The advertiser. (Cleveland, Ga.) 1881-1???, May 28, 1881, Image 1

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THE ADfl JAM Sf% r S! V BY A. CHURCH VOL. IF Poetry. (Jo mete the South. BV JUDGE A. U. MEEK. ‘Oh, come to the South, sweet, beautiful one; 'Tis the clime of the heart, 'tie the shrino of the sun: Whore the sky ever shines with a passionate glow, Aad flowers spread their treasuros of crimson snow Where the breeze o’er bright waters wafts incense along, .And gay birdsare glancing in beauty and song. Where Summer smiles over on mountain and plain, .And tho best gifts of Eden unshadowed remain. Oh, come to the South, The shrine of tho sun, And dwell in its bowers, Sweat, beautiful one. <Oh, ooino to tho South, and I’ll buil .1 dhoo a home Where winter shall never intrusively come; "Tho queen-like catalpo, the myrtle and pine, Tho gold fruited orange, the ruby-gemed vine, Shall bloom round thy dwelling, and shade thee at noon, While birds of all music keep amorous tune; By the gush of glad fountains we’dl rest us at eve. "No troubles to vex us, no sorrows to .grieve. Oh, come to tho South, ’tis the homo of the heart— Wo sky like its own can (loop passions impart, ‘The glow of the summer is felt in the soul. And love koepoth ever lvs tervent control; ■Oh, here would thy henuty most brilliantly beam. And life pass inviv like some elegant dream; .Each wish of thy heart realized l>e. And this beautiful land seetu ns Edoa tothoe. Then comedo the South, The shrine of tho sun, And dwell in its bowers, Sweet, beautiful oue. Brown Hands. Full many a. page bus been written, Auu the gifted have sung, in the praise Of lilly-white hands and lingers, la a score of poetical ways; This is all very well for a lady Who lives among diamonds and silk. l!ut sometimes in life a farmer's wife obliged to do housework and milk. Aud worn id’s lies', mission tbrou’out our dear laud Is fulfilled in die strength of tho little brown band, j When the roses are blushing tho sweetest, Aud l-’.iu vines climb up to the eaves- When the robins are rocking their birdies To sleep ’ujong toe maple leaves. The sunshine smiles down ’oruss the thicsn hold, When the labor of love stems but rest, NVhetbei rocking the household birdies Orkeepi g the dear home-nest— Oh! I pity you a 1 who can’t understand The wealth and the woitu oi a little brown hand. If I were a man with a fortune, A million laid by on the shelf ]f 1 were ayouth-if I wasn’t in truth, If I was ’t a woman myself,' 1 know what i’d do in a aaitmto 'White lingers bavo often misled) I'd serk after those whose rich tinting shows Acquaintance with puddings and bread; I'd use all theeloquence words could command Aud be proud might I win a little brown band. At tho Contra! market yesce day a couple of colored men got into a dispute as to the length of tituo between the landing of Noah’s Ark and the day he left it, and in a short time each one was mad enough to light. “I say it war sixty days befo’ No’ got out o' dat ark.’' “An' I say it war only twenty days.” “Yok lie* sah !” ‘Shoo, now, but what’s dis row ’bout?’ ’ asked an old bald-bead who came i around the corner. The question was explained, and he looked from one to tho other and re¬ plied: dead Jist ‘Boaf of you am wrong. hold on a minit.’ He put down hia brush, felt in hie pockets, aud contmued: ‘Nuffiu' like ktepin' posted on time tables. Let's see—let's sec? Heah am de Aggers in black an' white, jist as I got 'em v. hen I war in Chicago. It was jist twenty toveii days from de time de trk rested on Mount Arrowroot to de day when all do folks left de ark to walk on dry grouu’ and if cither of you gem Ten want to call mo a liar, please lot me h’ar from you at onco ’ That ended the row. Figures never lie. A Louisville lawyer came very near sweating that he would tell the truth. He wanted to be admitted to the bar and having passed a satisfactory ex¬ amination tho court told the clerk to ewe; r him in Tho clerk commenced, ‘ You do solemnly swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but tho truth”—and had gotten that far when the court yelled out: -‘Hold on, there. Swear to support tho eonsti union of tho State of Kentucky.” The young lawyer trembled at bis narrow escape. OL'll OWN SECTION—WJB LABOK Toll ITS ADVANCEMENT. CLEVELAND, GA., SATURDAY MORNING, MAY 20. 188!. Modern Courtship. ‘And you really love ms dearly? ho asked, as ho coiled his arm around her wasp-like system. ‘And you'll always love me so?' ‘Always, Frederick; ever so.’ ‘And you pledge me to sew but—’ •Sir! !’ ‘You pledge me to so beautify my life that it will always be happy as now?’ ‘With-toy latest breath, Frederick.' ‘And, darling, you will mend my soc—’ ‘Your what, sir!' •You will mend my social ways and draw me upward and onward to a bet ter existence?’ ‘I' will be the pride of my lovo so to do, Frederick; I will sacrifice all for your own complete happiness.’ T know that sweetness. But sap pose some accident should happen to— to—say the trou—’ ‘You forget yourself, sir. To irhat?' ‘To tho trousseau- would it defer the hoar which makes you mine?’ ‘Never, Frederick. I am yours mind and heart aud naught can sep¬ arate U8.' ‘But what I want to say is that should my pant—?' ‘Begone, sir. What doyon mean?' ‘Hear me my life. I say if my pant¬ ing bosom should grow cold in death would your love still warm it? ‘As the sun smelts the iceberg, Freda crick so would the r.-.ys of my thrill your heart again.' ‘And you will care for me ever soul, and! for you for though I uiay never have a shir— * .Enough! Leave me forever.’ ‘But listen. Though I may have a shirking position, I shall some¬ times perhaps, in tho struggle of forget tho plain duty.—’ ‘And I’ll remind you of it in tender actions, aud make tho of existence s« pleasant of that to avoid them will he pain.’ And so on. That's moderm Lots of abstract ewadi, but a disinclination to cuntt u pin'd i nch veniences us buttons, locks and shirts.—Brooklyn Eagle. Know That.” A London paper has hoard of a where a droll fellow name Beni Ohs into a first class railway carriage, he fore smoking carriages were In the carnage was seated a sour-looks mg old gentleman. After tho train had started, Scrubbs took out bis "You mustn't smoke here,’ at once said tho old gentleman. ‘‘I know that ’ replied Scrubbs. lie then calmly filled his pipe. ‘Did 1 not tell you,’ said the o. g. agaiu, “Lbat you can’t smoke heie? ’ “1 know that,’ gloomily replied Scrubbs taking out his fusee box, Me lit a fusee, but uow tne wrath of the o. g. was dreadful. ‘‘You Bhau'c smoke here, sir!’ shrieked. “I know that,’ added Scrubbs allow¬ ing the fusee to exhaust itself, when ho lit another, and anot her; the stench was awful tho smoko suffocating. The o. g., coughing and struggled for words. “You'd hotter smoke.’said he. ‘T know that,’ replied Scrubbs, plying the blazing fusee to the tant pipe. What is the Bible like. It is like a large beautiful tree which bears sweet fruit for those who are hun¬ gry. and affords shelter and shade for the pilgrims on their way to the king¬ dom of heaven. It i3 like a cabinet of jewels and pre¬ cious stones which are not only to looked at aud admired but used aud worn. It is like a telescopo that brings dis¬ tant objects aud far-off things of the world rery near so that we can see something of thoir beauty and impor¬ tance It is like a treasuro-honse or a store¬ house for all sorts of value and useful things and which are to be had without money and without price. It is like a deep broad calm flowing river tbe banks of which are green and flowery where birds sing and lambs play, and dear little children are loving and happy. There is no place iu the wide world like home. It is the dwelling place of our heart's treasuies, aud first of our lives wo owe to it aud its inmates. To make it pleasant aud attractive should he the aim of every mam DE. TALMAGE ON MONOPOLY. New York Herald. After the congregation in th« Brook¬ lyn Tabernacle, on tbe morning of the i!5th instant, had sung, “My Country, ’tis of Tbue,” Dr. Talmage announced his text from Isaiah lxii., 41—‘‘Thy land shall be 'married.'’ Hu said; 1 pioposs to name some of tho suitors who arc claiming the' hand of this Hopublic. In the first place there is a greedy, all grasping monster who comws in as suit¬ or soekiug the hand of this Kopublic, and that monster is monopoly. His sceptre is made out of tho iron of the rail track and tho iron of telegraphy. He does everything for his own advan¬ tage and for the robbery of the people. Things have gone on from bad to worse, j until in the three Legisla'ures of New ; Y’ork, New Jersy and Pennsylvania for i the thing. most If part monopoly decides law every | monopoly opposes a it is rejected. Monopoly stands in the rail ■road depot putting into bis pockets in one year $200.000,000 in excess of all reasonable charges for service. Muu . | opoly holds in us oue hand the sienna ! power of locomotion, and in the other I electricity of swift communication. Mo- , iRipoly has tho Republican party in oik? | pocket and the Democratic party in the < other pocket. Monopoly decides noun I nations aud elections—city elections, ! State elections, national elections. With ! bribes it takes Hie votes of Istgi Tutors, giving them free passes, givingappolnt ments to needy relatives of Imitative positions employing them as attorneys if they are lawyers, carrying their goods j a large per centago loss it they are merchants, and if it finds incase very stubborn as well as very important, puts dowa before him the hard cash of bribery. A LEGISLATURE BOUGHT GimUGHT. But monopoly is no; easily caught now and captured and arrested as when, during the term of Mr. Buchanan, the Legislative committee in one of our States explored and expised the man tier in which a certain railway company had obtained a donation of public land | It was fouud out that thirteen «f ilie : OLD Senators of them, that State sixty members i«eoiv«d $175,-j of among tho Legislature of that Stale received be-i tween $6,000 and $10,00(3 each, the ■ Governor of that State received $.10 000 | j uis clerk received $5(100, the Lieuten -j ! ant Gotorno received $10 000, all the i j pUft clerks each, of the while Legislature $50,000 received divided $5,- j were ! among the lobby agents. That thing • ! on a larger oi a smaller scale is ad the | ! tune Union, going on in some is of the blundering! States of j the but it not so i as it used to bo, and threfore not so ca- j i sily exposed or at rested. I toll you 1 that the overshadowing curse of the j United States to-day is monopoly. Itj puts its hand on every bushel of wheat, upou every sack of Salt, upon every ton of coal, and every man, woman and child iu tho United States fools the touch of that moneyed dospo ism. I rejoice that in twenty four Status of the Uuion already auti-mouopoly leagues have been established. God spued them in the work of liberation! I wish that this Question might bo tho ques¬ tion ofihe uext Fresidentialieloclion, tor ba'woou this and that limo we can com¬ pel the political parties to recognize it in their platforms. I havo nothing to say against capitalists. A man has a right to make all the money he can make hones:ly. I bavo nothing to say j against corporations as such. With u them no great entetpriso would be; possible; but wnat 1 do say is that tho 1 same principles are to be applied to the i poorest man and the p a m st laborer ! What is wrong for me is wroug for the 1 Vanderbilts aud the Goulds and elsva- ' ted railway companies of New York and Brooklyn. Monopoly iu England j has ground hundreds of thousands of her best people into sami starvation, and iu Ireland hae driven multitudinous talents almost to tuauues*, and in the United States proposes to taka the wealth of fifty or sixty millions of peo¬ ple and put it in a fow silken wallets. Monopoly, brazen faced, iron fingered, vulture hearted monopoly, proposes his hand, offers his hand to this Republic. Let the millions of tho people—North, South, East and West—forbid tho bans of tbat marriage, forbid them at the ballet box, forbid them by great organ inzations, forbid them by the overwhol- J tning sentiment of an outraged nation, I forbid them by tbe protest of tho Chut oh ! of God, forbid them by prayer to high heaven, that Herod shall not havo this Abigail, A fascinating young lady at a party was asked if she ever road Shakes¬ peare? “Uf course I have. 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