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A LITTLE NONSENSE.
ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
Isinglass and' Gin Make the Best Ce- j How a Cowboy Had Fun With an Ath-
ment For a Glass Fracture. j ietlc Parson,
i Broken glass, china, bric-a-brac j A clerical friend of mine told me
iand picture frames, not to name j a capital story of a Yale man who
casts, require each a different ce- • was the stroke oar of his crew and
ment-in fact, several different ce-i chief atUete on tbe footban
fcnents. Glass may be beautifully j be i2‘ ,
, , , , , , ... , , ., He entered, the ministry ana spent
inended to look at it, but seldom so : • *
, , . , v- , , years m missionary labor in tne far
aato be safely used. For clear glass west Walking e ' e da „ «„ 0D gh a
tbe best cement is isinglass dissolved frontier town, a cowboy-stepped up
ip gin. Put two ounces of isingkss to him and said:
into a clean, wide mouthed bottle, “Parson, you don’t have enough
add half a pint of gin and set in the fun. Take a drink.”
sun until dissol ved. Shake well ev- The minister declined.
ery day, and before using strain "Well,” he said, “parson, you must
through double lawn, squeezing very ^ave some fun. Here’s a faro layout.
liehtlv Take a hand in the game.”
, ... . ., ,, The minister declined. ~
Spread a white cloth over the ,<p ~ 8aid the b "ycrfl
mending table and supply it with die if you don*t have Wme fun." w
plenty of clean linen rags, strong And he knocked the parson’s hat
rubber bands and narrow white tape, off his head and hit him a whack on
also a basin of tepid water and a the ear.
clean, soft towel. Wash the broken The old athlete’s spirit rose. The
glass very clean, especially along science which had been learned in
the break, but take care not to chip Hie college gymnasium and forgot-
it further. Wet both broken edges ten for a quarter of a century .was
well with the glue, using a camel’s “ 0 “ ed « B® ? W< f ™ landed on
hair pencH. K? the break to a nice-
ty, then sKp on rubber bands length- p f rson wa |Lf‘over to him
Wise and crosswise—every way they as jf be had been a door rug, picked
will hold. If they will not hold him up and dusted the side of the
true, as upon a stemmed thing, a house with him and then mopped
This signature is on every box of the genuine
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablet*
the remedy that cures a cold in mmm day
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Lures xjiooq jl oiboh, scroiuiai
Rheumatism and All Blood Troubles.
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humors, scabs or scales, syphpitic blood
poison, scrofula, ulcers, persistent erup
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To satisfy the doubters, we will give to
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remedy. B.B.B. (Botanic Blood Balm)
is sold by all drug stores, with complete
directions for home treatment, for #1.00
per large bottle. For free trial treat
ment, address Blood Balm Co., 8 Mitch
ell Street, Atlanta, Ga., and Trial Treat
ment will-be sent at once. Write to-day.
Describe trouble, and free medical ad
vice given. Over 8*000 voluntary testi
monials of cures by using Blood Balm.
Thoroughly tested for 50 years.
$500 REWARD? ~
We will pay the above reward for any
case of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick
Headache, Indigestion, Constipation or
Cost.ivertees we cannot cure with Liveri-
ta, the up-to-date Little Livei Pill, when
the directions are strictly complied with.
They are pmely Vegetable and never fail
to give satisfaction. 25c. boxes contain
100 Pills, 10c. boxes contain 40 Pills, 5c.
boxes contain 15 Pills. Beware of sub
stitutions and imitations. Sent by mail.
Stamps taken. Neb vita Medical Co.,
Cor. Clintoh and Jackson sts., Chicago, Ilk
For sale by H. M.Holtzclaw, Druggist, Perry,Ga
PENNSYLVANIA PURE RYE,
EIGHT YEARS OLD.
OLD SHARPE WILLIAMS.
Four ful Quarts of this Fine Old, Pure
BYEWHISKEY,
$3.50
We ship on approval in plain, sealed boxes,
with no marks to indicate content*. When Jyon
receive itand test it, if it is not satisfactory,
return ft a* our expense and we wil return your
$3.50. We guarantee this brand to be
EIGHT TEARS OLD.
Eight bottles for $6 60, express prepaid;
12 bottfes for $9 60 express preoaid.
One gallon jug, express prepaid, $3 00;
2 gallon jug, express prepaid, $5 60.
No charge for boxing.
We handle all tbe leading brands of Rye and
Bourbon Whiskies and will Bave yon
BO Per Cent, on Your Purchases:
Quart, Gallon.
Kentucky Star Bourbon, ....$ 35 $126
Elkridge Bourbon. 40 150
Goon Hollow Bourbon—.... .. ... 45 160
Melwood Pure Bye...........1.. .... 50 190
Monogram Bye.;... 55 2 00
McBrayer Rye.. 60 225
Baker’s A AAA. 65 2 40
8 .0.P, (Old Oscar Pepper)......— 65 240
Id Crow T5 260
Fincher’s Golden "Wedding 75 2 50
Hoffman House Rye 90 3 00
Mount Vernon, 8 years old.......... 100 350
OldDillingerRye, 10years old,.... 125 400
The above are ODly a few brands.
Send for a catalogue.
All other Soods by tha gallon, such as Corn
Whiskey, Peach and Apple Brandies, etc., sold
equally as low, trom $125 a gallon and upward.
We make a speciasty of the Jug Trade,
and all orders by Mail or Telgeraph will
have our prompt attention: Special
Inducements offered.
Mail Orders shipped same dav of the
receipt of order.
The Altmayer & Flateau
Liquor Company,
606,508, 510, 512 Fourth Street, near
Union Passenger Hepot.
MACON, GEORGIA.
The Direct Route
Between Ail
Principal Points
Alabama and Georgia,
PENETRATING THE
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Agricultural,
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Mineral Lands
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and s%engthfupon a . bit of .tape and
tie tb#;t£pe : tfSqutinbck priMse be
fore beginning. tbe l ";gliiingi - After
the parts are joined slip another
tape through the same bands and
tie it up above the fracture; thus,
with all their strength, the bands
pull the break together. The bauds
can be used thus on casts or china—
in fact, to hold together anything
mendable. In glass mending the
greater the pressure the better, if
only it stops short of the breaking
point. Properly made, the isinglass
cement is as clear as water. When
the pieces fit true one on the other,
the break should be hardly visible if
the pressure has been great enough
to force out the tiny bubbles, which
otherwise refract the light and make
the line of cleavage distressingly ap
parent.
Household Linen.
Buy household linen of the best
quality and commence housekeeping
with a good supply. No part of the
furnishings of a home marks the re
finement of a woman’s character as
does the quality of her house linen.
The best linen is the most eco
nomical, for, though its cost at first
is greater, the extra expense is paid
for in wear and appearance. It
should hardly be necessary to say
table linen should receive the best of
care, yet very often beautiful dam
ask is spoiled long before it has had
even a sho - ^ reign. Carelessness in
folding is accountable in part for
this, and the neglect of stains acci
dentally made during* a meal and not
infrequently when the table is clear
ed is as fatal as the faults of the
laundry. Vegetable, wine and fruit
stains should be removed as soon
after they are made as possible with
warm chlorine water and then rinsed
well in ammonia water or warm
sojpsuds. Almost every sort of
stair aan be removed if treated
properly and at the time it is made.
—Jessie Shipman in American
Queen.
Summer'Luncheons.
With the broiled spring chicken,
which is the best possible meat for
a summer luncheon, have fresh peas
in little cups made either of batter
or of puff paste and small new pota
toes, with a rich cream over them.
The sherbet is made after a new
fashion. The juice of three lemons
is put on two cups of granulated
sugar and the whole thoroughly
beaten, after which a quart of milk
is poured over all, mixed and frozen.
This may be served either in tall
glasses or in little baskets cut from
the skins of lemons and tied with
ribbons to match the flowers,
g .The summer salad is most deli
cious made of fruit. Large dark
California cherries are selected,
stoned and laid in French dressing
for half an hour. They are then laid
on lettuce which has been sprinkled
'with the same dressing, and finely
Chopped parsley is scattered Over
the whole.—Harper’s Bazar.
The Fruit* of Perilous Effort.
“Do these , north pole explorers
ever accomplish anything?”
“Oh, yes; they often come bock
and start out again.”—Detroit Free
Press.
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East, West.
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