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VOLUME XL
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PERRY,
GEORGIA 5
THURSDAY, JUNE 9,
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1861.
NUMBER
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i,ural Notices 10 cents per line each insertion.
fjslf Col. I 12.00
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For tfiebri^filastWeB have *ft Betrayed,
■ And sweetest volte of youth and maid
The very falsest th'.nss have said,
' Andthereby wrought a deal of woe;
Go slow, pay friend, go slowl
<3: f ;
\Then you're convinced you are a poet.
And, wishing all the world to ^now it,
Call on abme editor tb
bv. the late geHera^Jseejfibly^of
;m
words; each figure-sudinititfl, ,witti dato and sig
nature, is counted as a- Weird;• The cash must ae-
mnipany copy of each, advertiscibent, unless dif-
1 yfm |u ?aae ; > - n ;:
All suberir tion and advertising Bills are 'payable
in advance, unless by special contract.
j or- i* 1 j j -‘1
s tempted by the glare
. Of health, have fallen-in the snare
Set for’ Hie thief.' ind'now despair,
fancy & Family groceries,
HARDWARE, CUTLERY, Ete. .
New Home Sewing" Machines.
. T-ittle Will leer p all Machines bought of
aiton adjusted 12 months without cnarge,
and will with pleasure order for their customers
any parts of any other Machines they may wish,
All poods warranted as represented, or m< n“v
fcfuided. Bespect®ly,
1UTTLE & WALTON.
Masonic Building. Perry, Ga
t. t. Marten & co.
invite the patronage of tlie citizens
of Perry and vicinity.
They propose to It pep constantly on lifts 3*
u well si lSted stock of sueb goods as
are to lip fodild in
*•.-. % ' fate#
Class Retail
t-irst
Fancy & Family Grocery.
By reasonable profit and sparing
their custom-
HfiC HE Mi VZ ir “**
public patronage,
Perry, Georgia—mehlTt^’.
—.—. . A. r jr _..,—, .
:es your heart in rapture beat,
•oice Seems to you more sweet
other voice you know—
Go slow, my friend, go slow!
low-andblow;
.. ,iifi ejoWj my friend, go' slow. ::
ooni
loughtfo grasp th!i?-hatid’of fsine,
And yet bas never seen his name
-In print. And why—waste-baskets know;
• ;<io slow, my friend, go slow.
When ypu to .greed for money yield,:
And lirng the mighty powbr to-wield
That'Bi.always found in golden field,.
: With 6(m«ftess pomp and pride and show, '
Go slow, my friend, go slow.
Regret andTStomeha'.-e-brQt^it'them lbvf 1 ;
jjWsibw/my "friend, go slow.
The good "olcl earth is never wrong;
Iiacfli of her workstakes just so long;
Months pa&Before a happy throng
• J-jf; ... i» . ■ . •
of Iyey Glen, a romantic cottage, half “I’m. quit# sure: he is a dSzy man1”
covered witli the dark green, glossy to tbrsposed Angela; soiio voce.
lea^ea ; -of tHe ; vine, from which it de-
: - , , V . J. .
Of daisies in the.meadows gSWT
»Go slow, my'friend, go slowl
And spring gives life to summer's ffow’rs.
And snmmer'sYaii and summer’s show’rs
Prepare the fruit for autumn’s bow’rs; -
And autumn frost brings winter snow;
Go slow, my friend; go slow!
OUT IN THE
C3-R.OCERB
^ 1 7 *
sowftfstoN me Chants.
•Jr
To let?” said the agent. “Ready
fnrni-shed? For a month? Really, la
dies, I’m very much afraid I haveu’t
any property in my bands—not at pres
ent?, tit least—that will meet vour ex-
p orations; I’ve plenty of ua-t-u safe bed
bouses, and plenty ifo renif for a year.
But for this month? There isn’t any
such- reai> estate .to the market--there
isn’t,-indeed.”*
We don’t want? an unfurnished
honge,” - saidr Angela Frost;
, . . , „ “An 1 ti e . have ho occasion to use a
“ aLe, W yti#^fc,. ! aa e a J ,,s| bo ^& r
tall, blooming y : u\mg sifeferi
The agent bit the end of bis qnill-
|3 0-fl- ppu, aud looked at them dubiously,
11 »■ fi'oni behind the i<nk-splashed .S^'ils of
life dtfslfl . Jr ~
“fWks a»t^-sf.h|>d| feacbo^,” hffasi Au-
gela‘ expTainili, “and we have just'a
f.imitb : » vaca'ion; and we w«nt to
spend it. in a healthful country resort,
wheie I can net inize. aud where my
sister ., .cun sketch In. r . water coitus from
.-■/ i,y • i dil .*
nature,
“Ah!”said the agent—“ah! Indeed,
I’m very sorry, ladies, but I don’t fliiiik
there ib-any properly in the market
hereabouts that will meet your.ideas,”
“What time does the evening stage
leave the hotel?” Josephine asked rath
er despondently.
.“At five, I believe,” thh agent re-’
plied: : _J)/ •
And tb6 two ladies went slowlv out
of the stnfiv little room with its high
desk, its door covered! with 1 cheap oil-
oioth, .-and -its-general atmosphere of
stale tobacco smoke.
I’m so sorry, Angela, ,v said the
younger. “The air of these pine wood
ed glens is the yery toing for yonr.asth-
ma,’’ - ■ : * ; ■
“Apd the; little; river in the deep
gorge is such an exquisite study for
your paintings, Jo,” said Miss Frost
BU L’TEB and CHEESE specialties
„Yo.
: 3p. W Popjar Htrcetj.
MACONp-;
ftAKE OFFER tor 60 days
M f E will gond to any address a SpJendid Inn*ta-
tion Gold watch and Chain ® ° 4
ag j^
#10 Seven Shot Gold Mounted Revolver, for
$3*2o. A Complete Set of Shakespeare's Works,
Handsomely Bound and Illustrated, for 82.00.
A Fnion Square Jewelry Basket,contains 20 pieces;
of Beautiful Jewelry, for $1.00. Four Sets (all
different) of Beautiful Ioqian . Jewelry, for C5c‘is.
or wo Avill send all of ouif aUove named articles'
312* .Goodsi sent C. O. p., when $2 Che
amount is seut witli order, to ii tfeiire gddd-faith. -.
Orderit once. Address,
U. S. MANUFAOTTRING Co.,
Pittsburgh, Pa-
Ifuuu uivun iwwui fULUHioi
. /tjEY 1st, 18S1-
lit Gift. A 3500 PEASE & Co- Piano-
2nd ’ A 8300 ESTEY & Co. Organ,
3rd ” A SlOO GOLD WATCH.
4th; •>’ ;;A $!OQ SEWING MiicKine
"THESE gifts will be' made as follows’:' Tlie Agent
>ds prior to
l in amount
I ordering the largest amdihst? .of goods prior to
ceive first gift. Sedond in
rived its hamb, with a boudoir? "|}ianb;
and all the pictures garlanded with
pressed ferns and’diihd * autumn leaves',
a'li-^ a lil>Miry oi novels. ,
“Mrs. Pitch must have been a very
literary person,” said Jo. -
“And.musical,” added Angela.
. “As foriia servant, onti would pnly be
a, nnisance^” 8ai(l Jo. .
“I’ll groom the pony myself,” * said
Angela. “He’s no bigger than d'New-
undlapd,4o^—Uio darling.” _ '
“And I’ll* millr- the ,cow and feed the
dear little chicken*,’’: de'clared pretty
little Jo.
-“It’s reaJLy. an earthly paradise, !! said
the elder'is^Seri-
“Soit is,!’ assented Jo.
The two. sistsiis passed three ^ays, of
unmitigated happiness in the deep ra
vines- andjcaol, flower-enameled woods
that surrounded Ivey Glen;
Angela made ^various valuable; addi
tions to her herbaiTum, and Jo sketch
ed leafy nooks, bits'of falling water
and sunset effects to her heart’s con-
And as it is such a stormv night,
I beg only to be allowed to pass the'
nigh't in the : barn, ” concluded’ tffe ^rfp-
plicant. t ‘ P :i - >v
“Your sister left you-word at- Ue
Dairy, Faimi,”,sail Jo, severely.
J6m
PROMISES.
1 PHILOSOPHY OF HUGGING.
i Too muclxeare caiiuot .be exercised.
"" Mir girls
.“But. I came around by thd other
rbad;” sgid-Mr. Frarhinghamj, abjectly.'
The humor of the thing was too'Ydtffcli
for’jS—qheTitfrst out’langhmg:
tent? until finally good old-fashioned
rain etbi-m set in, one July afternoon,
July 1st, will receive.
receiving second gift, &c..“&c. Begin at once and I fnnfllv
secure one of tliese gifts. For terms and full par- **
tscuiars, address ,
WELCOME BURNER MFG. CO
116 Smitixfieid - Street; Pittskurgb;-*Pa.
PEOFTrABLE, PLEASANT & PERMANENT.
eS- .An Extraordinary Offer. *®a.
«lk
Goods Unsold Returned.
EXCLUSIVE TEBKITOEV GIVEN.
-w as qcH
AS ARTICLE THAT SELIj^ ON ITS MERITS
und can be
Beffler^,' to take
hold at once. It v. ill sell readily during the whole
year, We make an extraordinary offer when we
agree to take back all goods Unsold of first order,
but we make it so, in-order to'give Agents a chaucQ
.va-‘little 1 means.. ,
. „ that’b(j' toying -goods you caimok'-.s^l,' as-
$3.80 worth’ of* goods wilT start you, aud you can
return tijem if y oil-fail tf? sell them. Any one net-
, willin^to give our business a trial on these terniB
IIS Smithfieid Street, - Pittsburgh. Pa.
' J3V
said the
iith;
Couldn’t we irve m a barn?” sug
gested Jo, with a comical arch of her
eyebrows.
“I’m afraid not,” signed Angela.
The. real, estate; agant in the , mean
while had hlirdly smoked' a pipe and
read tbe local paper before the Aoor
burst open, and a short, stout lady,in a
.pink hat.-and featber cilme m. ' ;; c
“Mr. Muggeridge,” said she, hand
ing him a key, “you may let Ivey-Gtlep*
or ejain may sell it-^ready furnished
with a cow, V poultry-house and,-the
pony-chaise thiown in.
“Madam!” said’Mr. Muggeridge, her
wilftered.
! “I’m tired’of ;t,” said the lady.—
ft’Sua,e and Jennie ei e homesick td get
buck td ; ’ the eity,- and J so am L I’ve
bedijfwithout a servant sinde Monday.,
and how l’m going to’ take the evening
stage to town, and meet my husband
befofff he 1 starts ifor lyey Glen. -1 dare
saJh&’liShe-gexed? hMI qah’t help it,
And I’ve left’ word at_ the- Dairy, farm,
tij follbw
lis.” . . V .--JC 1 . 1 ■
“Ton couldn’t let ihipE: af month ?”
esperiihen tally - i
and prisoned them in the cottage par
lor.
“Hot* stupiu tliis is!” said Jo, start
ing up from her book, as .the twilight
shadows brooded darker and darker iu
the room. “Let’s go down to the barn
and ' talk to Dick, and Frizzier Poor
,dears! they mustjbe- as'lonesome-as we
are.”
Now, Dick was fbo ponv, and Frizzle
was the. cow; and. Jo and Angela were
already upon .the most—affectionate
terms of intimacy with them.
It was quite dusk when Mandndii-ke
Framingham opened the hall door and
strode in, shaking, the rain droj & from
his shoulders as jf he had been a ; huge
Newfoundland dog, and fiingidg. his
fishing-creel and tackle on the table.
"Lou!’i be called.all over the house
id- a cheery, stentorian voice—•‘Lou
isa!”
"But, as-Slight be expected, no ari-
swo.- was rttuued^and he went up to a
certain pretty little circular -walled-
room, where he had been wont to keep
his slippers, gun ease, and sundry other,
masculine appurtenances, wlxai -So- :
jdiiVuing with his sister, HrCFi'ch, at
‘Tvey Glen. '
“It’s as.quiet here,”, lie iniitipred.
under his breath, “as an ench.-nite.l
cattle. Where is Lou?—where are the
children? ’
But- lie paused om the tlireshold.
Even by ifiie waui-iig twilight he. could
perct-jve tliat'a general trfuiafoi mat ion
had taken plade.
' * .... - i 1
A pretty east l stdoil near the win
Mow, the tall standards of the old-fiish
ioned dressing bureau were knotted
with blue ribbons, the chairs were
freshly draped with chintz, end a fairy
work-basket, stood beside the soSi, while
upon the table lay a flower twined gip
sy hat, a bunch of wild flowers, and a
pair of the tiniest gauntlet- gloyes that
Mr, Framingham had ever set eyes up-
OB. .. . .
“Hello!* 7 said Marmaduke, 4 “Lou’s
got gill company. Aud she’s put .'em
iu here, by Jove!”
He struck a match, lighted the pret
tily painted candle in the brass sconces
mid stared blankly around him. At
the same moment a clear, flu'fe-hke
voice sounded below stairs.
“Come in. Angola,, quick! 'Good
ness, how the rain drives in at 'the
door! What’s this ih the hall? Am
man’s coat!” .
“Burglars!” shrieked Miss Angela,
who was ; not strong minded in practice
as she wae in theory.
-‘‘And there’s a l'ght up stairs!” cried
Jo.: , . - .
“Preserve us!” 6aid,- Angela, begin
ning toSmbu;- “tiiG house is on fire!'
Jo, Jol. don’t stir a step!- : I insist thftt
you-shall not go -up stairs!” -
• But .Miss Josephine deftly evaded
her sister’s grasp; 'and rushed directly
up to the little apartment . which she
bad confiscated to her own use.. - IU
‘“Who are you, sir?” she sternly: de
manded, as standing in the doorway',
her gazfe fell upbh Mr. Marmaduke
Framingham. '
“I—I beg your pardon,’’ began that
“Mige'la', do stop twitching,niy.dear, ; ”-
said'she.' “Yes, you May s^p’MfTfie
barn; Mr.-^Mr.-,—” n
. “Mr.-Framingham,- ladies, at- your
service,” said the disciple .of 'Iziiak
Walton. - . ,n.-v
.‘ : ‘Mr;^r!tBiiugham, thebi” said Jo.
“But you must have some tea tvith ns
first. I . am going to cut some cold
tongue, and Angela wilhmake fritters;
and we: have M. Blot’s reeeipc for choc
olate. Pm real sorry I mistook you for
a burglar.
“Or a crazy man,”;said Angela; apol
ogetically.
“And we will entertain you as hospi
tably as in ns lies,” added Jo, with a
mischievous sparkle iu her eyes.
Mr. Marmadnke Framingham was Af
terwards heard* to say that he never
spent so . delightful an evening in his
He efig^ed' boai'd- at Dairy Farm
tlie next day, and instead of ^following
bis sister by the *city, strayed down
among the glens and braes. . J.
And when Josephine Frost’s month
of vacation' eEpiredj she went back to
tbe city to resign her position in the
grammar school.
“I am going to £e married,” she con
fessed, blushing* veay prettily* when the
mistress asked the • • 3
So Miss' Angela FraStr w'eajion afor.o
with her career in lifa- aucrMi-s. Mar-
madn-te Frami'Egham-settled down f3r
life at- Ivy Gleni . t
“For.” said she, “I think it is'thO
sweetbst spot in the;world.” •*
“So do I r ;’, said-her husbapd.
[STrtrta- nuinaeiitc.];
ii-^s ^evident that-the 1 .year
be a memoruble^one; in the annals of] °* !»-aay,ana we would wisfito impress
our conntry, his muQh may be known!.npon the. minds of-the young,
in a general'^way, though no one may mea coping up®® fijift
Dbatli in Fun;
J DiiLliu Post. *
’ Tie dim pier of Laurens doiia-ty trag
edies is g-ettirig to be-a long one. On
lasfSnnrtay (May 2S-tbb ^’Lrence Cross
an 1 Willie porniuy, two little, boys
about ten yeaps of age, .were*wrestling.,
uenr Mr. Marshall Scarborough’s place,
four or five.miles west of Dublin, when
there! resulted a very singular tragedy
r-yhich was no less tbau the death of
Gbrei.ce. .They fell on their sides,
(wliatis known ns a -“dog full”) and
•Willie got up, - leaving Clarence on' tlie
gipnatl. The bystiUide.rs noticed that
lie did not stiff,] and approaching they
found he was dead. He dicd without a
moan, ; a struggle or any other .indica
tion that anything was the matter with
him. This sa<jl on.d siugnlar catastro-
'phe was witnessed by three grown mesn
whose concurrent test! MoWy is substan
tially- as abo-ve, and there can be
doubt of its- b’lith, • . I
!- The 6dr&ner r s jury,-after a careful
investigation returned* -a. verdict of
death in a friendly wrestle, i The Goro-
iiner took Dr. Hightower with line,, who,
after as careful 'an examinatibu as the
circumstances would admit-, tbongh^t he
was killed by concu'ssionbver tie heart,
caused by a fall on his own arm which
the testimony showed was doubled
against bis heart when lie fell.
Mug-:
oa the beck of
set; on; m hot f haSte
0 theifhOtfeU'STE'rjaT&h^riew-.' withVtth.
onng.ladi^who -had so recently
J:- r And-srt 1 -itTiappened that-’Jo s and An
gela Frost- took triumphant possession
‘‘Leave the house!” said Jo, in the
imperial accents of Queen'rElizdbeth
condemning one of her courtiers td
death.
“Jo, Jo, don’t!” pleaded Angela, who- -
had ciept rip in her sister’s shadow,and
was noijrthgginff athsr dre^. f-‘Eer-.
haps he’s got a band df ae'complicfis.
outside—perhaps he’s a cra^ man 1”
A- very* singular question has arisen
before a court in Cleveland. It seems
that a citizen of that cifcv seld a fiiiget
tfi a surgeon, to be- transferred to a
wealtby patiieht’s incoMplete baud. The
Half
other half has become the snbjaet of a
lawsuit. Tlie former owner of the fin
ger’demands itsTeturn in default of
payment,and ; the question- arises wheth
er a jddge can order in cut off the hand
\dt the'prfesent; owner;
iv : ^=-4-—- W-0--4
The flama-SHthin'my. bosom-, KUth;
If burning^warm for you, j
AndTjam siire that you will'make
6’ ’ - ' A-' n .If r. J i-u., M ,
A’ wife both kind and true:
So let tbe match be struck at once,
No longer let. us wait;;
,FM sure we’vehad enough of “sparks,’
.. Let’s form a cinder : Mate.
“Ladies,’’ said Mr. Framihgham, ‘.‘if.
- —- r . : •—
you wiH only permit me to explain—”
‘•Nothing: cap explain an intrusion
like tbis!”dedlaredJosephine.
; : ‘-My sister, Fitch, the occupant of
this house—
“We are the occupants of tliis houser’
inexorably interposed Miss' Frost-—
“Mrs. Fitch has left the. piemisCT these'
tWepdaysago.” .- ; .. . .
“Maggie, dear, df I shonld attempt
to speli, Cupid,. why could I.not set be -
yond the first syllable?” Maggie gave
it up, wUereupon William said, “Be-
caiisej.wien'I'come to ; c u; of conrse I
cannot go farther.” Maggie said she
A bashful young - man; escorted an
equhllyfhashfuhyoiing ladyito heribome.
As;tiiey approached the dwelMpg-of the
.damseh she said eutreatihgly.; ^Eekil,
don-t ; tell anybodyvyou’sawf;iae; SstHn^;’.’.
“Sarj^-” | said he^’ emphatfoally,Sdoh.’t
iyou-ihind; il-amras much' afhametUuf -ii
a^yoa'are!” •'
.V.L-:d ;; JJimi
“Whp Will Siss OnriMama Hoif?” is
but just leave
J 3e .ab!e,tu-fpretell..the specific happen
ings that will make up the sum: total of
its ;jrecQrd; . ; In - tbe coming of these
events, there, are grounds for the hope.
|Jni( t,be; phanges from the j things that
fre:t®%G;tbihSs that aredo.eqnie,.,will,
be changesdor the better. ; , While It is
true that he- who look§ y -fbr the r attaiu
ment of perfection in private or in pub
lie life, is a mere dreamer, it is doubt
lessdndispntable that'socially, political
ly and materially there is a substantial
foundation for the hope, of better things
in t&e-days just ahpad. ..If this, too, be
,a.dream, it is oue^hat willtbring glad
ness while it lasts. .But is.it.a dream?
Agencies.fin^good, that^have.long slept
iu the brains; amk hearts .of-the publiCj
have bienjaroused to a consciousness
of the fact that there is work for them
to do. The happiness of families an
the peace,.pf society garo’ being'threat
ened, as they never were before, by
evils that have grown, .bold and strong
because of their unbridled career. Mo
nopoly, threatens the ligkti of iedivid
uajs, aud the Mife even of our institu
tions is unsafe,, jin the- absence of an
awakening oa the^artj^pLthe massps,
Murder is abroad in the Lmd, going'to
and.frc, .in. a state- of frenzied unresr-
mockiug at law, defying justice aud
challenging- resistance. Intemperance;
like a raging flood, rushes over counties
anehStatesylea-vine wreck, and ruin in its’
track;. These are some of the?evili that
threaten society; and the hope for
th^» abatement grqw.s- out outlie fact
•jfijt tke people a/e moving to meet
The.growth of these evils have
.been due, ip,, a very large : measure, to
•the fact that. heretofore '.(they haye not
mat with^orgauized',resis‘iap.qe; and so
now.there is a promise of better things,
a promise bright, enough to elieey.even’
t-Le despondent,
PoliticslLy, too, frh-e outlook is cheer
ing. There -is : . cirmilatiye evidence of
the fact that the republican party is ap
proaching dissolution. The present-
year-wilb%kuest saselyiwitness the be
ginning of the end of its hold upon
power,~aud:oi’,its very existence. , I.is
overthrow will be followed by a purifi
cation of all the departments of the
Federal Government; and the spectacle
of degraded men, filling the highest
offices of the land, iSill-jcease to be a
di ving ^reproach J to*'free ■ institutions.
There will be no need^of mourning, on
■the part of- the people, over corruption
dn-high’ - places, when the wicked men
that ride, nn'djfhot have been-in pow
er for twenty years",’ shall lifiye. given
place to better-'and pdrer.ihflu.
Especially is regards tlie South,' who'
ddiibts the speedy dawning- of a .'day. of'
material a'dvancemeiit, such as has.nqt
been witnessed]- before? : Wao doubts
are apt to pu
m than
1
it
more force in the right
casess
iiirfe
doubts' that they are fully 4 awrii-e of
th'eir duty and their opportuiSity-?- The
existence of slaveryda .our' midsticom- -
polled our people to - devote*their ener-’
gits, almost exclusively to agriculture.
Tndt day has T gone: Slavery was a curse
■to ohr section. We were rid of if by
thieves, with fell in tout;; but the rid
dance will yet torment those who
planned it, while it biessel-' thoSc who
suffered it. The recovering South has
seen that! the promise of its future is
nottoound up solely iu the cultivation;
of the soil. * The'year: 1881 has already
witnessedi'She dawn of-the era ; of diveri
sifiedduduktrie’s in onr sectibn,: r Hnnr ;
dreds of'new enterprises Will cliiigi the
atfenfioM c£ oar peopLi Manufactur
ings- tbwiis ; wili’ spring up‘iu bur. green
and fertile valleyr; -a’lid While the old,
days and ’their mbnnrdbiifs may be
looked back upon withlpride, the now
days will be brighter, and- better ones
far, because they will be fil'.ed with
toe peace- that, prosperous content
ment'brings;
roof, butmo doori 1 TIfd*gahpnnt is a
'$■*%£ or b,,1£ ^^^crignlyn^St "fcol
a sculfle of coal. They finds exit and entrance through a large! '
crack, through which ,she. ; Ijas slipped
in and out
perreen
wcmld iip ^t to do
c'arrying'Up
should bear "in mind that girls jire too
valuable to be used Tf for 'developing the
muscles asTyou would; a gymnasium.
You don’t-have to squeeze a'girl till bey-
liver" is foreed-frbmfitd normal position,
and she chokes 1 np and catches her
breath, to show that you toye her, A
gentle squeeze of thdhand. the stealin ;
bf.the-'arm-aroad her -waist"when-sbe'-’is
not looking, and the least pressure up
on her belt is all the law requires. She
Can-dell by your face ? whetber you love
her, as yoa sit ft lie re* m the" ^twilight
looking in the guiding-star eyes, as well
as;,though you grabbed (.her 3 as you
would: a sack ofwheat and-bang on
like a dog to! a root. Don’t make a
barrel hoop of yonrseif.anel try to- break
every stave in tbe ; gill you think yon
love, and you willsnbt Lave cause for
the sorrow the poor youug man in l'owa
has, who meant no harm, butlscked a
governor to equalize his po-wer. Hu
easy until 3*ou find that the patient will
stand more, and tbenyon can apply the
proper squeeznre. Sometimes we thiiik
there ongbt-to be a professorship in our
female ■ schools for > testing the capacity
of sehdlMs' for the trying' ordeals whieh-
chey must pass through. If there was
such -to professorship! and girls were
given a’iickefc'or certificate showing just
IN SECLUSIOl
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[DuUto JJost-J ^ - ,i l
_Down .by the branch^’ a aeduded
and nnfrequenfed tfiiakrt dadur-
growth^)&Uwfthii less man-ftfo miles
of Dublin, therdosiiiaihErable liouse.or
-rather, den,instwhich- a 4 strstogjB beinghos
■ ... ble existence. Thd^'f^a'^-l^ich passes r
arm than they arp ipare of in «xch-f for a hbnah'Th'ii^i,‘-"lS| ^
case* "100 perfcentYmore than thev ’
1*
lives, - bud we dpnT knoufbf'maay who
could hold such a professorship, with
credit, Tben.^f the^girls--'"Were given
certificate's they might alter the figures
and get more lihgging' than was
good fo.r their hbultli. Tlie best'aVay is
foi- young men to u%p-'. tlieir^bwn good
judgment, and then all 'will be well. —
Exchange.
A Boty’st Joupi-nat.
Dorry, a boy six’: years of age,
thinks ho will do as other meii-’ have
done.
March 12—Have resolved to keop a^
journal:
MarchdO- Have forgot what-LdiiL
John and me saved oor iMe.to-take, to
schule. , • '
March 21—Forgot-what I-.did. Grid
die cakes forbreakfast.-, D@bby didn’t
fry enough;- ■'* - r
Blafch 24^Thj3’ is Sunday. Corn
■fe' for' dinner. Studied my lesson.
Aunt Isabella, said,]..J,.was greedy.—
Have resolved I not to: -think so much
about things to eat. Wish I was a
'Better boy. Nothing in'particular for
supper./.., - /■' - ....
5iar. 25—Forgot what I did.
Mar. 26—Fprgot what L .did:
-Mar.<‘27 —ForgOfe what I’did.
Mar.-2d—Played.
Mir.’Sl—Fcggot. what I did.
Vpril 1—Hava decided not to keep
a journal aDy longer.
so’s^ffen that the. poles
above and below itjare as smooth as-au "
otter slide. Her only companions'" ore '
srime. chickens, which -live- ih her liftr' *
with her,'and willl; whicii/she is on ibs
most familiar terms. Stie pe ts, scolds 7 -
or flogs them, according td’.lier humori'
after the!genuine matercar regulation
manner, . . . ■ , * 1
..The chickens seem to.be very fond'
of their foster mother. r and< at times
perch about on. liar- head and- shoal- '
ders with an air of perfect satisfac
tion.
: Tliejunfortuhato -told creatnra is mis
erably glad; and is repnlsiv'e to look
upon. How slf6 r manages tb eke oni
her wretched life we have-not been able
to learn. Dr. Hightower stumbled up
on
this strange habitation the other
day. in visiting a. patient ia.Qie vicini
ty, and from-him wo get the above'in-
formation. i ‘ * "
Laughter.
A Whole Georgia Team;
A Schley county gentleman, who’ has
been op-' a visit, to • Hawkinsville, ,re
tamed home bi&6 •week through, Dooly
county, and haw. what he- took to.be n
very ecomiOal; way of- plahtiag cotton.
A "young man jjrasp driving a;mulelay:
ing^dut- the ; row; following behind 5 bun
was the old s map with, a bag of cpttpn
seed, whichhe,,^asidrppp|ng r . Around
the-old man’Sj,shoulder -was- a strong
lich was-attached to a nl'ow.'
Woman’s Wisdom, * 4
■ : ;hrd
?‘She,insists that it is of mpr-e lmpor-r
tance that her fa.nily shall .be kept in
fall health,- than'that she si^oufilhave
all the fashionable dresses and styles of
tbe times-.. <- Bhe therefore sees to it,
That each;memb§r:qf/the famly is snpr
plied with .enough Hop Bitters, at the
first. appearancGj=of, any symptoms of
any ill healtlj, .to prevent. a.fit .qf-.sic&r
ness with its attendant:- expense, care
and anxiety. AL'Womeh ^should bxei-
eise their wisdpm to this, xtaj.—Eew.
Hctrfen PqilmiMml‘ .
My hrnddef^” : said a waggish cpl-
ored man to a crowd, “ip alL.affiictioa,
in all of your troubles. dW; . aD “ ©a®
place where you can", always find sym-
; pa thy. ” ‘ ‘ Whar ?!’ cried .^eyerfd. ; 5?Ijt
■to dictionary,” , he replied, . .rolling bin
eyes upward';
. pGrx*-->TC
rope, .which wap attached to a r plow,
and this had a'"board to. top. place -of
the plowshare to._cover re® seed, and
‘was guided by thi> old nurfl wife. I AH'
the parties were white;'- and stated that
they could do 'as much., work -to that
way as - Colored people would db with
{hrecimules. It was Ta kindiot il ibor
saving process,, Mid.did away with ex-
toamutos.
, ; :ui you doing, Tommy?
A .Galvesfbh candidate,'Who became “Q! only helping' afellow up.”'
iU-J fi/oatQi ‘ u,«i a
dtemenfe; a “I would rather ten; times.|ea# £ liand : and-help
oyer,. take . ths^h^d. of .•an f hoiiejrf;j;e<M: ;
ot$d pian, thaB.that. p£ a whit.e loafer/’
.‘.‘Dat’s .wherp pejifler, jedgej I’ll take’
de handr 'ofrdp/ whitp.laafer' |ost, ebry
Jimp.: .ShakeT’ And - tbey 4 shook;-i- and
■: - 1 :
. - " -r—;—-► » 5 ;—- - : .. i j* ^
They were at; a dinner paifcy, and he
ihmarked that he supposed she was
f&nd;offetouology;: -’•She had .-Liu was,
but she was not veiY well,: und the. doe-
tbi'had told.her hbfc to eat any thing for
desc-rt bat ofknges.
-Ayddug
swinging ! 'tohis'
‘Sunny, do jpa kn.ow your letters?’-
“Yes, sir. twlS'of/em,’/,‘‘Ito§sjble! what J rshsaE
It was then? 1 that L; the young'rhaa
- n - ‘”*
liiiyujir a _ |B| i ^
change of arrangements. I have j that matter to your mother, apd. devote j are they?” “L/t'er gb, gfld let’er rip!' j, ^ (WlghLl^g^ator: , t
teen fishing excursion ^ ‘fegeMiig np; ; somelhingiVSmffrthoyrgo: to the tab and wet “
^ hills, and supposed, df eburse, that my 1 about “Who. Will • Spahk Us, When J hair; a hrato /of.such TmUlitj; caii’i'he,] case. UreaTiv was such a ’la'an/ho w mtmh
tirfjirAclii'rf > Ma is Married?'’ ... kept-too moist” . .. t " v.nufd/vbu'give’ mt? : ’
There is not tbe remotest corner or
little hilet of the minute blood- vessels
of the human body’that dobs not feel *
some wavelet from tlie convulsion oc
casioned by good hearty iadgliter. The
life f p^nciple or the , central ihan fa
.shaken to its inner most, depths, land-
ing Hew/Udes-of lifp anj stoenath to
the surface, thus materially tending to
insure -good health to thej.persons who
indulge ^therein. The blood moves
more rapidiyand c’ohveysa different
impression to all the orgabs of the.
bodj-, as it visits them on’ that particu
lar’ mystic jonrirey wlien’ the man ia
laughing^ from what it cfora'at other
tunes. For..this every good
hearty laugh ip £which ajperson< in
dulges-lengthens his life, conveying, as
it does, ne w and distinct stimnlu3 to
the vital forces. Doubtiess.the time
will come when physicians, conceding
more import ince - than they now do to-
the influence of the vital : forces of the
body, will make up their proscriptions
mote with reference to the mind ami
less to drugs for them , aud-’ Mill, in so’
doing, flud^flehestand m^st effhetivo
tE-eihod -of. producing tiieprequired ef-
feetuponlhepatient,,;: ’
A Gravel -Eater.
••■■■ -
A remarkable case’of a man eating
meals of gravel chuly, from a brook.haa-
comapo '.Mr in’„ Lqakv3b, .N; C., and’
creating great’
menibers of the E
ciety. ilrl
-.hi MA ‘ ’
Henry coni
png,the
ical.Bo-
o lives jn :
a man
of sense, fa under theimpressi<a9k.,thak t
his stomachJs like that of a^rane oiwf,.
.toat.ifcis necessary, for bis digestion to
swulibw, after each meal, ahandful-ol
gravel. Every mbrnmg ,af|e’/ ^rbs^S-’
faeff; and afternoon ;pft{sr;;.dinner, he
goes to a brook on b$3 plantation,where
he-has a supply of-4he gravel in water
to keep -ifr cool, and swoQows a hand-
/THis ; haA'been^lflpQhabit for
many years, and he has been iu a rof .
bdst hearhh.« Gift* only he had to call i
in a physician to extract--the gravel-
from hri body. - He is for£Y-five years
rwa west $is*SL
‘How could? you think of caHing
apd toll .her,^op hre. sorry.” . Freddy
goe^' tp apb'tm^and ^aya^ ^gfantie, It
am sorry you M^sfopiJ?^
Help a -Fedlow Up;
ground.
What would have become of Martin '
Luther when, he was a young mac, sing
ing on the streets for lim bread, if some
oue_®ho had. an eye to observe ’him- ;
aod a heart to feel forliim, Had not pnt
a hand and helped a- fellow*up?
here are thousands to-day'who hev-''
br 6b old have stood where thev are now if '
helped a fellow up. : -XI."
- 1 -• ■: .
A Cleveland man speaks of .a kisses
•the most delicious delectable, enfran-
cing-aod-distraoting- of all innocent ip-
writs such '
; ,,‘ i beinf if ul stuff as that ought to get a
ash fcirtyi
irSyiS. be.-.
wrt
w.jn- aE( 2 found]’’-,
AEafe aud
toe.ypBi.
e d by
deservedly
-cleanliness.