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Medics, Blairsville, Ga. C. H. Kytle, Mossy Greek, White Co. Rev. J. C, Bell, Tesenteo Dist., White Co. Guss Lvox, Burton, Rabun County. Ga. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: One copy, one year, - - - $1.00. One copy, six months, ... 50. One copy, three months, - - - 80. ADVERTISING RATES : Advertisements inserted at the rate of .$100 perinch (or less) first insertion, and 50 cents for each subsequent insertion. Advertisements not haviug the number of insertions marked on them, will be published until forbid, and charged accordingly. Contracts made tor three, six, or twelve monthssen liberal term.-. Local Notices 1.0 cents per line. kiU, Every ftem ui.unicatitvn for publication in .the An.Vii.itTiSJjn must bear the name of tlieau j hor, not necessarily for publication, but as gu¬ aranty of good taith. We will not bo responsible for the opinions of correspondents; and no communication, .will be admitted into its col uius, having for its end the defamation of private character, or in any other way scur¬ rilous in its import. Correspondence upon subjects of general importance solicited—though it uius' be brief atud to the point. All communications, business letters, and auo&ey remittances must be addressed to ALEX. QIUJROH. Publisher. ■ - &ma)\ gimtonj. MAGISTRATES’ COURTS. Mount Yonah—SRI Hist.,—Third Fridays Jas. II. Reaves, J. P. G. B, Jarrard N. P. Mossy Creek... 128 Dist.,...Third Saturday... D. M. Davidson, N . P., J. H. Browlow J. P. Nacooehee„.427 Dist.,...First Saturday... James McClure, X. P. J. it. LumsJou, J. P Shoal Creek...8C2 Dist.,...Fourth Saturday— II. C, Hunt, N P., J. W. Blackwell, J. P. Blue Creek...721 Dist.,...Second Saturday... Wm. Black, X. P- G. W. McCollum, J. P. !'Tcsentoe...55S Dist.....Fourth Saturday...E. T. B. Ledford N. 1>-, II. A. Allison J. P. Town Creek...8315 Dist.,,..Third Saturday... J. A.Cantrell. N. P., 11. It. Helton r P. THE MAILS. Cleveland to Gainsville, Daily, except Sun¬ day. Cleveland to Blairevillc, Daily, except Sun¬ day. Cleveland to Dablonoga, Tri-weekly Cleveland to Ilaysvillo Tri-weekly. Cleveland to Belton once a week. Cleveland to Tesnatee. once a week. EDWARD L. STEPHENS, P. M. >3 ftt'tesftmnl toils. W. K. WILLIAMS, ! A TTORNE y a t la w, Cleveland, Georgia. tlan. 10th 1SSI. J. J. KIMSEY, A TTORNEY AT LAW. Cleveland Ga. Office, Basement Masonic Ilall. Jan. 10th 1881. wl’y.ly M. G. BOYD, ^^JFTORNEY and COUNSELOR AT LAAV Dahlonega Georgia. Will pactiee in the Superior Courts of White, Hall, Dawson, Habersham Lumpkin, and the Supreme Court of the State. Jan. 10th 1881. wkPy ly. FRANK L HARALSON. Jk TTORNEY AT LAW, IL Atlanta Georgia. , ill practice in all the Counties ombracing Western an .1 Blue Ridge Circuits. i ia Federal Supremo Courts of the State, All business entrusted to my care will re c ’ .Tanl.OIth re prompt 188 attention. wl’y- ,, ly- T OUR OWN SUCTION —WE LABOR LOR ITS ADVANCEMENT. CLEVELAND, GA., SATURDAY MORNING, SEPT. 17. 1881. Walt ins. Will the slow weeks never go? Haik! the curfew ringeth low; Iuto twilight soft and gray Melts at lust the weary day; Once again the night is hero, Are you thinking of me, deal? All day long my heart has heard Just one softly whispered word; All day long your name has come To me through the busy hum; Everywhere in hall and street You have Lurried with me, sweet. In the faces of the crowd, In the cries that echo loud, All throughout the hurrying throngs, All amid the strife of tongues, Nothing have voile, I heard or seen .Save your your face, my queen Other women come and go, Other voices whisper low. Other eyes grow dim or bright, Shed or veil their changeful light; But 1 stnDd apart, alone; Waiting st^^ur you ,my own. Ah! that waTliug. wauii D i you feel, Darling, as tho slow days steal Silent’ one by one away. How my heart must yearn and pray For the touch of lips and hand? Darling, do you understand? In tbo daily strife and stress I)o you see the toes that press Close and hard within. without? All the dread and all the doubt, All the fears that clasp and cling, All the bitter questioning? Fast, though with no clash of sword. Gather all those phantom hordes; Anu my soul, as falls the night, Shrinks before the dusky crew, Prays ami longs and yeurus for you. Must I always watch nml wait, Exiled, famished, at your gate? Will you not bo brave and come E-.o the pleading lips he dumb! Ere within the weary eyes Hope’s fats; glisuifier fadesanJ dies? Ah! dca . heart, be strong and trunc! See, a kingdom waits lor you! High above all stain or scathe Floats lov.’s banner, shinei love's faith. F*t®*r „ n vou r r'" i "*'i ycrenct , Cdmfe! u>y own! .,,y Vovo! Toy qY;tr,! A RIDE FOR A WIFE. Did you ever ride a mule? I don’t mean a civilized creature accustomed to good society, but a wi,d 9teed of the plains brought up on tbe grass act! rattlesnakes, and accustomed to cavort regardless of the constitution as amend¬ ed, or ihe rights of man. Mules are pretty much alike* the world over, only the Texas mule isa little more so. 1 rode one tbe other day, and I’m go¬ ing to try t-o tell you about it. It won’t bo very well written, because my right arm has been in a sling, and I have more bruises than bones. Y'ou see I lell in love with a girl—deep as a forty foot well—I mean my love, not tbo girl —she isn t deep a bit—aud as my luck would have it, another lbZlew fell about tu| same distance at ti.e strue time. lie's not a bad looking chap, and wears store clothes on week days. He parts his hair in the middle, and oils it up with bergamot and cinnamon, lie has his name printed on pieces of paste¬ board and drops them around promiscu¬ ously for fear people might forget that A. Brown was about. I had to ac¬ knowledge the fact that between this fellow and myself, iu the affections of tbo divine Arminta, it was uip aud tuck, with the dog a little ahead. I put on my best clothes one day and walked over to the gal’s bouse, intend¬ ing to move on her works, and have the little thing settled without further de¬ bate. My rival was there, and seemed to have on bis best clothes. That didn’t amount to much, for I knew ihat at ten o'clock, six hours after my arrival, he'd have to wend his winding way home, for the old lady he boarded with didu’t als low irregular hours. If he got to his frugal couch, or rather the house containing it, he mightskin his | ! he knuckles wouldn’t and kick in after his bootsoff’, but, aud but get that hour, the haymow is not a very pleasant bed¬ room iu flea time. But I was soon res | lieved that of all broke anxiety. the sitting. We bad a diver siou up Araminta is possessed of a little bro¬ ther—l hate girl’s brothers! If they are little they play tricks on you, and if they are big they borrow your money, get drunk, and iusule you with impunity, knowing that you are iu love with the smterand won’t resent an insult. While we were talking in a small way, and looking volumes of love at tbe girl and wrath at each other, we heard a fearful yell in tbe garden patch, and running out. found little brother ou tho ground in active convulsions. He had _ beOD trying to eat llis way through the melon patch. It was a disgU8tiug fail ul . 0) j or eould not have burstod open a ocl gone into the coutents of more than ten or twelve. As.it was, it lookotl a3 if there was fining to be a death in the family, and Araminta screamed a scream and yelled at ns to run for a doctor. Wo both took in the situation at a glance—the man that got tho doctor tirst would get A araminta for life. My rival went out over the fence like a deer, and seized the only horse In the stable* Ho bi idled and saddled the an¬ imal in double-quick time, while I found nothing left me but a mule,, - I seized a blind bridle, and rushing at the animal, felt something whiz over my head that I am sure was a pair of heels. The* narrowly escaped my skull hut carried off my hat. Nothing daunted, I seized the crea¬ ture by the ear, put on tbo bridle, tin I fastened tho chain by which be was haltered and led him from tho stable. He went out willingly, so much so, iu deed, that 1 had some difficulty in keep¬ ing up, and had not the creature stop¬ ped outside to give vent in a prolonged bray, I could not have mounted. As it was, before bo got through with hie musical entertainment I was on his back. The beast seemed somewhat aston¬ ished at this performance, and stood turning it over ia bis mind $r a minute, while I dug my heels vigorously iuto his sides. Ho seetuei suddenly to come to the conclusion that a change of ad¬ ministration would Ire an excel lent thing, and to this end began going up and down like a saw gate. I really thought ! have pitched over but that, io the midst j of this pleasing exercise Muley caught | sight of tbe horse disappearing at a hard gallop in the distance. Ho seem¬ ed animated by tbo laudable ambition of overtaking the horse, and started so. i suddenly that he came very near leaving me behind I worked my way forward untill I could get hold of the halter chan, and pulliug this riggiug ‘•gilt, got a pretty secure hold. * How that beast did run7 He not only gained on the horse toy leh an extent Athat Araminta aught bdt'Lx&G*his 1 fe offered two to due anti no Wkera, superabundance of bottom by throwing in at intervals, the liveliest kicks that ever omanated from a mule. About a uiilo out we closed in on the cob. aud as we passed Muley favored him with a salute that was mostdiaool | ically the foul, for planting of honest his two Buceph- heels ; upon quarter the j | alus, 1 beard rival a and yell, horse and glancing down around in saw my go a | most promiscuous manner My steed ; of tbe desert keptstraigbt on. We had a ride of eight miles before us; and 1 felt satisfied that in that distance, tit' j i the rate wo were travelling, Muley would have a good deal of demon taken I out of him 1 became aware of auoth ■ er fact, and that was that my best pants ; were giving way. About five 111 lies out wo s’ruck a | i through. water melon 1 patch could and bear went tho straight melons bursting under me like bombs, aud when we emerged from the farther side speci¬ mens of this fruit were strung on tho mule's legs liko beads A mile beyond tins I saw out- excel¬ lent minister of the gospel wending his solemn way across the praries with a wagon full of infant Jacobs, and I saw that unless he whipped his horse into a j most extraordinary ruu, we would be into him almost iustauter. I pulled hard on the near roio with one hand, while I steadied myself with the chain with the other, but with no more effect than imuo if n i I had unu taken .oueo a «, pull on Pike’s « Peak. We struck the parson's family about amidships, and went through I never saw infant Christianity so scat¬ tered as ou 1 bat occasion. I left the parson gathering up bis family, and continued uutil I struck the doctoV’s fence, and went flying into bis front door with tbe bull dog close at my tattered rear. 1 knocked ovor tbe cra¬ dle aud upset tbo supper table. Tbo doctor came to my rescue with a kick in the ribs of bis dog that sent him with a howl aud a mouthful of pauta loous into the yard. I then told the doctor in odo breath—all I had left— that Araminta’e little devil of a brother was dying of too much watermelon patch, and wanted a doctor with squills. We returned iu about tbe same style The doctor haviug a younger horse tbau my rival had been favored with, kept the lead, his pill bags happing in tho air, while his coat tails made a straight liue behind. If his horse flagged, tho mule stait?d him up again with a vigorous into ou the rump that seemed to infuse Dew vigor iuto that medicated auitual. Wo passed my rival sifiug on the roadside nursing bis off leg as if it hurt him. He Dever came back, acknowlaging his A 1 l defeat in tho mnsr, gout lorn inly mano -r. The doctor soon put Araiuinta’s little brother in a perpendicular p.isitioo, and that night at t'teo bedside ot the little sufferer, keeping well to tho front, 1 proposed, was accepted, and the happy dav was fixed. I rode into Araminta s affections mule. ‘ on a A Curious Freak of Nature. 1 Post- *. ttl. j |V[K Makltox, N. J,. September 4 .—Some time ago a farmer’s son in this viointy caught a young watersnake and conceiv¬ ed tbo idea ot forming a sort of happy family by placeing the reptile and a newly-batched chicken in company with j a view to ascertaining whether or not j they would iive contentedly together. ! Strange to say they soou became insep¬ | arable and attracted the attention rtf all the neighborhood. The most curious feature of the case was to follow, how¬ ever. The snake grow and tho chicken grew and in tune tbo latter laid bet eggs and began to hatch. Before many days elapsed the chicken was observed sitting on three eggs and the snake near by was curled around one. The sight of a sna e constantly encirling a bens egg was so rare a sight that tbo result was awaited with great interest. Final¬ ly tbo eggs were hatched. The egg* on which tho liens it produ'c ted regular chickens but from the tgg over which tho reptile kept watch came an exceedingly curious freak of nature, it "j“ 3. “xLN'3 is sunken into the neck somewhat and is stuck out something after the fashion of a turtle’s head. The creature has a forked tongue like any snake aud issues forth a rumbling sound. Tbo pbeno menon is confined in a coop along with tbe bon aud tbo snake and the hen neg¬ lects her regular brood for tbo snake ami tbe snake rooster. 1 ho latter has to be caged as it is very savage aud has already killed some eight or ten chick¬ ens. People who bujfe heard of tup creature come from all parts of the tgdqok aX it, and the young own ter has ait idea tnS-L ma> ,w akjoal^tor tune for him should a sEowi to see it. “Rewind Me of the King.’ La Fontaine chaplain of the Prussian army once preached a very earnest and eloquent sermon on the sin and folly of yielding to a hasty temper. The next day he was accosted by a major of the regiment with tbe words. ‘■Well, sir! 1 think ymj made use of tbe prerogatives of your office to give me some very-sharp hits yesterday.’ “1 certiainiy 1 ev r thought of you j while I. was preparing the sermon)/ i was tbo answer,’•line 1 not no inten lian of being either person il or sharp.’ ••Well it is of no use,' said the major “I have a bastv temper ami 1 cannot control it. !t ia impossible.’ Aud still ailli-rmg to this opinion, after some further eetnersation went his way. The next Sabbath La Foutain preach \ ed upon S“lf deception and the make. vain j excuses which men are wont to ••Why,’ said he “a man will declare ’ that it is impossible let him to control bis temper, when he very well knows that were the provocation to n tppnu m | the presence of his sovereign he not | only could b it would control himself entirely. Aud yet he dares to sav that the continual presence of King of kings j and Lord of lords imposes upon him neither restrain or fear! Tbe next day bis friend tho m it j ir. again accosted biiu. "You were rtgut yesterday, chaplain,’ hesaid humbly. **H .'matter, wneuovm you see me in danger of talliug remind mo of tbo King. Billions of mate lies. Europe continental and inaul.tr, con¬ sumes two millions ol matches daily. Assuming that each several act of igni¬ tion occupies the brief period in one se¬ cond—aud we have reason to believe it is rarely performed in a shorter time—it will bo obvious to every ready reckouer that five hundred and fifty five thousand hours of each successive day tiro snout by tbe inhabitants of Europe in striking I matches. There is food for much spec ! I ulation m the fact ttiat Europeans dis pose of nearly sixty-four years per day in scraping tiny sticks, tipped w ith some inflammable composition. It ia also in¬ teresting to leatu that four hundred ihous-iutl cubic yards of timber and four hundred and twenty thousand pounds weight of phosphorus are in annual re • quest for tbe manufacture of the seveu hundred and thuty thousand millions of matches used up by Europe in a pear. t, When a girl on; We- hi looks sui ;i. ised, an i s. ‘Hoo e you/' to which tne i«v ai re;i a . ,’ll u ; i give me pleasure to show you.’aUd pro¬ ceeds to give a tlup.ica:e. •With neatness,’ne remarked, as b shot down hill on a pub sled, ■ t jj patch ’ he groaned tin next day, pom; mg to a fifteen cent sin; f cairn u-tt his nasal appendage a ,d c : .v-.nu fotebead. ’Y es,’sai 1 the witness,- q remo; Le¬ the peleud,m's m .. r crying u me occasion referred ie Sim was woi-pin" with her left iye—the only ot.e she has the tears were running down ; r right cheek.' What! exclaimed o Judge,'how eoulu that Ue f' Tbeaso your honor ’ said tho witness, ‘she u awfully cross <*yed.’ Home Journal; Coins in which bulei liavo been punched will no longer b. taken or given out b. the batiks. T. > Government, lias fixed the following value upon such coins: Dollars, Go cents; half dollars. Bo cents; quarters, 15 cents; dimes, i cents. Busiuess men will govern themselves according. Lhileiib-v U. S. ,t R. 1\ LACEY, No. (101 F. St. N. \\\, W AS 11IXGTU N, I), 0 .proprietor!* nfttie \SC! - LNJ lilt’ KLCGRD. 1 welvo ^eurs experi¬ ence as Solicitors of Patents. Wo pro, ore Patents ot< Inventions, etc,, aud pratiou Latent Law in all its tranches in Hie .•‘oteut Oflieo anti the U. S. Courts. Our Handbook on Pa¬ tents, with full directions and advice, seat 1 ‘ roe. Also sample enmpies of the - oiknti r m: Rneoitn, -J10 cheapest useful and family jour nal punitshed; only 25 Cents a year. PENSIONS. All Soldiers disabled by sickness or injurie; while in the acuiv, arc entitled to bensnnv also, the heirs ot those esc id iers who died tro «i con sequences ot service. Send stamps for in 11 instruetiiiiis iu Pensions uud all lundrof laims. . Pouslin iT mid iu M. jSlTIvS A CO-, Bounty -u^q-Adi A/ttoro*-' s, ,■ c * vgtdw. j . - -......, THE BEST OF ALL mm liii If 3 Edl id dm ii Oi POE MAM AMD ERAST. I ™. d! For moro than a third of a contnry ttw Mexican Mustang Liniment, has beer *'1 known to millions nil over the \v old as -m* ft 1 ins only safe reliance for the m.Hiieiiu-!»? relief ofgE :l tuscMcnte and pain. K is a above Mod. price 1 every and praise— iorm of the external best, of pain it;, jjjjt ’ - ui- ’ the L Mustang Liniment is ithoutnn equal. ' v. tlie It pcnetralni hone— ilc-li making anil tho muscle oontimi- t<>[ |j very ot' pain mid inti.nmnatlon j! jiinee nib iinpos Jo. Iin olTect m upon Hunum i/!<v h u»'d *** !i'u itlu* Unite emit ion are tapiully wonder- 1. The Mexican g;every iifj' Liniment is in cited by som ‘body in & S house. Every day brk.jy.s news oi J * KjjfJic subdued* ugouy ot of rheuiiiii an mvltd ic utitld murtyu oi Imm 1 so* n - stored, or :t vnluabU* hoi ur ox waved by tho lieulinij power oi’llihi JUie which speedily euros such ailments oi l HUMAN Fl.Ek.lt oh Itli e u 111a tts ni. dwellings, fttiflj Joints, Contracted Muse-Je.-, Burns; and' uml Scalds, Cuts, Bruises Sprains, Poisonous Bites and I Stints, Ntill'nrss, l.anicness, Old Sores, IT leers. Frostbit cs, Clillbtutns. Sore Nipples. Caked Breast, and Indeed every form of cxteriuil dis¬ ease. It heals without scars. For the lJuoTE Gueation it cures .Sprains, Swiniiy, Stiff Joints, Founder, Harness Mores, Hoof IHs ea.es, Foot Itot, Screw Worm, Scab, Hollow Horn, Scratches, Wind¬ falls, Spavin, Thrush, Blue hour, Old Sores, Poll Evil, Filin upon the Sight and every other ailment to whieh the occupants of the Stable and Stock Yard are liable. always The Meilraii anil Mustang disapiiouits; Liniment| cures never and H is, positively, THE BEST OF ALL LINIMENTS FOE MAN 0E BEAST. n^ril loth, 1881.