The Houston home journal. (Perry, Houston County, Ga.) 1890-1900, May 02, 1901, Image 8
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KLONDIKE LUCK.
“You simply go it blind in stak
ing out a claim,” said a returned
Klondiker, “and brains don’t count
for anything.
“I was with a crowd up there
about a year ago. We all heard that
there was gold in a certain section
not far from our camp, and accord
ingly there was a prompt exodus,
man.; It was a case of first come first serv-
was j ed, and soon we all had our claims
staked out. Two fellows who were
chums had tried to get claims side
by side, but another man got be
tween them. They proposed an ex
change to him.
“ ‘It’s all luck/ they said, ‘and
we want to work our claims togeth
er. How, you take either one of
ours. It won’t' make any differ
ence to you and will help us out.’
“The other man said it was all a
gamble anyway,, so he chose the
right hand claim in exchange for
his own. That was a year ago. The
two men who are working their
claims together haven’t made a
thing, while the other has already
A REBUKE TO THE PARVENU.
Not long ago the present king of
Great Britain and his consort were
entertaining in their usual charm
ing manner a large number of
guests at Sandringham, relates a
London correspondent. Among
them was a certain millionaire,
whose ways and manners were far
from agreeable to his royal host.
One evening after dinner the
of millions minus. manners ;
talking very slowly about his re
cently purchased estates and all that
he intended to do to his “palace.”
“Your royal highness must really
pay me a visit,” he drawled in a
somewhat familiar way to the
prince. “I can promise you some
grand shooting. And I assure you
that my'wine is excellent.”
The prince looked very steadily at
his wealthy guest and answered, so
politely:
“Thank you, Mr. > for your
invitation. I am afraid not. You
say that your shooting is grand and
your wine excellent. Well, with
your permission, I might some day
send one of my keepers down for ; taken over a million dollars out of
the shooting and one of my butlers j his. Queer, isn’t it, but that’s the
for the wine. It would be quite a j Klondike.”—New York Mail.
holiday for them, I am sure, and I
know they would both appreciate
your ‘good things.’ ”
THE ENGAGING WIDOW.
There is a story going the rounds
of the eastern press that, following
the introduction in the Minnesota
legislature of the measure prohibit
ing the marriage of women past the
age of 45, a widow’s protective
league has been formed.
Nonsense! There are no widows
over 45, and if there were they
would not need protection from so
gallant a body of men as the Minne
sota legislature. Of course, the silly
measure will not be made into law.
And if it were it would be promptly
killed by the courts. There is no
disposition on the part"of the public
to prevent the widow or any other
lady from seeking her natural prey
at any season of the year in this
state.
The only possible modification
that would have a chance of passage
would be a bill making “a closed
season” On man—i. e., that it would
not be lawful for ladies over 45 to
hunt for their natural prey from Oc
tober to May. This would give man
a fair chance and would not be con
sidered tyrannous or unreasonable
by any fair minded person.—Minne
apolis Journal.
FENCE MADE FROM SAWS.
“Fencing a farm with steel is
somewhat of a novelty,” said a
Washington woman, “but during a
recent trip to Nelson county, Va.,
I saw a 15 acre farm which was
thoroughly fenced with steel bands.
At Schuyler the finest soapstone
which is found in the country is
very extensively mined, the owners
of the quarries being, I am inform
ed, residents of this city. The stone
is not only quarried, but is cut there
into all kinds of shapes, in which
form it is shipped to all parts of the
United States. A large number of
saws are kept constantly going,
sawing out the stone. These saws
WHERE ONE DARE NOT SMOKE.
Members of the Antitobacco
league should send their congratu
lations to a worthy magistrate of
Seoul, the capital of Korea. Here
is a translation of a proclamation
recently issued by him:
“Behold! Smoking grass (Kore
an for tobacco) is a species of food,
but in smoking one has to hold up a
long pipe obliquely and swallow
fire—how can it be without injury
to his hygiene? Furthermore one
generally drops live ashes on the
roadside. Should they be taken up
by the god of wind grass roofed,
low huts will, in the twinkle of an
eye, be a prey to flames. That is the
reason why an inferior official like
myself issues herewith an order
strictly forbidding you, the people,
to fool with long pipes and to swal
low fire. Should any of you dare to
violate this prohibition I shall show
no hesitation in confiscating the
pipe and pouch of offending person.
When your offense deserves to be
further dealt with, you shall re
ceive 300 lashes.” *
THE SUPERLATIVE DEGREE.
“Am I henpecked?”
The harassed husband was com
muning with himself.
“Henpecked ?”
His voice took on a tone of min
gled humiliation and desperation.
“I am henbusheled; that’s what I
am.”—Baltimore American.
You Know What You Are Taking
When you take Grove’s Taste
less Chill Tonic because the for
mula is plainly printed on every
)ottle showing that it is simply
ron and Quinine in a tasteless
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TRIAL TREATMENT B.B.B. FREE.
Cures Blood Poison, Scrofula, Eczema,
Rheumatism and All Blood Troubles.
The Botanic Blood Balm (B.B.B.) treat
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cure for the mo§t advanced stages of can
cer, eating sores, eczema, itchu g, skin
are bands of steel 15 feet long and humors, scabs or scales, syphilitic blood
about 6 inches'in width.
“About 20 saws are worn out
each day, and when they are fixed
up to stone posts they make the fin
est and most indestructible fences I
ever saw. It would be out of the
question to put up such fences as
an original investment, hut it is
1 found to be much cheaper to use
the wornout saws for fence rails
than to ship them hack to the steel
; mills ”—Washington Star.
r NOT THE SAME.
“Jimmy,” exclaimed the first boy,
“teacher jumped on yon pretty
quick; yanked you up and walloped
you like lightning, didn’t he?”
“No,” replied the other hoy rue
fully, “not like lightning. He hit
too often in the same place.”—Fam
ily Herald.
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'
A rich lady, cured of her deaf
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New York.—Ex.
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