The Newnan news. (Newnan, Ga.) 1906-1915, July 20, 1906, Image 6

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\ Womnn nnd UtO, You (jive 11 woman $in nnd tlion hor- row ',2 riMi’M from her ami him* wtmt will Ini|>|><>i> Two days Inter you i'iihu- nlly 11)<|iiIr<> w!, Ims lii'eniim of the Silt. She ti’l s j he ha u it hail .*10. You w.ih ihe c| i • in whether she ever hr i $10 il l a.-k her If she has $10 now, 111'.| III.!' yet II millet ii til nilinlsi ion t • i s j Miniless. Then you follow i.a the In jOliy nml discover that she ha . ! e: ;li: nothing TIlOli yon lire ready "oil the final I'harKi*. "V*Jiat, then, diil yon do with the .MOV" and that hies 'oil woman will eonie bad; at you like this. ••Yon itnve me $10 and then borrowed It Imek." That Is the way your TJ eeiits heonmes a boomer uni; that smashes you nml your $10 to smithereens. Vml yet, in spile of all. that same woman will hang on to If.i cents and yet more out of It and make It do more thing- and spread it round over more elotliv ami k< p II simmer Ini; like a Imlihling spring In short, take h r all In all, a woman Is the mas ter llnaneier of the world, Judgi*. *. lilnexe lllnleels, "It Is ahsoltltely in11 i.-llilo,” writes n traveler rceoiiflj relumed from a tour of < ’hiiwi. t > conceive of a nation /pen!.Iim IIS Mini <'■ i • a- you will find In < Titii>i A i 1 . ability to speak ('him e a praethally worth less nc(|iilmiiioiit, a- nhoiit c ry twen ty-five tulles I lie dlllleet '111 litres to melt ail e'.lelil as lo lie praetleally 1111- sillier Ini . a, ami e i n If y at mo tpeakllu llie best Ilia lei a i ill lln* e met hingiin " j .;i i e unite apt to he told thill yi nr I i e iii iyn language Ih not ii 'I. i- 1 id, Kv "ii die k ivertiors of liie pro h • V" in i"ii|i,n,i inter pielers to eoiiimniiieate with the pen |de they gnu'i'n "It Is a eomimnrJoke aiming foreign ers iu China thill the unlives always In- illeate ht s (fin "dial I hoy lldeml to eon verse ahold before heglnnlng to talk, and Oils is a Joke with i|iilte a wain of truth In It 1 Harper s Weekly. HiimIImIi Settles. ’Hie "genuine Kngllsh setlli-s” often olTered In simps are viewed with ills rretlon by travelers who have si*en Htleli belongings in old ICngllsh farm, houses (hi their native heath they nre of solid oak, fully live feet high and running unite across the great klteh- ens. They are lilaek "llli time ami lire apt to lie well seasoned with ham fill. The duly of the settle Is fourfold. II Is the family seal, and, as the bench part can he rained, In the drawers lie ilea Hi are kepi the family rngH for weaving. Above the sent Is die family hilt rack The upright Is double, and In the recess dins formed the family Imroii Is Inmg, doors opening from lie- bind Into this cupboard. The dainty ii (Taira we know as Kngllsh settles are toys comparisl to the actual thing.— Mew York Post. The True Test of Oysters. “The best oyster experts that I kniw of," said ihe captain of an oyster boat, "Judin* an oyster by the smell Instead of by the taste. There is mincthing about the smell of any oyster that In- d1 1 •:• le.. Its eoudillon to me much plain er Ilian dm^ the taste. People buy them .".el eat them probably on nc- eoutit of their taste. So also do they Inly tea, e iffen nml tin* various urn h < of whisky and brandy for their taste, hut all experts on those tilings pass up'ii th"::i entirely by tliolr smell. The professional tea taster or whisky tast er , i called, never tastes them, lint • imply arrives at their Inste by their peculiarities of flavor or, to speak plainly, smell. I can tell what price n lead of oysters will he riled at when they arrive at the wlmrf here by open Ilia up the hold of Ihe boat and smell Init In eight cases out of ten I am right H st"|kes oystcrnien as strange when they see persons going about from boat to boat, as they lie al tin* wharf, lasting oysters h ■! ire they con clude to buy. Taste Is all rigid, hut If they don’t smell right limy will never last" right."- Washington Star. “Old fin I lion**" Arrows not. "Thomas H. Benton was a most re markable man," Hald the late Colonel Swltzlor. “In some respects the most remarkable I have ever known, but he could not begin a career at this time. Tile people would not tolerate him. He would Impress even a stranger by his appearance. He walked as if he owned the earth. With head raised at an angle of 45 degrees and hands behind his hack he would stalk with measured tread down tliealrisd, looking neither to the rigid nor to the left, recognizing no one. If he had an appointment to speak ut 2 o’el tek, promptly at 2 o’clock he would arrive. He would come iu his carriage unattended. He w odd permit no one lo Introduce him. hut. passing through the crowd, he would make his way to the rostrum and begin, ’Citi zens.’ Never did he say ’Fellow citi zens.’ Those before him Were no fel lows of his. And when he had conclud ed ho would make Ids way bark to the hotel without personally addressing a soul in the audience. No one dared In terrupt him In Ills speech. He refused to recognize the right of any constitu ent lo ask him how he stood oil any subject." (’oil 111>Iiln Herald. Deafrnyliia Money, I’ll per money Is nothing hut a prom ise to pay so much coin. If you de stroy n live dollar note, for Instance, you simply release the government or the lunik which Issued Ihe note from the payment of the $.’> In gold which the note called for. Of eourae, there fore, you lire not punishable In any manner for destroying the note If It Is your own. There Is no penalty for mutilating gold or silver coin If you keep It In your own possession, hut as you have thereby destroyed a consider able part of Its value you must not try lo pass It al pur after the mutllii tlon. Ton Aiiisrallirii. In n small town In California ii hos jillal was erected on Halstpuodos street, nnd the Imard of directors. In lieu of something better, suggested that the hospital hear the name of the street, tine more cautions than the rest sug gestisl dial it would he well to know the mending of such a mime before making liidlsrrlmimite use of it, nnd It Is to lids man that the success of the hospital Is line, for on (hiding that Sal slpuotles meant "get out If you can," the name was hastily changed Income thing less suggestive of "who enters here, leaves hope behind ” Argonaut. In A man iu ('IiUmiko, says a writ or In Judge, found himself In the chair of n strange bar her. to whom Ills fea tures, although unfamiliar, seemed to carry some reminiscent suggestion. "Have you been hero before?" asked the hair cutter “Once," said the man. "Stnuigo 1 do not recognize your fnee." "Not at all," snhl the man. "It changed a good deni ns It healed." A in*-rlrfin Tot rlNfn nml Tlielr Wny*, I i flisll people, IIS a rllle, try In cm ter n hotel drawing room or any other nullin' place ns ipiletly as possible ami endeavor not lo Interfere with the other occupants of tin- room more than they can help. A parly of ITcn h or c Timms will never dream of stopping lo • on ider whether tlielr piercing voices are deafening their neighbors, while Americans have a particularly mm dealing lialdl of rending tlielr cor- re pondeme aloud In public without the slightest regard to other people who are reading or conversing In lln* Kami' room. II Is no doubt part of tin* same lack of breeding which lends tlicin to hold conversations nt the lop of tlielr very penetrating voices not only In public picture galleries, hut also in continental churches, without paying liny attention to tin* fact that a solemn service may he going on Within a few yards of them. - London Modern Society. A « iirloiin ( oliiHtli’iin*. The story of ii <iui*er coincidence Is Inlil by Sir Arthur Comm Doyle. While traveling upon the continent lie visited a certain imiiliiliiln Inn, which was In winter, lie learned, occupied only by two men. Those men, prisoned In a 1 waste of snow anil let*, had for all Hint period m> I'oniiiiunlen tlon with the world below. Here was a situation for it novelist! Ami the novelist accord lllgly began to let Ills Imiigluittliin play alMiut tin 1 possibilities of tragedy stir rounding tin 1 two men on (heir mouti lain height. But the story was never j written, for, happening In come upon a volume of Huy do .Maupassant, which was ni<"’ to him, ho found therein, tin der tlx* tltli> iif "L’Aulterge,” the very story ln> hint meant to write. How Mneli Air Wr Have, One hundred and thirty-one miles Is the height of the atmosphere as meas ured by ITnfessor T. .1. .1. See, who determines the thickness of the air envelope by noting the difference lie tween the lime of sunset and Ihe eun* plete disappearance of blue from the sk.v. The moment at which the blue changes Into black can ho observed unite easily with approximate cer tainty by the naked eye when the air Is clear, and by trigonometry may he ascertained the distance below tin* horizon of the sun at the moment of change. By Mils means may lie cal eulntejl the height of the smallest Illu minated particles of oxygen and nitro gen which give to the sky Its blueness of Hill by the reflection of the smallest wave lengths of the sun’s light. The lust a ii I of change from blue to black Is possibly a little difficult of exact observation, Init the method Is not more doubtful than that based on the oli- servatlon of shooting stars. The shoot ing star method gives a result not greatly differing from the vanishing blue method. The former gives the height of the atmosphere at lf)l) miles. To See I'lalnlr. The more 1 think of it 1 flint this conclusion more Impressed upon me, tlist the greatest thing a huninn soul ever does In this world Is to see some thing and tell wtint It saw In a plain way. Hundreds of people can talk for one who can think, but thousands can think for one who can nee. To see clearly Is poetry, prophecy and reli gion—all In one.— Ruakln Knflftah Humor. The Kngliah brand of humor Is se date and stately. It la not Intended to Is* laughisl at Tile man who would laugh at Punch would go Into hyster ics at a funeral. Punch's notion of hu mor Is altogether too sublime for any place outside of an Kngllsh drawing room. — Bolicaygeon Independent, On tario. Humorist*. Humorists freijuoutly have sad faces, lint humorists are not sad because they ure humorists. They are humorists be muse they an* sad. Humor Is Kim of acute sympathy. IvebU* Howard In Sketch The trickster Is always proud of bis tact — • lit) Tliiiii.nnil IitiI* to (lie I'laut. Tin* common purslune Is otic of the wonders of botany as far as stasis arc concerned. A single seed of tills plant will produce about twenty seed pods | In a season. The average number of amis In each of these, by actual count, j Is 11,000, making 00,000 Iu all. Ah far as we have been able to learn there Is no Instance of similar fruitfulness In any plant found growing In this coun try. A single plant of either the James town wood ("Jlnison"), the liutterwuod, the ragweed and some of tin* vorvlnea produce an enormous number of seeds, hut It Is doubtful If any olio of them produces one-fourth as ninny In a year ns llie purslane does.—St. Louis Re public. A Human Nose Tno Feet In l.rnirth. lOlepliantlnsIs Is a peculiar form of leprosy In which the limbs mid features swell to horrible proportions and out I of all semblance lo the legs, arms ami faces of human beings. Cases are known where tin* legs have lioeomt* so swollen that they measured -tVj feet ! In circumference. The ears of the same victim, Walter Brisbane, an Kngllsh sailor, were eighteen Inches 111 length, anil his nose elongated to upward of two feet when In the last stages of the hurrllile malady. London Telegraph. Feminine l.ouic. "The female sex," said M. ('alino lately, "Is the most illogical Iu the world.” “Wliut now proof have you of the want of devotion of women to tho canons of logic?" he was asked. "Why, lake my wife," answered M. ('1111110. “I had all the trouble In the world to get her to enter her thirties, and now, a dozen years later, I can't get her out of them." A French Verillct. All Juries have a way of tempering Justice with mercy nml strict logic with good or had sense. French Juries excel In these practices. A Mine, t'a- miiiy of Bordeaux was accused of hav ing forged two prescriptions and of having thereby obtained large quanti ties of poison, some of which she ad ministered to her htishnnd, who nearly died and was only saved hy Ids doctor, who suspected something wrong and took him away. Tho evidence was overwhelming, for the prisoner com pletely failed to give nny plausible ex plauatliin ns to why slit* "anted the poison—enough, as the chemist said, to kill two regiments. Nevertheless tho Jury found Mine, fuuatiy guilty of forging the prescriptions, lint not guilty of attempting to poison her husband, [’crimps Hu* Jury thought tin* htishnnd unpolsoneil was punishment enough In himself for one crime. Inebriety nnd llie Kilting of Fruit, There Is Imt one sure cure for the drinking disease or lmlill, ami that Is the simplest of all. The cure consists In eating fruits. That will cure the worst case of Inebriety that ever af flicted a person. It will entirely de stroy the taste for Intoxicants and will make the drunkard tv turn to the thoughts and tastes of his childhood. No person ever saw a man or woman who liked fruit and who had an ap petite for drink. No person ever saw a man or woman with an appetite for drink who liked fruit. The two tastes are at deadly enmity with each other, ami there Is 110 room for both of them Iu the same human constitution. One will surely destroy tho other. Wlmt to hint. Olil Hay I nor With Xi»w Moiinlng. Tin* saying "Cast not a clout till May Is* out" 1ms been understood to lie a caution against laying aside win ter clothing until the month of May has ended. A correspondent of Lon don Notes and Queries says Mint nil old gardener he knows gives a differ ent turn to the proverb, ntltrmlng that after the limy has eonie Into bloom there is never any further danger of frost, and the saying Is really a cau tion against throwing aside extra gar ments not until the month Iihm come to an end, but until the may tie out In blossom. Fatal* l*r*lrn>r. "No. madam," said Bridget, “I’ll not I'ave wldout two weeks’ notice. That wna tlie conthract an’ I'll howld yea to It.” "But," replied Mrs. lllram Oflfen, "you broke the contract In the flrat place by representing yourself as a cook."— Philadelphia Press. Ph< Her Foot Down. Naggln—But why don't you argue the matter out with your wife? Mcekton — Hush! My wife has very positive Ideas oil that subject The moment I opened niy mouth my wife would put her foot down, and— Naggln —The idea! 1 should think you'd choke to death. A Horrible Oostom. Writing from Abyssinia, a corre spondent says: "Quaint customs pre vail In those parts. When a father la getting on In years the sou bids him cltmb Into a tree and Jump down from the branches. If the old mail staggers on lauding the son spears him on ths spot; his usefulness Is over.” The New Waitress Shaft I say "Din ner Is served" or "Dinner is ready.” ma'am? Mistress—If that cook doesn’t do any better, Just say "Dinner Is spot led.H a rper's Bazar. The On ly One There is only One Genuine-Syrup Of FigS, The Genuine is Manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. The full name of the company, California Fig Syrup Go., t» printed on the front of every package of the genuine. The Genuine- Syrup of Figs- is for Sale, in Original Packages Only, by Reliable Druggists Everywhere Knowing the above will enable one to avoid the fraudulent imita tions made by piratical concerns and sometimes offered by unreliable dealers. The imitations are known to act injuriously and should therefore be declined. Buy the genuine always if you wish to get its beneficial effects. It cleanses the system gently yet effectually, dispels colds and headaches when bilious or constipated, prevents fevers and acts best on the kidneys, liver, stomach and bowels, when a laxative remedy is needed by men, women or children. Many millions know of its beneficial effects from actual use and of their own personal knowledge. It is the laxative remedy of the well-informed. Always buy the Genuine— Syrup of Figs MANUFACTURED BY THE Louisville. Ry :o,Cal. PRICE FIFTY CENTS PER BOTTLE /lewYork. /t*Y AC # Old Soldiers to Have Reunion At Roswell. The Seventh Georgia regiment will hold its animal reunion at Roswell July 21. The welcome ad dress will lie made by Mr, Charles Reid, the talented young orator, who was so highly complimented on the address he made welcoming I‘resident Roosevelt to his mother’s old home. Gen. C. A. Evans will make the response. Colonel A. H. Cox, of Atlanta, is to la* the orator of the day. Senator A. S. Clay, of Marietta, will have charge of the exercises and introduce all the speakers. Music will be furnished by the Roswell band, which under the direction of Mr. C. C. Foster, ren ders most excellent music. The exerises will be held in the natural amphitheatre, near the Presbyterian church. There will lie a basket dinner on the grounds. A very large crowd is expected to lie in attendance. A number of people will go from Newnan and Coweta county. The! railroads have named rates of one and one-third fare for the round trip. For information in regard to tiie reunion and excursion sec Col. George H. Carmichael or ( apt. .), R. McCollum. He Knew. Teacher—Now, Hubert, ilo you kuow what an Isosceles triangle is? Boy— Yes’iu. Teacher — Well, what Is it? Boy—It's one nv ilein t’ings 1 gits llclc- eil for not kuowiu’ wot it Is.—Judge. Nerre. "Y’ou don’t even dress me decently,” she cried. "I'm going home to papa.” "All right." replied Dooltts. "You might say to him also that I need a new suit myself." There are some minds like either (Mo ve x or concave mirrors, which repre sent objects such as they receive them, but they uever receive them as they are.—J oubert Turt. Stella—He told me I looked sweet enough to eat. Bella He doubtless meant you were well preserved. New York Sun. With the Exchanges Misses Louise, Nora and Bartie Fleming, of Newnan, are visiting J. H. and G. \V. Fleming.—Car- j rollton Times. Mr. and Mrs. R. M. Ware are at 1 the home of Judge Ware where they will spend about two months. We are sorry to learn that Judge | Ware is unwell. He was obliged j to leave Atlanta where he was at tending the session of the Senate. —Hogansville News. The man who went out to milk and sat down on a boulder in the middle of the pasture and waited for the cow to back up, was a bro ther to the man who kept a store and wouldn't advertise because he reasoned that the purchasing pub lic would back up to his place of business, when it wanted some thing—Summerviile News. IMiMC Beginning a Great Work We are beginning tlie great work of knocking the bottom out of prices during the month of July by naming extremely low prices on a select line of seasonable merchandise. Everything in the store will be priced just as low for the big July sale as it is possible to make them. Come and see the goods. The prices will do the rest. NEW YORK BARGAIN STORE Alfreil de Musset ouee said, “None •nugh better and oftener than a wom an with flue teeth." A great many people are starv ing because wasted in stall spiiies ar.d stained glass windows. Magnetic Hair Tonic The most effective hair restorer on the market. Prevents baldness by imparting vigor to the scalp— cleanses it and eradicates dandruff. Restores life and beauty to the hair. Every bottle guaranteed. Price 50c per bottle, at the J. T. ■Reese Drug Store, Newnan, Ga. Money to loan on real estate p t cent. Apply to L. M. Farmer. Old Chronic Sores. As a dressing for old chronic there is nothing so good as Char Iain’s Salve. While it is not advi to heal old sores entirely, they shou kept iu a good condition for wliict salve is especially valuable. For sa Dr. Paul Peuistou, Newnan, Ga.