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HOW TO BEAR TROUBI.E.
A. pbiloepber advises every men
• who bus n heavy load of sorrow or
misfortune to carry* to devote an
bonr every day to the study of
some language or art which In hap
pier days wonld be agreeable
him, forcing himself to do this nn
til be takes an actual interest in
the occupation. The physidan who
was most snccessfal in bis treat
ment of the insane in France, nlways
inquired, when a patient afflicted
with melancholy mania was brought
to him, whether tho person had, When
in health, *peeW fast*, snob as
love fof dogs, ,birds, gardening tJf
a passion for any kind of gfcme. If
this was the case, objects that wonld
suggest the favorite pursuit were
brought before him. ‘•When I can
get* patient to making flies, plant
ing seeds or qnareling over chess, the
victory ia won,” he said. In all these
remedies for grief the motive is not to
lessen the sorrow, bnt torn the brain
from the incessant brooding upon one
snbjeob We must remember that
onr mind is affected in sorrow through
the brain, whioh is a physical organ
as much os the stomaob, rod is equal
ly anbjeot to physical laws. Oar first
doty when grief overtakes os ia sub
mission to God, Bnt even the high
est spiritual exaltation does not bin
der damage to the material brain by
the engorgomant of the blood vessels,
produced by incessant dwelling on a
single theme. Every day wo read of
suieidea of young people who are
overwhelmed with the first misfor
tune in life, a disappointment in love,
or a failure at college. A manly
straggle for enbmission, and after
that some practical effort such as
these which we have cited, would
keep them from the coward’s exit of
life.
Enforced Honeatjr.
THE EHEBN-BVEB MONSTER,
“My dear,” observed Mr. Grap, as
he came in a little late for sapper, "I
am sorry that I couldn’t got here
sooner, bat I stopped on the way up
,to get tickets for tbo theatre.”
“Yon onght to know better ibau to
waste yoar money in that way, Mr.
Grap.”
“Ybb, my dear, but I got them for
Mary Anderson."
“You did, hey? You got some
tickets for Mnry Anderson ? You
ought to be ashamed of yonrself, Mr.
Grap. Hero I am left at bomo to
work my bands off while yon go oil
and buy tickets for Mnry Anderson.”
“But, iny dear, I was going to tnke
yon to seo Mary.”
Texu Siftings.
Mrs. Peterby cangbt Matilda Snow
ball, her servant, stealiog several con
secutive times.
“Now, I've cangbt yoa again. Yon
seem to be a natural born tbief. How
comes it that in vonr recommendation
from the lady yon lived with last she
says yon never stole from her? Did
she lib about it?” s r--
“No, mam, she toles de troof.”
“Have yon then become dishonest
since yon came to me?”
“No, mnm;I alters stole when I
bad chance.”
“I snppose she kept everything
locked up.”
“No, mum; she was de wife ob one
dese newspaper men, and dere wasn’t
nnffin in de bouse wuff stealing
f
Clarence Jones, a sevnn-yeur-old
white boy who lives in one of our
large cities broke his right leg and
Otherwise injured himself a few days
since. The boy, together with sever
al companions, was “playing circus.”
Among other acrobatic feats they per
formed, they dimed upon a fence and
attempted to balance themselves on
top of it, leaving the feet on one side
and tbe bead on the other. Young
Jones attempted this “difficult feat,”
bnt bis body slipped and he dropped
to tbe ground bead foremost. As he
fell bis leg struck tbe fence with such
force that a bad fracture was produced
j ust above tbe an kle. His head struck
small stone, nnd a bad scalp wound
was inflicted also.
Howard Panl, of New York, is
making a collection of tbe bright
sayings of children. Here is aeon
tribntion for him from tbe lips of a
small Scotchman about four years old,
who has said a great many bright
things already. He was taking diu-
ner at his grandfather’s and had
reached the dessert: “I want some
pie," said young Angus. “Have pa
tience,'’ said his grand mother,
"Which would you rattier have, An
gus,” asked his grandfather, “patience
or pie?” “Pie,” replied Angus, em
phatically. “But, then,” said his
grandfather, “there might not be any
left for me.” “Well,” said Angus,
“you could Imve patience.”
Iu Lincoln county, New Mexico,
near the Pottos Mountains, can be
traced what were once the walls of a
large city. Inside the walls are
growing monster cedar trees, said to
be thousands of years old.
tad Fall aid Witter Opening!
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ALL WOOL SUITINGS
In plaid and flptfred of the very Infest style*.
Dr. Salmon says that a mixture of
fwo ounces of suphurie acid to a two
gallon pail of water will make a disin
fectant which is amply sufficient to
destroy c-verv germ ol chicken cholera
that it touches, amt that it will nc-
complisli this within a few minutes.
He says: “Every one who uses tins
disinfectant intelligently can save
his fowls, or at least the greater part
of them, even after the disease has
made its appearance iu the flock.”
THE DEPTH OP IT.
“How deep is that bole?” asked an
anxious inquirer of n laborer, digging
well.
“Don’t know; never measured it,”
was the none-of-your-bnsiness style of
reply.
“How far wonld I go if I should
fall in ?” was the next question.
“To the bottom, I reckon, if yon’re
heavy enough to sink,” nnd the ques
tioner didn't pursue his investigations.
A rich man in Davenporf hired a
man to dig ont a cistern, agreeing to
pay $12 for tbe job. After it was
done the rich man seized the laborer's
tools and locked them up, alleging
that the cistern leaked. It was really
a ruse to make tho workingman take
loss pay. Tho latter dissembled his
rago and induced the rich man to de
scend into tbo cistern to examine it.
No sooner hnd ho dono so than tbe
laborer drew up tbo ladder and stood
guard over tbo cistern with a club,
Prof. L P. Roberts says: Fertilizers
are more profitable on clay than on
light soils. First, because there is
less wnstc by leaching. Second, be
cause there is usually present in clay
soils moisture euough to dissolve or
muke available for the use of the
plant the chemical fertilizers. Iu |
light soils it is often the hick of water
to convey the fertilizers into the cir
culation, and not a lack of fertilizers,
that dwarfs tbe plant. Third, because
most fertilizers abstract moisture from
tbo soil when first applied, and the
result is, in many cases, that the seed
is left to perish. This may, and does,
sometimes happen in dry clay soils.
It is more likely to occur in light
soils, becauso they are more likely to
he dry or quickly become so.
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JERSEYS ! JERSEYS 2
Iu great variety, very latent style*, all new, and at price* to suit everybody. A full lino of Gentlemen s.
, Ladies* >tn«I Children's Mixed and AIMVool Underwear.
Embroideries, Embroideries, Embroideries!
In white and colored, from the narrowest to the widest, at cheaper price* tlrau ever before known
iu Brunswick. Black and cream all-idlk Spanish I.are Fichu*.
Blankets, Blankets !
In white and colored, at cheaper price* thau ever before known in Brunswick.
floats, Mil Jackets, Russian Circulars and Nenarfclt
In ail the latest styles, and at price* never heard of beforo. Our
Millinery DepartlxTent
Consists of ladies', misses’ and children*s Hats, Bonnets. Plumes, Tips and Trimminga in general.—
Wo have the largost stock, you have the best choice, and ail have the benefit of raving money by letting
us supply their wsutx. Ladies', misses* nnd children's nockwear in the very latest styles, iu great varie
ty, at vory low prices.
This department is Ailed up to its utmost capacity, with ribthing but tho vorv latest styles of goods.
Tho very largest assortment of HATS ever seen in Bruuswick tor men, youths and boy*.
SHOES, SHOES, SHOES, SHOES
A. KAISER &> BRO.
“I don’t want to see her, and you | vowing that the other should not
onght to be ashamed to tell me that. | come up iiuth he had settled tbe bill.
Tile imprisoned one yelled “Murder!”
and “Fire!” and a crowd of bis neigh
bors gatlierod, but when they learned
the trouble no one would entorfero,
nnd they let him stay until lie liuqui-
dated.—Peoria Journal.
It’s hnd enongb for you to go and
buy theatre tickets for her.”
“But, my darling—”
“Look here, Mr. Grap, I want to
tell yon one thing. If yon mentiou
that woman's name to me again yon
will sorry for it. You ueedu’t try to
explain, for I won’t have it. Miss
Anderson, hey? I suppose yon gave
her the tickets.”
“No, my dear, I—”
"Then the best thiDg yon enn do is
to put. them in the fire.”
“But my--”
“See, here, John Grap, if yon don’t
put those tickets in the tiro you’ll re-
grot it.”
“And John goes nnd puts tho $5
worth in tho stove, mentally resolv
ing that the philosopher was right
when ho divided mankind into two
varieties of fools.
L
Somebody has said, what every
body has observed, that those per
sons who have attained to eminence
in any vocation of life have followed a
uniform course, that of earnest work
and unwearied application. Tho truly
happy are tfioso that nre busy; for the
only real happiness lies in useful work
of aomo kind, either of tbe hutul or
the head, go long as overtaxation of
either ia avoided.' It should be the
aim of every one to be employed. If
all men and womenjjwere kept at
some useful employment there would
be less sorrow and wickedness in tbe
world.
HOW TWO UHltlNTI AN MEN I'KLL
OUT.
ltichmui.il Herald.
Dr. M. D. Hodge, of this city, tells
of two Christian men who “fell ont.”
Oue.beard that the other was talking
against him, and lie went to him and
said: “Will you lie kind enongb to
tell me rny faults ro my face, that I
may profit by your Christian candor
and try to get rid of them?" “Yes,
sir,” replied tbe other, “I will do it.’
They went aside, and the former
said: “Before yon commence telling
what you'think wrong iu me, will
you please bow down with me and
let us pray over it that my eyes may
be opened to see my faults ns yon
will tell them? Yon lend in tbe
prayer.” It was done, nnd when the
prayer was over tbe man who had
sought the interview said: "Now
prorced with what you have to com
plain of in me." But the other re
plied: “After praying over it it looks
so little that it is not worth talking
nbont. The truth is, I feel now that
in going around tnlking against yon
I have been serving the devil myself,
and bnve need that you pray for mo
nnd forgive me the wrong I have
done yon.” Dr. Hodge tells the
story very well, and hero and there in
almost every community :s a man or
woman who might profit by it.
Mrs. Rboda Howard, supposed to
be the oldest person in Kentucky,
died Thursday Dear Owinsville. She
was horn in North Carolina 114 years
ago. Her third husbnud, who died
in 1840, was a Revolutionary soldier,
and she had drawn a pension up to
the time of her denth. She had four
children living, one being over 90
years old, She had lived in Ken
tucky nine-one yenrs rend smoked a
pipe coiitiunonsly. Shn bad never
Ik-cii sick a day and refused to take
medicine up to the day that she
died. During the lust mouth of her
life she barely ate or drank anything.
MOLD OUT TOO UIIEA1*.
“I didn’t used to believe nothing
iu eddecasbuu,” said he, as he heaved
u sigh like the groan of a sick horse.
“My boy Dau’l he got hold oi hooks
and thiugs and branched out as ge
ologist. He got so he could talk of
startes, and lormations, and belts,and
dips, and indie,,slums, and one day
he said to me, sez he:
"Dad, tlmr’s a coal mine in win-
land."
‘‘How d’ye know ?”
“I have prospected nnd found indi-
casliuus. That hull hill is chuck full
of coal."
"And that hull ’tater patch is full
of weeds,” sez I.
“You see, I solo short on geology
and went long on ’titters, and missed
it. Ono day a stranger with u quaint
to his eye cam along and offered
me $800 fur ray land, nnd away it
went.”
And—”
j.
UMLELEll WICTH!
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Will Keep up with the Procession!
jd:es:e2ss goods,’
At Big’ Reductions!
Best Calicoes at 6 Cents.
OUR ENTIRE STOCK OF
Clothing at Reduced Prices.
UNLAUNDRIEB SHIRTS 60c.
TABLE DAMASK, WHITE AND COLORED LOWER
THAN THE LOWEST! OTHER GOODS SOLD
IN SAME PROPORTION!
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.Dili WAY LANDINGS.
STEAMER DAVID CLARK
R.R.IloMorf,
— DtAl.KH IX-
WIII leave Savannah Monday and Tliuradar ot
"cik. arriving In Brunawlck Tu,,day and
“Well, they VO taken a half mtlyuu Friday, returnluij the eame day. Connection made
*“ h “ w ” T.. v. A- <i. lUllruad., and
Uollll. I ar. — .
dollars’ wuth of coal off that lull and
haiu’t reached tho middle yet. D.in'l
wns right, and I was a fnle.”
“And now ?”
“Waal, I’m driving a male team far
a living, and all tho indicashuns Dnn’l
can find ar to the effect that I orter
bo sent to tbe lunatio asylum.”
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