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— • - — .-••• - rai.-l, day. Let the Butting Proceed. Philadelphia Pnn. The Iren trade goat again threaten! to butt hin head op acainet tha protectionist wall. I.et him. The wall la ready for bus!- nesa any day. • No Chnnco For Mr*. Lockwood. Chambcratmrg Valley Spirit ,r WbO will go Into the new cabinet?'’ atke.l a Spirit representative ol a distln- ’.ahed friend o( Gov. Cleveland the other J. "Men," waa the laconic answer, Thoaa Boota. Washington, December 15.—A gentle man who has just returned from a visit to Gov. Cleveland in Albany says that dnr- ing bla talk with the Goremor an express package was brought in. The package when opened waa iound to contain a hand somely made boot ol enormous size and thickness of sole. The foot was a’ least twofeet in length. Upon the sole was the legend, “Kick the Rascals Ont.” In the Language ot Logan f "We la All Lett." Washington Special. I heard this afternoon that the new Pres- Idem had made np bla mind not to ap- point any Bontbern roan to bis cabinet liv ing further South than North Carolina. This would seem lo indicate, If true, that Virginia might get a chance at the grab- f bag If the leading Democrats units on a '■man. The Pollto M. Dumas. Buffalo Xxpress. A ball was g ven recently in Part* by a certain Spanish eomati ot rank, whose reputation was something mote than doubtful. I She tnvttrd to It Alexander Dumas and bis unmarried daughter. Toe gentleman arrived a'one at tbs enteiUm- ment. "Charmed to s> e you, Si Dumas.” said the hostess, "but wbete is jo ar daugh ter?' 1 "She was unable to come, madams, for two reasons,” was the response. "The second was that she bad a baa cold.” A Carriage for Mr. Cleveland. New York Tribune. A man in Jones connty, Ge... owns acar- riagemade from timbers of the famous lrigatc. "Old Ironsides." The carriage was originally made for General Jackson by some enthusiastic New York Demo crats. The General invited his successor, Hartln Van Buren, to ride with him in It from the White House to the capitol on the day of the latter’s inauguration. It waa a very high affair, with folding steps reach ing almost to the ground, llie interior In its day was Bnely upholstered in bine plush, which has now faded to a dingy white. 2The material and workmansbln of the en tire vehicle waa of the beat, and the wheels and fiamework are good for Hftv years to come. Now, why doesn’t “Richelieu" Robinson Introduce a bill compelling Mr. Cleveland to ride to his inauguration in lids good old .Jacksonian carriage? Grim Humor. N. Y. Bun. The UUIe Giant of Connecticut said the best thing that was said at the Cleveland banquet in tb's city the other evening. Alluding to the rejoicings of the Democ racy occaui Ion ed bv the election ot the Governor ot New York to the Presidency, the Governor of Connecticut exclaimed: "Now 1s the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this son of Yoik." This waa good, very good; and we are not surprised that It was greeted with tie- mendous applause. It was too goed to be true, however, so far as U referred to Gov. Cleveland as a son ol this State. He was born on the other side of the Hudson river and. to be strictly accurate, Gov. Waller ghould have said: •'Now is the winter of onr discontent Made glorious summer by this sou ol Now Jersey t” Rut that would not have sounded so wen. Politeness In tha Law. London Truth. How wondorfoly poll's the law is be coming. Lord Marcus Hereford, as I re marked Isst week, was begged not to trouble himself to enter the uoci: at the Old Uallry, end now I read Ibot, at Bir mingham, Mr. Cbamheilaio, when called Os a witness in the Police Court, was “in vited to remain on Ibebencb." Mr. Cham berlain, however, ta might have been ex pected, set himself against this absurd practice of making dlet.nctlona between witnesses, and si ubbed the magistrate >e vercly by promptly going Into the witness box. The jaw should be no respecter ol persons, sliether they are witnesses or prisoners. Cremation Society, at No. 109 West Fifty! fourth attest 'he Rev. Ilr Howarl Hen derson, ot the Simpson Methodist Episco pal Church, of Jersey City, read a paper on "Cremation.” He said he had made a study of the beat means of disposing of the deatf, and had come to the conclusion that the day was not far disiant when the re tort will take the place ot the grave. He spoke of the large smount of money ex pended in monuments, ttowers and funer als, and characterized it as a mockery. The costliest building in the world, he ssid.l is the Taj Mahal. In India. Thin is a tomb erected by a prince to do honor to his dead queen. The speaker lavored cremation to- a great many reaaons. He aald incinera tion performed in fifty minutes the same work that the grave required ts many years to complete^^^^^^^^^^^H A Stall in the Augean Btablae. Washington special ta the New York World. It la really strange, but nevertheless a lsct, that a majority ol the Repnb'lcans take actual comfort In the defeat cf their party. There is hardly a Republican Sen ator or member who does not take pleas ure In the contemplation ot a thorough re organization and cleaning up of the de partments. I have heard much worse things about the department* and their management than I have ever heard from the Democrats. The trouble with the Republicans who were conscious of all theso wrongs was that they could do noth ing,or landed they could not,without injur ing the intereita of the party. H8enator Rayanl takes charge ot the Treasury De partment next inring and undertakes the reform of tbst department hewidhavea greater task upon bla hands than he has ever before undertaken. The easterns division will probably first command bis attention. Here for years all the decisions of this boresu havs been sold in advance to a lev favored Importers. Tht Investi gation ot the Senate committee on appro priations two years ego will give the new secretary a number of suggestions, in that investigation it was shown that g few of the fi.M •: i-.i nlllcigli had bad tbsir ser vant-.’Lire, carriage repelling, house dec orating and even newspapers and chil dren's school books charged up to Uncle Bfiffi. Tha Nlcarnuia Canal. N. Y. Jcurnal ol Commerce. Under these circumstances It woold be foolish to Inveigh against tha I’anuna Canal as a t-osilbl* menace to the United htales. Still leas rational would It be tol construct at the f ireposteroua senems said to ne lmDeaden n the treaty lately negotiated by tha ad ministration with tha republic ot Nica ragnn. Such a canal woold coat between HCO.bCO.ObO ami Jl.'0,(M),«H>-p*rbip* a great deal more. Nicaragua throws tu a atrip of land alx miles wide which would be united State* territory as much at the District ol Colombia. Thla land would be of no particular valu* except os it would command the canal on both and enabl* oar government to protect Ite property there. The entlr* charge ot con trolling and managing tb* canal would de- valve on the United States and be a heavy burden. On her side Nicaragua would re ceive one ball of the grou tolls collected. Hie would alio be protected by her power ful associate against foreign aggression or domestic disturbance—since both causes would eapum the inn rests ot the canal to Injury. Her people wonl 1 derive great benefits from the canal, both directly and incidentally, like tome other reciprocity treaties recently negotist;d-so far at their Datura haa been divulged—this treaty -with Nicaragua is one tided. Nicaragua would reap unquestioned advantages from in Rut all lb# cos's sad r'akt would de voir* upon tb* United State*. Th* Sad Sea Dog. K. Y. World. The Atmy and Navy Herald turns Ad miral Porter, o! th# navy, over In a two column review ol hit book, “Robert ' JJiable," which Appleton Is bringing out in clumsy instalment fatbloo. There Is nothing abent the book towsmnttbe tur cLsee of a second Instalment except by tho;e who follow the writings ofa real Uve adn.tral. It hit been discovered that the admiral's hook Is destitute of any Interest vat i story, it very crudely put f and abounds in vulgar phrases and Is is near an approach to erotic plctnree as the admiral dares to ventura In tngliih. He u ekes cn« of tht physicians in the bock threattn a young lady In this way: "It you don’t keep stifl I will puts blister AH Du* to tha Rink. It was at the roller skating rink. First traveling phrenologist—“Can’t you lend me a dollar?” Second traveling phrenologist—' My gracious! is that yon? Why, you look all broken up. Been sick?" "No but I've had bad luck." ”1 should say so. Never saw yon look ing so seedy. Couldn’t yon attract an audience at your last town?” "Yes, I had a big audience, and during the lecture tried to read character by the bumps as usual, but mode so many terri ble blunders tint the police made me give them their money back and then they mobbed me.” "Made blunders! I can't understand that Yon never tatted to recognize bumps belore. What could have been the mat ter?” "It seems the town had a new roller skating rink and everybody was learn- ing." __________ Death In the Llme-Klln Club. Detroit Free Press. Givadam Jones sent to the secretary's desk a letter he bad received from Green Bay, Wis, announcing the death of Brother Sunrise Bray ton. the lather of twelve children and the inventor ot aeven kinds ot toothache dtops. The letter stated that be fell asleep on the railroad bridge and was run over by a train of thirty-seven freight cars, and was quite dead when found. The president ordered the left-hand bear trap to be draned in mourning for the space of thirty days, and added: "One by one we flit toward do valley an’ de ahadder. While it would seem as it ebery member ot die club had sense ’cuff not l go to sleep ou a railroad track, we kin not alius fathom de motives of men, an' we must not criticise to harshly, De secretary will offer our sympathy to tie be reaved fam'ly. an’ in case it am deem'd necessary to begin a suit agin de railroad fur tuildin’ a bridge in that pertickler spot we will donate de aum of (to toward dsl end.” nm telegraph and messengers Friday. December 26,isst. Governor Brown and General Cordon. Tallahassee Economist, It ts believed that G'^rnOf Joe Brown Jj Ta< t '^ General Gordon out of the Unite" states Senate, not exactly by ts'.ing him up into a high mountain and offering him nil the kingdoms of the world (or his eeat, hut by taking him into his, Joseph B’s office at Adanta and Inring him with the prospect of great wealth from certain railroad schemes. And so Gordon went out and 11 own went in. For awtiile thereafter It Is believed Gor don was very successful in pocketing mon ey from his railroad adventures. But if reports, seeming!.- well founded, are true he has lost it all and Joe Brown has his feat in the Senate—and is likely to keep We can’t say that we think General Gordon deserves much sympathy on ac count ot the (allure of his money making schemes. For his gallantry during the war the people ot Georgia honored, and rewarded him wiili the In--lie it otlice in their gift; an office, too, whose salary, so large tn comparison with the meagre in comes of his late comrades, should have been abundantly satisfactory to him, a; it was certainly fufflcietit, and more than sufficient, for the reputable support of any ordinary family. Of this high honor he deliberately divested himself—for nothin! higher than tlias gratification, at least so i api ears to the public—of a sordid desire and ambition for the accumulation of money. The Haw Orleans Free Luneh. Utter to Boston Globe, special institution of NVw Orleans, which strangers seldom discover until they have been here a week o, so is what are styled “free lunches." Oilier cities give these lunches, it is trne, but none have ever compared with New Orleans, unless it ii San Francisco. Before the war the bar rooms, ot as they were then styled, “exchanges.” were really the com mercial exchanges of the ciiy, where merchants ami business men met and transacted their affairs. As they did not go home to dinner, the saloon men found it convenient to have a little warm lunch for their patrons, This soon grev into a regular institution, end the Iunchc3 set became equal to the finest to be obtained at any r-staurant in the city. One of the, saloons a sl-ort time ago n-,-d to advertise a bill of fare of boiled redfi-b, shrimp sal ad, wild turkey, Oalt House sausage! NOT PLEASED WITH BAYARD. 8snator Camden Opana Democratic Fire on Cleveland's Premier. New Yosk, December 17.—Senator Cam den, of West Virginia, who has been for several days attending to railroad busi ness, is reported' as being sarcastic in his reference to Senator Bayard with whom he charges with at tempting to [play the schoolmaster both to the Democratic party and to Cleveland. He says that Bayard has become over bearing and dictatorial tn bis Intercourse with the Democratic members of the Sen ate and the party leaders In a marked de gree. Mr. Camden says that much resent ment Is being aroused against Bayard on this account. Ar Camden has close rela tions with the coal and oil crowd, bis ani mus can easily be understood. That Tildeu is thoroogbly aroused is shown in the fact that many of the old Til- den managers held a conference here to night at which W. C. Whitney, W. I.. Scott of Ktle, John G. l’riest and J G. Prather of St. Louis, Senator Camden and Smith M. Weed of Plattsbnrg—all old Til- den managers—are reported to have been present. Th-ir object was to take con- concerted action to push Whitney for the Treasury Department. John O. Priest said to a reporter, who asked him about this phase ot the cabinet controversy tonight: ”1 have no doubt that Mr. Ttldeus influence with Cleveland will be very great. The efforts of Til- den’s friends weeks before the Chicago convention were exerted to keep him from positively withdrawing from the race. By this means we were able to bring together In the convention friends and supporters of TilJcn to the number of more than two- thirds of the entire membership ot the convention. With this element TUden’s word was almost law, and when it was un derstood that he desired the nomination ot Cleveland and believed his election possi ble, the nomination was assured to New York’s governor.” In corroboration of the information of Tildon’s efforts to control Cleveland. It can be stated that Smith M. Weed. John Bige- Maltieatlng the Old Folks. Talmaie. You maltreat an aged parent. You be grudge him the room In your house. You are Impatient of hia whimsicalities ana garrulity. It makes you mad to hear him tell the same story twice. You give him food he cannot masticate. You wish he were away. You wonder U be is going to lies forever. He will be gone very toon His step# are shorter.tnd shorter. Hole going to stop. But God hat an account to settle with you on that subjecL After a while your eye will be dim and your gait will haltand the sound of thsgriudiog will be law, and you will tell the same story twice, and your children will wonder if C M are going to lira forever, and wonoer you will never be taken away. They called you "father" once; now they call you “old man." If you Uve a few years Ioager they mil call you the "old chap.” What are thoeo rough words with which your children are accosting you? Thay ar* tb* echo of the very words you used lo the ear of your old father forty years ago. What ts that which you are trying to chew, but find it unuastlcable. and your jews ache, and you surrender the attempt? Perhaps it may he the gristle which you gavt to your father fur his breakfast (arty yean ago. A gentleman passing along the slrset saw a son drag- alrg bit father into the street by the heir ol his head. Tee gent leman, outraged »t this brutal conduct, was about to punish the offender, when the old man aroie and said: "Don't hurt him; it's sit right; forty years ago this rooming I dragged out my father by the hair ol his head I” It is a circle. My father lived into tha eighties, and he bad a very wide experience, and he said that msttrestment of paranta waa al ways punished'n this world. Other slus ay he adjourned to lu* next woriti, but si treatment ot parents ts punished in thia world. An Ostord Proctor. Cassell's Fatally Magazine. Picture to yourself a gentleman between 30 and 50 years of age. dressed in a black gown with ample velvet sleeves edged with wasp color, and white bands, sneb as cler gymen were wont to wear, depending from Bla throat, and you will have some idea of the external appearance of an Oxford proctor. The black gown represents the public ceremonies In which be takes part, the white bends denote the solemnity of hie office, while the velvet eleeves express tbs softness of his manners tnd the wasp- colored border suggests the etlog that lurks beneath. In dignity n ranks next only to the vice-chancellor, be walks second In the procession of magnates which files into 8L Mary's church tvety Sunday to bear the university sermon, he raceivts the name* and feet of candidates for Use public examination, and plays a con spicuous and highly amusing part in the ceremony of conferring degrees. After each batch of sew made graduates have had a Latin incantation mumbled over them by the vice chancellor two protect- ora, in the presence not only of university ofllcis Is and student!, but also ot any out sider who chooses lo look on. sheepishly stride up the long room and back again ham and beef,S-iratcgt puts oc.«, rice,bread and butter and innumerable side dishej. The lunches served to-day are as good as you can get in any eating house for 50 to 75 cents, including some dez-n dishes, always soups ot gumbo, a fine roasOof beef, vegetables, salads and bread. You get yon r lunch free, bnt pay for a drink the ordinary price of 10 or 15 cents. 11 yon can get a good lunch route and find the day upon which each saloon sets its best table, you will be able to tare excel lently and can postpone your dinner to the New Orleans hour of C and make it serve lor supper also. A New Cotton Plcktr. Timcs-Democrat. A cotton picker, wi'h which an ordinary- band can pick from 500 to 1,000 pounds of cotton per day—a long-needed Invention that must prove a boon to the South,—has been devised by Mrs. M. C. Walling, ot Brenbam, Texas, who is now in New Or leans procuring a patent of it. This is one of the simplest and most ingenious pieces of mechanism imaginable and yet appa rently capable of doing all the work claimed for iL It constats of a three-pronged frame of wood, or other material, perforated at regular distances, through which are in serted wires Tsryiug in length from fore to rear and securely fastened, to which is attached a neat handle. There are about 200 needh-pointed wires in the three prongs, from which fact its utility as a cotton picker can be at once compre hended. The operator can stand erect, thus dis pensing with the practice—alike laborious and Injurious to health—ot stooping, and ply the picker from any direction to reach the boll, the fiber being readily impaled upon the win*. Upon the lower aide hooks are formed to secure the cotton that has fallen from the bolls to the ground. When the picker becomes full, inverting it relieves it. There can hard!; be a question as to the facility and spec' e picked by tin Instrument, not only rapidly, but cleanly as with the hinds, for it la obvious to all who have seen cotton lu its various stages of growth and maturity that It transcends man's inventive faculty to devise and per fect an automatic or steam mechanical liance that will or can sutces.fully . It from the boll. This implement will do it, however, with mechanical speed and predion, and can be made at so low a rate aa to be placed at a trifling coat In tha bands of every cotton planter tn the South. produced. There Is not enoogfa of wick eder ra In the hook to make it sell. The aerv.lc attempt to write in th* wont French fashion is only pitiable. Thera passages in the book rtcall Use Admiral’s adven- tort a with a relative by the name of Wet- luore in 1671*. Wttmora got hold of some cf tha foolish letters tb* Admiral bad written to bis IWetmora’s) wife. Wet- si ore quarreled with lie Admiral over H Mif mcnev oiftltcn. utd in retaliation published theta captured let ters. They were published In the Chicago Times. The Admiral soon after compro- niienl the matter and tha suit beta era them «».- dropped. The letters were the embodiment of silly gueb. ths outpouring ot a i r.in so soft that nsush would havs been frozen nek in comparison. They weir - ; i.i I, “The Adm'l." Admiral For- account of bis many peculiar- i-gi ul.r with '.ra naval z'seei- la look, "Robert 1c I habit, ns. title transformed by the nm ol They call it ‘Lot-* devil of a ~ ■ work r-cgbl to make the " retired lor tht very low tnd Andrew H. Green Lave passed back and forth between Greystpne and Al bany nearly every day for the past three weeks. William C. Whitney, when seen to day, said laughingly: “You can not get an interview out ot me, or drag Into the papers by my consent. I presume lb's ts a free country, and you may write what you have a mind to, but I will uot talk.” CONKL'NC'8 SNEER. How the Roacoe'a Milk of Kindness Was Turned to Call. Writing to the Cleveland Leader, "Carp” says: It was the oldest correspon dent on Newspaper Row who was talking. The subject was Conkling. Said he, "Ros- coe Conkling was once one ol the pleas antest and most sociable fellows in Con gress. He was a great friend of the news paper correspondents, and night after night hs used to drop iuto our offices and gossip and chat and tell stories. Many a good piece of news we used to get from him, audio those days we all liked to say a good thing for him. He was a better looking man in those days, and he hod lines in his countenance which have since disappeared. He looked like a man who lived tree from care and who loved his felinw men. Thete was no habitual sneer npoa his face, and hedid not look upon the world and us as his enemies. I remember a ben his lace began to change. * It was at the time of the confirmation ot the treaty at Washington. Ramsdell and Young were imprisoned for refusiug to tell where they got certain information in regard to It, and Conkling incurred the enmity of the press by denouncing them, and by telling a lie in open Senate when the Son.itora and correspondents krew that it was a lie. Of course wo defended ourselves, and immediately the country rang with Conkling's falsity and he was denounced as badly at Keller, during the last Con gress. This treatment turned the milk of human Undue* la Roacoe'a soul tu bit terest gall. Heat once tssumed the do mineering air he has since retained, and the sneer with which he tried to show his ihdlffercnce ate day by day into bis band- some face until it became a part of its tea'ures. The face Is sm index of the soul. It changes with the changes of the soul, and Conkling's countenance ts the result of the workings of this gnat law ol nature." ARRIVAL OF THE PALLIUM. His Father's 8on. Washington, December 17.—Two nights ago President Arthur's coupe drove up in trout ot Millbum's drug store, on Penn sylvania avenue, near Fifteenth street. The time was beyond midnight. Allen Arthur end a college-mate, home with him for the holidays lrom Princeton, were In the coupe. The two young men got out ot the conpe and began to ring in the rood violent fashion a’, the night bell. The clerk, who sleeps In the drug store, got up hastily and, half-dressed, rushed to the door to see what was wanted. He im agined that the call could be nothing less than oneot ills and death. When he opened the door he asked; "What is wanted?” "Nothing," replied Alien Arthur, and then the two students roared aa if the whole thing was a stupendous joke. The clerk was very angry. He swore at the night wanderers in a way that provoked theTjokers. They proposed to thrash the cleric for his impudence in daring to resent their fun. Just as they were moving toat- tack him a ppliceman came along. He re cognized young Arthur and advised him ta go home end cease making a disturb ance. This friendly surostion was also received as an intuit. Arthur demanded the policeman's name and number. He gave it promptly In a loud, angry voice. Then Arthur said: "Don't talk so load. You are impudent I will have your head and buttons off lrom you by to-morrow morning.” The policeman, fearing to get Into trouble, summoned several gentlemen near and took their names ts witnesses for a possible defense. With difflcnlty the young men were persuaded to re-enter the coupe and go away. As the carriage drove off young Arthur put bis heed out of the window and called out to the policeman: "I will have your bead and buttons at 9 o'clock to-moirow morning.” At latest accounts the officer was still in possession of his head and buttons. Oss reason why Hunt's lKidney and Liver] Remedy ts so popular for the cure ot diseasea of the kidneys, liver end blad der is that It shows Immediate improve ment in the condition ot the patient and recovery Is steady and certain. Its cures have been so wonderful that physicians of all schools prescribe it In their practice. Buying and (ailing wives. New York Star. The headquarters of the PcekeklU Wife Exchange Is on Water street. It ie located In a large brick building. The landlord la r sident of the exchange, whose share olden are mainly governed strictly on the limited liability plan. The exchange an swers ths purpose of a boarding-house, and supplies food hs the week to many women whose original husbands bare mysterious ly disappeared. Tht former president and proprietor was Mrs. Thomas Robinson, but one day Joel Thompson became Infatuated with her, and her husband, baring no further use for her, sold her to Thompson tor three bushels of whesL Robinson grinned, took the freight end grew wealthy In a corner on Peeksklll grain,which he managed with consummate ability. The purchase gave Tbompeon a good deal of satisfaction for a time, until he, too.went Into the grain bus iness. But be embarked lu it in its distill ed form and became a drunkard. The alleged Mrs. Tbompeon, whose ex K rtence in wheat appeared to have not en unmtxed with leaven ol Mt'ernets joined a temperance society, and front it graduated into a fully-developed Amazon In the Salvation Army. Occasionally the transaction is managed on a atrictly cash brats. For Instance, among the prominent boarders at thla boarding boose ts a character known as "Glp" Williams. He was at one time the Dossetsor of a blushing bride, to whom stpoDjour hustle.'' His dsscriptlona of the si [-(trance of bis ladies who don full siitsa suggest th* fact that the Admiral be longs to ll.c clifr cl old men who sit In the front row Of a theatre when the ballet is without saying or doing anything, is there la an attempt at solemnity iu their gait, bat alter the senseless exercise bu been repeatei two or three timea they look, aa they doubtless feel, thoroogbly wretched ; the effort to appear dignified!, and the desire to get it over as soon as possible, combine to produce one ot the moat comical effects ever seen. The rea son foe this absurd performance Is not far to seek. In ancient days any trades man who had mooey owing him from an undergraduate might arrest the proc- tor'e coarse by plucking bis sleavs, and so prevent the defsnlter from taking his de gree till Us debt bad been discharged. Few paopi* know that thia lithe real ori gin of the term "plucked" as tppli d to failure in elimination. But this is by no means th* only occasion an which the praetor has to goon doty. Ills a sad fact that this splendid dignitary, with bit vel vet sleeves and snow-wbit* bands, is com pelled to prowl about tha straets try night, fulfilling the functions of a policeman. He It supported by three stalwart fellows in plain clothes, whose official title I* "proc tor's men," bnt who art popolntly known The Presentation Ceremonies eoatpontd Until Attar Nsw Year's Day, Philadelphia Times, The long-expected pallium, the sacred emblem ot the metropolitan dignity ol Archbishop Ryan, arrired tn this city yes terday- Th* Rev. Charles O'Keefe, of Wapplnger's Fall*, X- Y„ who was dtalg nated by the Fope as its bearer, sailed from Queenstown on tha Gth upon the steamship Arison*. Upon th* arrival of the Tassel In New York he telegraphed the clergy of Philadelphia and started Imme dtately lor the city, arriving at th* archl episcopal residence, at Eighteenth stud Summer straets, shortly before 3 o'clock in the afternoon. The pallium, which is an eccletiutlcc' emblem of the highest significance in ths polity of the Roman Cstholic church, con sists of a white band, about two Inches wide, made from the purest latnbe' wool. It is embroidered with crow black or dark purple, and la son upon the shoulder*, crossing In front upon the breast. Ornaments depend lrom the ends ot the band, and at the point where the pallimn crosses it is secured by golden pins. Ths pallium Is made in Roms ot the wool shorn from two lambs which the sisterhood ol Santa Agnera, on the Via Komentana, offer every year on their patronal feast, while the Agnus Del Is sung at mass. It is first worn by the Pop* and Is sent by him to each newly ap pointed archdltbop. It Is usually consid ered the distinctive badge of tha metro politan dignity.thoogh bishops have some times been honored with its investiture. "As ths pallium hu been received dar ing the period ot Advent,” raid Father El- cock yesterday, "the ceremodie* of pre sentation aad investiture cannot properly take place until alter Christmas. The present dat* (or the ceremony has not been fixed, but It will probably occur early In the new year.” PRANKS OF THE CADET*. Tit* Annapolis Boys Dissatisfied With th* Management of th# Academy. Axsarous, December 16,—The Naval Academy has for a taw days been dis tor bed by rebellious demonstrations among the cadets, wUcb threaten to culminate In a revolt. For some time there haa been a strong feeling of d'seontent among th* bays, growing oat of general dislike of Bo- perintendent Ramsay and his policy. Last week there were several disturbances in Crammnr ns Related to Political Profit. Some years ago, before the days of his political advancement, Hon. L, P. Morton, minister to Paris, used to he a taller in nn Illinois town. He then had his ca'tf printed, “L. P. Morton, Merchant Tailor. Now, in imitation of royal flunkies end clubs, he sends out a perfumed and deli cately tinted piece of board bearinj l-'gend: "M. C. Morton.” This wh freak ol our minister to Paris huexciied considerable comment and no small amount of ridicule, and has recalled to the mind of at least ooe man a mat ter ot some interest regarding Mor ton's appointment to the French mission. This man, who is well-known in literary, legal, political and social circles iu this city, and who threat ens to make his home hereafter in New York, says that be has it from authority wotthy of credence that when Garfield had Morton's appointment under considera tion he told a friend that Morton wanted the m'siion to the Court of St. James in stead ot Paris. "But,” said Garfield, "Morton it not very accurate in the use of the English language, and if I send him to Pariyhtt mistakes will be less noticed than in London.” Solo Paris Morton was sent, while the elegant and scholarly James Russell Lowell went to the Court of St. James to maintain the reputation of Lind- ley Murray in the now world. Young Mon:—Rsnd This. The Voltaic Belt Company, ot Marshall, Mich., oiler to send their celebrated Elec tro Voltaic Belt and other Electric Appli ances on trial for thirty days, to men (young or old) afflicted with nervous de bility, loss of vitality and manhood, and indred troubles. Also for rheuma tism. neuralgia, paralysis, and many oth er diseases. Complete restoration to health, vigor and manhood guaranteed. No risk is Incurred as thirty days trial Is allowed. Write them at once (or illustra ted pamphlet free. NEW YORK DEMOCRATS. Mr. Cleveland'* Law Partner Think* Some of Them Will Be Disappointed. Bi'mi.o, December 13.—All is not har mony In the Democratic ranks, and the Courier, which has tor years been the or gan ol the party, is assailed by the Time* on charges that it has not been sincere in Its advocacy of Cleveland. The Times la a red hot paper and (airly bristles with sharp adjectives. The Republican paper* sought to whlan the breach by tucoung- ing the fighters, but ths newspaper con troversy nns been dropped. Meanwhile shout 479 Buffalo politicians have declared themralvea as candidates for government IT ISASPECIFIC NOB Kidney I* Liver Troubles, Bladder, Urinary And Liver Diseases, Propay, Gravel aad Diabetes* * I 111 IT IS RELIABLE in curing iBright’! Pin* Tains in the Back, Loins or Sides, Beten- Won- • tentloa of rine. sss HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. IT WORKS PROMPTLY and cures Intemperance, Nervous Diseases, General Debility, Excesses aad , Female Weakness. USE IT AT <ONCE. Zt restore* ths JOTNXTS, LXVZB sad DOW- SL0, to a healthy action and CUBJB8 when all other medicine* fail. Hundred* have been saved who have been given up to die by Wends and Frla©*l.t*. Send for Illustrated Pamphlet to III XT’S BEX EOT CO., Providence, R. I. 0 HOLD BY ALL DUUCUttSTti. 1^“ CAPITAL PRIZE. S70.OOO.~ > «& Tickets only S3. Shares In Proportion A CHILD ! Talbotton, Ga.. Sept. 12,1884 -VI- I now seven years old, brut,™ . ./''“''""i 1 three weeks, with wh»t the giSuSS * '! b * I eczema. t„ginning ou the Kid An?? I spre.dlng over htf whole body ft SSTfV edforfiveye-rsormor tv viH,,.,. . - V "**- I wlibout relief, sud th. little S,?, t! h f.t 1 * 1 ** completely broken down. About I **• w “ Induced to uve on him Kwttt 1 I *“h two bottles eured h.m frond .ft-1* disease/’ h “ b *'“ “° “ l|[U 01 VV lu ™ & *.0. Uolmks, I Poisoned by a Nu’se. ra»^ , js , jBrdsass , !3s ■» blood mint The liule cblld until it was about two yesrsold wKH. A" 11 * life was yielded up to Uie te.iful ,7,n‘i* six long years I bar** suffered untnid £.< Kor I was covered with so.es and ulran fl S h*7i I m £ ny «'*•' 1 atremttyt pn»ft£ ^siJSfMSsssr^butWn?;^ Tn'Yuereury •nd polish seemed to ao8 tueTm to the flamei which was devouring tue AbJS thro,- mouths ego I was advised to ire c..,, * sg*ifr-ir.a» Bra}‘b%iiJ We did l__. and I leal treatment that we were*too Ob, tbo agony of that moment! h-Msioess wibln your r. ach”but ttlt gra»p it. I applied, how. ver, to were able and willing to help me w 0 taken Swift’s Specific and an” well once more Swift’s gpeclfic u 52 k- b ? blood purifier In the world, Bti.l bthi 8^22* blessing of tbc age. Bus. r V\ fU"** 1 A Drusr.ist fo- 25 AI * with blood diseases for over Lrentr-flr I have dealt in all kinds of blow anil do uot hesitate to say that 8 ,|ff, s „" (?• Is the best tnd has given a more lentrsfulnf action thin any otter I hare erar’hSJS 'j Lost year, young student catoe to my,,-,: emaciated and covered with sores, i mended 8. 8. 8. Hu took od1> three hooul and the sores disappear^, his thro»t hesied up and hts skin cl-ared off Ills fie,,, smooth and fresh *« that ol a child, sad s? hits ruined ten pounds. I sctlecly knewhta when he returned after tn absence of weeks. He claimed to be renewed mffKd spirit A n mber of other esses less ns tit buve come under my nbsevstlon TiA •11 with the best results. Btrifft §Mdt« jS excellent tonic, and so au antidote for maE rla ha* no superior. Many ladles areu.luflt as a tonic for gcner*l debility, and find It th* most satisfactory one ever used. I have hron dealing iu Swift’s Specific for flve^ vein or more, slid am satisfied that I do not r.w too high au estimate upon Its merits. Treatise on blood and skin diseases mailed •et\ TuiSwinSi-gcincCo., Atlanta, Ga. iealth is Wealth I terr Company, and in person manage and oou trol the drawings themselves, and that tht tame are conducted with honesty,f*lm«st in? In good faith toward all parties, sud we thorite the company to use thlsccrtiflcato.wlu (•o similes of our signatures atUched.lnlu Advertisements.” Incorporated In 1868 for 2S yean by the Lcq lalature lor educational and Charitable par* poses—with • capital .of li .OOO.COO—to which a reserve fund of over $566,000 has alncobect added. By an overwhelming popular vnte Its fran chUc waa made a part of the present 8tato con itltntion adopted December 2d. A. D., 1879. The only lottery ever voted on and endorsed by the people of any state. it never Scales or postpones, ft* Grand •Inal* Number Drawings will .tu place monthly. F5A p u L N , r , Psf?m u ^VTI?o w (!!'Afi », IN THE ACADEMY OF MUB1C, NEW ORLEANS, TUESDAY, January 13. IMS, — 170th Monthly drawing. CAPITAL PRIZE, *73.000. 00.000 Ticket* at Fits Dollar* lael- Fraction* In FKtha In Proportion. 1 GAI'ITAL PRIZE 175.000 1 do do 28,0110 1 do do 10,000 2 PRIZES OF IO.OOO 12,000 t do 2,tXO....„ - 10,000 ;o Co i,(r.! to.ooo » do mo lo.ooo 10 do 200 20.000 » do too 81,000 90...—.- 29,000 themselves as candidates for government positions, and Gov. Cleveland has found it necessary to Insist on baring cards pre sented by nil Buffalo men who call on him at tha executive maneion in Albany. They all want offices, and moit of the Demo crats who have not declared themselves ire anxiously awaiting a stroke of light ning. Wilson lfiaaell, the law partner of th* President-elect, hu been quoted aa saying that thay will be disappointed. Burnett's Cocoalne Softens the heir when htrsh and dry. Soothes the Irritated ecalp. Affords the richest lustre. Prevents the hair from falling off. Promotes its healthy, vigorou* growth. Frank Nalor took a fancy, and after a lit tle coaxing he succeeded in purchasing her from Williams for a half-dollar. For a number of years they live! togeth er in the village, and finally left (or Put nam county, where they In ail probability reside now. After th* sale of bis wife Williams be came lonely, and grew sweet on one Mra. Connor*, lie was-and Is to this day—a heavy drinker, and may be seen any morn ing going hit rounat in search for rum to partly quench Us uusatiable thirst Iu order to get the liquor the first month be wn with the Connors woman, b* stole her clothes and told them for money to boy liquor. She was found by officers Curry and Wyatt the next morning in the third story of an nnoccnpfed bouse, where the and Williams bad slept tLe night before. She was tent up for four months for va grancy. A lew yean since, Joe Keatch was an inmate of the county poor boose, and while there received a pension of I7U9. He Immediately purchased Mrs. Fuller, for t5, from her husband James,and while his money luted waa a “thoroughbred." He bought a hone and w*g»n for ISO, and the pair could often be seen driving Uasdomltoriesafurta^.~On~Satnrdayn ary.mount of b *‘“* •* te*SnVi’n^V ‘pff.S'MZi Aftei Jo* had spent all hia money they hl “' W*. « '“*• Later tn th* disappeared suddenly, and hare not since Two days after Poller told bla wife to Keatch he seemed to regret It, and wanted tn bay her back, lie offered 13. all Uie money be bad. bnt Keatch would not tell her (or leu than tlO, and u Fuller wu unable to rain this amount ba bad to let Keatch retain his purchase. Several other earn of the same nature are reported throughout th* Tillage, but nothing authentic could be learned of Keep the Corns Healths If you want a swedt month and breath. If th* gums become spongy they lose their K er to bold tb* teeth. The ns* ol Soso- t is Invaluable, because it removes th* tartar which separate! the teeth aad day a bottle ot aqua ammonia wu droppej from an upper floor upon the lower cor ridor. The occupants of tht offices were nearly stifled. Other exuperating tricks thawed tht temper of the cadets, bat the officers of th* academy had no idea of th* extent ot tb* dissatisfaction until they attempted to trereth* culpria. An investigation t,_ begun, but it toon brought to light nn avowed understanding at-ong the cadets to shield each other, and no clue could be obtained bom any of them. Then th*cadera made* demonstration in favor of thou who bad rtfused to an swer and there wen food hisses aad groan* for the academic officials. The ex citement among the cadets la Increasing, and they are discussing amoeg Ihimuf a proposition to unit* In a meeting lint to that ol January. UN. 1000 d> 29... 8,750 I office of the company In Mew Or Currency by Express (i to and upwards at ear expense), addressed M. A. DAUPHIN. . New Orleans. La. or m. A DAUPHIN, •07 Seventh It.. Washington, D. Mike P. O. Money orders payable and ad dress Registered Lettars to Da. B O. Win's Xtzvi and BiainTssat. mint, a guaranteed " aa j — intei-d sptcifle lor Hysteria. Dis- irions, r it", Nervous Neuralgia, ttous Prostration canted by th© ■■lor tobacco, Wakelnlnrts Men- ,1 Hcprgsslou, Softening of the brain result, ms tn insanity tnd !r. I oc to misery, dtcar and death, premttnr* Old Age, Barrsoeess, Lou ot power iuellheiiez.Iuvo'.unisry Lo«-« and Spermstorrhoe ceased by ovrr-ezertlen ot the brain, sett-abuse and ovcr-lndnlttace. Kscb box contains one month’s UeatmtaL 11.00 a box, or six boxts lor MAO, seat by mall To core any cue. With each order received by ua.lor its boxes, tccomptnled with-9.00, we will send the purchaser onr written roar- antce to refund the money It the treatment does not effect a cur*. Guarantees Usotd dy by JOHN C. WIST A CO., M2 West Madison Street, Chicago, tl «nt28d*wty SAVED! By reason of her peculiar relations, and her peculiar allmcuts, woman has been com* polled to suffer, not only her own illx bnt those arising for want ot fcnnwlodf a or of con* •(deration on the put of thoao with whom aha stands connected in the »octal organization. The frequent and distrusting Irregularities pa* cullar to her sex have thns been aggravated to a degree to which no language can eiprm, In the mansions of the rich and th© hovel of the poor alike, woman has been the patient victim of ills nnknown to man. and which none bnt she could endure—and without a remedy. Bnt now the hour of her redemption ■ baa come. Hu© need not suffer longer, when •he can find relief In Dr. J BradfleUr• female Regulator. '‘Woman's Beat friend.” SCIENCE TRIUMPHS. An Atlanta gentleman writes: "My wife having need jour remale Regulator daring her final crlsla, advised It to a friend of hers who bad for year* been a suffering victim ol sunpres icd menstruation, had exhausted the skill of her local physicians and o distln* gnisbed Atlanta doctor without reUei, and who had declared her In rapid dec’line. Uu than on© bottle, as I know, effected a perms* uent care. This young woman haa ftince married and become a mother." -THE g BEST TONIC. ? This medtdne, combining Iren with pure Impure Itioo.l, Malaria, mm. aad l'cvera, and Nruralatn. It is on uaRitlng remedy fcr Dieessceof the tldarya aad l.ivrr. It la Invaluable far PI mares peenltar to Cjtnua, tad all who lead sedentary lives. Udoes not Inlure tha teeth, ream hsadarhe.ee produce comtlpatlon WArr lrom msdfrisca do. It enriches and pnrlffu f ens the maadu tnd nerves. „ _ For Intermittent i\v«, Uw8Uxl*,Lsckof Energy, dm- Ithu no ml. '• «■ The eenutne hu&ove trade mark uid crossedredUacaoowrapper. Tkkenoothea am.«d, to saowiresiicsL so. simxoaz. an lad Sana.] pjefy cur. rrsqwrat i —--- -o tht popularity ortho original. l>o nut expert- ucnt-frettlio ORIGINAL A*D Best. (BSSs ‘ A NICE LINE OF DOLLS 750 ACRESJOF LAND Will be Sold Cheap to Close up an .Estate. I will sell cheap 750 acres of valuable land tn Daugoerty county. Tb* railroad from Albany to Arlington ran* through IL Th*land ta near Wicker's Station, 11 mile* from Albany. The Urge part of it cleared and in cultivation. Addrera WM. RUTHERFORD. orilwtUjanl CuUoden, Ga. GARDEN SEED. Dealers in Garden Feed llll find our stock complete and price# lower thin any other bonse in tbe South. We sell at growers’ prices and in large quantities at LESS than growera' pi Ices. Lamar, Rankin & Lamar. OIVIOIV SETS. Beautiful lot just received. Ttey will be higher lu January and Febru try. Now lath* time to buy. Lamar, Rankin & Lamar. Patent Medicines. Foil Une and dealers UTS freight by pur chasing from us. Lamar, Rankin & Lamar. AND AT Palash and Saltpetre (orJFertiliicrs Lamar, Rankin & Lamar, SHOW CASES ! We are decidedly headquarters for Show laser. You save freight and breakage by by purchasing ul tar, Win (S Lamar. di30a*t&wed THE FAIR. Waukesha Glenn Mineral Water. Fun Drinking Water from the Wtskeaka pit ®SdJTKSsFESM? I rated ■»•!** by our lead lag families uaM teats? M0NEY__L0ANED QN Improved Farms and City Property For terms apply.to R. F. LAWTON, ilAIMIPH i t Is J| i|V5 raff n"c/=-* ' ?!-=• “i Pi r<=° • ' . : t ^ -s - Pi pq ev=3 . - ^ “ £* £• . a i ■■■■ ■ 7 5 «r* (=Q f