.
A woman may be true as steeli bnt
then you know some steel is highly
tempered.
The human crank turnB himself and
furnishes the nearest approach to
perpetual motion.”
Philadelphia girls are learning to
fictile. Yoor things! It's their only
way to draw a bow.
Most men will stand a clip on the
Head from a barber, and yet get
extremely mad if be pulls their nose.
“Fashion” has been cleverly hit off
ae "an arbitrary disease, which leads
all to follow in a single file the goose
that sets the style.” t
A lady at Sarntoga changes her
dress four times a day. Her husband
is staying at home and changes bis
shirt every three weeke.
The transformations of nature are
wonderful. Put a herring in a tin
box with some cotton seed oil and it
immediately turns into a sardine.
“What are the last teeth to come ? '
asked a school inarm of her class m
physiology. “False teeth, mum!'' re
plied u boy who had just waked lip
011 the back seat.
| Umbrellas iu 1845, according to a
recent writer, weighed about three
pounos and a half. The men who
stole umbrellas iu 1845 must have
fjeen quite muscular.
A little quiet shutting of the mouth
when we are tempted to tell wbat we
"heard about somebody" would soon
cure that abominable soul-cursing,
mind-destroying habit in which we
indulge.
"How to breathe” is a captiou in au
exchange. The best way is through
the nose aud month. Those writers
who teach breathing tbrongh the
ears ami eyes cannot bo too strongly
condemned.
It is said that the marquis of Salis
bury’s hair is all on the back of bis
head. Iu this respect the marquis
differs from most fnshionitble women.
"They generally have some one else’s
hair on tlm I'te ' "l their heads.
Them s s i a thing as being
|o>.iiy tacky. A Kansas editor recent
ly drew a prize in a lottery, and the
very same day his, wife had twins—
both boys—his motber-iu-law was
w killed by lightning while in transit to
pay him a visit, and a man who had
owed 50 cents for four years tor sub
scription sent in tbe money.
“Clara, what makes you sit so close
to George when be culls Saturday
night? • I hope you will not forget
tbe proprieties, my child." "Oh, but
ina, George is drendfnlly deaf.” “Yes,
I remember your father was troubled
witb the same compliant before we
were married, but now I cun not go
through his pockets in tbe morning
without waking him up.”
^ “I—aw—observe that you have a
line collections of plants here,” said a
dude, while making a call upon a
young lady. “So all my friends say,”
she said. "I am very fond of plants,’’
be continued; “I’ll venebaw to say
you cannot Dame my favowrite plant.”
"I think I could,’’ she said, with an
arch smile. "Pivay name it then."
“The thistle.”
A Persian philosopher being naked
I y wbat method bo had acquired so
iniHi knowledge, answered: “By not
being prevented by shame from ask
ing questions when I was ignorant.”
According to this notion, a five-year
old boy traveling in the cars with his
mother ought to acquire enough
knowledge in' n journey of fifteen
miles to split his head wide open.
< } Death rid of its terrors—“Well,”
said a lawyer, as be entered bis con-
demn-.i client’s cell, “good news at
.bis* ” " V reprieve ?" asked the pris-
i1 oiihi-, - o.orly. “No, not a reprieve,
but \iii i’ uncle has died and left you
si:},000, aud now yon can meet your
late with the satisfying feeling that
i lie SO >le efforts of your lawyer in
ymi- uehalf will not go unrewarded.”
It U THE GREAT SOUTHERN REMEDY
for tbe bowels. It Is one ot the most aleasant and
CORDIAL
FOR THE
BOWELS&CHILDREN TEETHING
i„ enure* ADOiT ROtlTHRRN REMEDY
for the bowels, it is ono oi me most
efficacious remedies for all summer complaints.
Atnseaaonwnen violent anacuui
so frequent, some speedy relief ahoui .beat hand.
The wearied mother, losing sleep h nurelng the
little one teething, should use th i medicine. 80
Cts. a bottle. Send 2c. stamp to Walter A. Taylor,
Atlanta, Os., for Riddle Book.
Taylor’s Cherokee Remedy of Sweet
Gam and Mullein will care Coughs Croup,
and Consumption. Price 25c. and $1 a bottle.
500,000
FIRHT-CLAKS PRESSED BRICK. BURNED BY THE
NEW PROCESS (IN TIIK WINGARD PAT-
ENT CALORIFIC KILNS.
Thl* method of hurtling brick enable mo to sell
brick two to two aud a half collars leu* per M than
Anyone burning tlie old way. aud of a more uniform
_ _ . and harder brick. Partis* fnwunt of first-class
brick will do well to commit their Interest. Order*
solicited. Brick delivered f. o. b. car*. Call on or
add reus
my2-4~ L. f. FIELDS. Albany. Ga.
VALUABLE
City Property
FOR SALE—L°N'* TIME PAYMENTS.
Two-story house on lot 90x180, on Union street,
now occupied by Dr. J. M. Madden. Price, $2,800.
Vacant lot 00x180. in .ear ot the Kaiser block,
fronting 00 ie«*t ou Richmond and 00 feet on lley-
uolds street. Price, $1,500.
Terms, one-fourth cash; balance one, two, three
and four years. Sotes to bear interest.
Lot 00x100, corner Co-h ran avenue and Glouccs-
ter streets, with one three-room house thereon.
Price, $400 cash. Apply to W. W. HARDY
J. M. DEXTER,
INSURANCE AGENT.
FIRE, TORNADO, LIFE, MARINE AND
ACCIDENT INSURANCE.
Represents Companies with insets of over
$85,000,000.00.
Includlng’tbo'popnlsr snd.colebrated
SOUTHERN MUTUAL INS. CO.,
Of Athens, Gs.
W. P. SANDERS,
No. 3, NuKTH BROAD ST.,
Atlanta, Gr£i.,
FRUIT,{VEGETABLE,!
And Produce Commission.
HIGHEST MARKET PRICES
AND PROMPT REMITTANCES.
REFERENCED: 5 addox, Rucker A Co,, bin'
Atlanta; J. C. McMillan A Co., wholesale groc
Atlanta; It. J. Massey, St. Simons .Mills, Ou.
mar l-4m
TRIMS’ I.VSIlliyii CO.
HARTFORD, CONN.
Life & Accident Insurance.
J. 31. DEXTER, Ins. Agent,
Represents the above Co. at Brunswick, Ga.
Assets,
$7,826,456
Life and accident policies written on short notice
Passenger insurance tickets sold. No medical ex
amlnation required T)ecl8 Jy
MIDDLE GEORGIA
. AND AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE,
MlLLEDGEVILLE, GA.,
REOPENN SEPT, 1GiIi,1885. Instruc
tors 14; Pupils last year 420. Thorough college
and Preparatory Departments. Instruction in usu
al branches, ind in Music, Art, Tsctlcs, Book-keep-
Ing. Tbe w»ll equipped Military Department se
cures order, teaches obedience. Improves the phys
ical condition and manners ol Cadets.
TUITION FREE
To both sexes. Excellent boarding arrangements
under supervision of college. The school was never
more prosperous, never on s firmer looting. For
catalogues, apply to J. N. Moore.
GEN. D. H. HILL, President.
SPENCER R. ATKINSON,
ATTORNEY ^COUNSELOR AT LAW,
BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA.
TolepDone ss?.
PRIVATE LINES
Built, equipped with telephones, and rented. Ap-
nly to the Manager of the nearest Telephone, *o
* JOHN D. FASTERLIN, 8upt.
D'vjs.tf Charleston C,
C L. ELLIOT,
Fancy a Staple Groceries.
TEAS AND COFFEES A SPECIALTY.
FULL LINE DOMESTIC AND IMPORTED
CIGARS.
Chewing Tobaccos of all Grades.
NEWCASTLE ST., CARGYLE’S NEW HUILDING
apl8-6m
H. A. KSNRICK,
Real Estate & Land Agent,
J. P. HARVEY & SON,
-DEALERS IN-
Fancy and Staple Groceries,
Glassware Crockers, &c.
Corner Newcastle and F Sts.,
Brunswick, Greorgia.
Wo keep a full stocl;>f Fancy andglioice Family Groceries, and’sell as ckesp ss the best godds
“ esn be sold.
G-ive -u-s a, Trial!
Wo tre sure of pleasing you In prices, quslity of goods and promptness ol delivery. Try u* one
aud you will never desert us. febSMy
AUG. F. FRANKLIN & GO.
-DEALERS IN-
Flour, Feed, Grain, Hay,
mXLL STXJTr, Etc.,
HEAVY & FANCY GROCERIES
BRUNSWICK, BA.
Commission Merchants,
GRAIN, PRODUCE AIMPROVISION BROKERS.
We Compete with the World.
11^1111
Having rebuilt on* store and moved back to eur old stand, and having thereby enlarged facilities
We wish to say to our patrons and tbe public generally we are prepared to fill all orders for
GROCERIES,
Etc.
WE M AKE’SPECI ALTIES OF
Fine Flour, Butter, Coffee, Tea
AND CANNED GOODS.
a@-WE GUARANTEE PRICES AS LOW AS FIRST-CLASS GOODS
CAN BE SOLD FOR IN THIS CITY
l£coie 2v£cCra,r3r_
OFFICE COURT HOUSE BUILDING,
BRUNSWICK,
GEORGIA,
Offers for sale tbe following property;
COUNTUY PROPERTY.
LOTH IN CITY.
1 lot corner F street and Cochran avenue, running
through to btouewall street, with improvements,
comprising a fine two story dwelling aud store, nul
one oue story dwelling. Term* easy.
1 old Town lot, 8)xI80, with improvements, on.
east side Uuion street, between Albemarle umV
Dartmouth streets.
3 New Town lots, adjoining, each 159 i«et deep.
on west side ot E street, bnt woo u F and G street*.
2 New Town lots. 109 feet deep, wejt side D stree?
and lietwoen J aud K streets.
3 New Town lots. VO feet deep, west side D street,,
between I and J streets.
1 corner lot, 30x30, west side Newcastle street ,
between Gloucester aud F streets, opposite K«lsei
block.
Old town truss lot. north side of Dsrlmouth *t.„
between Eg wont and Norwich streets.
Old Town truss lot, south side Dartmouth street
between Egmnnt aud Norwich streeta.
1 lot fronting Wright square.
9Bay lota, betweeu Priuco and Albemarle streets*
good dwellings on each.
3 lols In New Town, 30x160 feet each, on B street
3 Old Town water lot*. 00 le-t front.
8 New Town water lot*. 30 feet front.
5 Town Cowiuous lots, west ot Cochran ivenu -.
1 house and lot ou Cochran avenue, near F street
3 lots on Union street.
1 lot-on Newcastle street
S lota on Town Commons, west of Cochran *vemt *
8 lots In Dlxville.
NEW TOWN LOTH ON ACCOUNT OF AN E«TAT£
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230 1133
250 1441
261 1442
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2164 2473
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2006'-
Brunswick & Western It. It.
WESTWARD
No. 3—MAIL AND EXPRESS.
Leave Brunswick 8:oo pra.
Arrivest Waycross...... 16:45 p m-
Leave Waycrosa 11:16 p n»
Arrive at Albany.. 4:95 a ■*.
Los ve Macon, via 0. R. R. of Ga 8:10 am
Arrive at Atlanta, via C. R. R. of Ga......12:25 p m
Arrivo at Chattanooga, via W. k A 6;60 p tr.
Arriv st Cincinnati, via C., N. O. k T. P...8:20 a a,
No. 6—ACCOMMODATION.
Leava Brunswick 4*45 a ul
Arrive st Waycros* * 47 a lr.
Arrive Jacksonville, viaH. F. k W. K.lL.lv «uoor.
Connects for Pensacola, Mobile and New Orleans.
Arrive at Albany.. 7 :30 p iu
EASTWARD
No. 4-MAIL AND EXPRESS,
Leave Cincinnati, via C.,N. O. k T. P., ..
Leave Chattauooga, via W. k A 9:50 a n?,
l.eave Atlanta, via 0. R. It. of Ga 8:30 p m .
Leave Macon, via C. R. E. of Ga .8:00 p ru
Leave Albany 12:05atm
Arrive at Waycross. 6:06 a im
Arrive at Jacksonville, via 8., F. k W... .*, 8:65 a m
Arrive at Brnnawlck... 8:00 a nu
No. 6—ACCOMMODATION.
Leavc Albany 6:30am
Arrive at Waycross 2:63 p n*
Arrive st Savannah, via fi„ F. k W 8:25 p u>
Arrive at Jacksonville via 8., K*W 8:60 p n».
For Macon* Americas, Montgomery, Athmts, iJlr
minghnm, Anniston, Chatti»-««.g* mid Cinciiu.at
at j
take traiu No. 3, leaving Brim-wick m h p. m. daily.
This train also contuvt* st \V*>enw* witb trains fnj
Gainesville, Thoniasvill* und intermediate polut»
sonth, H.. F. k W. Railway, and for >avaunab.
For Jacksonville. Havnntnth. Thomm-villo, Penary-
cola, Mobile, New OrienUMiiud intermediate station in
take train No. 6, leaving Brunswick at 4.45 a. in.
Pullman Buffet Sleeping Cars on trsJus Noe. 8 add!
4 between Jacksonville and Cincinnati.
J. A. McDUFFIE, Ass t Uen’l Pass. Agent.
A. A. GADDIS, V. P. and General Manager.
PJJoMorr.
— dealer in-
DRY GOODS
And Groceries,
Bay St., Brunswick, (ia.
The Brunswick
TIN SHOP.
Work done as cheap ss any other place In the
rftste. ROOFING dona and warranted at lowest
figures.
Pumps mid Ordei /York
ATTENDED TO AT ONCE. TEB1IB CASH
c. h: McIntosh,
mjrl# Im Proprietor.
r
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FROM ST. SIMONS ISLAND.
We m offering for Mle PORE Ol.IVK OIL mann-
fketnred by Col. W. R Hbadman, from bl. olive-
grove on Cannon’, Point, Bt. Bimoae laUnd.
It I, warranted to be enperior teany oil In the
market, and not adulterated witb any aporioua oUa
or any kind.
DANIEL & FISH,
apgll»tf Brunswick, Oa*..
Dr, TUCKER,
Having treated in tbe city, offere hie proftcaioi ai
aervlcea to tbe people of Brnnawlck.
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION.
Tbe partnerablp heretofore exlating between tbe
undersigned, under tbe arm name of Mlueban &
Calcar, baa tbia day been dieeotnd by matoal eon-
aent. Tbe bnclneea will hereafter be conducted lr;
Mr. T. Jlfoeban, who aaaanua all tb. liabilitiea or
the lata arm, and win ntceiva all monim dna tbew.
C.CALSTAV,
T. MUnSHA.I.
atu'M-it