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IT IS BETTER TO LAUGH THAR TO
GBUMBLE.
‘•I nra a mao of very quaint tastes,”
said the man, as he went behind the
door and tasted something.
“He is a polished gentleman,” said
she, gazing fondly at the bald head
which shuwed her handiwork.
A doctor was asked to dance the
lancers, and declined, but expressed
a willingness to lance tbn dancers.
Sfrila a Virginia a farmer wns
watching his watermelon patch the
other night his wife rau away with
II rather irmn.
The first gray hnir! Ab, yes, what
emotion the sight of it stirs up—es
pecially when you happen to find it
in the gravy.
Philadelphia Record says: The
word “hell” has been practically abol
ished from the Old Testament. The
place, however, is still doing business
at the old stand.
Young man, when you see an old
maid adjusting her spectacles and
dipping out that part of the paper
headed, “Sealed Proposals,” it is
time for you to take to the woods
The other day an excited individ
ual accosted a street gnmio with the
question: “Say, bub, which is the
quickest, way for me to get to thi
railroad depot ?” “Run 1” was the re
press.
At the marriage of an Alabama
widower one of tbe servants was
if his master would take n bri
dal tour. “Duuno, sab; when ole mis
sus was alive he took n paddle to her;
dunno if he takes a bridal to de new
one or not.”
The Hawkeye says it takes a drug-
clerk of broad judgment and liberal
views, and a calm, statesman-like con
trol of his features, to know bow to
give a citizen tbe right kind of syrup
in his sodo-water when the citizen’s
wife says she will take the Bame as
her husband.
When you see a man whom you
know is usually healthy, all bent over
ns if crippled with rheumatism, don’t
jump to the conclusion that he is suf-
feA'ing with that disease. He may
have merely been digging up the
yard for his wile N» plant (lowers.
A Western em .r -uys that n doc
tor in his town temo.vd a tape worm
“from a lad that was ninety-six feet
long, nnd had over eleven hundred
#j nuts.” Well, a boy ns long as that
ougbt to have eleven hnndred joints,
In playing a game of seven up with
u young Indy from St. Paul, a wicked
Bismarcker told her that every time
she held the jack of trumps it was
a sure sign that her lover was think
ing of her. Then he watched her fnce
at each deni, and every time she
blushed and looked pleased, led out
and caught her jack.
A young lad of 8 yenrs, who had
already five brothers, wns told one
i)ay that be bad a sister. As the
'ffchvs seemed to affect him rather
badly, he was finally prevailed to tell
what the trouble wns. Sobbing, be
told his mether that be wanted nil
brothers, as he wns in hopes of hav
ing a base ball nine.
“Why ?” asked the schoolmaster, in
astonishment, "can’t you read!’’
“No," replied the farmer landlord,
throwing a hammer nt the bens to
-remind them tbat they must get out
of the corn. “No; fact is, I did sol
out to learn to rend once, but when I
thought that I should never be able
to rend n ten-lhousandtb part of tbe
stuff tbit’s written, I gave it upio
despair.
“I protest 1” exclaimed tbe new
barber, as tbe gentleman from tbe
Emerald Isle dropped into tbe opera
ting chair; “I draw the line right
here. I ain willing to mix lather,
lint hang me if I lather Micks." It
w >8 fJared that the Hibernian gentle-
an would razor tow then and there
wtn-t-er round a ehillnlab, per-
CORDIAL
for the
B0WELS&CHILDRENTEETHIN6
It Is THE (MEAT SOUTHERN REMEDY
tor the bowels. It Is one ot the most pleasant end
efficacious remedies for all summer complaints.
Ata season when violent attacks ot the bowels are
so frequent, some speedy relief should be at hand.
The wearied mother, losing sleep In nursing the
little one teething, should use this medicine. SO
eta. ft bottle. Send 2c. stamp to Walter A. Taylor,
‘ “ nta, Ga-i tor Riddle Book.
Tftylor’a Cherokee Remedy of Sweet
Gam and Jlnlleln wUl care Coughs, Croup,
and Consumption. Price 25c. and $1 a bottle.
500,000
f
I
C, L. ELLIOT,
DEALER IN
Faaey i Staple Groceries.
TEAS AND COFFEES A SPECIALTY.
FULL LINE DOMESTIC AND IMPORTED
CIGARS.
Chewing Tobaccos of all Grades.
NEWCASTLE ST., CARGYLE’S NEW BUILDING
ap!8-6m
J. P. HARVEY & SON,
tflRST-CLARS PRESSED BRICK. BURNED BY THE
NEW PROCESS 'IN THE WINGARD PAT-
ENT CALORIFIC KILNS.
Till* method of burning brl<*k enable me to sell
brick two to two and a half dollars lea* per M than
anyone burning the old way, and of a more nut form
jutor, and harder brick. Parties Inwuntof Hrst-rlas*
brick will do well to consult their Interest. Order*
solicited. Brick delivered f. o. b. cars. Call on or
address
mylM- L. T. FIELDS, Albany. Ga.
VALUABLE
City Property
FOR SALE—L°NG TIME PAYMENTS.
Two-story house on lot 90x180, on Union street,
now occupied by Dr. J. M. Madden. Price, $2,800.
Vacant lot 90x180, in roar oi the Kaiser block,
fronting 90 leet on Richmond and 90 feet on Rey
nolds street. Price, $ 1,500.
Terms, oun-fourth cash; balance one, two, three
and four years. Note* to bear iutereat.
Lot 90x100. corner Co.-hran avenue and Q1ouc**<
tor streets, with one three-room house thereon.
Price, $400 cash. Apply to W. W. HARDY
J. M. DEXTER,
Insurance agent.
FIRE, TORNADO, LIFE, MARINE AND
. ACCIDENT IXSUnANCE.
Represents Companies with assets of over
$85,000,000.00.
Including’tho}popul»r«nd,celebrated
SOUTHERN MUTUAL INS. CO..
Of Jtbeni, Oa.
'If"
■ •III
I, it us the barber was a strap
ping fell .w the exile from Erin hurl
to h-.me that the joke was a good ouo.
L"t us soap that all quarrels may
thus before they have begun.
W. P. SANDERS,
No. 3, N011TH BROAD ST„
Atlanta, G-a.,
FRUIT,{VEGETABLE,!
And Produce Commission.
-DEALERS IN—
Fancy and Staple Groceries,
Glassware Cracker<fcc.
Corner Newcastle and F Sts.,
Brunswick, Greorgia.
GrlTre -uls a, Trial!
We are aure of pleasing"yon in price*, quality of.goods and promptnossjoi delivery. Try ns one
uid you will never desert us. feb2l-ly
AUG. F. FRANKLIN & GO.,
-DEALERS IN-
HIGI1EST MARKET PRICES
AND PROMPT REMITTANCES,
REFERENCES: Vaddox, Rucker A Co., banker
Atlanta; J. O. McMillan A Co., wholesale grocer
Atlanta; It. J. Massey, Nt. .Simon* Mills, Ga.
mar Mm
UAL 11.1 ill
HARTFORD, CONN.
TRIMS’
HAU
Life & Accident Insurance.
J. M. DEXTER, Ins. Agent,
Represents the above Co. at Brunswick, Ga.
Assets, $7,826,456
Life and accident policies written on abort notice
Passenger insurance tickets sold. No medical ex
amlnatlon require.! DeclS )y
MIDDLE GEORGIA
MILIUBY AND AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE,
MILLEDGEVILLE, GA..
REOPENS SEPT, lOlli. 188S. In.true-
tors 14; Pupils last year 420. Thorough college
and Preparatory Departments. Instruction in usu
al branches, and in Uualc, Art. Tactica, Book-keep
ing. The w»ll equipped Military Department se
cures order, teaches obedience, Improves the phys
ical condition and manners of Cadets.
TUITION FREE
To both aexea. Excellent boarding arrangements
under supervision of college. Tbe school a as Lever
more prosperous, never on a firmer tooting. For
catalogues, apply to J. N. Moore.
GEN. V. H. HILL, Presid-nt.
SPENCER R. ATKINSON,
ATTORNEY A’COUNSEIOR AT LAW,
BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA.
Flour, Feed, Grain, Hay,
smsxxjl, ST - crr , r\ Etc.,
HEAVY & FANCY GROCERIES
BRUNSWICK, GA.
Commission Merchants,
GRAIN, PRODUCE AUDI PROVISION BROKERS.
We Compete with the World.
dig Year or Jute all breattun Happy, aae
Buying Pianos and Organs,
Unusually En.y Installment Term,
new Offered by I.addeo Ac Batee
Southern Itlnelc Home,
Savannah, Ga.
A Square Talk with Purchasers, Giv
ing Special Information about
Our New and Easy Methods
op Selling Pianos
and Organs.
"It’s a Long Time Between Drinks ”
So remarked the Governor of Soil 11*
Carolina to the Governor of Norm
Carolina many years ago, btlmv the
temperance wave hud swept over t n..
Snuth. He probably spoke bis b
est convictions, and so do we when
we say,
It’s a Long Time Between Crops.
And to this tbe thousands of fnmilv
“bread winners” in tbe Sontb who ui>
waiting nntil the next crop is garner
ed before they buy Pianos and Organ-
will s.iy “omen.” But u>e say, why mil,
when you can buy now on such easy
'arms? Only think of it,
PIANOS, $25 CASH and $10 per Mo
ORGANS, $10 CASH and $5 per Mo
Wby, it’s almost a sin to deprive
yourself and family of an Instrument
when one oan be had so easily. Ana
to those who cannot meet monthly in
stallments, we offer these Special Som
mer Terms:
PIANOS, $50 CASH, BAL. NOV. 1
ORGANS, $20 GASH, BAL. NOV. 1.
Aid if crops turn ont. poor, so thnt
when Nov. 1 come. the entire balance
cannot he paid, we will accept One-
Half of it. nnd wait until Nov 1,1886,
for the other half:
Now, come np, buyers! Our instru
ments lead the World. Our Prices are
the Ijouxst, our Terms the Easiest, and
we offer every inducement tbat enn be
honestly lived up to.
See these Special Summer Bargains:
Only 8310 form elegant Rosewood Plano;
tarns ,lzo; all improvement.; .west tone; guaran
teed a superior end durable Plano. Tkauanit told.
Bat Plano told in America at tke price.
A naw Upright Plano for only $1S0 on very
easy terms.
The stiver Toned Natbnabek Plano, ttOO,.
$323. 1330.
The magnificent Chlckerlng Plano—the-
Dot in tie World, *400, *430, *500 to ll.OOII.
Only 80S for a bcauiiful Parlor ort'bnrch
Organ—aoltd watnnt caie, with high top and of
rich dealgnitaeta Seeds, 10 ganuine Stops. Onaf
rit bargain nor offered.
The incomparable Itlaonn Ac Hamlin 4)r-■
(anM, from $24 np to $760. Rented until peld lor-
nearly three years gWen tor pay-uent.
Fine Stool. F.mbro!dered Cover, Instructor and'
Book of Music with Pianos, and Stool, Inatrnctor
end Mlisle Book with Organa. ALL FREIGHT
paid on both. Fifteen days trial, and we pay
freight both ways If Instrument <b>n t «ult.
JUST ONE LAS T W^RD.
If you are (biukiug of buying an inatrnineut,.
write us, and wo will make t«rn<» t*» ault your con
venience. Aek for buiutu**r Tercin, 18*5. Mentlom
this advertisement and paper.
LODDEN & BATES Southern Music House,
SANANNAH, Ga.,
THE OltEAT WHOLESALE PIANO AND ORGAN
DEPOT OF THE BOOTH.
Telephones.
PRIVATE LINES
Built, equipped with telephone*, and rented. Ap
ply to the Manager or the nearest Telephone, *o
JOHN* D. EA8TEKLIN, Hupt.
tnvps.tf Coarle* on C.
t*' ' f- ? » • f
Having rebuilt our ttore and moved back to enr old ataud, and having thereby enlarged facilitiea
We wlab to My to onr patron* and tbe public generally we are prepared to fill all order* for
GROCERIES,
Etc. •
WE MAKEJ5PECIALT1 ES OF
Fine Flour, Butter, Coffee, Tea
AND CANNED GOODS.
. • i I i . : - r ‘J- $3 *
t&'WE GUARANTEE PRICES AS LOW AS FIRST-CLASS GOODS
CAN BE SOLD FOR IN THIS CITY
2v£c©re dz Iv£cCrar3r
H. A. KENRICK,
Real stats & Land Agent
OFFICE COURT HOUSE BUILDING,
BRUNSWICK,
GEORGIA,
Offers for Mle the following property i
COUNTRY PROPERTY.
LOTS IN CITY.
1 lot corner P street and Cochran avenue, running
through to Stonewall atrect, with improvement*,
comprising a hue two story dwelling ami etore, um|
one one-story dwelling. Terms easy.
1 Old Town lot* 80x180. with improvement*, on
east side Uuton street, between Albemarle and
Dartmouth streets.
3 New Town lots, adjoining, each 159 feat deep,
on west tide of t street, between f and (4 streets;
2 New Town lots. 169 feet deep, west side B street
and between J and K streets.
3 New Town lots, 60 feet deep, west side D street,
between I and 3 streets,
1 corner lot, 30x30, west side Newcastle street,
between Gloucester and W streets, opposite Ksiser •
block;
Old town trass lot. north side of Dartmouth ct.,.
between Egmont and Norwich streets.
Old Town trass lot, south aide Dartmooth street,
betweea Egmont and Norwich streets.
' Vt trauting Wright square,' r-c.'
_ lay loti, between Prince'and Albemarle streets, •
good dwellings on each. *
3 lots In New Town, 90x160 feet each, on B street
2 Old Town water lota, 90 feet front.
2 New Town water lota. 90 feet I runt.
6 Town Common* lota, west ot Oochran avenue.
1 house and lot on Oochran avenne, near V street
3 lots on Unlou$atraet. *
1 lot on Newcastle street.
6 lot* ou Town Commons, west ot Cochran avenu e ■
8 lots in Dlxvllle.
NEW TOWN LOTS ON ACCOUNT OF AN ESTATE.
12 262 1449 1601 2316 3342
16 460 1444 1903 2317 2643.
73 624 1709 2154 2342 2662
79 626 1710 3161 2376 3663
80 626 1711 2142 2377 2664
05 736 1712 3164 8378 3666
71 770 3713 »» 3619 2603.
14 1182 1714 3298 2620 3604
36 113-1 1884 2294 2621 2G'5
60 1441 1835 2312 2522 200*
51, 1442 1886. 3818 3641
CALL AND BE SHAVED AT THE
Artesian Barber,
SHOP. -
STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS
Hair work of all kinds a atwcialiy. HatMactlur
guaranteed. Shop in Poet Office building
martl-ly 4S. A. SHAW. Propriety.