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. UTILE BOBBY A.T PORTSMOI IH;
Well, pence is here at last,
ter Roosevelt <te mister Morgan
done it, & i guess the Russhuns
got the best of it. i was down
thereat Portsmouth yesterday
when Morgan cairn, mister Room
veil, sent for him & mister
had a talk with mister Morgan,
he said Well, this is a tight game,
me an<I i lose n cant beat it cause
the japs play thare cards too
close, when we has a fair hand
t.hay have a better one <fc when
we Have big hands thay are look¬
ing out of the window. Mister
Witte told mister Morgan thay
wanted him to sit in beekuus he
could do work with the cards and
thay staked mister Morgan to a
stack A he sat in, when mister
morgan sets in thare isent any
more to tell except how much
everybody was loser.
1 was watching the gaim A Ko
muru had a good hand and lie
opened. Mister Witte raised
him and Mister Morgan bumped
them both & Takahira dropped
< tat and Komura amlMiMer Witte
stayed, i will cheek the bet to
you, sed Mister Komura to mis¬
ter Witte and Witte checked it
too, he Jknew what was coming.
Well, sed Mister Morgan to Ivo
mura, i will tap you, put in all
you have, Why, sed Komura,
you havent got that much in
front of you. 1 know, sed mister
Morgan, but i am playing back.
How much, ses Komura. WaTl
street sed Mister Morgan. So Ko
mura called him and Morgan had
a strate flush and mister
Komura bad 1 littel ones. T lie
next thing i knew mister Morgan
had bumped Takahira too, and
he cashed in quick so mister
Rockefeller cudant hear about
the gaim and try to set in. i wild¬
cat like to say Mister Morgan
was holding out, but i thought i
saw sum kind of a machine up
his sleeves.
Boor littel japs, thay was on
the square all rite & i think our
president was too, but the Rush
U118 ami mister Morgan dabble
crossed them, thay were very
polite when mister Morgan first
cairn, bekaus him and Roosevelt
cairn in the room whare thay
were and thay looked at Mister
Morgan and sed How is the hon¬
orable gentlemen? A mister
Morgan sed to Teddy t guess thay
ur. specking to you. No, thay
sed, we are specking to ylire
lumorabel self A morgan looked
cheep and sed Ob, how do you do.
Bcfoar we set. into this littel
gaim, sed mister Morgan, i want
to reed you a littel pome i rote
coining down on the traile this
morning, this is it:
I wish i was. surer
t hat you and Ivoinurer,
-leer trend, Takahira, wild stan
for all my coarse wurk,
cause i’m crude as a Turk
when i know that i have the
best hand.
i know you are foxy,
so i am t he proxy
for Witte and Rosen, the bloak,
A i think ray jew jit-su
is certain to git you,
A- that aint no alumnak joak.
The littel japs give him a good
hand when he got thru, but it
wasn’t, half so good a hand as
sum he gave himself bofoar the
gaim was over, it is done now,
passed into history A the naim
of Roosevelt will shine with brife
luster, but if i ever play poker
with mister Morgan i will ask
him to be so kind as to taik oil
everything except his sleeveless
uuderwure.
the Zar got a awful licking, but
his seconds hav fixed him up. he
was cured by taking Teddyina.—
“Little Bobby”, in New York
American.
Attacked by a Mob
anti beaten in a labor riot, until
covered with sores, a ^ t'lucago
street ear conductor applied
Bucklen’s Arnica Salve, and was
soon sound and well. ' 1 use if
in my family writes G.
Welch, of Teconsha, Mich., “and
find it perfect,” Simply great
for cuts and burns. Only &
at J. L. Robinson’s store.
lilt PROFITS OF WHISKEY
commercial Keturns of a Bushel of
| Georgia torn.
“There » 8 »° B * y “
theNew iork Voice, but what
a no n o. -'-rn mai m o w u
Key will create more excitement
t ian i a h>a<<n\.
Oik m-u <> „rain << <■ a
\si nid % ( ^ (1 > I11,u 1
meat but the internal revenue
records,of last year allowed that
each bushel of gram used in
making distilled spirits averaged
t. to gallons.
“When the balance sheet
struck of the profits of each years
whiskey business the following
is the approximate proceeds of
each bushel of grain :
The fanner gets $ 0.50
The government get* ($1,10 a gallon} I.5H!
{'he \vhok-Haler gets ($3 a gallon) li,:»
Hie retailer get*, at Vi I-2c a drink, :»1.37
The customer gets Drunk
The eiJ.stoiiKM \s family gets II,’ll
The community gets * Ditto
“This on the assumption tied
the whiskey is made out of grjiin
instead of sulphuric acid, rain
water and tobacco juice.
“So to avoid depriving the far
mer of his ten cent’s worth of
grain the neighborhood must pay
out a minimum of $<k>.27 besides
raising more money for police
and jails to take care of the
results.”
Got Oft Cheap.
Jle may well think, he has got
off cheap, who, after having con¬
tracted constipation or indiges¬
tion, is still able to perfectly re¬
store his health. Nothing will
do this but Dr. King’s New Life
Pills. A quick, pleasant and
certain cure for headache, con¬
stipation etc.. 25c at J. L. Rob¬
inson’s store; guaranteed.
Going Far for Pure Water.
A notable waterworks project
is proposed by Los Angeles, Cal.,
for a better supply of water.
Never before, so far as we know,
has an American city proposed
to go so far afield (2to miles) for
water, and with the exception of
the pipe line for the supply of
the Ooolgardie gold fields of
Western Australia we do not
know . of .. so long , a water , supply ,
conduit anywhere m the world.
The Ooolgardie pipe line is only
thirty inches in diameter, but it
is 'MO miles in length. Instead
“ tbeiwtily,i ' ,e is
pumped through it to an eleva¬
tion of J,did feet. This lift is
distributed between nine pump¬
ing stations, and the average
daily capacity of the conduit and
pumps is 6,000,000 gallons.
The canes for going so far for
water in Western Australia ami
in California are in Rome-respects
similar, but differ materially in
that at Los Angeles there is a
highly developed and prosperous
community instead of a series of
gold-mining camps. For years
Los Angeles lias obtained close
at hand wafer enough to supply
its most pressing needs at least,
but its future and that of both
town and country around it de¬
pend upon a large increase in the
water supply. The nearby sour¬
ces are not sullicient for the
prospective wants of the city and
its suburbs, and are more than
needed for irrigation. If the
future of the city will warrant-so
large an outlay, and that future
certainly looks bright, then Los
Angeles is to be congratulated
on having at least solved a water
problem which lias been more
perplexing and serious than out¬
siders have suspected and than
most of its own citizens even yet
fully realize.—Exehange.
All Day Singhis
Some people predict that there
will be. fifty thousand people at
the State Fair’s All Day Singing
in Atlanta next October. Urol - .
A. J. Showalter, one of the best
known singers in the country, will
be director, assisted by a coin
mittee of one from every county,
u e and the other singers are en
and they expect to
hold the greatest all day singing
j n the history of the world.
The singing will be open to
^ ^ ‘ The Fair will en
,ertain . uil
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THE MUliUAY NEWS, FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER'S, 1905
The Old Time Cizmc.
An Oklahoma paper says it was
a baseball editor with religious
convictions who originated the
first voucher, he 'coached
when she stole first. Adam stole
Wh(j|| Ieauc lnet Rebec
t , a we j| g fi e W as walking
^ ft p|Mier> 8alllson , tn|f . k
out a good many times when he
j jea ^. ^j l0 Phiilistines. Mosds
, na( j e fj-jg first run when he slew
Egyptians . Cain made a
)>aae ]lit when h ,, , k . v AM .
The prodigal son made a home
nip. David was a long, distance
thrower, and Moses shut out the
Egyptians at the Red Sea. The
game was called when a Hood
came, on account of wet grounds.
Are You Hugagcd?
Engaged people should
ber that, after marriage, many
quarrels can be avoided, by
ing their digestion in good con¬
dition with'Electric Bitters. S.
A. Brown, of Bennetfsvitle, 8.
G., gays: “For years my wife
sulieretl intensely from dyspep¬
sia*, complicated with a torpid
liver, until she lost her strength
and vigor, and became a mere
wreck of her former self. 1 hen
she tried Electric Bitters, which
helped her at once, and iii\n!l)
made her entirely well. She i
now strong and healthy.” J. 1.,
Robinson, more bant, sells ami
guarantees them at 50c a bottle.
Public Sale September 16.
Georgia. Murray County.
Will be sold at the residence
of the late 8. 11. Heartley. de
one farm where deceased
veil at the time of bis death.
Also one farm near Temple Grove
known as the old l’atrie Whitt 1>
place. Also horses, mules, cat¬
tle, hogs, wagon and buggy, ma¬
chinery and farming tools, and
household 'goods, on Saturday,
September Id, 1905. Terms cash
on Nov. 15 1005, all sums above
$5'0(). It. IE Shkltox,
Attorney in Fact.
(iiven Up to Die.
B, Spiegel, 1201 N. Virginia
street, Evansville, lnd., writes:
For over five years I was tmub
led with kulnev and bladder at
f<jetl()Ug which caused me much
jn ;md W( , rfy< , , ust . (]esh !U1( ]
W . JS a! j nill ,j oWn , and a year ago
had to abandon work entirely.
I had three of the best physicians
mended and t he first liottle gave
me great relief, and after taking
the second bottle 1 was entirely
cured,’’ Sold by S. H, Kelly.
Notice to Pension Applicant;;. .
For the information of those
intending to make application for
pensions Judge Gudger asks us
to publish tiie following card :
Ati.anta, Aug., 2J.—Dear Sir:
1 earnestly request that all pen¬
sion applicat ions for considered ion
for 1906 tie sent to this uliice by
t he JOth of Neptemlier,
Those coming in after that
will go forward in t he preparation
of rolls for I DDT.
Yours respect fully,
J. W. Lixpskv, : 1
Commissioner of Pensions.
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DRAGGING
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H ^3 down attack pains are a symptom viz:'falling of the most pf the serious womb. trouble With which this,
can a woman, i
y generally, wasteful, weakening come irregular, drains, painful, dreadful scanty backache, or profuse headache, periods, I
nervousness, dizziness, irritability, tired feeling, inability to
walk, loss of appetite, color and beauty. The cure is
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Vt be mm CABOUI
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m THE FEMALE REGULATOR,
m
that marvelous, curative extract, -or natural wine, of herbs, -
V which exerts such a wonderful, strengthening influence on
all female organs. Curdui relieves pain, regulates the
menses, stops drains and stimulates the womb muscles to
; pull the womb up into place, *
' - It is a sure and permanent cure for all female, complaints.
WRITE US A LETTER
Put aside all timidity and write u?
freely and frankly, in strictest confi
dcr.ce, troubles. telling We us will all your send fret symptoms advice
and 1
(in plain, sealed envelope), how to
cure Dept., them. The Chattanooga Address: Ladies'Advisory Medicine
Co.,
Chattanooga, Term.
MOUNT ZION ZEPHYRS
Mrs. Lewis Me Han is on the
-irk li t.
• t wo of Hardy Phipp s children
are sick with lever.
John Holland accompanied hi
(cousins, Hob and Miss Missouri
*Peeples, as far as Eilijuy on their
returilto Jjucktown. They spent
several weeks in this vicinity
visiting relatives and their de
parture is much regret ted by all;
their young It iends.
Esq. M. L. Wofford, wife and
little daughter, Pauline, of Gor
j doit comity, spent Saturday night
at the home f Mrs. Florence
Holland. • . .
tVill Cloer and family are vis
iling the horn i* A, >f Lewis MclfaiPs
this week.
(leorge Wulraven and wife
>Sumlay with P. 1*. Peep li¬
Lf,j w iiY. #,
Revs. Jewell .and Burton are
iconducting revival services here
this week.
Miss Nellie (Jute Hemphill
- pent Sunday with Miss , Pyrene
Holland.
Miss Biddie Carney attended
church at Mt. Zion Sunday.
The school at this place closed
last Saturday.
Guess who had to give up a
red bonnet? i
I close, with bpst wishes to the
News and its many readers.
HosKYsrcKu:.
William Washington, a negro,
barber, of .Atlanta, after almost
severing hi- wife’s head from
her body with a razor, cut his
own throat.
Racing in Atlnnia.
Atlanta will have a t vvelve
days' running meeting at the:
Georgia State fair, October 9-21
1. W. Rufswurm will be presid¬
ing judge; F. W. iferhardy,'
starter aipl Frank Weldon, sec¬
retary and general manager. the
Mr. Gaviiardy, who is on
Canadian Circuit, writes that
there will lie plenty of horses.
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BUSINESS DIRECTORY
A concise resume of the teadimi
interpret*s in Spring Place.
Fi]¥$iCI2!K . vn PROllSSiONAl, service
ifToml thv; people of this 1
Pay fir will
w‘. vv. aMfEK’gitn. |
Genera! Meretianl; A hKUXT } J
stock of Dry
< fT.iod.", 1 11*1 Hats u |
o R
hot '- Vi'A. J. I,. R'OBfNSoN. j
« ■ HVKRYTHI NO V > be found
lliQLBl luSi in the w.iv of staine or fail
cy ’ OH Ethics is always krjit
ill stock t lire stoic. Verv
S\M H. KELLY
Millinery IKY GOODS. Greet
Tobaccos, etc., at Ltv
1 Let : Live price.'.. Hr-. xillC" I
ritxctaH v. ■1' h e VV I: 5 t.
Store on Hu* corner. \I.V1N JONHS, I'rap
At Johnson’s TilK Jlrtofc Store oi
the vomer. v«ni a! wav
find Hit- Lv-'t id-writ,
the market afford*, a
well us full weights and fpiv treataw ut.
Biacxsniitli! i I imbiie AM Mill serving th
with reli.i!>!e kt
JR* ST'S ml black*milhinp
same oM st
Har?t i at t*o as. L A. DICK
I iLV’-’K ;i complete
C22> I It IK' - A’ Vofftns. Cask ei>
to' Uid I>U\ [a l UvVlK' XOtfui
rv.ctsur
tv liftO L. W. THOMPSON.
44 Oltie! Van" * \v ispom ‘ a ml it |
Mo'.mbtiti," mutle h\
the Mrrrrav C o n u l v
" Yl-ibcyfCO., tic j
in t'.cqryia, jm’-vsl
I *L i irs itiamibi icmml North Bv*;
«; »nt mill in tlii.s sccirju. Your en.vjom grmtung
Mi'iirvb d • CHir T OWENS ProDfktv.c
“I SUFFERED AWFUL PAIN
in ray womb and ovaries,” writes Mrs.
{Naomi Bake, of Wpbster Groves, Mo.,
‘•also In my right and left sides, and
my irregular. menses Since were very taking painful and
feel like and Cardui, I
a new woman, do not
suffer as I did. It is the best medi¬
cine I ever had in ray house.”
rail Announcement
We desire to an
nounce to our many j
All RRA Y C ou nty
trie n d s a n d c u st o m e r s
the we are on lie
GROUND FLOOR
with the largest and
most up-to-date line
ol Fall Goods we have
handled. ‘
ever We
have marked down
. /
the prices and the
goods are here for
you. Come and see
US.
Yuitrs for biz,
aCaylor&Yatesa
r-' vz-tstaz&v
VELC.Xir’yfELL ■ «N
f S-] i s 1 -*■ IN C
TO IF SUIT YOU Y0URSEJ.F, WANT YOUR BOY AND TO YOUR POGKETBGOK, BUY A BUY SUIT A SUIT I
with the SHIELD label on the COLL A .
* Ley are RIGHT in MAKE and PRICE, For sale by.
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? ' LEWIS W. THOMPSON, . [Kf tMSIUR.”
We Are Here to (live
< oir patrons what they want. We do not try to induce
them Jo take something else. If a customer wants Hood's
Sarsaparilla, he gets flood's Sarsaparilla. He is not im
portuned to take our own make. "We like to treat our
customers right. It is both pleasant and profitable. We
have built up the largest drug establishment in Dalton by
gratifying'our patrons’wishes. There is no reason why
everybody in Murray Comity should not trade here. We
can give them decidedly the best service and our prices
are li.xed altogether according to what tilings are worth.
««a Fincher & Nichols
Application for Year’s Support.
Georgia, Mm
M A. Dobbs hav nV" made apD’ieatioti for
twelve months' support out .j T »*, Let ,.;* aiart t. a.
Dobl (UIV . ;
the same having f<\ : yK-vrv-, aII pets nts
concerned are here ' c c - -: r- show v.iGse
before the court of \ n : .,f - - id comity ou
the first Monday in >eptt R'.‘i iviiy said ap
plication should not He if ran It Tr. is An jmst
lc. HAD. . V. ‘ G • (♦i*d i .t;vivv.
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Application tor Probate of Will. 4
•rgia. Murray Comity, applied
Job ibti a iiderso?* ...a '; A>a }vt tv as excc
wtors for prolirttt n* common Lnn of of the last
Will and Testament ct KdvvAr.l Ii. Anderson, of
saw* N )univ. yCMi. as minors n*' law* of said
I'd r d IE Ande: m' ire litre! >v required to
a ,i| >• Binary of said county
St ptv ’ n bt r iw x t, when
-oid iiDulicg .. »ate vv: 11 be be.trd.
R. M. tuidger, 0rdinary
ICIEYSKIDMYCU8E
Shakes Kidneys sod Uladdep Right
‘ of Spring Goorgia, ***• »
the town Pl-.ce. between the
Hours ot sale on Ute and first 'Tuesday- . in Oe
to »he msaest best 4 1 bidtler, the
following desciibed property, to-wit:
All v>f lot uf la ml No ninety six (06) except
:hat of w-tH lot which ’!*#•> east of m 11
creek, being me hundred r.ud thirty f 1-TO) acres
more dr less, in the ninth cc district and third
g’g section o? said con my aud levied upon as the
pri>j*.ovty satisf v>! M 1>. O Ntil. fi fa issued Said land from levied on
rior t.i y a of mortgage saw! in favor of the supe¬
court await v G. W. Cox.
against J. H. O’Neil and M. D. O'Neil, Th s
Sep. n. 1P0N. W. C. Groves. Sheriff.
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FRFt; —This fine Watch free for
selling only *20 peices of Jew¬
elry at luc. each. Watch cost
$2 uu anywhere. Guarantee l
to stive satisfaction. Unsold
Jewelry taken back.
Address.
BARGAIN IKWKLRY CO
Summerville. Ga,
Department •%