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IT IS BETTER TO EACOH TRAlt TO
CREDIBLE.
I
“Courtship is bliss,” said a young
toan aud ardent lover. “Yes, and
mutrimony is blister,** snarled an old
bachelor.
An instructor nsbed a French girl
why beer in French was feminine. She
replied it was probably owing to the
fact that the boys lilted it so well.
The office-seeker is in hard look.
HejU afraid to ask lor office for fear
of w^irig refused, and he is afraid if
be does not ho will be over'ooked.
A Leadvilln paper,Jn speaking of
aaVorganist who was shot, alludes to
him us “this skilled musician.” We
presume it meant “this killed muei
ciun.”
“Pa, what is a fool ?” “A fool, my
son, is a man who tiokles the hind
leg of a mule.” “Does be ever find it
oat, pa?” “No, my dear, be nevQr
has time."
“What is the ‘dollar of our dad
dies? - ” asks a college paper. It is
wbat the undergraduate pays bis
wages and anti-temperance snbscrip
tions with.
“You umy leud a horse to water,
but you can’t multe him drink," says
uu old saw. You couldn't mak*- m.me
men drink, either, if you loos ibem
tua hydrant.
. “Yes, Miss Frost, I always we ar
gloves at night; Urey make one’s
bauds soft. Miss Frost—“Ah! and I
suppose you sleep with your hat or,
Oiid I hut's why your head is soft.”
True diplomacy is the art of hiding
your money where your wife cannot
find it, and then to he in bed pretend
ing to bo asleep as you watch her go
through your clothes in an unproduc
tive hunt.
Prisoner, why did’ you kill your
wife ?” ‘'because life with her Imd
become unbearable.” “Yon should
have separated' from her.” “I had
promised I would never desert her
while she lived."
A woman who has been taking in
sewing for a couple of years to'snp-
port her lazy and drunken lint-band
J ays it is surprising that the Board of
fealtli has not had her indicted f< r
“maintaining a nuisance.’’
“Poor fello tn- nii .i in poverty,”
^■:id a p-ran.. d > man lately do-
co.is-i d. “Thiii isn’t anything,” said
a seedy-looking bystander. "Dying
in poverty is no hardship; it’s living
in poverty that puts the thumbscrew
on a fellow.”
A boy who Imd been taught that
time was money railed at a randy
shop the other day and remarked
that he Imd an hour given him, and
that lie would like to spend a quarter
of it, nod would take the change for
the oilier three-quarters.”
“D i you see anything green here,
my reverend frieud?” said a vaga
bond to a Salvation Army preacher.
“No," said the preacher, "but I see
something rod—your nose—and it
^cost you five hundred dollars to paint
it, if you paid for the drinks.”
Said a Wall street broker 'to his
coachman: "I nrn going to make ypu
*t a handsome present. I give you all
yon have stolen from me during tbe
past year ” “Thank you, sir," re
torted the coachmnn, "and may nil
your customers treat you as liberally.”
A lbileigb darkey having heard that
Gove nOi - Jarvis had been appointed
Envoy Extraordinary and Minister
Plenipotentiary to Brazil, told an
other darkey that Governor Jarvis
t.in I hern appointed an extraordinary
pi. to ller to .the penitentiary in Bra
zil.
If there is nnytbing that a man
is pimider of tlmn the first baby
which comes to adorn his home, it is
.tie remembrance of that time when
'• lie mustered up conrage to say to his
mother-in-law: “I am boss, here, old
lady, and—what are yon going to do
a bo it it?”
II Senators Evnrts tells his friends in
Washington who expressed the hope
i lint his “daughters who used to pre
side over their pareuts’ tea things at
the Capital” will bo with him next
s-naon, that his daughters are “mar
ried now and busy with teething in
their own household,”
I
C L. ELLIOT,
DEALER IS
Fancy i Staple Groceries.
TEAS AND COFFEES A SPECIALTY.
FULL LINE DOMESTIC AND IMPORTED
CIGARS.
Chewing Tobaccos of all Grades.
NEWCASTLE ST., CARGYLE'S NEW BUILDING
apIB-Orn
RE-OPENED.
J. P. HARVEY & SON,
I.EWl'I@ST4eO
* fp
HAVE RE-OPENED IN THEIR NEW BRICK STORE,
AND ARE STILL HEADQUARTERS FOR
CLOTHING,
BOOTS, SHOES, HATS, r #
And Gents 9 Furnishing Goods
CALL AND BXAMINEi!
• ' btfc'.tl..
for CASH
uov25-ly ,
R.
L. W.
-DEALERS IN—
Fancy and Staple Groceries,
Glassware Crcokertr,
Corner Newcastle and F Sts.,
Brunswick, Greorgia.
Fresh Groceries, Confectioneries,
Fruits and Vegetables! .
RECEIVED DAILY BY
Gr-I-sre -u-s a, Trial!
AUG. F. FRANKLIN k CO.,
-DEALERS IN
Flour, Feed, Grain, Hay,
ILfXX-iX.. Etc.,
HEAVY & FANCY GROCERIES
BRUNSWICK, GA.
Commission Merchants,
GRAIN, PRODUCE AUD PROVISION BROKERS.
We Compete with the World.
dMl.lv ■
a. X» WA&EBS,
[CROVATT’S BUILDING, BRUNSWICK, GA.]
Fine toeeries a Specialty.
ALSO DEALER IN
Whitman’s Candies.
4©*Vegotables receieved daily from tho garden of J. N Walker.
GOODS DELIVERED AS SOON AS ORDER IS GIVEN.
~~R. Ia W.
J. M. DEXTER,
INSURANCE AGENT.
FIRE, TORNADO, LIFE, MARINE AND
ACCIDENT INS CHANCE.
Represent* Companies with mmucIh of over
$85,000,000.00
Includlng’tbo'populir snd.celebrate/J
SOUTHERN MUTUAL INS. CO.,
Of AtLvU*, Os.
The Old Boliable
IilSSliltiilT BROTHERS
.MILY
COUNTRV
Ocean View,
ST. SIMONS ISLAND, OA.
A limited number of (warders can ho aernmroo-
d»ted at sb.ive hou*c, situated one buudred yards
fiO.u the bench.
FINE SURF-BATHING!
For term*, etc., apply to
Having rebuilt our store and moved back to eur old stand, aud having thereby enlarged facilities
We wish to aay to our patroua and the public geucrally we are prepared to fill all order* tor
GROCERIES,
SFKOTTXSZ©2STS, Etc.
WE MAKE|3PECIALTIES OF
Fine Flour, Butter, Coffee, Tea
AND CANNED GOODS’
sa-WE GUARANTEE PRICES AS LOW AS FIRST-CLASS GOODS
CAN BE SOLD FOR IN THIS CITY
lv£core <35 IvXcCrazsr
GROCERIES AND
PRODUCE,
HAVE ON BAND JTOR SALE TBE
Ca-ESaMXTIKTES
* _ -
Singer Sewing lbchins 1
TUB NEW IMPROVED FAMILY MACHINE
ff*ada tbs Hit of machines, being llght*roDOiou
—*—1 stroi -
J.T.
lulyll-lf
For ginger Xan’i’a cn
M. A. BAKEE, Jr.,
Metal Worker.
Roofing
Ilf ill kind, fu.nf'hed «t the lowwt prieee. TUB-
PENTINK STILLS AND STEAK PIPE in.Ie Tit
■hort notice. BCn „ ot , a „ s . BLOCK.
BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA.
Mdt House,
High Point, Cumberland Island,
Georgia.
W. H. BUNKLET, Prop.
BOABD PER DAY. »t«l: I'EB WEr.Kjliri.no: PER
MONTH. tM M. SPECIAL RATES TO
FAMILIES.
Tble mort cnn.it l«> eurpewed for eport'citiBd
eurf-bethiii?. All kind, uf n.h In any qnentlUe*.
Lm, of icce.« from Brnnewlflt bp eteamer Tho.,
Colljer. my*Mm
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION.
Tbe n.rtorr.bin heretmore eiletintj between tbe
nndei.liroed. under tho Arm n»mo of Hluebtu *
(Ulmu.hu tbl. d»y been dleeolved by nmuil eon.
unt. The builneea will bereafter be condneted by
Mr T Mlnehan. who aeiumea all tbe llabllltlee ol
the bite Arm. uni will receive all nioule. due them
C. CALN.V*
.nirif.it T mineiiaW.
WE n VVF. MADE AHRANOFniKSTK WITH THE
wholesale fuunitubs bouse or
A. J. MILLER & CO.,
OF SAVANNAH,
To represent them in the city oi Brunswick. W#
are prepared to offer extra inducements to all r er
sons needing furniture. We will sell at bAVANNAII
PRICKS. Call and see samples.
W. A. Horrid & Bro,
Monk Street, oppoilla L'tfloeo BeU.
mygMtn - ... -
PlUoMorf,
— dealerix-
DRY GOODS
And Groceries,
Bay St., Brunswick, lia.
dsc3»
J.S. JOHNSON.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
BRUNSWICK, - - GEORGIA.
Office in Moore k McCnrj'e baUdiSf, op italre.