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6 THE TELEGRAPH AND MESSENGER, FRIDAY. DECEMBER 19,18S1. Calling the Cow*. BY AUGUSTA BOOKS. Tn> k vision ol the morning. Twaa a vision of the nisi Zre the purple hills of dawning o_ .w *- -— were kissed. By the sou's first rays were I r shadows. Up floated, through fray shadows To my chambers s lent gloom, The tuneful voice of Qrscfc- Its music filled my room. It celled me from my coring In the laud of pheasant dreams, The land of happy loving. By soft, untroubled stream*. And beautiful s e shadow Making her winsome call. Mace splm-like $ The breathings t*i the rirer To phantom ahapoa had grown; They cmrtod ahont the mountain. They through the rale were blown. And flowing golden hair. Or, from the darkling rirer Had a fair naiad soring, Wearing the form of Oracle, With Oracle's silver tongue? “Sob, Fan! sob. Fan! sob. Pinkie! Soh. Pinkie! and soh, Fan!" Paint ye a morning picture More splrlt-llke who can. -Journal of Commerce. A Mallei,us Rumor. N. Y. Star. We set down as wholly malicious and unfounded a rarnnr that Carter Harrison has challenged John A. I can to decide the Senatorial deadlock U/ the best three out of five hands at draw p~ker. PfOteotlon Crowing In the South. Nashville Americas. That a desire for governmental protec tion by means of a wisely adjusted tariff is growing in' the Southern States is as in controvertible as the peaceful tendency of the peoptd who inhabit them. Whnt to do With Them. Florence Marry at aaks: "What shall we Women do with our men ?” To which the Phi.adelphla Call replies: "Give them bar k their latch key, kiss them good-night, and toll them to c ime in when iney please, as you are rolng to sleep. They will re form tn a wet&*’ The Playful Cowboy. Chlotfo Rambler. engineering party in Dakota that had seated themselves at their dinner table in a tent, when a party of cowboys rode up. Out of them dismounted, and thrusting his pistol in tne oil Idle of a rice pudding that was placed In the centre of the table, called out: "Whoever wants pudding must ask me." No one seemed to care for de sert that day. A530-FOOT JUMP. THE CLEVELAND CABINET CONUNDRUM Mr. Fiddler** Theory. Harper’s Baxar. Tom Jones, a noted fiddler, htd been en gaged to play at a ball in a certain town in Maine. The day before the affair was to come off his wife died, and the managers took tha liberty to secure the services of another; but Jones was on baud at the time appoin ed. and when they ex pressed surprise at seeing him there under the Circumstances, he excused himself bv Baying: "Wall, I thought the matter all The Proleot of a Crank to Leap from the Top of Washington Monument. Wasbikqtof, December 7.—"Did you ever leap from a rery high place, and do you know what the sensation is during the passage?" This was asked by a middle* aged man who, with hundreds of others, was wan dering through the mouument grounds a few days ago. I replied that I had no such experience. "Then you have something to learn,” he said. "Have I had it? Yes, bit I am not satisfied. I intend to jump from the top o |th*t monument It s more than 550 feet high they sty. I never leaped from a higher place than a hundred and ten or ♦w^tv feet. It was from the mast ol a weasel. 1 don’t exactly know how many feet i: was. Did it hurt me? No, not a great deal, i struck tbe water feet fore, most and went under. 1 don't know how far, but a good ways, for they had time to reach me alter I came up, a little dazed, but amply paid by the flights of the sen sation daring the passagfe I knew a man who jumped from a higfcmy place and was so much injured that t!^ died; but he didn't understand it, and atruclc hard on tbe water. It reqnires sk% and coolness to do tbe thing right. Okpt Luce, now admiral, went down forty or fifty feet un der the water when the Arctic sank. But that was not a leap. He was carried down by the sack when the ship made the plunge. It was altogether a different ex perience. He could not help himself, and had little chance to note how be felt. He had his little son in his arms at the time, and that took up his attention, no doubt, and the nnbappy circumstances of tbe little fellow belug struck dead from bis arms bv a timber when they rose probably drove from bis mind all rec >1 lec tion of what must have been the agreeable sensation of going down so far into the depth of the ocean. Luce told me that it was a terrible rather than an a;reeah!e ex perience. It was not like jumping from a high place, a performance attended by sen sations which nothing else can produce. Things of accident and design are always attended by different sensations, you know. I have been looking a good while for a place to take a great lea.i, and have travel ed a long distance fr> surrey tbe mouument with the view to jumping off. Toe dis tance from the top would give plenty of opportunity for enjoying the sensation of falling a greater distance than any man has ever fallen.” "But you would be killed and neyer re late your experience or enjoy an instant’s recoi ec’ion of the sensation.' "Yes. that’s true, perhaps, bat I would have all the delight while I was falling, just the same. That's what I want. It would compensate me. We all strive for E lcasurrs which have an ending after a mger or shorter time. I fancy that the intensity is proportioned always to the dis tance. Don’t you?” "The man’s earnestness increased, and he assumed an air of mystery. He re sumed : "But I may not be kil'ed. Indeed, I don't mean to be. If I were 1 would not care. Did I know I should I would take the leap a 1 the same. No man goes into battle or facet any danger without some hope of com! g out t&fc. Generally he makes provision to that etid, which, however faulty, affords him hope. I will do tne same. I ve got a contrivance, simple as an umbrella, aud easy as a cane to carry, which sprung at the right instant Senator Bayard'* Trip to Albany—Spec ulation* a* to Its Meaning. Washington Star. Senator Bayard spent a portion of last Sunday with Got. Cleveland, and it is un derstood that Mr. Rind all visited ex-Gov. Tilden last Saturday. These visits have given rise to some discus don among Dem ocrats. It is said that Mr. B tyard went to see Gov. Cleveland at the latter's request to be consulted upon the subject of hto go ing into tbe cabinet. Intimate personal and political friends cf the Delaware Sen ator believe that he went to Albany in pursuance r.f \ r* quest from Glenda id. As one of them pjtit today: ‘ Youmaybe suie Bayard would not have gone unless asked, as he is the very last man who would by deed or word, press himself for the cabinet.” In connection with his visit, there is a report coming from New York to the effect that Cleveland will not select Bayard for a cabinet position because Tilden Is bitterly hostile to him. It is claimed by Tilden's friends that he and they nominated and elected Cleveland, and that he cannot go bac< on them or disregard Til- deu's wis’ies. On the other hand it is asserted by Democrats high in the party, that Cleveland owes Tilden nothing. It ii stated by men who were in New York during the canvass, and who are familiar with the Democratic manage ment, that Tilden gave only a few thou sand dollars, and really made no sort of effort in hehalf of the ticket. "It was,” ■aid a leading Democratic Senator, "Til- den’s friends who ent Cleveland so badly in New York.” It is also believed bv many Democrats that Tilden is trying to put Ktndall at the head of the Treasury hut the latter pre fers to remain in the H mse. The almost universal opinion on the Democratic side of theSenato is that Mr. Bayard can have the Hecretsryship of 8tat« if he wants it. The cau-e of Tilden’s hostility to Bay ard is said to be the former’s belief that the Delaware Senator and Thurman were msinly responsible for the electoral com mission bill. In answer to this, friends of Mr. Bayard say that he and Thurman used every exertion to get an expression of opinion from Tilden about tbe electoral bill, and thit finally tbe lateC, N. Potter and several others, who were said to rep resent Mr. Tilden, asierted that he left the matter entirely in their hands, and that these men accepted the electoral commis sion bill. The Blunder of n Free Trade Speaker. Greensboro (N. C.) Patriot. What the Forty-niath Congress may do towards repealing the internal revenue laws is of course a matter of conjecture, but if tbe blunder of electing a free trade Speaker is repeated it can be put down as a dead certainty that the Republican Sen ate will never have an opportunity of pre venting their repeal. Tne report of tbe Utah commissioners give* tar from a rose colored view of tbe effectiveness of the Edmunds act. They report two convictions for polygsmy, which were obtained with the greatest dif ficulty and are not likely to be often dupli cated. As au offset to the two convictions the reporta from six counties show that 203 women and 190 iueu have entered into the polygamous relation since the passage of tne act and that polygamy seems more the fashion than ever. While not over one-fourth of the Mormons are polyga mists the whole body of the Mormon Church is disposed to defend it. It is ev.- dent that some more effective penalty than disfranchisement and disqualification for holding office wi 1 have to be devised if this "twin relic of barbarism” is to be de stroyed by statute. A Chance for Councilman to Qat to Haavan. Williamsport Hun and Banner. Every councilman who votes to give tbe water work* to the city will deserve to wear an angel's crown. Burnett's Cocoalne 8oftens the hair when harsh and dry. 8oothes the irritated scalp. Affords tbe richest lustre. Prevents the hair from falling off. Promotes its healthy, vigorous growth. BLADDER | AND URINARY ORGANS DROPSY GRAVEL DIABETES BRIGHT *8 FAINS A Veil That Makes Plain Girls Pretty. Broadway Mirror. White gauze veil* are now quite fashion able for evening w< ar on every kind of bats, at the opera ur theatre. They pro duce a very pleasant effect and make the plainest woman’s face look soft and pretty. THE BACK LOINS FOR THE MILLIONS. 500 Dozen Misses’ and Children’s Hose to be Closed CW During the Week. C belt ?°S honse - ta. than in the immense bargain, we bare ,«nred determln ° d 8 1 ™ our cu.tomer, aVhars !! !2 cen V P* r P*! r - worth 20 to is cents. worth 40 cent. andfscenm!' ^ -sdics ^“'t 1 hemstitched H^ndk-rcMehat'?0° and 12}f cents, worth20 die.f n thl * ‘ 0t 8re 9 ° me elcgint Colored Bordered Hemstitched Handkerchief, for La- II la pronounoad by hundreds of ths best doctors to be the ON LY CURB for all kinds ol Kidney Dis- SLAUGHTER IN DRESS GOODS. For the rest of the season we will eell all Dreaa Good, at Coat Tki..v~o. reduced, and we are prepared to make great ate riticeMn "de? to a££m Jl£h tbS eni JUST RECEIVED. It is purely vege table, and cures when pressly for thessdls- ,0 , nrth ,tock .°t Fancy Caaalmerea this seaaon. Among them are at.lt.h equaled In thVStated ° T " C0 ‘ tln * s ' • tc " whlch (or <>■>« quality and low price c^nX been known to fall. V Send for Pamphlet I of Teati* NON-RETENTION SWITZERLAND. MOttMON APOSTLES SENTENCED. Bebse, December 18.-The District Court at the Canton of Aargou has fined and im prisoned two Mormon apostles, and for bidden them, when released from prison, to enter the Cant m for three years. HINT’S remedy CO., fProrldeneo, It. I. Great Reductions in Prices of Carpets. MOTHERS’ J. W. RICE & CO. MONOMANIA. FRIEND. Go to Headquarters For Seed! HE HAD PLANS. over, and cam to the conclusion that see ing Sally was no blood relation of mine, I faaW<*‘ ght jdklanwell cam and ii idle for je.” A Better Thine. Detroit Free Press. "Whst’s that?” lie asked as be hailed a boy about hi* own ago on Woodward AvonueA “I’m ealln* whitosugar.” “Where’d you git it?” "Home.” ".Sieal II?" "Na w: nia gave it to me.” "What for?" "'Cause 1 threatened to run away.” . "HumphI You min ft smart. Myboltis to threaten to &>;umlt suicide, and I git cutrimt jeliy and ratine till 1 can’t eat no inure. will lanti me like a bird whose wings let it come down from any height in perfect safety. 1 hate never used it, but l believe it will work. If it don't it will matter lit tle. I will have the supreme pleasure of jumping from (he monument, and iti the passage to the earth experience the most deligh.ful sensations that man has ever had.” That tbe man was unset In his raiud was evident. I encouraged him to proceed, remarking that a* the monument was How tha Drumnaar Entertained an Angel Unawares. Detroit Free Press. A wholesale house in Detroit in which the firm consists of four partners, with a solid old gentleman at the head, took a new traveler a few day* ago. He was en gaged and packed off without having seen the senior partner, and he probably didn't care a cent whether such a person existed or not. He was coming in over one of tie roads on a recent Saturday, and had taken a seat in the smoker to enjoy a fif teen center, when a fellow traveler asked him how business was, and wbat firm he represented. "Business Is infernal dull, and I repre sent the house of Blank & Co., Detroit,” was the answer. “Pretty solid house?” "Oh. yei; but rather cranky.” “Going to be with it next year?” "Well, that will depend. When I get in I'm going to ask for a position in tbe The above disease of the brain is of mors frequent occurrence than is generally sup posed, male and (emtio victims being num bered among all classes. In some cases it might be termed a fanciful chimera of the brain, the mind seeming to be on tbe lookout for some new idea or delusion, which has no foundation In fact. It seems to be an Intellectual concentration upon oue Tsta foiMf* idea, the mind remaining clear nnon mar* SCIENCE L 11 ! 1 * “Mflcal agent for food Is limply Indlspcnsa. >'• in every increasing CONQUERS S?, u 0 , ic. N: oKd w il < ’wiuU unu tk wiu u, without tt.and we desire its Cl ,y/ ft • , ^wonderfulbenefits extend- buttering ! sd to every mother In the world. MOTHERS! A gentleman writes; .»/ wife used your Mothers’ friend et her fourth eon- * Inti moment, aud her testimo- GRASSES, Etc. CLOVER, AMBER BARLEY, ORCHARD CRASS SEED WHEAT. BLUEGRASS, SPRING OATS, LUCERNE, or Alfalfa ONION SETS, IRISH POTATOES, English Rape, Kale, Mustard, Turnips, Cabbage and store. I'm fitted for almost any place there, and I’m going to push myself." 'And (lion vnit'll w.irV for nrnmn. .boat completed he might h, deprived of lUecovcted opportunity to make the leap. That Enterprise. New York 8ua. It vu certainly . commendable piece of enterprise for the Timet to eecure « draft of the propoeed HpraUh-Amer.can treaty »n 1 b.ve Ittelmrvphrd from Madrid .t . con of JC 117, bur it Wat. remarkable co incident. '.hat ir ranched our iborr.slmul- taueouelv with Mini,tar Foater, who came by aie.mer with, copy in hi, carpet-bag. And they do >.y in and around the State l).'par!..cnt that th. $0 4111 draft of th. treaty rant the Time, in Spanish U highly incorrect, Beta* made np from early iur- gnt.uin. Bat they always talk that way in diplomatic circles. Herald: “I war detained on the w»y. I intended to ru.k. the leap about the I„t thing be fore the workmen left tbe top. I wee here tn time for it, bnt I oonld not get the chance. 34y Idea *u to hare Gen. Cuer employ me in tome capacity that would take me to tne top, and atthelaat moment make tbe leap in light of the auembled multitude. But the General raid be hud no ur. for me, and declined to Hire me the neee.rary permit to go no a. a vltltor But I shall do it yet I'll find a way. It la not to 'mmortalUe tnyseif, or anything of that kind, that 1 have in view but nolely tbeecitacy of th. fall of SSUfeat to toe earth —raving the few feet after I have epread my contrivance lor letting me down etay, or, a, I have raid, to the utter extinction of vitality which wculd otherwise enane. ‘And then you ll work for promo tion 7” ‘Yon bet I and if thing, come aronnd right I'll have an interest in the old ranche inside of two year,." that Gen. Ouray will tniaa . great opportunity • 1, aa hi. concluding act Th. Un. Drawn nt th. Own. Coachmen Detroit Pun. - Papa.” amid a yoan girl, bluahlng deeply. "I'm engaged to be married.’' “lo whom 7” "To a co coachman, papa." _ bman, pi . "Well, ray dear," he replied, airoklng her hair fendiy, "I want you to follow the n- clioatlone of your own i cart In tbia im portant matter. If yon think you will be happy with him ! chad interpose ns ohjcc- tiona. Jameali. very reapectable young nan”- "Jameel"ehe tlirltked, “the fel low who drive, our carriage! Do you anpput. for an indent that I would marry aut-n a lo* peraonf The gentleman to wh< • 1 have pledged myself i, Mr. de Do i the drive-of the tally-ho coach." "Wfoi'-i" yelled the old men. jumping up and crackleg hla bed, together, “marry that unde. Never! 1 don't mind your marrying a aoachman, but I draw the line on ullyhui. It Depended. Wall Street New,. A report having been circulated that coal oil had been d'Hwivered on a certain farm In Maryland areaidentnl Baltimore, w h • happened to he in the vicinity when be ilr.t heard of it, proceeded to the farm to find the owner array and nobody around hot tbe hired mac. * My man,” acid the Baltimorean, "!»it true that oil hai breu found on this ’“••Walt, there's oil on the p-jnd back there,” if he don't Jump off, aa hla concluding act in tbe construcion. It would be an im mense feat H the last man on the out side. when be removes tbe last stick o( the scaffolding, instead of crawling through tbe opening to come down outside, dou’t jump be will be a fool.” I suggested that the eapltol dome would be a good p'ace to practice at leaping. 'No/'saidhe,* It wouldn't do stall. I’ve examined it. There are too many obstacles. It’s tbe sheer leap of 650 feet that will give the penaattons I want to enjoy. It taken ten or twelve minutes to be hosted up in ti to of the monument. I v u'd expect to ctrne down in less than half« minute. Think wbat would be crowded into that brief apace of time—tbe exhilaration, tbo ecstasy of tolling from such a height l I will do it yet. It will be something I will have all to tnyseif, whether I light like a bird or am crushed into a jelly.” ?u iu« question when he expected to take the leap, he aaid: "I mean to do it on dedication day, February 22 l will find a way by that time. Once on the top. and those openings not stopped, I am sure to make the leap If Ihive to wait ten ( ears I will do U. 1 was born to do it. Vh%t greater thing is there In this world? It'e my mission. If 1 <tou't do it,” and here the man drew near, aud in a low voire, with strange deliberation, added: "If l don't do ft, It they won’t let me, 1 will blow up the monument with dyna mite. I’ve got it ready, i know — cnarge can be ‘ b monament work of thir Kh! How * that?” "Well, the old crank who furnishes the donb'oons to keep the business booming tia* two raarria<eabto daughters, and I’m S ing to be bis eon-ln-law or break both fs trying. I’ve got the pluck to succeed, and you can bet anew hat on me any day la the year.” The conversation died away soon after that, and In a little time tbe traveler wa« left to the comforts of hie cigar. He thought uo more of tbe matter until he walked into the store Monnay morning to report. The first man his eyes retted upon was bis fellow traveler on the train, and the old g*nt bad his hat off, and seemed very mucb at home. He bowed to the drummer, and be smiled, aud he went to the door and called after him in a forgiving tone, but tbe men es caped, and has not been seen in Detroit since. Uearupon every other point. The integrity of tbe Intellectual portion of tbe mind becomes apparently over powered by thv delusion and remaining In a ■ ind of quasi state, uutll tb« fal e idea be comes * positive conviction. Jealousy, ambl- billou, disappointment aud any exciting cause croai lug au unexpected concentration of lot 1- lectuai forces, are frequent caus s of monoma nia. A man’s wife receiving sudden and un expected Information relating to his amours with auother wora .n which, although without any foundation in fact, la revolved over aud over iu her excited miud until jealousy Is thoroughly aroused, a s. coles of monomania being the result. These affections have become very snnoying aud grievous, and if not relieved are apt to end In a more normal condition • f the brain, pio- ducing family quarrels, dissensions, accusa- tioe, denial*, etc., between man and wife, lov er and sweetheart. They should all be treat d as car y as possible, and the most speedy and certain remedy is the use of U. B B., which B roducesau immediate transportation throu h ie blood, tbe effects of which are felt and acknowlrdg d before using one bottle. The patient* are all easily aroused on certain subjects, aud although ridiculous in the ex treme, cannot be couvluted of their error. One party may presume that tbe whole human family are afflicted with "mineral poison," whll yet another may argue that ‘potash mixtures" are polsouiug the blood of the na tion, and that revelations from the Almighty placed him In a special position to offer the ouly anti ote, while all else are frauds. These conditions emanate from those of honest aud C ure motiv s, but are powerless to throw off ae shackles which bind them. The friends and relstives of all such should urge them to use ll. B. B. and be cured, before more serious results occur, leading to Insanity. The actual aud positive action of B. B. B. Is o« such na ture as to convince any one of tbe uuparal lcled power it has over a 1 blood poisons, scrofulous sores, swellings and taints, kidney and rheumatic affections, catarrh, tetter, chroi lc ulcers and sores, etc., etc All these astounding cures are proven by doctors, bank ers. preacheis, merchants, editors, farmers, aud men and women here in Atlanta, where every witness can be setn and talked with. itb ono half the suffering M either of her confine ment^ and recovered from PA!N IS PAST. UlCUl". BUU IVIUII UU 1IUUI in effects lu much less Ime. Hhe also recom- K ended It to a lady friend her first confinement, and says: 1 have never seen any ene pass through Ills great trial with so luch caes and so Utile suf fering. Agents for the Cele brated Planet, Jr., Cultiva- Treatise on the Health and Happlucs* of Woman mailed free* The Ba ad field Rboulatos Co., Box » Atlanta. Ga. tors. Catalogue free. siOUTHEKN CO, Seed Growers, Macon, Ga. JOHN R. ELLIS, Business Manager. JOHN P. FORT, nnr9twed*«n»lt*»tl President J.FKANK.IMBKOffM'S MX7IMOTII KITE Health is Wealth A 7li»ht Miehap Prarant. th. Demonstra tion of hi. Theory of Aerial Navigation. Patuouruu December 7.—Two tboa- uad men, women and children crowded iu tbo Belintnt cricket ground) this n/ter- They went to witness J. Franklin Brown’s long-pronlssd experiment with bis twenty-11 /e-foot kite. Mr. Brown hue theory .bout kites. He hu bad it ever slu-o 1871, wnsn tbe balloons were eent out o( P.rit during tbe slate. His Utberm.de fortune In tbe exrly days of tbe oil ex citement, And .luce hit de.'.b tbe ion bee been ieit free to pursue hi. kite theories. He belioret that the while .oriil navigation tbe opening where a cna placed that will bring the down to tbe last stone. Tbe t ty-bre years will tnmble to tbe ground in live seconds. It'a the sensition l seek— where does 14 seem to come from ?' “Well, lint depends," waa tbe hesitat ing answer. “My boas owes me $18 fur vt.. .-h. If he pays me today as he agreed to the oil come, from under a clay bank. If he puts on any longer It cornea from a Ii .rrrlburled m the mud. That's the way I'm fixed, stranger, and if you're got epeculation in your eye you'd better curne mound and see me later." After the Ontoes. Waihlngten Star. It la teUmated that about t.OOu letter* fr- ra office seeker* ar* rtceited by the D 'uraemic members of Conxrets eri D uraemic memhera ol ihrazreai every <i ay. “I bet tmt is from Bin Blank, and he wauls to be a consul lo somewhere." pit -.ed one letter out of A pilion hi. deak to.-It o?so. "Taere, diile'l 1 tell 'I au an Applicant for tbeoonsu!- ■h |, to ' Tea, it's from BUI, too," be adied. turning to th* signature. “I don't mr f. leae than twenty of these in s day, and i ru git so I can rail tha torn on them ev ery urn.. Now end he picked up a ba-idlslof uDoptn.-d letters and called be n*iaes of tti* writers an * the character of n • pi aitlona they wanted. "Krery Dam- ,j m in the Hciae bat beeo flooded alnc* 11 .raraeonV'ned. I guess there's an av erage of not lets than twenty such letters ,.1-i.iber every the sensation of a leap from tbe mono meat's top. If I am deprived of that, I'D bare tbe satisfaction of aeelng the monu ment come down. That will be tbe next beat thing to the leap. I'll do ill I’ll do lit Aba!" At tnat tbe msn made off at a rapid pare, aud I bare not seen him (luce. Perhaps the Monumental Association, at tha bead of which is Mr. Corcoran, or Gen Casey, who hai the superintendence of whatever rel.tee to the mouument, bad better look oat for cranks. Me Apologised. Vail Street Sees. A New York broker who passed a night at a village tavern Iu Ohio a fortnight tinoa waa informed that there was to be a wedding in the house during the evening, and waa warmly invited to witness tbe ceremony. When it urns oil, however, be was left unnoticed, but In a few mluu'ei me bride’s father beckoned blm aside aud said: “I desire to apologlx. for my seeming idaaeaa. When you were invited up •tain it waa auppoied that you were a lumber dealer from Chicago. When 1 found that you were a broker from New York it changed my plane." "How 7” "Well, U'albe faabioa here to give tbe bride railroad shares. 1 got hold of $10.- U)U in Ohio Central stock for tbe occa sion." "Well? - "Well, It’s passing all around th* room for 100 cants on tha dollar, ana I didn't want you u* there to offer to (apply it by the car load for iM." The apology waa accepts! Hu matter what the ciouthVdisease— How f.ul Ihi breath or trwlh'a decay— With noeodouttm all we Mire, had ewtftly sweep ft f r sway. Wiring the gums pem, inn and bight, And tha dull teeth at ivory white. “Mr wife baa been a severs sufferer with indigestion, and kidney and liver troubles. I feared it would terminate in Bright's Disease, as there were tbs sy op- tom*. She commenced using Hunt's li d' noy and Liver Remedy, and found by the uroof only asm bottle .ha bad bean reliev ed.”—H. 8. ~ - . B. Armstrong, Auburn, N. Y. For fifty years, by Dr. A. L, Barry, an old practitioner, especially in Female Troubles, was at last rewarded in the dis covery of that certain and safe specific for woman'! troublee.Luxomni. iuxomnl la a preparation that daily grow* in popular favor. Testimonials from responsible persons all over the cunntry famish ample evidence of the wondt rftil power of 1-ux- omnl as a remedial event for the relief and permanent cure uf nil those distress, ing conditions incident to females. I ux- omnl is specially adapted to troubles of pregnancy. It greatly ameliorates the P'tigs of childbirth. snorPne labor,pre vents, after pains ami facilitate* recovery. Owing to the .trengt'ienlog and tontuc influence I.nxomnl relieve, all MtChfi- TKUAI. IKKt G0I.hRlTlKS. and U a superior uterine sedative aid tonic. Price $1 If your druggist lira no the address WiNSHIP & CALLAWAY, “Leaders of the Hat and Clothing Trade,” Have in store a large stock of Clothing and Hats for Men and Boys at prices lower than you ever saw therr. Gents Dressing Gowns and many other handsome articles suitable for Christmas Presents Open every night. Da. K C. Weht'h nkryk and Braij* Treat ment, a ruarauteed •jH-clflc for Hysteria. Dis- ConrulHlouH, Fits. Nervous Neuralgia, Hridscbe. Nervous Frustration caused by the n»t> of alcohol or tobacco. Wakefulness, Men tal Depression, Ho tinning of ths brain rasult- lng In tnitanlty anrtl**sdmf to misery, decay end des!h. prcssxwjc 03 Age, IWirvtiucss, Lost of power lo either Hexjnvomntary Loenes and Hperraatorrhors by over-exertion of the brain, aelf-sbnsa sud over-indulgence. Each bux contain* one month’s treatment. 91.00 a box, or nix boxes for 90.00. sent by mat! prepaid on verelpt o* prtoe. • WE QUAKANTEE SIX EOXE9 To core any case. With each urder received by n» for six buxes, accompanied with • 5.00, we will tend the purchaser our written guar- anIctt to refund the money If the treatment does uot effect a cure. Guarantee* issued only by JOHN C. WEST & CO.. .£ West Madtsoa Street Chicago. III. *28d«9w1* toHtoy he At 2:10 p. in. a w >n was driven into th cricxt't grounds w -n Mr. Brown’s kite. It twent\-ii ;e feet lo.ig and flfremi feet vide, and was mad** ot co'ored silk, for Wti*on Mr. Browu hsd paid $3 a yard. Ths material wai red, whito and bine in color, and th- deaton of th» coloring lt>oked not unlike the tights of n comic opera choris ter. Tne tall wt* «XJ feet Ion*. Mr. Brown, in a black frock coat, buttoned up close to a high standing collar, and a b’ack-and-^artot cravat, looked nervous. He found time, however, to say: “Yo i know that be tail U the balUst of the kite. There you see to tbe rudder,” pointing to a fan shaped arrangement of varnished c-*dar at the end of the tail. "It Is guided by ike lightest e!-ctric wires from my battery here. The kite to only made for short flights. Tiro railea to my limit ” The kite wsa ready to start. It to usual to start a kite by running with it against tne wind, but as no man conid run with a f >rtv*io kite, two wur** deputed to stand on top ot the wagon and hold It upright, while the horses were to bi urged in a wild gallop against the wind. A clear lane waa uiadt* by tbe police, the great kite was rair-ed ' to the brtexe and the horses were etarted. As they parsed the dump of woods to tbe we*t ot the ground* the wind c (tight hold of the kite and the men let go. Au ex- pMsloB of satUfactioa settled ou Mr. Brown’s face. Then the huge kite soared for a moment ahead and ab ore tbe wagon. ro»e twenty fret in the air, and flapped down directly in front of the boraex’ no«es. The team rear*.!; then, blind with termr, dashed straight ahead and trampled Mr. Brown’s gaudy experiment into the uiotot earth. "I know the tr 'able, he etid, at he be held the ruin of let hopes. "The frame* work of lha kite was made ton to-avy. I told the carpenter so when he finished ii. but be instotad that a lighter frame would snap.” _ AT THE FAIR preparation i THE BARRY MANUFACTURING CO.. Drawer 29, Atlanta, Ga. Note.—Luxonsni to no alcoholic mix ture. but a co binittion of herbs sod plants In psckair* form from whtob simple tea is made Write for interesting book, mailed free. NICE CHEAP GOODS. • K. V. s nltb'e Ne» Hlore.Mn! , •-rf eueoi. ueceeeu Thlnl acu Fourtc feats, vue. can be had th. CINCINNATI FAR MER’SLEDREILBSSESSkW UlsrS to5!u>oi^tb«rratrame’ e * p0 “ lbl ' —,uh * B0— pebUcaltoa^sollen up to Mi TH* GRANDEST OT ALL • AUT PKEM1D1IS. y«wt Gitds hi iiaa for tin; Money. Don't forget th, piece. Stimulating Sfewspaper Ocula Ion. BtuOTtan MalL A novel tray is inureue ike list of vnfi ve fibers has jn-t been adopted by a French co.itemporary, the Gauloi*. Tbe proprie tors of tbia junrn.1, so are ere told, under take to pay * sum of 6 0)0 franra at tbe deeru* of any subscriber mho may meet with bn death * a railway or tramway, or by Mine run or.r try a vehicle in th* ■treet A proportions), ram is paid for injuries received. All (bat I. ueoeaeary to poefn-e I. tbe I rat receipt ,f rabveriptlna. fhe Gaulole alto pave compensation to any puechwerof a »in*!« copy, or his bain, abuuld be be injaradcr killed on the day on which the paper it bought. THE FAiR. Waukesha Glenn Mineral Water. Far* Drtaktag Water from Ike Wankeska Glenn ttorlnr. Wanseths, delivered tn say part of the world. Tbe deasaad for the eeU brated water by oar leading families mi rego- Urdrtnkloc water to (tally la< re*»t*g. Invalu able jo all |iduey and uleby leadin* <ini M wu, **tau!ero«ims,xro> ters, or direct from spring la kirreU, halve* nad glaae bnolen Addreu 750 ACRES OF LAND Will ie Said Che ip to Cto$e up aa Estate. I wflf eafi cheap 7ao sere* of vafeafiL land in Doaguerty county. The railroad from Albany to Arlington ran. tbrongb H. The land le neu Wicker’s Sudan, 15 mil** from Alb.ru The large part of Ii cleared and lu cn'tiva Ion. Addrera WM. BUTIIHRFORD, exSwtlbunl Cododea, 0a. Aa entirely reliable, legal end rabettntUl proposition, msle by th. most pcu .Ur family Newipeper tn ihta country. Tbo old, reliable wild OU) PACTS %• ADI E8s5$§CgaWffl ■I'M! !■ D&. -osly cure, ntrcsiirl - I ‘•U'^nenl atr^niT-tT a: cotintW - the popularity the original. <I85£ES~: m, iji'ukVELGPEQ PARU or ths nous v.onr islxkqkp, airxLorxn. —, , . r-g-3= j a.-~vsc:agcr-' CONSUMPTION. TlwtspflrtStswsjirdfiissiswliaiiiitoia 9m Uiuu ieoIttMief tbe wars* |la*w4W bsf »um4\9€ bsra teseyswa. I►••$"»*!• nsTfbUi SMMWWHWMtend TSO aOTTLSS nUKl I rattand P I) eUe [aa. r. a. rloul a. iBfisua, »«* Tak. le ItsdiCvDvy] SsefSir witdl Manhood Restored ■nsEPTr***.—AvMSJmef yoeth/fTta^ ,gsa. t .sfig boston Rutabaga Turnips. HIns y barrals just received on eoodgB rut a aid for tala by Georgft S. Jonet ; BE WARDING m* 1’SBs.ihii' _ 1*0 isURIRBatL The expense* »nd eArnlnuJ r a paper with loo.ooo circuit 1 on srfll approxUntae as fol tpws: Rece.Ptt—From tdver In the winter of WI, while on exhibUkm In CloalmiliJ panic-stricken audlen p.Ii .. . .. j or w blbtilouoo upanj n tbeprrtd-nceo' nitric end panlc-ntrlck* (ha original pelntlngol "Tho Prodigal Sun.' > T '.w »jw*rt and sold by him to (he Kxblblli tlslng. 500 Inches per ’l»>uie,M ‘he ratet ilc. a Ilue per im* >f tlrcuUllou, t»r $1 u line fu- iSSStJHL®® jH?.**: \ n : >W is, IHI, me nuiugoi an oruerawtu »»« Wll c, u i fromBprompUy exiwited To each rabet rlber under (hi* offer 7J MS . nl th ® plctura*. cxccnt* d In oil e.)l«- ». ou ot 80c - Tbe chart* Is to cover cost of stive * "* fM|H |tttt|BtolnT prepayment of coat of delivery, eto , w* dclive* lug them to any address, at I charge* p*ld. NO BLANKS! rdera. —. . Lxvaasu — tuning iuo.oo>, turpag*^ poet*ge, pr«as-workJ paper, poetdge. pr«s*-woi , fl.W* p*» to-ue, PL',« •oiieJ work. lnridentala.iJ to; total, LtirUU. Leaving tbc •plendkl profit of tSBl.GOO. ! | Three-Worth* of this profit |wUl be made out of the sale ttl-tng siHoe. and stiver ..|5.ooa TICKETS. 1 Capital 1 T> Pr«ms, Vo each 1 25 Premi.ta each 10000 Pram*,110each l«« W944 Premi, each. 171 Capital Premlnm. .. < Capital PmInm.... 2,000 istra wiu pay |l» Una sirnpl) »CapJU} J*ramium^.. low ^caoafc the paper bss iuo.uxj | C-apltal Premium.. . # fioo lrculatlrtj. lf l» had bat 10, i Capital Premium..^. *.A0 w they would pay but 10c. * Inc. Tficwtota every snb 100,000 Cash Premiums Aggregation $200,013. 'Cnbr»w a pro rata earner ot , . ..... „ iverttatuc ptnflt*. to worth t« , In the above list all are CAMI premiums, of which paper 91 loom circulation W.otiofWeach.tmAwsgatflapfhpt>■<— Jfl. We propose to ktep thy {° ^OOO-e cash premium for xvaar subscriber, le. as our share and repay tu torn than rJ-and ur inbacrfben the Vi In .hi „ K1 , . ropurikp w, wdi here tst.tw ft cosfs NOBODY ANYTHING TO SUBSCRIBE ■pssmstrinx twee u. ^RmeawiHHaM ubttrlbeni uot of the paper’* $r i1ni.5thu ueru of LXiuduj It, A* the snbecriptlon price wUHto do*lnct«1 when the cadi rc nWcML premium la pa.d and the *ub*crlptlon begin*—(here art I This h a plain statement > ^ blanks, facts, and Involves no ueces- -*Wk|» PramM Vi IMP U»y of resorting to illegal . . and And out. IMStt methods as an excuse foro *‘ l Pl o! your letter we will send with the Pre ing "numbered recelpta,” ana Engraving a sealed envelope containing ao ordei Uircefl “fntmre 4rawlu<v“ or V 0 ’ c “ h . fremlonv ibvt will !„■ .iue you •ftwaakf.a i» to slinDlr sndtbtae will be no waiting or uneertalPty. msTS jmdke dlvtotau with BKBIMBIR. No 8UB0CR1P* ION PRICK NKBPB1 xireaZwcnbeoof anmaltahlt _ im ^*2 f tJ'Or r ..ic-ft %ri • ' ' I' • I I • .*. . •• •» , * |n» wtlratwnra , . IbePtemloui Pjcturaaln acoJfl ■■■■■■■■■ ? in hi* Igmae or eflea sad make known to tboa . , who rail how and ataere Mfnr«i them. Pdsitlvel drine. Every v-t of thcN> plrtun--* «•* it out >ecun» aldlti-.nal »ahv'riberfi •/Using profit* out of wh*. h » - pay th • < n-h Pramlums :■ •. ,. u th.* li-t •> Tbertorrrt. &•*>.. on the p'.rt ir. -, have nothing to do wlthUia-* 1 - irrlce, aa 1 w!I* barely cover th.; coat of advertising, drilvery and pa ui U rv^ntovl lor tbe three - • •»rdrr h* .t u >• «• * •: -<'f- Kt hi. f.f th- • knowladBtnR amount, place* wtryre ‘ ’ \ (iold inr. drlivury and packing *o targe a aha* b will be eatcrrsl or sealed Cash • reuilun scenes, and _ wbr the picture* are enclosed. Those who r •1 Cash Premiums wfll Pitase td-gnph. at our expet pa will not he aectpti t for picture charges, exi< i> i»« We will send all the sealed Cash Premium Ord-p person who Mud* a Uiol names, an I hs can those whose names be send*, or b- can keep them and names he *^nd ten, 91-K; for blwraff UI ib. bemfiu. lo.t ubt ranges with Imm whose m ... w mill he aaaS In elab orders for the M sligehir?-* Five, t: ■ J7 lO^tWfjjr, 9PQ9; thirty, fueg; forty, »17J»; fifty, a;l abov j! VF 1 This to business from the word "Gor If yon send aa yc m charge ou the oU plcfirra, we will send you a single C or uot toA (X an fi. for there are no blank* We expect to secure th- fifty, WOs iddra f) day a, and to be among the favo mlamePSM Insengh noy bank, pom or s ^nefjafl. varau . *i.-i k.exrr'ldof U -td-oVy. ■■wm SMB HSfimn hwh