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Library, bracket, parlor and all styles of Lamps cheap at Lloyd & Adams* Headquarters
IT is BETTER TO LAUGH THAN
TO GROWL.
The golden mum—Tbe miser.
A dead beat—the moffled dram.
Like truth, cheese is mite-.v and
will prevail.
Parlor croqm t bus been succeeded
by baseball at cards in the library.
The oldest inhabitant ia usually a
'than, but the scoldeat is a woman.
* Inquirer asks: “What must I do to
make my hands soft ?” Do nothing.
“’The most important tbiug in con
nection with the bouse, is the haul,"
remarked the burglar.
An exchange says there is a mis
sion in this life for dudes. We hope
it is a foreign missiou.
An Ohio veteran draws a pension
because ten years ago his wife struck
him with a broomstick.
A chair of matrimony is talked of
at Vassar college. Ot course it will
be a big rocking cbuir, strong enough
to bold two.
“Woat is the worst thing about
riches? 1 ’ asked the Sunday school
teacher. And the new boy said, not
having any.
In Borne parts of Texas the streams
are so dry that tbe fish have to wear
dusters to keep their clothing from
being spoiled.
We learn from the Southern Biv
ouac that Eastrrn America is drying
up. The West think it is about time
for her to do so.
“I’m glad this coffee doesn’t owe
me unytbing,” said a boarder at tbe
breakfast table. “I don’t believe it
would ever settle.’’
There are unwritten poems and
songs unsung, .emHrks some one.
“Yes,’’ Baid the editor, “it is this that
reconciles ns to life.’’
Wbeno'er a mao an office seeks,
He's oil compelled to roam;
But when an office seeks a man,
It always finds him home.
“Pa,” said a little Kentucky boy,
"what is tbe ghost of a smile?" “A
ghost of a smile,’’ the father replied,
is something found in empty bottles
In Patagonia they tine a man two
goats for killing bis wife. The law is
very strict on tbe silbject, too, uud if
tbe fine isn’t paid be is compelled to
marry agAin.
Little Johnny, on being asked by
bis school teacher if be knew what
tfas meant by “at par,” replied that
“Ma was always at Pa when be came
home late.”
A poetess sings: “All that. I want
is asiugle heart.” This would seem to
indicate that she held the ton, jack,
queen and king of that suit, and was
drawing for the ace.
A Nevada man spent three months
looking for a grizzly bear, and the
muti's relatives have spent three
months looking for him. They think
he must have found the bear.
A hat manufacturer says that the
sizo of a man's head is always in
creased by excitement. We have no
ticed this, too. It generally occurs,
however, the morning after the ex
citement.
“Smith, did you see my wife go
dowu this strete ?” “Yes, she passed
about an hour ago.” “Wonder what
my chances are for overtaking her?”
“Good; the sidewalk is just lined
with show windows.’’
“Ob, Emiline, come quick! The
baby’s tumbled down into the cis
tern; we’s bin a fisbin’ for him for
half an hoar wid an ntnbrella handle
and a chunk of sponge cake, and wo
can’t even get a nibble.”
“You ure bound to read, I see, ’
said Mrs. S. to her hu.shaud, who,
with novel in hand, was Imsy among
its pages. “So is this book,” be re
plied, without looking up, and bis
talkative wife collapsed.
“If you give^mo fourteen dollars
per week to run the house,” sh" said,
as they sat together in ■ the twilight,
“and I saved three dollars per week
out of that, what would you say ?”
“Say! Why,'.I'd say you ought to
run it on eleven,” he growled, as bo
lighted the gas.
I
C L. ELLIOT,
Fancy § Staple Groceries.
TEAS AND COFFEES A SPECIALTY.
FULL LINE DOMESTIC AND IMPORTED
CIGARS.
Chewing Tobaccos of all Grades.
NEWCASTLE ST., CARGYLE'S NEW BUILDING
RE-OPENED.
HAVE RE-OPENED IN THEIR NEW BRICK STORE,
AND ARE STILL HEADQUARTERS FOR
CLOTHING,
BOOTS, SHOES, HATS,
And-Gents’ Furnishing Goods
CALL AND EXAMINE!
B.A.:E3C3-.A.X£TS fox CASH
J. P. HARVEY & SON,
-DEALERS IN-
Fancy and Staple Groceries,
Glassware Crocked, <fcc.
Corner Newcastle and F Sts.,
Brunswick, Greorgia.
G-L-sre -u_s a, Trial!
AUG. F. FRANKLIN i GO.
-DEALERS IN-
Flour, Feed, Grain, Hay,
isarnrrrs" 1 , Etc.,
HEAVY & FANCY-GROCERIES
BRUNSWICK, G.i.
Commission JHerelaanats,
GRAIN, PRODUCE AND PROVISION BROKERS.
We Compete with the Work!.
drwtl.lv ■
Having rebuilt our store anil moved back to our old stand, and having thereby enlarged faMHtfrb
Wo with to say to our patrons and tlio public generally wo are prepared to Ull all orders for
GROCERIES,
'XSOWTTSXOjfcTSS, Etc.
WI! MAKEJ3PECIALTIKS OF
Fine Flour, Butter, Coffee, Tea,
AND CANNED GOODS.
1ST WE GUARANTEE PRICES AS LOW AS FIRST-CLASS GOODS
CAN BE SOLD FOR IN THIS CITY
R.
L. W.
IvCcore McCrary,
M Grom, Meetio&m,
Fruits and Vegetables!
RECEIVED DAILY BY
a. jl, irauger.
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§CHOVATT»DE*LMNH, BRUNSWICK, GA.j}
he Urowrks a Special.
•J h
■—-ALSO DEALER IN-
"WTiitman’s Candies.
(“Vegetables receioved daily from the garden of J. N Walker."
GOODS DELIVERED AS SOON AS ORDER IS GIVEN.
R.
D1PARALLELEV
NO ATTENTION PAID TO COST!
J. J. LIMNER & CO.)
Will Keep up with the Procession!
XDX5ESS Q0023S
At Bis deductions!
Best Calicoes at 6 Cents
OUR ENTIRE STOCK. OF
Clotkm^ at Reduced Prices
UN3LAUNDMED SHIRTS 00c.
TaDAMASK. WHITE AND ('OLi)RKD. LOWE]
THAN THE LOWEST! OTHER HOODS SOLD
iN SAME PROPORTION!
W0|/j7-tl
eifi Acclimao Fie!.' and Garden ADMINISTRATOR’S SALl
jSTUJK-NOGk
\V. li. .JONES A SONS,
Growers <;f Choice Aculiinftt'Mt
Vir!d mu! (iiirdon Sends,
Hjtl-l-.np.ns OF IMI'ltOVF.n STOCK,
DEVON CATTLE, HEI1K.SHIRE
AND ESSEX HOCS.
MllA- G1.YXN COUNTY.
d. I.e p'dii before ti»»* • "urlboU-HO door of a
i.t v .At Lie ftr.t Tiu**d.iy iu December* l4
I I cu.-H, Jo«. t .. U m„ and 4 oV'oek p.to. ortf
I ’.:•.. iir im'lf" !•» tfc* Ifghf-f and heatbtdJ
; . q.iiiu .,{ h rt”hr. till* «r illt*|
! wfcPIi 1-1:1;. ruii.aiii lu ovate*.f Henry DnW
; in?*- of no t c<iitut>. deue.i-rJ. in 1 fid to the f
.-ri ‘ -*Mr-l «-i Jekyl Maud In raid c«i«nty.
tiro, ;>t tl: • .mill' Ome aud jiiiU'O. tbo folia
iH.rrona! £?**: 1 '’•> »-f entale:
i w.. dom»l<-l>arrtl Kur a, One crora-cnt a
i’wu Old umskeia, One vraj.on.
Me baud p ih , Two mill atone*,
•r.e iron vise. One meat saw,
five Jinltcra, One lyAde,
even swivel*. One grindstone,
>ue large ki»!le. One ax.
Mo small t-cal*- Ou« dirk knife.
W. P. SYMONS. Ad
SHOURES’ SURE CSSI
MOUTH WASH and DENTIFHI
Corea Bleeding Curas Ulcera. Sore Mouth, Sort
Throat, Cleanses the Teeth and Puriflea the Breath;
need and recommended by leading dentists. _ J re-
B ared by Dm. J. P. & W. R. Homos, Dentlata. Macon,
a. For Sale by all drimglaU and dentist*.
Dr. /V. B. BURROUI
LAND. REAL ESTATE,
COLLECTSMG AMG INSURANCE
offer* for aale IOO of the moat d
town, end some valuable tarsia near the city, ]
anything can be (frown. Terms reasonable.
Reference*:—Merchant*’ National r
Ga.: First National Bank, Macon,
Dank aud Treat Co., Savannah, Ga.
I Bask, a
Ga.; I
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