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■ ATI'KUAY, JAM AH V *•. I*l*.
J. C. OALLAHER, Editor and Proprietoc.
WE NEVER SAID
that wo wero opposed to a Convention, j
tmt wo did stste tlint \vn favored some;
ehniiires ill the Coustitiitiolr, but stili
mittcd the question to tlie peojdo whether
or not they were prepared to pny for tlie !
chimin. Wo did state, dud now repeat it, ]
that we hwl seen no argument fanning a
Convention that was logical and convinc- 1
ing. That tlie capital ought to tie moved
back to Milleilgeviile because it was re
moved to Atlanta by Bullock and his party,
is no argument until they show the thing j
done to lie wrong, or the tiling to lie done
to be right. It is no argument to us art
that tlie homestead ami exemption laws
ought to bo changed until they show by
acme mode of reasoning that tlie present
law is wrong and that tho change would
be better. We think wo can give an ar
gument in favor of at least u reduction of ;
the value of the homestead, and tho ex
emption of personal property. Under the
present law it is utmost impossible to give
• legal bond such ns county offioers, ad
ministrator uud guardians arc required to
give. There are bat few men in n county
that pause** the amount of property exempt
and a sufficiency to pay their debts and
be able to meet tlie bond in case of default;
sod these few men must take the risk or
tlie required bonds cannot be given; and
these few men will, in self defense, lie
bound to refuse even their best friends.
Again, in oriminal cases it, under tlie
present exemption laws, is next to impos
sible for parties accused to give tho bond
required by law; and how many are an- 1
nniilly committed in default of bail upon
mere probubio groundsof guilt that could,
U there was no exemption laws or if tlie
amount of exemption were reduced, give
bond and avoid the odium of imprison
inont and save the expenses to tlie county.
This we think is one argument in favor
of an amendment or change of the organic
law. We do not expect ever to ho called I
Upon to give an official bond, for the people
have too muah respect for ns ever to elect
us to office, and we have no fears of ever
being onllod upon to give bond for our ap
pearance to answer an accusation, for we
are too rich to steal, and too amiable and
dove-like to fight. But wo liavo friend
that is agonized with fear that in some
unguarded moment he may be provoked
over and above what he can bear, and in
his axcitemcnl permit his Herculean
strength to do violence to some more in
significant personage, and in such case lie
thinks lie would bo unable to give such a
bond as tho law requires. Tin* is our
friend and fellow townsman, Dr. Henry
Briggs, from whom we get these very sen
sible suggestions. The Doctor is usually
very amiable, ami in his calm moments
lie is anxious to make u constitutional pro
vision for his escape in tho event his tem
per should at any time become ungovern
able.
Now we have given onr readers tlie
benefit of tlie DV-tor’s argument, and re
gar’ '* is tlie most plausible wo have heard
■ luvor of a Convention; but we think it
argues another proposition equally’ os
forcibly, viz.: that the present laws re
strain tho Doctor’s risibilities and holds
his strong arm in cheek, and saves many a
poor fellow from much physical suffering.
Being with and for the people, we am
willing to give the arguments on both
aides of the question.
In favor of a change in the judicial sys
tem, the people of this county who are
•pponeil to the County Court, (and they
Sre numerous), argue that the control of
tho finances of the county could bo better
managed by five men constituting an In
ferior Court than by one man Judge of
tlie County Court. They argue that five
men living in different portions of tlie
ertnnty know better tho wants and neces
sities of the county, and how to provide
for them, than' by any ono man living at;
tho county site. It is argued tlint the
taxes were reduced Inst year below what
WM rccouHnended by the grand jury, and
that the amount realized is inadequate to
tho necessities. It is now January. Eight
or nine months must elapse before any
taxes can bo collected, anil, tho now de
pleted treasury must remain empty, and
just demands unpaid; and as a necessity,
tlie taxes for county purposes must be in
creased to meet the pressing as well ns
coming demands. So, the lightness of
tho- taxes last year doesn't only create
embarrassment' and inconvenience, but
must uoceasaniy increase the burthen of
tfexatiou at the next assessment. This,
tho people think, will wor-k a great hard
ship; therefore; they arc in favor of a
change, vesting the authority to determine
tho amouut necessary for county purposes
in some tribunal other tibia a County
(Jbnrt. While we liko the County Court
system, wo arc fully assured that Un
people of Brooks comity are dissatisfied
with it and earnestly desire a. change, aad
we are with tlie people;.
Courtship and marriage in Sweden are
/icculiar institutions. I saw one match
made. Ho met her at the gate and poked
Ki fingers in her ribs, and said: “I want
to get married, don't yon?” “Oh, I don't
known. So sway." “Yes, you do; let’s
get married.” “Well papa.” “Oh. never
mind him, we'll get married anyhow.”
And lie went around tolling every body lie
saw, "I’m going to marry that girl.” The
preparations continued during the three
weeks required by law to hove the bans
published in the churches. Fishes were
caught, stores for the feast laid in, beer
brewed, and whisky purchased. Wedding
jollifications are indulged in for a week.
This couple were married. They wont
from the elm roll to tlie house, and tlie
bridesmaids looked tho bride in her room.
Tlie groom knocked at the door. “How
much will yon give to come in ?” “Two
town and $5.” “That's not enough.'
“Three cows and clO." “Oil, you arc
rich; you must give more than that.”
Five coirs and $25 wm, tin tiual offer,
which whs accepted. Du-(%iiUiu
LETTER FROM THOMAS VILLE.
Tiiom/.sviu.e, Ga., Jan. 21, 1873.
Etlitor Iniin/Htioieitt;
Tho county of Thomas, in many re
spect*, is unlike any other county in the
State, In fact, we tiro worse off (I mean
more cursed with ring*) than any county
in tho State. Our grand jnrora are of
late nlmost all ringers; or rather, a few of 1
them control the Imfanco woos to make j
them fall in line. The presentments of i
onr last two panels would iudiente that the ;
good people of Thomas wanted important !
changes made by onr Legislature. It iw ;
trim we, of all people in the State, wnnt!
many and important changes, lint not the 1
wort these grave jurors indicated.
It is a lamentable fact that we can’t, as
tho law now provides, get a panel of 1
grand jurors by drawing. There is always
an opening for talesmen, anil there is
ulways a set of bad men ready and waiting
at the door to be caught. It is said (hut
of course it is not true j tlmt the Wieriff j
knows every one of these cortnoranfs, so \
that it is an easy matter to "stock tlie
cards,” or "pack the jury,” aw the lawyers
suy.
These ringers, 0* with their influence, I
am worry to say, pervades to some extent
half of tho white body politic in Thomas
county, and nil of the negro body Jsditic,
which is about 500 voting majority.
The above statement aceouute for tlie
wny thing* go hero. The ringers proper
don’t like, our Commissioners’ Court,
which is about the only salvation left tlie
true men of the court. They want that
Court abolished or made elective by the
people, which means Kadienlism or plun
der if you please. They are synonymous
terms as I understand them.
It is these same l ingers, or part of them,
tlmt want and encourage anew county
scheme west of us, by which this county
i to be sunk into the slough of an irre
deemable political misrule.
Unfortunately we have no representation
in our Legislature to head off these in
iquities as they rise.
Now and Then.
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Grant’s Chief Justice.
New I’oiik, Jamiury 20.—■ All tlie papers
this morning have more or less to say !
about the President's latest nomination for \
Chief Justice. The Sun says: “Mr. Waite j
is well spoken of by those who are ucquoin-!
ted with him, but the fact that lie is not I
generally known to tho country will render
his nomination for Chief Justico less
satisfactory than it might bo otherwise.”
The World: “If President Grant’s third I
selection for Chief Justice had happened!
to be his first, tho appointment of Mr. ;
Waite would have been received with won
der by tlie country, and witl: disappoint
ment and regret by tlmt portion of the bar
who ever lmd any practice in the Supreme
Court. Wo have no doubt Waite posses
ses some very good negative qualities, but
tlie Eight Associate Justices can decide
every ease as ably without Mr. Waite as
with liim, and the Senate would serve the
country by keeping the chair of tho Chief
Justico vacant until wo get a President
who lias some appreciation of the qualifi
cations requisite for Unit grout station.”
Tlie lientltl: “No other reason is appa
rent for tho nomination of Waite, save
that Grant is determined to nominate, tlie
man lie considers the best and the man the
oountry considers the best.”
The Tribune: "Of course Mr. Waite is
j not the best snail who could be named for
i the place, but there is no good reason why
ho should not bo promptly confirmed, so
that to the grout mass of serious people
who believe iivtlio principles for which we
went to war, and who regard it to be the
duty of the National I legislature to fortify
and defend those principles by statute,
anil tlie duty of tlie Judiciary to take care
that they receive no detriment through
hostile construction of the law or the
Constitution. Tho correct political unto
cedonts of Mr. Waite will seem far more
important than all tho learning and bril
liant abilities of General Cmiliiug. ”
i Tlie 7'imttt: “Tho nomination of Judge
Waite to tho past of Chief Justice of the
Supreme Court is a thoroughly respectable
one, and will probably meet with little
opposition from any quarter. Ho is a man
of very high personal character, of recog
nized ability anil of quite sufficient stand
ing in bis profession to Justify the belief
that he will make a Chief Justice. In the
nomination of Wnito tlie President has
shown an earnest desire to discharge a very
I difficult duty in a conscientious manner,
and without reference to party or the pri
vate wishes of any clique in Washington
or elsewhere..
DkXth ov the Siamfsk Twins.—A dis
patch from Richmond says a dispatch from
Greensboro,. North Carolina, gives the
announcement of the sudden death of the
Siamese Twins on. Saturday mominpp last,
at their residence at Mount Airy, Surrey
co., N. C. There are uu details, further
than the fact that Cluing was piiralized
hist fall, since which time ho has been
fretful and very much debilitated mid
strongly addicted to drinking liquor as a
means ®f alleviating liis suffering. He
had been quite feeble for several days—
, indeed so much so as to confine both
I brothers to bed—lmt his illness was not so
’ great as to cause any- anticipation of the
catastrophe that was to follow. Ou Fri
day niglit they retired to bed as usual, but
during the night Oliang become worse
j and expired suddenly about 4 o’clock
■ Saturday morning. As soon ns it was
discovered that he was dead, Eng beeame
so terribly shocked that he raved wildly
for n while -at times exhibiting signs of
great mental abberation. This attack was
| followed by what seemed to be a deadly
stupor, and in two hours, it is supposed,
from tlie death of Chang, Eng breathed
j liis Isgt.
In the Now Y’ork Legislature on the
20th hist, bills were introduced to restrain
speculation in gold by requiring actual
delivery in eases of all time contracts,
and to prohibit certification of luk checks
; wliere’thc drawer has not the full amount
'on deposit, making the offense ti misde
meanor.
LETTER FROM COLORADO.
Cheyenne, Wyomjno, Jan. 1, 1874.
Etlitor Independent:
After a short sojourn at Colorado Springs
—from which place I wrote you last—and
after visiting most of tho points and ob
jects of interest in nml around this most
delightful locality, I shouldered my car
pel-bag, which I managed in tlie
week I have spent lu re, to fill with a per
fect geological museum, petrified fish,
shells, wood, fossil-bones id animals and
reptiles tlmt lived and moved upon the
earth ten thousand years before the Hood,
specimens of ore, pieces of lava,
crystals which shine liko diamonds, and
various other little arrangements more cun
on* than valuable, and taking the Northern
bound train, rolled from unitor the slindow
of Pikes Peak, and after a pleasant ran of j
lIIIM a day was again at Denver. Denver ]
is a great town, and I have almost mat to
up fuy mind to bny the entire “outfit” I
Chinese, greasers and all.
Next upon my programme comes Oruly
and Cheyenne, and only aUowiug myself
one day for rest and recuperation, I slide i
off on tho Denver Pacific R. R,, which
connects Denver with tho W. P. R. K. at
this point. Chyenne is only a few miles
from tho Colorado line in Wyoming Ter
ritory.
Very few objects of interest are to be
seen ns We pass over tlie D. B. A herd of
antelopes occasionally enliven the scene,
anil ns tho “iron horse” dashes through
tlie villages of prairie dogs, their little ;
socials gathering are dispersed, and with 11
bark and a whisk of tho tail, they in
stantly disappear. Now anil then a Jack
rabbit prances off, and ns we see the long
ears Hopping about are left no longer in
doubt as to tlie noble source from whence
he derives his name. Ou our toft and
westward are the mountains, always in full
view nml affording a pleasant relief to the
monotonous, intermiuahto, level prario,
which stretches on the other hand farther
than tlie eye can reach But here we are
at Gruly and fifty-two miles from Denver.
Gruly is located on the Cache-lu-Powdre
river,a tributary of tho Platte. The first set
tlement was made here in 1870. Tlie town
lias certainly grown rapidly and substan
tially. They claim three thousand inhabi
tants. This is decidedly a temperance
town. Nut hero can tlie thirsty, dusty,
weary traveler refresh himself, except with
cold water. Not here is ever heard that
pleasant sentanoe,emanating in kindly tones
from the accommodating bar tender,
“what will you take sir ?” Hero no cock
tails perfumes tho morning air.no “eye
openers,” mixed with skillful hands, revive
tlie drooping spirit of the way-worn trav
eler. Brandy smashes, mint jnlips nml
their attendants have been strickc n from
the catalogue, and cold water alone is the
Grulyites beverage. Not even that sim
| pie anil delightful beverage known as lager
| beer cannot be had for lovo or greenbacks,
j My companion uud myself were not long
j in making the discovery which I have
just referred to. I was sick, and ho said
lie was snake bit.; but it was no go, we
couldn’t make the raise. Tho inhabi
tants of this puritanical town are princi
pally descendants of the old witch burners
of New England. We shook the dust from
the soles of our boots and took tlie next
train for Cheyenne. I don’t driuk at
Gruly.
Cheyenne is a town which Ims seen its
best days. It is one of those mushroom
places which sprung up during the con
struction of the W. I’. R. R. ,and since the
road's completion is scarcely more than u
way station. Still they have some fine
buildings and they claim thirty-five hun
dred inhabitants. Tho principal feature
of the town (mid in this respect is quite in
contrast with Gruly) is the number and
variety of its rum shops. My snake bit
companion is much pleased with the place,
and I am satisfied from appearances that
he has fully made up for lost time at
Oruly. The only interesting individual
I liavo met here, (and for this reason I
shall not apologize for introducing him,)
is a fame cinnamon bear. Ho ir a jolly
fellow, full of tlie funniest tricks imagina
ble, and always hi a good humor. I con
sider a good nntnred bear much more
companionable than an ill natnred man.
Wo at once recognized each other as con
genial spirits, nml became hist- friends.
Though quite happy and cheerful at pres
out. my friend, not unlike a majority of
tho (/runs homo, has had his great trouble.
It is said there is no accounting for taste,
a true snyiug, certainly, mid verified not
only by the bear's fancy for me,lmt by tho
following: A few months since tho bear
picked up somewhere around tlie yard a
cow's horn, which he seemed to think a
; great prize,and which seemed to amuse him
hiceodingiy. Iu a short time he beeamo so
much enamored of his horn tlint he would
| not leave it for an instant—-So entirely in
; love did he seem with his prize that, he
could scarcely find time to eat. He would
j lay on his hack playing with and cares
sing ft, throwing it in the ah’ and catching
jit ns it came down, bug and fondle it in
; every imaginable manner. He would nl
| low no one to touch it, and when asleep
always lmd it in liis arms. So curious was
liis infatuation that persons would come
1 and amuse themselves for hours watching
bis comical manners; the same thing con
-1 firmed for weeks, the bear’s fondness for
liis horn increasing each day. No heathen
ever worslnpeiThfs idol with such devotion;
1 110 mother ever loved her child so well.
It was his only thought, his only care, his
former friends wero forgotten; his
j old amusements given up, this was liis
first, his only love. But alas ! “a change
came o’er the spirit of liis dream,” and
; thnsly did it happen: Cue day while lying
jon his back and playing with tlie horn ns
i usual, throwing it up and catching it. ft
1 chanced to come down hollow end first and
. lie caught it with his two paws and held it
in that position just above his eyes, and
now lie sees for the first, time that the ob
! ject of his love mid devotion is hollow.
YVho can describe the emotions that fill Ihc
poor fellow’s heart as he gazes for an in
stant into the dark citvity before him and
realizes that his affections huvo been lav
shed upon a thing of emptiness ? That tho
objoct of his heart’s best, truest, love, is a
j miserable cheat, a hollow horn. With a
; grant, a groan, and u growl of disappoints
I uieut, rage anil misery, such as only a bear
| —and a mail one at that—can give vent to,
I he throws the now detested horn to the
other side of the yard, and disappears iu
his den; here, for several days lie lay
growling und mourning, refusing all sus
tenance and declining tlie sympathies and j
attentions of the numerous friends who j
visited him. But time, the good physician
tlint heals all our wounds, accompanied by !
hunger nndthirst, finally drove him forth, j
His first visit is to the pump, beneath the j
spout of which a little pool of water is |
standing. After qnenching his thirst be j
slowly raise* liis melancholy eyes, wbou lo ! |
before him, anil in close proximity, be see*
the Lol’.ow prtnp spout. An install*
more and the place where the pun p
stood was vacant and a few pieces of smalt 1
kindling wood is all that remains of the j
hollow spent; again he seeks relirement,
and several week* will elapse liefore he can
be induced to mix with the gay world as
heretofore.
After all I suppose I am due yourself and
the renders uLThr Inuki'kvdknt, an apol
ogy for iutrodticing so trilling and frivo
lous a story in, my totter, taking up there
by your valuable space and occupying
their valuable time. Then tot me add,
tlie tale though no fable, bus its mural;
and many of us, yes all of us, ere now, and
to-day arc hugging some delusive phan
tom to onr bosom*. Slay we not in the
end find our idol a hollow born like tlie
bear.
But I must hurry back to Denver for
next week the fair commences, and every
body will bo sadly disappointed- in a
bom -iflam no there. 80, Cheyenne, I
bid you nn affectionate farowell, not caring
that my shadow should ever be cast upon
your dusty streets again.
DENVEII.
lis.it Sunday tlie fair grounds were
openeJ. For several weeks previous noth
ing has been seen on our streets hut prep
arations for the great occasion; everyliody
takes the liveliest interest iu tlie matter.
Squads of ludians are coming; crowds of!
Mexicans from tlie South are coming in !
daily; many of tho cow ixiys are here j
from Texas, and the fact is I want no bet
ter show than I can see iu tho streets of
Denver every day free of charge. Tlie
fair grounds, including race course, oc
cupy a space of about two hundred acres.
The buildings, though not so flue as I hail
expected to see, are large and commodious
and quite sufficient for ordinary purpose*.
My first visit is to the room containing
tlie mineral and geological curiosities. It
would take a small volume to describe
what is here to be seen, and I shall cer
tainly not attempt it. A pyramid of solid
silver brick about as high as n man's
bead, topped off with a gold brick weigh
ing one hundred pounds, is an object of
no little interest before and for many
I minutes I stand with stretehe 1
eyes and view the preeions ore.
And this it is for the possession of which
men sell tlieir souls; this it is for which we
lire all struggling; for which oceans depths
are braved and the bowels of the earth are
searched—“the root of nil evil,” anil the
possession of which is the key to all earthly
good. Preachers call it dross and trash
etc. etc., but who would object to a few
of those bricks ? Not I surely.
Tho display of vegetables surpasses
anything I over saw. Cabbages
us large ns a wash t üb, Irish potatoes ns
largo as 11 man’s head, onions weighing five
pounds, squashes weighing one hundred
and thirty pound ', pumpkins llu-ee fee. in
diameter, beets weighing fifteen pounds,
and ns large as a water bucket. And thus
I might go through the whole catalogue of
“garden truck” in the same proportion,
and tlie beauty of it all is, it is tlie truth.
The display of live stock is immense,
sheep, horses, cattle, mules, lings etc. etc.
]I saw ono man offered SIO,OOO for a cow;
j he naked $13,000. I concluded ho was afoul
1 and left. The band strikes up and we are
1 thereby notified tlmt tho races are about
j to commence, so we secure a seat in the
[ grand stand where already are congregated
I ten thousand people. The Indians and
j ibeir squaws occupy seats by themselves
and are highly delighted with the races,
keeping up a terrible chattering the whole
time. Near by is a group of Denver's
belles Mid beaus in no way differing from
a similar party in any eastern city except
perhaps the display of jewelry is here a
littlo more profuse. Here is a group of tlie
better class of Mexicans and among them
some black-eyed senoritus, one particularly
the glances of whose dark eyes -were I
young again—would send the hot blood
tingling to my fingers ends, anil to odd to
her charms it is said she owns seventy
thousand sheep. If Gns was here and
I could speak Mexican ns well ns I can, witli
his susceptible nature he would certainly
I be a gorur.
Then here are the Greasers, the lower
class of Mexicans all with broad sombreros
mid jingling spurs, betting and swearing
in Spanish, all intensely interested iu the
horse racing. ‘.Text to the niiiin ,11! 00-‘
copying the most convenient position in
the building, is a herd of Texans, most of
them tail, powerful men, inured from in
fancy to hardship and danger, each wear
; ing habitually two largo “Colts” and a
) howie, and the casual glances of eonteuipt
: and hatred which from time to time they
east upon the Utes and the Greasers tell a
tale w hich can be easily read by the en
lightened observer. It is tins: One day
those two races must entirely give way and
la? obliterated. The Anglo Saxon will
I soon! rule every foot of North American
soil ami the most perfect representative of
the moo which the world con produce is
the Texas Ranger.
My particular favorites—the Chinamen
! and China women—are here too. and I ob
serve among the females who all belong to
j i/imii trnmiie, several faces which indicate
considerable intelligence. They are all
( dressed in oriental costume, and the rich
I material which some of them wear is
doubtless a source of envy to their more re-
I fined deist morn!* sisters of other nationali
ties.
Ami now comes the common herd.
Thousand of Dutch, Irish, Freueli.and ev
ery other nationality, are crowded together
iu the grand stand, all partaking of the ex
citement which the races produce and oc
casionally steping down to tho numerous
lager beer stands to “wet tlieir whistles.”
j And now, hist but not least, high above all
with a sense of superiority pervading liis
liosom, looking down upon the motley
crowd, having paid his last twenty-five
[ cents for a reseaved seat, drawing his own
i conclusions from appearances, with a little
; blank book and pencil that Finch gave
him- not caring a cent whether school keeps
or not—sits your correspondent. AH this
and much more could have been seen at
the Denver Fair; could you have been there
with your ready pen and fertile imagina
tion, you certainly would have amused the
readers of The Iniiei'ENDEST for weeks.
But I am going to tlie Ban Juan country,
and hope ere long to write you from the
Bail Luis valley. Bo please excuse brevity.
Truly Yours,
A. P. P.
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
TTom-st ilncks ilip their heads under water to
liquidate their littlo bills.
A photographer requested thathis sign, “Taken
from life," should he his epitaph.
The latest dodge in Links-—Returning borrowed
volumes m Christmas presents.
“Muggins’* ifavs that, in theae hard times, n
five dollar greenback looks as big as a circus
|K>ster. •
Tio re are two things incident to this life of j
which no one is ever prepared, anil they are—
twins. *
A Nevada postmaster has written to Waih-ng-1
ton to know if lie can rent part of the office for a
faro bank.
Bulwor (aid that Journalism is more fitted to
destroy had governments than to construct foun-!
dations for good ones.
Josli Billings y : “Nilcocas don’t krmsist in
never making blunders, but in never making the
same one the second time.
A gentleman recently refused to celebrate his
silver wedding, on the gronnd that he was “not
yet redneed to beggary.’’
A Philadelphian of the old school objects to
paying * gas hilt for the frivolous reason that he j
lias no burners In hi a house.
Pomologists consider it a remarkable fret that
tin- first apple in paradise should have turned 1
out the first pair.
A cynical laity, rather inclined to flirt, says
most men are UkV a cold, very easily caught, tiut '
very hard to get rid of.
“Who was the meekest man asked a ftnnday- ;
school teacher. “Moses." .“Very well: who was j
tlie meekest woman?" “Never was any."
“What comes after T?" asked a teacher of n
- pupil who was learning the alphabet. He j
received the bewildering reply. “Tm do—to see |
Lize.’’
A writer in the full Mill dair/le says that i
“tow persons, probably, as a rule, sleep sounder !
or enjoy so much undisturbed repose as niglit
w-atebmen."
A drunken Frenchman chatters: it drunken '
(Teiman sings: a drunken Britou fight*; a drunken 1
Spaniard swears; a drunken American talks \
polities.
A girl hearing her mistress ask tier husband to ,
bring "Bombeyand Son" with him when he came [
home to dinner, set two extra plates for the ex
pected guests.
“I meant to have told yon of that hole," said
a gentleman to his friend who. walking in his
garden, stumbled into a pft of Water. “No mat- ‘
ter," said tho friend, “I nave found it."
Could anvthing tie neuter than the old darkey’s '
reply to a beautiful young lady whom he offered ,
to lift over a gutter, and who insisted that sin
was too heavy 1 "Lor, missus," said he, “IV
need to lifting barrels of sugar.”
Irish “boy" (to benevolent old gentleman)- j
“Maybe yt-r honor *ll give a j- >r bov something. ;
Sure it’s a dissolute orphan, and deaf and dumb j
lam!" Absent-minded old fellow (putting his!
hand iu his pocket)—'“Poor fellow 1"
Ben Franklin's watch is ow-i-uel by a stnnneii
old Pennsylvania farmer. This is opening flu- i
year with a first-class stock paragraph. For an |
economical man, Franklin owned many watches. 1
We know of four. Perhaps tie used to "swap
tickers."
Peter Van Dyke, an old chap, who died in New
Hampshire tin- other day, worth f 140.0011 in cash,
roonested in his will that no one “should --toil!.
and shed crocodile tears nt liis funeral, tint cover
him over and then hurry home to tight over hit.
money."
“I don't like theae shoe*." said a tadv cus
tomer, “because the soles are too thick." "Is
that the oulv objection ?" blandlv asked the
solesman," “Vs* " wnw the reply. "Then inn t-re
if vod take the ah • I can assure you that t t
objection will gradually wear away.”
Not long Hioeo. nt Hundav-schooi. the teacher,
after trying hard to imoress on tlie minds of a
class of small bovs the sin of Hsbhsth-brcaking.
asked, "Is Sunday better than any other day ?”
when tho smallest boy in tile class answered,
“You bet your Lads it is!"
A man in Hartford has stopped his newspaper
because bis nemo was printed iu a list of adver
tised letters, and his wife, happening to see ir
first, went and got it for him and found it -,vas
frotn a young lady, who complained that, he didn’t
neel her at Worcester, as he promised.
“Wliat do you sell those fowls for ?" inquired a
person of a man attempting to dispose of som*-
chickens of questionable appearance. “I sell
them for profits." was the answer. “Thank you
for the information that they are prophets.” re
sTsindrd the querist. “I took them to lie patri
archs."
The Peoria Tier-lew savs that a lady teacher in
oae of the public schools was amazed the other
■tav l.v seeitig a perfect forest of juvenile hands
Hv up in tin- air and shake and gesticulate with
violent agitation. “Wlmt do yon want ?” queried
the puzzled instructor. Chorus.—“Yer hair’s
falling off."
An Indianapolis editor is responsible for tliis :
"A young lady in Indiana sought to demolish an
unfaithful lover by publishing some verses ad
dressed to him, in’which, after prophesying her
immediate dissolution, she said: -Come gaze
upon mv dust false one." But the compositor
spelled dust with a ’ll.' "
Fitz Jones (referring to his Indian experience)
—“O, yes. we have, or nsed to have, some terri
ble affairs nut there-aw!" Katv.—“O, yes."
Fitz Join's.—“Pore servant of mine got killed
there, literally eaten np by a tiger, and the pore
fellow died twenty-four hours afterwards." And
Fitz Junes s|ill wonders why Katy laughed.
A gawkev saw, for the first time, a school girl
going through some of her gymnastic exercises
for the amusement of the little ones at home. Af
tergazing at her witli looks of interest and com
miseration for a while, he asked a boy near by “if
that gal had fits?" "No," replied the lad, con
temptuously; “that’s gymnastics." “Oh, ’tis
hey?" said the verdant; “how long has she had
’em ?’*
All inebriate, seme littlo while hack, got into a
ear, and became very troublesome an,! annoying
to the other passengers, so much so that it was
proposed to eject bint; but a kind-hearted aud
reverend doctor, who was also a passenger, inter
noai dTor him, and soothed him into good behav
ior for tlie remainder of the journey. Before
leaving, however, he scowled upon the other oc
cupants sod muttered some words of contempt..
Njnt shook bauds warmly with the doctor, and
said, "(rood day, my fticiid; I see you know what
it is to tie drank."
A Western editor ono momiug was waited upon
hv the biggest kind of a fellow- armed with a ter
rific cudgel, who sainted him with: “Where’s
that scoundrel, the editor?" Our friend said:
"He is not atsuit, hut please take a seat and
am use yourself with a paper, he will be in in a
few minutes," and hurried down stairs, at the
foot of widen, he met another man still more pro
fane and fierce, who asked the same question in
*he same language. "Oh," said the retreating
editor, "go up stairs: you will find him reading
tlie paper." Accordingly np he went, likeahigh
prossnre steam-engine, letting off steam at ev
erv step. Our friend waited a minute, and such
a crash—as if all Pandemonium was let loose.
Wlmt the result was, was never known, as onr
friend didn't wait.
A dispatch from Minneapolis, Minn.,
say the Indians at Vermilion Lake are
dving of starvation. They have eaten two
children aud one man. The scarcity of
game and the failure of the wild rice crops
are the causes. They claim that the
government has failed to send the usual
supply of provisions. Eighty Indians are
coming into the settlement for relief.
Mayor Havemeyer’s message, jnst i.wied
shows Hie debt of New York city to be
$106,371,953, an increase since 1871 of
$9,084,428. The expenditures for main
taining the citv government for 1871 were
not leas than $30,262,580; for 1872 they
did not exceed £31.500.000, and in 1573
they were about $32,000,000.
London, January 22. — The Times pub
lishes the substance of a note from Bis- j
march, who holds the French Government j
t accountable for the violence of the Ultra- >
montane press iu France.
GEORGIA NEWS.
The rciiidenoo of Colonel Strong* miles
east of ThonmHviHe, wan burned mi the 15th inst.
Mrs. John LcarntY, an old lady residing in
Ihilioch county, watt burned to death & few days
ago.
Illackslicar boastnofa turnip which weighs
thirteen pounds, and is twenty-eight inches in
circumference.
Gen. Lee’s birthday was celebrated in Savan
nah l*v a grand military’ parade and review, in
which all of the volunteer companies participa
ted.
Tho fiavnnnah Xetrs Rays : Sir St. George
Gower, of England, who pß**ed through onr city
recently on his way to Florida, has an income of
1250,000 per year, and is unmarried. This may
he interesting news to the ladies.
Major Joshua Taylor, a well known and prorni
nent citizen of Thomas county, died inThomas
ville on the 19th inst., after a brief illness. He
was buried from the Methodist church lit tho
Mstsmic Fraternity, of w hich order he was a Con
sistent member.
On last Saturday a most shocking accident oc
curred at Ruff*s grist mill, near Smyrna, in Cobh
county, which resulted iu the death of a three
year old child of Mr. John Reid. The little fel
low, while wandering alsmt through the mill, had
his clothes caught by a cog and he was drawn in
among the machinery and almost to a
jelly. Tlie body when extricated was perfectly
lifeless.
Albert G. Jewett, of Belfast, Maine, thinks
that Brunswick is one of the best ship puilding
J)oints iu America, and says in a letter to Hon.
F. L. Heward : “I think a* crew of Maine jrhip
carpenters can do more work in Brunswick, in a
ship yard, in a year, than they can do in Maine;
what they gain in t-ha winter there, is more than
tlie lose in the summer, compared with a Maine
climate.**
Covington Enf**ryrise: There is a society in
Covington composed of some of oar oldest and
most influential citizen*. By some it is termed
th Young Men’s Christian’ Association. They
hold their pious mei-Hngs in S lack room, at
night, three times a week, nml it is said thevpass
hihles and hymn book* around on a bread tray.
Home of its members have remained from their
families until two o’clock in the morning, and at
that kite bom* have been seen wandering homo in
tlie best of “spirits.” Whether this organization
by its examples, will work beneficial resnlts to
onr rising generation, is yet to be seen. Let the
good work continue.
Sandersville Gforgian : The farmers in many
portions of the county are scarce of hands to run
their plantations tlie present year In some por
tions of tlie countv the negroe* have been seized
with a great passion for Florida and are leaving
hv families for that happy region of tho “darkey." ;
Why there is a scarcity ofiabor in other portions !
of tlu* county, it is hard to Ttnderstand—but *ftch ]
is the fact, ft happens in every year that the I
freed men meets with a short crop or short price*, j
that he leaves and seeks an</f!ier kwality, without j
once oven thinking that the afile state of Mr- |
cmnstancea exist alike over the country. If a
convention of the people could make some or- j
ganic law to fender labor reliable, it would he j
worth all tire* enactments that the Legislafftfe I
has made to destroy it. by liens aud other like leg- j
Station.
FLORIDA NEWS.
The regular Republican municipal ticket was
elected at Fern and ina.
At a tax sale at Apaia* hieola on the sth several
citv lots were sold at prices varying from $5 25 to
(2 i 20.
Tlu* gun l>oat captured by Captain Dickinson’s
'">mmand during the war. a few miles above
Pahtka, has been raised and carried down the
river.
An attempt was made last Tuesday to rob the
Lake City post office. As the thieves were not
appointed by the government they were un
successful.
The Commissioner of the General Land Office
has decided that the applirnnt for homesteads
must swear that he has not “heretofore jK;r
fcet.Kl or abandoned an entry made under” the
homestead act.
There are five hundred free schools, and an
attendance of eighteen thousand pupils in the !
State of Florida. Tliik standard has been reached
under the s u per in teudan ct* of Jonathan C. Gibbs,
a colored man.
Tlie peooU* of Wakulla county have petitioned
Governor Hart to remove their sheriff, out as the
latter has been sentenced to ten years in the
penitentiary for robbing tho mails, the Governor
evidently considers it a warm recommendation,
and treats the petition with contempt.
LivcOffk Hcoma to foster some hail fellows. On
the night of the loth instant a few cowardly
assassins fired at Geo. }{. Dixon, a young tin
smith of that placi, while passing ffom his store
to his bednwm*, fortunately without harming
him. The Times savs the parties ssrv Tpeet*ed.
The Wrida Henvfe has given Mrs. Dowdell,
the conesi indent of the New York HeraUi, a
scat upon the rf-ior. Tlu? Live Oak Tone* says
she is tin rfe ff>r the pnrposr of keeping WaH street ,
posted in regard to the Littlefield bonds doubt
less, and is a very useful appendage.
On Monday night a young man named William
Dt sclburger stoln #T27 27 from William Sanchez,
of St. Augustine, abd left for Toeoi on Tuesday
morning, where be m t the steamer (Tty Point
and went fo Jacksonville. Mr. Ranch#*, upon
missing his iruwwy, rode across the country and
arrested the thief m Jacksonville.
Tlie M. K. Grand Chanter of Royal Arch '
Masons, of the State of Florida, began its annual
convocation in Jacksonville last Monday. Much i
business of importance to the order was trans
acted. nml the following officer* were elected and
installed: Grand High Priest, M. Bowes; Deputy
Grand High Priest, J. 8. Driggs; Grand King, B.
G. Alderman; Grand Scribe, I). C, Wilson.
On tlie night of the sth inst. the murderer De
Silva effected his escape from the county jail at
Pensacola, by means of a knife with a crook at
the end, furnished by. someone outside, with
which he removed the mortar between the bricks.
He whs ironed, but by tome mean* effected the
removal thereof. He took with him a boy who
was confined upon suspicion of bnrglery. Deputy
Sheriff MeDougell was arresfetf and incarcerated
upon suspicion of having abetted the delivery*
ns lie had assured Pe Silva he would render him
what assistance he could.
NK W A7) 1 EU TISEMEXTS.
CRANE & BURNEY*B
SAW MILL,
THREE MILES WEST OF QCITMAJt.
Crane JSc Durney
fTVVKE j Measure fn notifying fhc public that
-L they have erected a first-class Haw Mill
three miles west of Quitman, on the public road
to GrboverviHe, and are prepared to furnish every
quality of Prne Lumber at abort notiee, and on
better terms than heretofore.
THK I-TiTaLmriXO ABB OUB PRICES TOCt U7UBEB:
For general quality of lmnber
when cash is paid on de
livery M 0 00 per 1,000 ft.
For the same, when payment!*
delayed exceeding 80 day*.sl2 per 1,000 ft.
For special hiTTs where all heart
is required, the cash price
will be sls 00 per 1,000 ft.
and as per agreement as to time.
Theae prices will be strictly aditerod to unless
s special eonrract is made for a large quantity to
the contrary.
We solicit the patronage of the public, and will
endeavor to give satisfaction.
jan‘24-f*m
HOMESTEAD NOTICE.
STATE OF GEORGLA, Brooks County.—
Court of Ordinary.
Milton 0. Wade having applied for exemption
of personalty and netting apart and valuation of (
homestead, I wi’J pass upon the same at my
office in Quitman, at 10 o’clock a. m,, on tho 2d i
day of February, 1874.
Given under my hand and official signature, ;
this 20th day of January, 1874.
J. M. SHEARER, Ordinary. J
Ter W. G. Bentley, D. C m C. O.
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