Weekly telegraph and messenger. (Macon, Ga.) 188?-1885, December 19, 1884, Image 1
Weekly Telegraph and Messenger.
ESTABLISH^ 1826
MACON, FRIDA' . DECEMBER 19, 1884.
VOLUME LIX NO >>
OPENING ceremonies
the cheat cotton exposition
O’ THE AT NFW ORLEANS.
...OHIWIICUHI an Awkwa.p
»« Waanlng«on~Con«ratu-.
r later, Tele*rnma“Naw ° r ‘
laan. Decorated, Etc.
Louratc to the a«oc.ated fee..]
December 16.-The Invitation*
secretary of State In the name of
* 8tb ’ i lent for tbe ceremoalea in Waahlng-
41 'T eCJi tW “-0 openlcg of the World'.
« see once., earned1.ho boor
m „ the time tehee tho formal ox
,he KxeouttTO M.0.I00 would bo-
•fLore h®" Ms * ,t T°°° *
^ ,,l flfty or two hundred
talriedKue.ts,comprising eomo of the bet
I^ ie.1 Washington aed includles .
fXrot ladlea, ...embled In tho op.
!£!..Put Room” Of the Presidential retd
rr.. w here Pc corcmoniee were to te»e
No M teiept bad been made todecorate
CLm, and It appeared precisely aa usual,
“that on the eaatem aide, near the cen-
window, stood a small mahogany table,
hiring .telegraph Instrument, and that he-
So easel was a large picture of tho New
o,vans Erpotion building, and ground.,
heautlfuUy framed with fre.h roaobada and
Inatloor, Interwoven with amilax and
r2a..i,air ferns. The frame waa .nr-
bunted by a #or.l acroll composed
«.lolT of white carnation., upon whlcn the
Sards‘‘To the President” appeared In red
Ini bine Immortelles. Thlf token wasi pre
sented by the board of management of the
«sr.be distinguished persons who
‘ “A,, k and forth through the East
Smlultlne »nd listening to the music ol
SeXirina Band and waiting for the begin-
„e the ceremonies, were most of the
.Catena the diplomatic corps and of Pres!
Sint AiSnr's cabinet, with their wives. the
President ol the Senate, the Speaker of the
Untile w. W. Corcoran, George Banerolt, the
rainent historlrn, lawronce Barrett, Oen.
wn\m Minister Foster, with lira. Foster
tnd dSchter. Major Smith, of Phlladcl
S!a. lEnbal ilcMichael. lira. Chief
fusSce Waite. Mrs. Justice FleM and
bast others. There were also present special
committees from the House and Senate, rep-
reientinc the siates and Territorlea of the
United Stair*, and several Stateajepreaented
k At° the telegraph Instrument table sat Mr.
Marean. manager of the Western Union office,
who bad arranged the wires for the occasion
and who was to manage the telegraphic part
of the ceremonies.
It was expected that the signal from New
Orleans announcing that all waa in reading
would b; given prommljr at I o’clock. Washing
ton time or noon by the Central meridian time
tiled in New Orleans, and a few momenta be
ta e that hour nearly *H thoce present group. <1
around the little Utile, leaving an open pa»-
sasewar by which the President could ap
proach from the main corridor. Everybody
stood thus in an attitude of expectancy for
fully half an hqur, while the Marino lit
play* d national airs and the
instrument uble questioned t
operator as to the situation. ■■■■■■■
McMlchael, who acted as master of ceremo
nies. announced that tho steamboat, with th*-
‘manager* of the exposition on board, had no:
yet reached the exposition grounds in New
Orleans, and that even after iu arrival there
would necessarily be a further delay
of ten of fifteen minutes. The
invited guests. who had been
standing so long In uncomfortable attitude*,
thereupon sought scats around the aides of the
room, and there was a renewed buu of conver
sation. About 2:15 the operator at the exposi
tion building In New Orleans announced th*
arrival thereof the official' and hoard of man
agement. and a notice to that effect waa glreu
to President Arthur. A moment later the lat
ter. preceded by Marshal McMlchael and ac
companied ty Vico President Edmonds and
Cemmissioner Morehcad. entered the Eaat
room, followed t»y Speaker Carlisle, with Sec
retary Frelinghuyaen, Secretaries Mc’ullocti
Lincoln. Chandler and Attorney-Genenl
Brewster, members of the diplomat In
and other distinguished gue-ts.
President »*t toned himself In
of the telegraph Instrument,
with his back to the table, with Speaker Car
lisle. Mr Bancroft and Secretary Frellnghuy-
sen on bis right, and Vice President Edmund*.
Comml»»lon*T M re head, Senator Logan and
the members of the cabinet at his left. Mo
ment after moment passed after the President
had taken hla position without brineing any
aanonneement from New Orleans that the
ra were ready t-s proceed with the ex-
. and the situation finally seemed lo be
come a little embarrassing to all concerned,
and especially to the President. As the min
ntw. however, toughened to quarter hour*
*“ 4 the I’residsnt and bis cabinst continue*!
stand In solemn state before the
rament table, without occupation
immediate prospect of oocnpatlon.
emUrraiimcn: gave wav to a sense of |he
rldku'ou*. and tbs President laughed heartily
M the half-whispered comments and humor
ous explanatlans of the strange delay which
were made to him from time to time by Sec-
retarv Frelirghuyien, Vice-President Ed-
mundi BD d other gentlemen who stood near
Finally, when amusement was fast
living place in Its turn to exasperation, at
{east in the breasts of tho mod weary auJ
Jwn*i7 of the spectators, and when very dla-
QfttfDg remark * were beginning to be made
wun regard to the management or mlaman-
aserif-nt which «tunpellnl the President of
tbtlnited Stale* and hla cabinet, the entire
diplomatic corps and eoramltteea from both
®«*ws of Congress ao await standing for more
than an hour the movement of the managers
Mi® following address to the
teiden was received and read aloud by
Commissioner More head:
Tv/iHf* i’fcVStDSXT OF Til URITKD STATE*:
u the consummation of
“ ” , . l# jpvi*e Inaugurated In conformity to • n
act of c on area* pasted leas than two ye-rs
}•?•‘“d nuthorixlnf tho holding of a world’s
1 . a . ndcoW<m coEtennlal exposition
:^ e .L lh 5J°. ,nt *«»P*ces of the United eune*
wd the National Cotton Planters' Association
JPdtbe dty of its .ocatloa. New Orleans was
SStoLt -,ha Uiu> tor tW * world’s expo-
•mou, aud In June. UBS, thirteen commlsaiou-
a board oimansgement, were
SSrt; 1 " ** »• Freeidentoftbe United S’afes
ffS •*, °!! ce « n t«v®d upon the discharge of
tn e#rt F however, it
manifest that the liberality of Indi-
vMna , of the city and the Stale would be in-
Mrjuate to moot the requirements of the
f. T * r iDcreaalng magnitude of the nndertak-
? ohulning that „nirom ».>in-
XfMr .M. 1 M materially contributed to
iv i""J , ’ ll * bB, ““ o( ptKP“ao cvnteui-
EjS*- /vora tha ooaami nmnent It waa de-
wjlepj that nothin, .honid mva a ' ‘
«™>‘ »<»*•
operator at the
of committees from each house of Congress
and of the members of my cabinet, I again,
aud in their name congratulate the promoters
of tho exposition upon t*»c auspicious lnau-
K r tlon of an euterprl*e which promi*cs such
r-reachlug results. With my best wishes for
the fulfillment of all Its great purposes, I now
declare that the World’s Industrial and Cotton
CcutennUl Exposition is open.
"CUEifTKB A. ARTHL'X."
At the conclusion of the President's address,
which was received with applause, Kenator
Lovan rend the following address from the
joint committee representing the houses of
Congress:
“ine coneress of the United States tenders
to the World’s Industrial and Cotton Centen
nial Exposition hearty congratulations upon
its successful inauguration, with the earnest
wish that it may perfectly realise its great
purposes: of binding together more closely the
people and States of the Union; of bringing
Into clone fellowship the pe pies of the
world, and more especially those of
the Western hemisphere, and of inaugurating
a new era of commercial and industrial pros
perity. The triumphs of peace are g nuder
and more enduring than those of war. Amidst
the gathered trophies of civilisation may the
spirit of peace aud of friendly rlva ry In those
arts that extit and ennoblo the human ra> e
pervade all hesrtssnd exercise over the policy
or out Inns the beneficent influences of (com
munity aud brotherhood.
“On part of oeuate: The President of Sen
ate, Hon. George F. Edmunds, and Messrs.
Logan. Dawes, Cameron of Wisconsin, Cam
eron of Pennsylvania, Harrison, Miller of Cal
ifornia. fUddtoberger, Pendlctou, Butler, Vest,
Jonas, 81ater and Walker.
“On the part of the House of Representa
tives: The Speaker, lion. G. 8. Carlisle, and
Messrs. 0*tet of Alabama. Rodgers of
Arkansas, Henley of California, Bel ford of
Colorado, Seymour of Connecticut, Lore of
Delaware. Davidson, of Florida. Hardeman of
Georgia, Hill of Illinois, Matson of Indiana,
Henderson of Iowa. Perkins of Kansas Han-
sell of Kentucky, Ellis of Louisiana, Dlogley
of Maine. Covlnstnn of Maryland. Lyman of
Massschusetts, Wtnans of Michig-n. Shaw of
Minnesota. Van Eaton of Missis ippl O'Neil
of Missouri, Green of North Carolina, Ltird of
Nebraska, Cassidy of Nevada, Ray of New
Hampshire, Bean of New Jersey, Adams of
New York, Pa ge of Ohio, George of Oregon,
Bingham of Pennsylvania. Chaco of Rhode
Island, Hemphill of South Carolina Caldwell
of Tenoessee, Throckmorton of Texas. Poland
of Vermont O’t’erral) of Virginia. Gib-on of
West Virginia, Rankin of Wisconsin, Oury of
Arizona, Raymond of Dakota, Singiser of
Idabo, Ma lnnls of Montana, Mantansres of
New Mexico calne of Utah, Brent of Wash
ington Territory, snd Post of Wyoming.”
The president and dlrector-generd of the
exposition replied as follows:
•'To the President axd Congress or the
Unitko.state*: The board of managementand
officers of the World's Exposition tender grate
ful acknowledgments to the President, his
cabinet and Congress, and through them tho
world, for the maulfestations of confidence
and cordial support extended them In the
discharge of the duty imposed upo< them by
the country, and reuew the assurance that no
effort shall b* spared to make the exhibition
an honor to the nation and a bent fit to man-
|ktnd<
[91gnedJ “E. Ruhardsom, President,
“E. A. Burke,
Director-General.”
At the conclusion of President Arthur's ad
dress many of the invited guests, who had
been standing almost continuously and with
out lunch for three hours, went to their homes
an < when at ten minutes past 3. the President
touched the telegraphic key which started the
machinery in the exposition building
at New Orleans, there were not more thau
fifty or sixty spectators In the East room. They
applauded vigorously, however, when the an
nouncement was made that the Presidential
touch had been effective, and that the rna
chlncry was moving.
rommisaioner-General Morehcad received a
large number of letters and telegrams from
governors of states and mayors «>f cities who
were unable to be present here to-day but
who scut their congratulations aud regrets.
Th* CeramonUa In N»w Orleans.
Nr.w Orleans, December Id.-The day of
the Inauguration ceremonies of the World's
Exposition opened bright snd cheerful, and
thousands of people made preparation* early
In the morning to wltdess tho long expected
evout. Every public and private building
along the principal streets was decorated w ith
more or less elaborateness. Along the street
car routes visitors from Northern climates
were aatonlsbel to find hundreds of orange
trees bending beneath their ripe ft ult, and to
see the bloom of roses and tho rich verdure of
kitchen and flower gardens. Many
steamers bore to the Exposition grounds
full complements of passengers. At 11 o'clock
Gov. Me Rue y. of Louisians, aud M*J°r-Gen-
end Glynn, commanding the State militia,
and members of their staffs, In full uniform,
the mayor of New Orleans, members of the
State Legislature, lorelrn consuls and several
hundred guests assembled at tbe 8L Charles
Hotel, whence they were to proceed to the ex
position grounds. A procession was formed
consisting of a battalion of the Washington
Artillery, frow charleston, the Continental
Guards, a fine body of men, all of a hill height
of six feet, in the garb of a century ego, and
led by Capt. Brown and tbe C:csccnt Rifles,
under Capt. Panney. .These acted as an
ecort to the distinguished persons
who were to take part in tbe opening ceremo
nies. Among those In carriages were Gov.
B smllton and staff of HlInols.Gov. Knott ol
entucky, Mr. Goldsworthy of nrltish Hon
duras and Rev. Dr. Talmage of Brooklyn.
There was also a long column on foot in regu
lar order of procession, and h ad*d by the
celebrated Mexican band Tbe jnr—'
today \
■Met, aMaSnSETrS, on nul™la
»r,n .i r , r ? 0a ,'^ 01 U ‘«" '
S^^^wSt tew the 1 MW of inatruc-
to *>«Tow* mortal power to
£ 5 h* i JU ) ctJUi ®'F D <* M>® benefit to
“•derived from this exposition wlU be the
Irltndl/inUccnan. of oar
lkoM »■ oGnr caantrln, Ihe
awlopmeat of common lnt,mU tad the
c.Ubll.hment of t
EL ®»® country, it »UI _ I
■MEemo", | 0t Dn lt r of
issssssss
rasasar “ u,aeJ we * pp ^ to '
• konci.oKjciunwKur.ftMU.at" .
teS??* r«d ln n elcnr na
yulKmiirK*". ^ tirrmiT ,
Sis
s river at
— --- " l«u,s, tiut wo uatc
been ready for thirty days. The table has
been spread, Ute feast was ready and If all
who were Invited are not here to-day it Is not
tne fault of tho management, whose doors
have been opened fbr thirty days past. 1
**7 I®. behalf of the thousands
^ - bltori who are not yet In position that
the delay is due to causes beyond their con-
trol: but 1 say to the public, who are cutitled
to {hjf explanation, there Is not today in the
buildings under our control one hundred fe-1
pace allotted or unappropriated which will
bo occupied lu the next ten or fift^n
"Now, Mr. Pres'dcnt. we have discharged
our trust I, in tue name of the workers aud
Ki y £*^! a ' e ** tender and place In your hands
the buildings and grounds which have been
prepared (or this exposition ” fLoud ar.d
long continued applause.!
After the Mexicau banu had rende r e1 *ome
selections, concluding with their national airs,
tbe audiencH meantime standing until the
music ceased, President Rlcturdson, of the ex
position association, was Introduced and deliv
ered the address as given in the report of tho
ceremonies st Wishlnuton. Colonel Gus A.
Breaux read President Arthur's address as
received by telegrauh. When be concluded
the sentence deolarlug tho World's Exposition
now open, the President closed the electric
current and the machinery was put in motiou
at the same moment. A large portrait of tho
President was placed in position in the ceutro
of the platform and waa greeted with great
applause.
Mayor Goullettespoke briefly, as follows:
P."It devolves on me as mayor, at the request
of the management of the great exposition,
to welcome those of you who are strangers to
this city. We greet you and welcome you t*
our guests. I do not feel competent cutirely
to express my feelings on this occasion. The
sea of grandeur whlcn surrounds us hasti-
most overcome me I will say, however, that
the population of New Orleans will endeavor
to make your visit as pleasant as possible. We
wish that you may feel at home lu our city,
and with you to leave us with a good opinion
of our people. It will not be the fault of my
efforts if yon do not. Again, I welcomo you
to the Exposition.”
Gov McEuery delivered quite a lengthy ad
dress, lu which he reviewed tbe history of the
organization of the exposition snd set forth
tue advantages to accrue to the Bute and the
people of the whole country from this grand
enterprise.
A poem in honor of tho exposition by Mrs.
Townsend (knoirn as “Xtuffa”) was read by
Page M. Baker.
Among the representatives of foreign gov-
rnments present on the platform wer* Vis-
comte deAbso, consul of France: J. F. de
Zamacona, consul of Mexico; II.de Grenier
de Fondblanque, consul of Great Britain; J.
krutxchm tL Germany; Baron Von Meysen-
berg, Austria-Hungary: Asturlo BelJazauo y
Topcte, Spain, and Yedro 8olio, Portugal.
CLEVELAND'S CABINET.
Bayard Said to Have Selected the Trtaa-
ury Portfolio for Himself.
TKLXORArUBD TO THS ASSOCIATED PEERS. ]
Albany, N. Y., December 15.—Lieutenant
Governor Campbell, Judge James A. Lindley.
Hon. John 0. Prather, a member of the Demo
cratic national committee, John I. Martin, one
of tbd Cleveland electors, and JohnG. Priest,
of tae national advisory committee, all of
Missouri, called on the Governor th la aft sr-
noou. They came to suggest tbe name of
James O. Broadhead, of St. Louis, for A’Umey
General of the 1'nlted State*. The party after
ward made a tour of the capitol.
Wren Senator Thomas F. Bayard came to
Albany and j>ald his respect* to President-
* FOUNTAIN RA D
A Skirmish Between Deputy Marshals
and Moonshiners, In Which Two
of the Latter are Kdleu—
Other# Wounded.
[special telegram.]
Gainekyille, Ga., December 17.—Last uigbt
at 12 o'clock a terrible tragedy oocurred twelve
miles northwest of G inesvllle. Revenue offi
cers Gaston, Van Estes and others started
after moonshiners, leaving tbqlr horses with
Miner Estes. They proceeded to search for a
distillery. The moonshiners came up to the
horses, attacked Miner Estes, cut up the har
ness aud took Gaston's horse. Miner Estes
came home walking. Aid was sum
moned, and about d*rk three men
left Gainesville to assist. At midnight the
officers came upon the moonshiners, when
they began firing. Theofficeri returned tho
fire, when the fight became general. Prater
and Grant, moonshtaer*. were killed outright
No officers were seriously hurt. John Martin
was struck on the head with a gun. Gaston’s
horse was badly shot. The balance of the men
escaped. A jury hat been summoned to bold
an inquest this evening.
ANOTHER ACCOUNT.
Atlanta, December 17.—In a remote part of
Hall county, at m’dutght latt night a desper
ate fight occurred between deputy marshal*
aud two moonshiners, Anderson Grant au*l
a man n«med Prater, both moonshiners being
killed A raiding party consisting of firemen,
beaded by Deputy Marshal Gaston, were
making for Grant's Illicit distillery, but were
Intercepted by the moonshiners, wbotelzcd
the teams the raiders had left by tbe road.
Hhots were exchang'd and a fusilade was
kept up for several hours. The
revenue men were reinforced by people from
Gainesville. Shots were fired at random. The
firing resulted In the kill! g of the moonshin
ers. Two members of the marshal’s party
were badly beaten and another had his bat
shot through, while a fourth had his mule
shot from under him.
. — ri— . _ .
elect Cleveland, it is understood
left for homo with .the assurance
tiat ho could make choice of
any position in tbe cabinet, and bo would
receive the appointment. It Is *a!d on good
authority that, after having duly deliberated
over tbe matter, the Delaware Senator sent a
noto to the Governor, which was received
yesterday, Indicating his preference for the
portfolio of Secretary of tbe Treasury Depart
ment. It is rumored that he will accordingly
be appointed to that position.
Tragedy In a Penitentiary.
Jkfker*os City, Mo..December II.-shortly
after midnight, at the Insane hospital In the
State penitentiary, John Mason a convict,
who had be* n considered harmlessly insane,
arose, and securing a heavy iron poker, went
into tho adjoining room, where four fellow-
nstlcnts were sleeping. Approaching them
It one, Charles Si *
Signor, three terrible
he dealt
b ow* over the head, brt ski g bis skull,
then struck Louis Hoelscher nve time*, mnl
lng a fracture of the skull five inches long,
aud passing quickly to the ad
joining ward, attacked Andrew Allison,
colon*!, who waa also asleep, cutting him In
the bead and face, and severir
the head. At ibis Juncture an ■
named Jackson, being aroused stole up gu etl*
on Mason from behind, and grappled with
lt»- order of proccssi
celebrated Mexican M
ik**sod through crowded itrect* lo
the head of Canal - ‘
Fled A. Blanks
official*, guests and their escort to th* grounds.
At 12:30 p. m. the steamer started np the river.
The French man-of-war Bounrette, in mid
stream. saluted tbe steamer on her approach
and then hoisting her anchor steamed up the
river in hermpany. Aatbeboetaapproeched
the wnarf which had been built at the expost-
•i«w vmunds. the Washington Artillery began
firing a salute of luo guns, t he gurvia iauurd I
and forming in line proceeded to the spacious
building, where the fnaucaratlou ceremonies
were carried out in accordance with the pro
iranne.
Tin tlmni.nl ibilr, had b.in placed Id tb<
ballond callerlca. Thcie -cre aoon Ailed,
every available ••jindtn* pl.ee In tbe .(alee
■a occupied, end thmiaanda Ra hired on
either aide of the ball from trhtcba view of
the platform could be obtained. Jlnalc Ha l,
where tha ceremonlta t* ok place, weaeUbot;
ately decorated with Aaev of all ualiona and
the ooata of arnta of all ute Hiatt a.
The Rev. Dr. Talmaae, at 1 o'clock, ad
vanced to tbe front of tbe atlRe and made tbe
openlnf prayer. He invoked a divine bleiaint
on the or cert, director, aud manufert of the
expoaltlon. ‘‘Hay Ihla day," be laid, ‘‘mark
tbe betintdnR of a new dlspeoratlon of proa-
perlty and brotherhood.. May Utera route
I from tbe InHuencM of thl, eipoeltioo, from
Itbeae field, of toduatry, Innuencea which ahall
live tha people more completely prnarad and
Mier food, more comfortable iheltcr and
imore UtorooRb educational advantacea. klay
U raan'.t In apreadlne out tha colden aall of our
paialyatd ebfpptnf, In Martin, tbe plow and
open Inc tha aoova of itorehooeea; end may
there come to thla whole land locreaaed pro#-
■ rlty from thla Catherine tocether from day
■day and month to month of the people! of
all state* and coontriet. We pray that peat
- " of lecllonal diaeord may vanlah
North, Sooth, Eaat and WeaL
hat they become four paru
g re at national harmony. Ms?
it to be a unnlficsUon of North anil Sootn
America.”
Dr Talmage then proceeded to invoke the
blemlng of God on the manufacturing. Indus
trial. educational and reformatory institu
tions of tbe world.
Ceorce’s military band, of Cincinnati, then
gave th# grand ''Exposition March.”
Director-General Burke, when the great ap
plans# which greeted him had subsided, ssid-
“Mr. Frrsihent: Standing, as Ido,under
the flag* of all nations, looking Into the faces
of people from every dime, surrounded by
evidencss of Industry gathered from every
quarter of the earth, within sight of the mag
nificent gathering of the resources of my
country, with the duty devolving
moo me of surrendering into
tae bands of the manacemant
an hoeount of the stewardship of those In
Whom the trust has been reposed of preparing
forth to great national aryl international fes
tival. 1 have no words of apoL«y or regret to
express. X have only profound gratification,
profound aatisiastloo. that the countries of the
World, those representing the industries of the
world aid those representing the government
of my country and the States and Territories
of tho Union, Rave all vied with each other
In contributing lo the success of this festival,
and have worked In the cause with such a de-
■mol unanimity aud spontaneity, as the
I has nc-er before seen. In great under-1
-iwhether lu war or :u pear*, th. re
■_■■■■* Iv many dlfflrultl. t
but I mu»t *ay in thl*
world and
ing an artery in
epileptic negro,
istole upon etlv
UU JNHNfll IIVUI UVUI11U, MIU grspplcil with
him. Tbe attention of tbe gnard* was, by tbl«
time, attracted, and running In,the murderous
convict waa overpowered and disarmed by
ibem. Signor and Hoelscher are stul alive,
but cannot recover. Alllaon's Injuries are not
fatal. All the victims are convicts, confined
In the department for the ha unless insane.
Mason Is 45 years old, a Frenchman by birth.
He waa sent to the penitentiary from SL Lonls
in September, 18B2, for fourteen} ears for high
way robbery.
The Old Liberty Bell.
Philadelphia, Pa.. December 17.—At
meeting of tbe common council this evening
tbe question of sending the old liberty bell to
New Orleans wes again brought up. Those lu
favor of st riding the o’d bell South took the
brood ground that, as the people of New Or
leans desired it, both tbe North and South
would profit by such a fraternal act of courtesy,
while those opposed to letting it leave the city
• rguedthatlt might be broken or lost, and
that It waa a sacred trust to the city from the
signers of the declaration of Independence
and ought not to be taken away from Phila
delphia.
Finally resolutions* were offered Instructing
the committee on markets and city property
to lake down the bell, and directing the joint
A Rush Down n Mountain Side.
urn vsr. Cut*, XJwG saber 15.—Late Saturday
night, while a. freight train on the Denver
and Klo Grande railroad was eom.ng down
the side of the mountain near Marshall Poos,
tbe sir-breakers failed. After two miles had
been run and gaining a speed of flfty miles an
hour, the engine Jumped the track, followed
by twenty can, and all art a eomplete w
The engineer aud fireman jumped and i
their Uvta, but are badly braised. The
brakeman was buried under the wreck. The
rear car was detached and stopped.
PrmBuno, Dec. 15 —A freight train o
Pittsburg and Western railroad ran into a
landslide near Ueyer’* station thirteen miles
from this city, this morning, wrecking the
1‘Uglne snd seven cart. The englnrcr. Daniel
Costello, was killed Instantly and the fire man,
John Tote raj, was injured fatally.
Chicago. December lo.-Keai McGoehn.l
from the Hocking Valley, is here, soliciting I
aid among the working people for the strik
ing miners. Among othe-s he addressed a
body of Internationalists yesterday, and al
though his remarks were of a very moderate
character, at their conclusion ‘.he body passed i
resolutions, as the sense of the meeting, that
the working people should arm themselves,
in order successfully to resist capital, and aiid
the employment of all mean* to that cd
not only Justifiable but necessary.
AlUllll*, U*.> VKCHIKI
at Ibeeloaa ol three day.’ work, joat before be-
WM(ttan!>. and Kirk Kobimon and Frank
Porter were Arid «[>on ant retaken. Robin-
•on waa ■erioa.ly wounded In tbe nook and
A.v.vkll, WTVCIllWt »'• — -Ainu Wl-
is lu jail here on the charge of hocking
... - enaon, Wm. Harris, to death with an axe.
In his bouse, Monday night. Askew s story is
that he discovered Mock Loft In in his wile's
bedroom, iu which Harris also slept. He
knocked Loftin down snd began to hack the
fallen body, but it transpired he had been cut
ting his steps on, who was asleep close to where
A Singular and Horrible Death.
[special telegram.]
Geneva, December 17.-Mr. Marion McFar
land, a neighboring farmer, waa bitten about
throe weeks ago by a supposed mad dog, but
waa doing well apparer'Jy, no symptoms of
hydrophobia being manifest until last 8unday,
when he was taken with convulsions and died
todiy at noon a most horrible death, with aU
the symptoms of hydrophobia.
A STRANGE SUICIDE.
An Aged Lady Carries Into Execution n
Terrible Threat.
Vienna, Ga , December 15.-A suicide of a
somewhat unusual character occurred In the
Third district of this county lost Thursday
evening, tne subject being an old lady of be-
twetn 60 and 60years of age. The facts elicit
ed at the coroner's Inquest are about sa fol
lows: Mrs. railence Everett, the lady In ques
tion. hst for some timo resided on her place
near Eureka, and in the honse with her lived
her son snd his wife. She wasextremely fret
ful at times, and frequently, when angry,
would threaten to kill herself. Last Thursday
She wrote a note to a neighbor to "come over
and help lay her ouL” and proceeded to put
her threat into execution by drinking lauda
num. but was prevented by her son, who took
the vial from h r. She then locked herself in
the effects of whleh she died In .
minutes. As she did not appear In an un
usually long time, tho door of her room was
broken open and she was found dead. Evi
dences of a hard death struggle were visible
In the distorted features, clutched hands, etc.
Deceased was an estimable old lady and be-
lov< d by all who knew her. Her mind has
l*cen weak for tome Unto.
The insny frienls of Dr. Lonia N. Mobley,
ex-llcpresentatlve from this county, who re
cently became Insane, will bo glad to learn
that his mind Is much improved, and hopes
are entertained of his ultimate entire re
covery.
Mr. Wm. Ross and Miss Bobbie Jolly, both
of this county, were married to-day.
A CLIROYMSN'8 REVENGE.
Shooting hla Son's Horses and Dogs Be
cause he Elopeit With hie Coueln.
London, Dec. 13.—A itorj comes from
Dorsetshire of the revenge of an enraged
parent for a distasteful marriage contract
ed by hie son. The father is tbe rector
of one of the moat aristocratio churches
in the aouthof Ejglaud. HU soa fell in
love with hit cousin, an orphan, who re
sided at the rectory, and proposed mar
riage. There teems to have bden no seri
ous objection to the match except the un
reasonable oppoeitiou of tbe rector, but
he was inexorable. At length the
young people eloped aud were
married 'lecretly,' but ia strict
accordance with legal requirements, by a
dissenting minister whose chapel Is does
to the church. When the rector learned
ol the clandestine marriage he became fu
riously angry. The offenders, however,
were beyond his reach, and he rented bis
spite by shooting tbe favorite horses and
dogs which bis ion had left at the rectory.
The London newspapers print the facts in
the case to-day, but without stating the
names of the parties. In their editorial
comments, however, they apply to tha rec-
t >r the newly coined term “atrocitist,” and
stigmatize him as a ferocious savage. An
appeal U also made to tbe Royal Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
to have tbe rector indicted and punished
for bis crime.
A Temperance Prsaohsr Killed by Whisky.
Omaha, December 14.-A traveling Baptist
pre^L or, wbc pro&?hc4 a 'rmrcnr.ee sermon
at Antalooc. Wyoming, was taken by cowboys
last Sunday to a saloon and cuummvJ to
drink five or six lemonade glasses of whisky.
Tbe cowboys then started with the preacher
to a temporary trading post, twenty-five miles
from Antelope, but Ute preacher died before
reaching there.
Earthquake Shock.
Laconia. N. H , December 17. —The heaviest
earthquake ever experience-1 here occurred
at about 7 o'clock this morning. It was felt In
all adjoining towns, but the heaviest Jar was
at Centre Harbor, lasting half a minute. The
vibrations seemed to come from a northerly
direction and to pais toward the south. Doors
and dishes were shattered in many residences
of this town. _
New Orleans exposition.
. New Orleans, December 17.-U has been
raining steadily since daylight, the downpoar
at times being very heavy. Notwithstanding
this fact there la quite a number of visitors at
the exposition, but not enough to interfere
with the thousands of buqr workers who are
getting the exhibits in order. Everything is
quiet. _
Refused a Landing.
Savannah. December 17.—A dispatch re
ceived In this city by the Sav&nnah. Florida
and Western Railway Company says that five
passenters for Havana on the last trip of the
steamship from Tampa, Fla., to that port were
not allowed to land because they were pro
vided with no passports.
Strike of Collie re.
Chattanoooa, December 17.-A11 the labor
ers at the Hoddy coal mines have quit work
in consequence of a 10 per cent, reduction in
wages. Three hundred men are thus Idle.
Chre them a Chance.
If tbe thousands and tent of thousands
of weak and weary sufferers throughout
the land, who, In spita of care and skill,
are steadUy drifting downwards, could
have tbe benefit of that singularly Vital
izing Treatment now so widely dispensed
bv Drs. Biarkey & Palen, of 1U0 Girard
Street, Philadelphia, the help, and ease
and contort it would bring to wasting bod
ies and depressed spirits would be bles
sings be rood price. If, reader, >oo have
an invalid wife, or mother, or daughter, or
shter, or any one who is under your care
or dependent upon vou. and to whom life
bat become a burden through weakness
and pain, consider seriously whether you
are not bound, in both love aud duty, to
give this sufferer a chance of recovery, or,
at least, the blessing of ease from pain.
You are offered the amplest meant of in
formation in regard to thla new treatment
If you can examine testimony without
prejudice, and can weigh evidence with
lodgment and discrimination, write to
Drs. titarkey A Palen for inch proofs in
documents and reports of caste as will en
able you to fairly examine aid decide for
yourself. They will be promptly supplied.
A Cordial Invitation.
N. Y. Sun.
A slim vouth, accompanied by a png
dog and chain attachment, met a yoanx
lady on Fifth avenuo whom ha knew.
He walked by her side until tier reel-
. “Aw—thawnka awfully; much pleased, best *nd purest of all stimulants
Pm suah,” he said, “nut—er—the dog, athlete. Franc Kent.
NOAH WEBSTER.
Bill Nye Compares Noah Webster's Books
With Hla Own.
For the Courier- Journal.
Mr. Webtter, no doubt, bad tbe be«t
command of language of any American
author prior to our day, Ttose a»ho have
read bis ponderoua but rather disconnect
ed romance known aa “Webaler'a Tina-
orldged Dictionary, or Mow One Word
Led on to Another," -ill agree with me
that be waa smart. Noah never lacked for
a word by which to expreis him,elf. He
waa a brainy utan and a good speller.
ft -culd ill-become me at tbia late day
to crlticiae Mr. Webster'a great work—a
work tbat la now in almoat every lihrarv,
achool-ro tnt and counting house in the
land. It ia a greet book, f only hope that
bad Mr. Webeter lived be wonlil have been
equally fair in bis criticism of my booke.
f bate to compare my own work, with
thote of Ur. Webtter, became it may
seem egotistical in me to point ont the
good points in my literary labors; bnt I
nave niton beard it said, and so do not
state It solely upon my own responsibility,
tbat Mr. Webster'a book does not retain
tbe interest of the readet all the way
throngb.
Me has tried to introduce too many
characters, and so we cannot follow them
all the way through. It ia a good
book to pick up and while away an idle it,
hour with, perhaps, bnt no one would
cling to it at night till tbe fire went out,
chained to the thrilling plot end the glow
ing career of the hero.
Therein oonsista the great difference be
tween Mr. Webster and myself. A friend
of mine at bing Sing once wrote me that
from the moment he got bold of nty book
he never left his room until he finished it.
He seemed chained to tbe spot, he said,
and if you can’t believe a convict, who is
entirely ont of politics, who in the name
of Oeorce Washington can yon believe?
Mr. Webster was most assuredly a bril
liant writer, and I have discovered in bis
later editions 118,000 words, no two of
which are alike. Thlsshows great fluency
and versatility, it is true, bnt we need
something else. Tbe reader waits in vain
to be thrilled by tbe author's wonderful
painting. There ia not a thrill in tbe
whole tone. 1 bad heard so much of Mr.
Webster tbat when I read his book I con
feta I waa dtaappoluted. It ia cold, nielli-'
odlcal.aud dlapasslonate in Ihe extreme.
As I said, however, it ia a good book to
pick np for tbe purpose of whiling away
an idle moment, and no one should start
out on a long journey without Mr. Web
ater’a (ale in bis pocket It baa broken the
monotony of many a tedious trip for me.
Mr. Webster’a ‘‘Speller'’ waa a work of
lets pretentions, perhaps, and yet it had
an immense sale. Eight years ago this
book bad reached a sals of 40.000,000 and
yet it bad the tame grave defect It waa
disconnected, cold, prosy aud dull. Tread
it for years, and at last became a close stu
dent of Mr. Webster’s style, and yet I nev
er found bat one thing in hie book, for
which there seems to have been
each a peifect stampede, tbat waa even
ordlnarially inteteetins and that
was a little gem. It waa to thrilling in iu
details, and sodlametrically different from
Mr. Webs er'a style, that thaveoiten won
dered who he got to write it for him. It
rela'ed to tits discovery of a ‘boy by an
elderly gentlemen in tbe crotch of an an
cestral apple tree, and tbe feellngol bitter
ness ami animosity tbat sprang np at that
tints between tbe boy an J the elderly gen
tlentan.
Tnough I have been a clou student of
Mr. Webster for yean, I am free to say,
and l do not with to do an injustice to a
great man in doing ao, tbat bis Ideas of
literature and my own are entirely dissim
ilar. Possibly bis book baa had a little
laraer sate than mine, but tbat makes no
difference. When I write a b tok it must
engage tbe interest of tbe reader, and show
some plot to it. It most not be jerky In
its stylo and scattering In its statements.
I know it ia a great temptation to write
a book tbat will sell, bnt wu should have a
Matter object than Utah
1 do not Irish to do an Injnadce to a man
who baa dona so roach f .r tbe world, and
one wbo could spell Ihe longest word with
out besilatlon, bat I speak of Uteu thing!
Juat aa I would expact people to criUcise
my work. If we aspire to monkey with
the lltleratl of oar day we most expect to
be criticised. That’s tbe way I loo* at It.
Bill Nte
P. 8.—I might also Hate that Noah Web-
•ter waa a member of the Legislature of
Massachusetts a one time, and though I
ought not to throw it up to him at this
date, I think it nothing more then right
tbat tbe public should know the truth.
Biu. Nve.
Humor, Wts., Dec. 0.
A Torpedo Boat In Act on.
Translated from the Puls Fig ant for Uta New
Orleans Times Democrat,
Tha combat commsnces. The vessels of
the fleet have opened Are. Shells rsin in
all directions. One of oar cruisers, can
nonaded heavily on tha starboard slda by
a fort monntlng twelve Krnpp cannon, u
simultaneously attacked on tbe larboard
side by ooa of tha enemy's iron clads. She
lisa already anffrrrd severely, and her po
sition becomes critical. A mast sign al
from tbe admiral'e ship is siren; and a
torpedo boat starts. The watchful enemy
bas observed tbe signal. Ha knows tbe
danger; and et once concentrates all bis
fire upon tbe little gray speck which ia
shooting rspldlj toward him. Three
mllrs separate mem; and the torpedo
bos! tpnst make that thru miles in ten
minutes. If It is not sunk before it nas
traversed that distance, the iron clad is
lost. Therefore the cannoneers point
their guns with the most scrupulous care.
The first shells pan wide of the mark;
bnt the tint is rectified; and seen the shells
tall ao near the torpedo boat tbat they
throw tbe water over it Now one hu
fallen right at iu plow. A geyser Jet of
water thirty feet high conceals the torpe
do boat; the enemy believes it bts been
sunk, and utter a tremendous cbear. Bnt
tbe projectile has only richocbetted. and
passed over it The water fails back tn
rain; and tbe brave little vessel reappears;
all streaming with brine as though ft had
emerged from tbe sea-dee pa. and rushing
on at toll steam in tha face of death.
There ara only nine men on the little
Teasel; and they are going to attack a
sort of leviathan carrying an Immense
crew. It ia not tba fight of ooe against
ten, bnt of ooe agafnat a hundred.
Not a single word it attend beyood the
necessary orders. Thou men whom
death already touches with his finger an
silent and grave. And do not suppose for
a moment that they do not think of the
danger. On tbe oontrery, they think of
nothing else. Bnt it is not of their own
danger they are thinking, bat of the
danger of failure. Ilia not a question of
their lives, but of theaneceuof tbe enter
prise. ft la essential tbat tba torpedo
boat shall reach tha enemy’s flank, and
rescue our cruiser. After that, if tha tor
pedo boat sinks, ao much tbe worse I
Every nerve ia strained, every eye ia di-
ratted toward tba object fn view....Now
the boat Is only five hundred yards away
from tha into dad. Tba fire of tba mit
railleuses mingles with the shower of
•halls, end sweeps tha deck; everything
wooden la splintered to atoms with grape
•hot. * An fnceesant fire of reputing ri
fles from tbe milt tops of the froo clad
plays over the torpedo boat; and tha balls,
entering through the law openings in the
deck, have already disabled thru men.
They lie in a comer to which they were
able to dreg themulvu; for there is no
time now to attend to them. They may
be tbonght of In two minutes more-
after the fate of all ahall hare been decid
ed.
The torpedo boat hu aloaoet reached
its enemy. The success of the expedi
tion is now assured; for tha shell batteries
are powarlua to harm the torpedo boat at
•rich abort range The rifle fire, terrible
as It is. cannot sink bar; it can only kill
•cote of her crewbat that i* of no great
cposcqaencal... Now ia tha time when
tha captain needs all his surety of aye
and coolness of will; now !i the time that
hla men moat execute orders with tba
rapidity of lightning ;-for if Um torpedo
• e fired a second too soon Itwill fall to do
Its terrible duty; and yet if there be a de
lay of a moment, the torpedo boar must
dtsb itself lo pieces against the sides of
its mighty adversary.
Now the boat teams almost ready to
touch tbe enemy's vessel. H and grenades
flung upon her deck, rebound ami burst,
one man it killed; the captain has re
ceived a horrible wound in tbe face; but
summoning all bis strength, he supports
himself erect egolnst tho iron wall, by n
sublime effort of will. Livid, drenched
w.th blood bnt terrible in bla calm resolve
end bravery, he keeps his eye still upon
the enemy.
—"Re<uly!....Let her go ! I!....
The awlul missile is launched. An
enormone surge appears in the water;
and a frightful crackling noise is beard,
followed by a terrible cry of distress.
Ihe pigmy has conquered the giant.
—“Hard a itarboard!”
And tbe little vessel, suddenly wheeling
around, stesms away at full speed while
Ihe enemy’s iron clad sinks to tbe bot
tom.
Ten minutes afterward tbe torpedo boat
baa returned toils post besloe tbe admi
ral's vesselute admiral sends for the
captain in order to congratulate him. He
is carried to him upon a bier. Meanwhile
tbe fight goes on. A new expedition may
prove necessary. A provisory captain is
at once appointed, and four men to com
plete the decimated crew; and tbe torpe
do boat la ready to fulfil another mission;
it has another band of heroes to direct
Vnssar cIris' Slang.
A wicked reporter who hu invaded tbe
sanctity of Vaasar College thus writes of
tbe slang talk and other peculiarities of
tbe sweet girl students;
Vaasar girls have a peculiar phraseolo
gy o( their own, as I noticed when I went
to their annual ••I’bll" on Friday evening,
by invitation of a tempting ‘'cousin." In
addition to the ordinary slang of girlhood,
their vocabulary ia atill fanner extender.
I gazed wonderingly and rather vacuously,
perhaps, when my consin said: "Look at
tbat cow! What do you think of its
lace?" I coaid not see any cow, but only
an extremely pretty girl, with some trana-
parent, interwoven fluffy stuff around
her nerk. Later, I iound tbat in the Vav
sar girl’s classification all males arc "men"
and all females ’ cows,” with tho nsnal In-
tentive adjectives strung before. Not
withstanding ber talka'ive independence,
tbe Vaster girl always belongs to some
boys’ college in soui. Secretly she envies
her brother or ber churn’s brother. It It
wonderful how many "brothers" they
have. Before the Thant sgiving foot ball
game between Yale and Princeton they
were divided Into factions as tbev were on
national politics. They flaunted np and
dosra the corridor! with Ihe barber’! pole
Princeton’! orange and black or the bine
of Yale oonsplcnonaly displayed. Tbe
majority wore the bine, not so much for
male reasons as because it was more be
coming and easier to get Harvard alto
is a greet favorite with the girls, but not
so many o! them havewaitied with a real
Harvard student, snd Yale and Princeton
ere ahead. West Point, though, Is awey
np front. No civilian, no matter ho*
darling his mustache and wavy its ailken
ends, can compare with the rooghly
suaved cadet; tbe bell button with in
imaginative tinkling and a figurative heart
shape, outwdgbts It all. Vassar girls
haves little cnatom which pleases tbe
youths who ere allowed to drop iu at oc-
casloual receptions, bnt which is rather
hard on the pantry stock of the institu
tion. The spoons, I noticed, when t took
lunch at the ooUege yesterdey afternoon,
were stamped deeply "Vessar Female
College." t saw several youths take two
or three epoona; and one Princeton man.
under the encouraging amlle of hls"eow."
slipped spoon after spoon to tbe Inside
pocket of bis coat. Qnlte an extensive
barter trade ia carried on between West
Point and l’onghkaepsle—spoons for ball
buttons. 1 coaid not resist, and took one
myself. It rests in my ooffee cap on the
desk before me, and every time 1 sip from
it I regretfully think of tbe hnudreds of
other llpe that have been there before,
tbongb really there might be a little more
poetry in It if the cilpp!ed thing were
something daintier than half rate pewler.
Tlte Teann Sleeper.
National Republican.
"I see that Representative Hewitt can
not sleep on acoonnt ol tbe barking of
don,” said Colonel Thomas Ochiltree yes
terday, as be reclined In an easy chair at
Chamberlin’s, "1 hardly kuow how to
aympalhizs with the distinguished gentle
man from New York.” continued tho in
carnadined Texan, “for all the degs In
Christendom, and Constantinople as well,
coaid not keen me awake if I wanted to
•leep. Why, sir, at the siege of Petersbu g
I slept soandly for eight boars right under
the carriage of a forty-pound cannon that
was being flred every five minutes. Yes,
sir; and tbe gunner said I suored so loudly
that he could scarcely hear the orders tbat
were given him between the
shots. Why, sir, on one oc
casion while I was traveling through
Uaudaloupa county, Texas. 1 stopped in a
piece of thick woods at dark, staked my
horse, bnilt a fire and lay down. That’a a
bad wolf country, and by 10 o'clock there
were 1000 of the savage devils howling
around me within fifty feet of rav camp
fire. I spread my blanket on tbe gran,
fixed my saddle for a pillow and lay down
with a navy revolver in each band. In
two minutes I was asleep, dreaming tbat I
waa in Paris. When I awoke tbe next
morning Ibe sun waa bigb in tbe heavens.
A neighboring rnacAero told me the wolves
bad howled till daylight. tJlxtyot them
ware found dead in the bushes. They had
died from prolonged howling, while I bed
■lambared genUy, like a babe, on the breast
of my mother earth. Think of tbat,
and then of a Congressman srhoae night
mans are interrupted br the mtdnTgbt
whining of a green grocer’s dog! Why,
Tom Benton need to sleep so long tbat
hotel keepers hsd to break in hla door to
see if be was not dead. Ben Butler can
not ride in a street car without doting. In
a Dying ride down the Shenandoah val’ey
Stonewall Jackson, strapped to his saddle,
slept for six hoars with hla hcrea at a
sweeping gallop, a courier holding tha
guide rein. Napoleon snatched slnmber
for the moment aa hla cavalry thundered
by within a few feet of him |at Austerlllt
Yet here is a lusty statesman who cannot
even enjoy a catnap because a sad and
lonely cur around the next corner crawie
ont of hla kennel to bay at the moon I”
"Gentlemen.” concluded the rubicund
Texan, “I have driven an ox wagon
from Sabine Pass to El Peso: I have ridden
a steer from Caddo lake to Bagdad, and I
have rode and led a mala from
A Chnnan of Politics.
Milwaukee Journal.
Oar esteemed contemporary, tha Coa»
grearional Record, which has been con
trolled by Republican office-holders for the
past twenty-five years, han come ont an an
independent paper, and after March 4 next
will appear as a straightout Democratic
organ.
Ills Remarkable PrORnnye
Providence Nawx.
A farmer was saw.rg wood when it oc
curred to him that be ought to have the
help of one or more of bis five boys.
Lilting up his voice he called, bat not a
boy appeared. At dioner, of coarse, they
9li appeared, and it was not necessary to
call them. "Where were you al! about
two hoars ago when I wanted you and
shouted for you T” “I was in the shop set-
tin’ the saw." said one. "I was tn grand-
nia’a room set tin’ tbe clock, said the sec
ond. "I wa* In the barn aettin’ a hen,”
said the third. "I waa in tbe g*rret set-
tin' the trap," said tho fourth. "You are
a remarkable set.” said the farmer. "And
where were you?” ho continued, turning
to the younceat “l waa oa tho doorstep
eettln’ atill.”
Advising H i Daughter.
Chicago New*.
Yea, my daughter, I wish you would
do your be»t to captivate the heart of our
coachraaD.”
And elope with him, papa? ’
Ye*, my dear.”
Ah! I see, you dear, good papa; yoa
want all the papers to mf that 1 to Blae-
clcating beauty and a reigning belle.”
"Well, of course, that will help a little,
but that’s not the main point”
"What is the main point, papa?”
"Well, you see, the papers will say yoa
are the daughter of a millionaire.”
"Well?”
"Well, that will enlarge my credit See?
Now f run out to the stable, that’a a good
girl.” _______
Jefferson's Inauguration.
So much has been SAid lately about "the
simplicity of Jefferson’s inauguration.”
that it m*y be well to give the extra facte
of the case, aa far aa they can be ascer
tained after the lapse ot eighty-three
years. Singularly enough, the most
familiar, if not the most cnontial, fact
would probably have remained forever un
known to a carious posterity had it not
been for the accidental presence in Wash
ington of one John Davis, an Knglitdi
traveler, who fortunately took notes of
what he saw on the, to him. entirely novel
occasion. Davis cannot be scented of
"padding” hit report, for tbit it all he says
on tbe main point of the subject:
His (Jefferson's) dress waa of plain
clotn.and he rode on horseback to the
ctpltol without a single guard or even ser
vant in his train, dismounted without as
sistance. and hitched the bridle of bis horse
to the palisades.
A Picture for Hla Wife.
N. Y. Btar.
A man entered a photographer's and
said:
"I want a cabinet picture of myself.”
The artist placed him In position and
scrowed up hla machine to the proper
“Now look bright and cheerful,” hesaid,
'and keep your eye fastened on tbat hole
in the wail.”
Instead of looking bright mndcheerfal
the man concaved himself forward, drop
ped hia jaw and assumed a look of infinite
"What Is the matter with you?” ex
claimed the photographer. "Brace up, I
say, and look pleasant.”
"If this position cos:s anything extra,”
was the answer. "1 am willing to psy for
it. My wife is up in the country visiting
friends, and this picture gees to her. I
know what I am about. Pull the blankets
off, Mr. Artist, and begin counting.'*
And That, Too.
Wall Street New*.
A Boston man got bold of a Western, r
the other da; in hopes of Keltic* ■"mr
consolation ont of tha looks ot affairs
towards Sundown, but the man Komutly
replied:
"I tell you things have just squatted out
our way.”
"Won’t wheat look up a litUe, eh?”
"Not a look."
"Any new enterprises?”
"Not so much as building a woodshed,”
"Bat do the merchants complain ?’»
"I should smile! They even hire folks
to help ’emgrowll”
"Isn't the railroad business alittle more
favorable?”
“Yes. they manage to run train!, bit
that’* ah jut all.”
"Well, there must be some bmsinc** vs in
tbe West which holds its own.” persisted
the Bostonian, "How’s matrimony?”
"Deader’n Joseph’s old boots,” was the
confidential answer. "A year ag i you
could have married anything or anybody
aud counted on six per sent dividends,
but tho general depression has Uattened
matrimony until a widow worth $20,000
has tot to hunt a man down with a guol”
The Reformed Diummer.
North Carolina Journal.
About the fire of the Exchange Saturday
night was a group of drummers. They
were discussing the ups and downs of the
life. One gave this bit of history of a man
wbo Is now a sober and prosperous roider
for a Baltimore house: Tne man went to
Baltimore banting work. lie got on a six
weeks' drunk during cooi weather, and
finally seeded down into nothing more
than a I'jng duster and a pair of pants. He
was placed in tne loex up tinne sobered,
and then went to work at $S a week. A
house then employed him at $75 a month,
•nd •°°« after gave him $200 and sent him
t> North Carolina to sell some goods.
Hi went to Raleigh, and, meeting
with old friends, got on « fearful spree;
laid ont all night; had his money stolen,
and even the shoes from his leeL In dis
may he telegraphed his house to send him
money, that he bad been robbed. They
sent it. and ordered him back at once. For
two days the preprUtor would not ep*ak
to him The third day he sent for him
and said: "You are great big giant of a
man, with a fist like a maul, and you talk
of going to the quiet, good old State of
North Carolina and be:ng robbed! Now,
here is $200; take it and go back to that
State, ami see if you cannot sail some
goods.” The man was amazed. He made
the trip and did well. That wus years ago.
He bas never touched liquor ainee. is with
the same house, and gets a fine salary.
Ha Cot Those Irvins. Mlsed.
Hotel Mafl.
the San Jacinto to the Cibola. I bare Thaj tell of a cor-v ic-joui snob who,de-
slept In Ui. eternal pine forests of eaatem alrinf to entertain lii ury Irvin* atdin-
net, selrctcU for the menu LoweU's lines:
"Wh^Urvlu^Mhrlcc welcome, warm heart
Yoa bring'back the happiest spirits from
And the realist sweet humor that ever .was
there, vmfi
Mnce^Cervaniee met death In hla (enUt.de-
Wbentbe head of the en*rann* de
partment at Tiffany's told him tbe Unas i»
ferred U Wa-liinRion snd not Henry Ir
vin*, h* is said to hare been quite em
barrassed.
Taxor .with thtl it adly tarantulas Clewline
I all over me and tbe rattlesnakes hlssinr In
I my eere, bat if I have ever lost fifteen
Iminotes’sleep since I quit teething, then, I
by tbe Homed frog of Texas, I don’t know
it Wire, gentlemen, there .a not a capital
In all Europe in which I am notfameq as I
a aonnd steeper On my lest visit to Farts
my Ixitod, the ICount de Lafayette, vlth
oan associates, got up a device to break
my slumber. They rigged op an an to matte
sheet Iron cat and placed it on my window
sill at tbe Hotel de Vendome, where it
yowled and scratched at the window pane
Ifor hours. Well, etr. wta. do you suppose?
I hope that Bants Anus may rite upend
makes conquest of Texas if lhataheetiron
cat didn’t get so diaguited by midniriit
that it jumped from the window to the
ground, ran around tha comer and has
never been beard ol si nee.”
y’know—”
“Oh, tbe dog won’t make the aligbtest
difference. Dear little feOow! Minima
wifl be j; • J to -re you noth.
A Strong Testimonial-
BaLTinoaa, June 14, 1881.—Th* Daft
Halt HUitwCbajusyODnun: As
tha trainer of Mias Amy Howard, whoso
easily won tha nos finished this evening,
I will say that much, if not all, of her toc
cata is due to the systematic and careful
ure she made of your Fun Barley Malt
Whiskey, aa prescibed by her medical ad
visers, for not only did it prevent errsap
ire fatigue, but it kept her stomach in per
fect walking order. Many times after
taxing a Httfc, mixed with lee-sreter. ha re
I seen ber make “bursts of speed" that
fairly astonished the spectators. Inert
cordially recommend your whiskey as the
Albany’s military fair open)
.oatfarorahie a.. , Mo:, i.
Its suooeas ha. already Kv.u aa- -
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