The Home journal. (Perry, Houston County, GA.) 1901-1924, January 09, 1902, Image 8

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MORE COTTON to the acre at less cost, means more money. More Potash in the Cotton fertilizer improves the soil; increases yield •‘-larger profits. Send for our book (free) explaining how to get these results. GERMAN KALI WORKS, 93 Nassau St., New York. SHBnBMmnflMHnnmnHMMBBi Look Carefully To Your Kidneys f Dir. Jemner’s Kidney. Pills cause the kidneys to work as nature intended they should. They build up the shrunken walls of the kidneys, as no known remedy has been found to do before. As a cure for urinary troubles they have no equal. io, 25, 50 Cents, 10s rtohlby II. .M. Ilollzclnw, Druggist, Perry, Oil. Subtle Foe DyspepBin Ifl unrecognized in half the cuses. It deceives the unknowing sufferer. Its many variations work along the weakest lines of the system. To battle ngainst only one of them is vain. Our booklet explains its symp toms. Our Dyspepsia Tablets give complete and lasting relief. DyspepsiaTablets 800 AND*' 60c‘ Sold by H. M. Holt/.olaw, Porry, Giu teill Don't Force Your Bowels with harsh minerals which always leave bad after-effects on the entire system, and where their use if persisted in, tend to completely wreck the stomach and bowels. ..USE.. Edgar's Cathartic Confections The only harmless, vegetable, bowel regulator, and liver vitalicer known. As pleasant to the taste as candy, and as positive as the harsh est mineral. No gripe or pain. 839 10, 25, 50 cents* Sold by II.M Holivscluw, Perry. Gn. BO YEARS’ EXPERIENCE m Trade Marks 'TMHEKRfv* Designs Copyrights &c. Anyone sending a sketch and deaerintlon may quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an Invention U probably patentable. Commvnlea. Uon* strictly oonfldentuLSandhoek on Patenta sent free. Oldest asreney for semiring yatente. Pataats taken taroajrh Kui* Co. reestre Special mMm, without okMrga, In the SckMtilk fflucrtoUL' Veens, M a ’ A LITTLE MONSENSE. How Miss Martha Explained the Tele phone to Her Understudy. Mis’ Marthy, our ponderpus col ored cook and general factotum^ had viewed the installation of the telephone in the dining room with many misgivings, much muttering to herself and many dubious shakes of the head. Old fashioned meth ods were more to her liking, and she looked upon all innovations as dan gerous experiments and “triflin’.” It was a “four party” telephone, and after it had been attached to the wall and tested by repeated con versations the nominal mistress of the house decided she would pay the additional rental and have one of the general line instruments. Mis’ Marthy watched the expert unscrew the transmitter box and depart, which feat being accomplished with out the house falling down or any other disaster following the perilous “triflin’,” she waddled to the kitch en to supervise the work of Lisbeth, her understudy, a negro girl of four teen, whose chief characteristic was curiosity. “Wha’ dey alls doin’, Mis’ Mar thy?” "Hit’s dc teliyfoam. Hurry up an’ peel dem ar in ters.” “WliufEo’ dey gwine to have a tel- lyfonm ?” “Hit’s to talk in. Doan bother me no mo’.” “How dem folks gwine hear ’em, Mis’ Marthy ?” “Yo’ is aho’ly curious. Mis’ Blanche, she done talk a lot o’ fool ishness in dal; nr box—I done heard her p’tendin’ Ink sho talkin’ to Mis’ Selby ’way down on Denhbohn stroot—den do ’lectricity in dat nr box hear w’nt she say, an’ dat man gwine take dat box down to Mis’ Selby, an’ w’en she open hit she gwine hear w’at Mis’ Blanche say. Go on now an’ peol dom ar taters. 1,'zo Buttinly s’prised at yo’ ig- nuncel”—■National Magazine. Walters* Arithmetic). “Waiter,! find I have just enough money to pay for the dinner, but I have nothing in the way of a tip for yourself.” “Let me add up the hill again, sir.” His Livelihood. “Go get a shave, and I will give you a meal,” said the philanthropist who believed in neatness. “Can’t do it, boss, widout losin’ mo occupation,” responded the tramp. “What is your occupation ?” “I am de ^bearded lady’ in de mu seum.”—Chicago News. Sure Enough. The Snake Charmer—The ossi fied man became engaged to the Cir cassian princess in three days after first meeting her. The Human Corkscrew — Gee whiz! He didn’t waste any time in making himself . solid, did he ?— Philadelphia North American. Children Especially Liable. Burns, bruises and cuts are ex tremely painful and if neglected often result in blood poisoning. Children are especially liable to such mishaps because not so care ful. As a remedy Pe Witt’s Witch Hazel Salve is unequalled. Draws out the fire, stops the pain, soon heals the \yound. Beware of counterfeits. Sure cure for piles. “DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve .cured my baby of eczema after two physicians gave her up,” writes James Mock, N. Webster, Ind. “The sores were so bad she soiled two to five dresses a day. Holtz- claw’s drugstore. Sufooribe for Tbe» Homb Game of Step. In the game of step the ground is marked off by two parallel lines, a wide distance apart. One player, who is “it,” stands on one of these lines, with his back to the other players, who start at the other line. The one who is *it” counts ten rap idly, during which time the other players approach his line. As he says “Ten!” they stand still in whatever attitude they may be at the moment. He turns his head quickly and calls the name of any player or players whom he sees mov ing. Any thus caught moving have to go back to the starting lino and begin over, while the counter re peats the count of ten and the play ers again move forward. The ob ject of. the game is to cross the counter’s line without being, seen in motion by him. The last one' over changes places with, the counter. A Way to Warm Up Cold Mutton. Take one teaspoonfui of chopped onion, put into a stewpan with one once of butter, place it over a slow fire and keep the orrions stirred till rather brown, but not burned. Add some flour, Which mix well in, and fry for five minutes; then pour in one-half pint of gravy seasoned with cayenne and salt, let boil to thicken and add browning. Add one teaspoonfui of sugar, one of vinegar, one of Worcester sauce, some chopped gherkins and capers and a few button mushrooms; put in the mutton, which you have pre viously cut into thin slices, perfect ly free from fat. let it remain a few minutes and simmer, not boil; then serve. The Matchbox. Matchboxes have a peculiar knack of vanishing from their proper places. Very often the housemaid’s pocket can deliver up three or four such boxes. The maid takes them from the mantelpiece or wherever they may be to light a fire or the gas perhaps and forgets to replace them. For this reason it is a good plan to attach matchboxes to gas fixtures, so that a match is always to be .found when it is wanted. Pass a string of sarsanet ribbon through the case of the matchbox and sus pend to the gas bracket or over the chimneypiece. The matchbox can thus be slid in and out of the case without disturbing the suspender. Getting It Down Fine. “The world owes me a living.” “Well, you’ro getting it, aren’t you ?” “I’m alive, if that’s what you mean; but that’s not the kincl of a living I mean.” “Now, there’s the trouble with all you people who are trying to collect that much discussed living. You want to go beyond the letter and the spirit of the contract. You live; that’s enough. If you want to live better, you must get an order on the world for better accommoda tions.” “But how shall I get it ?” “Work for it.”—Chicago Post. Boon. His Wife—I was looking at some thing entirely new today—a porta ble combined spare bedroom and butler’s pantry 1 Flat Dweller—Well, I declare! “Yes. What a boon to people of refinement, but with only moderate means 1”—Life. Against the Law. Bartender — I’m not allowed to sell you any beer, my boy. Kid—Den give it to me fer not’- in’. I don’t care.—New York Jour nal. What Is Meant. “They say they are selling out at cost.” “Yes—at the cost to the purchas er.” Free Blood Oure. They recommend Botanic Blood Balm (B. B, B.)for all blood troubles, such as ulcers, eatiDg sores, scorfula, eczema, itching humors, pimples, boils, carbun cles, blood poison, aching bones, fester ing sores, cancer, catarrh, rheumatism. Botauio Blood Balm cures all malignant blood or skin diseases, especially advis ed for old deep-seated oases. It cures when all else fails. Heals every sore or pimple, stops all aches and pains by giving a healthy blood supply. Thor oughly tested for 30 years. Thousands cured. At drugstores, $1 per large bot tle. Our readers will receive a trial treatment free by writing Dr. Gill am, 213 Mitchell St., Atlanta, Gn. Describe trouble and free medical advice given. Medicine sent at once Drepsid. Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin sweetens . the breath. Sold by druggist^ ALL CASES OF DEAFNESS OR HARD HEARING ARE NOW CURABLE t by our" new invention. Only those bom deaf are incurable. HEAD NOISES CEASE IMMEDIATELY. F. A. WERNIAN, OF BALTIMORE, SAYSj Baltimore, Md., March 30,1901. Gentlemen: — Being entirely cured of deafness, thanks to your treatment, I will now give yott a full history of my case, to be used at your discretion. • . ... JR. t’w About five years ago my right ear began to sing, and this kept on getting worse, until I lost “ y ?under g Jent a 8 treIt?neut e foi catarrh, for three months, without any success, consulted a num. Tier of ohvsicians, among others, the most eminent ear specialist of this city, who told me that only an operation could help mo, and even that only temporarily, th&t the head noises would then ppnqe but the hearing in the affected ear would be lost forever, - , •* . '' I then 'saw your advertisement accidentally in a New York paper, and ordered your treat-, ■mpnt After I had used it only a few days according to your directions,-the noises ceased, and after five weeks, it^'lieuriugln the diseased ear has been entirely restored. I thank you heartily and beg to remain Very truly ft1 Broadway) Baltimore, Md. ; Our treatment does not interfere with your usual occupation. YOU CAN CURE YOURSELF AT HOME INTERNATIONAL AURAL CLINIC, 596 LA SALLE AVE,, CHICAQO, ILL. ItaMnturJtt****™; $3.50 PENNSYLVANIA PUNE RYE, EIGHT YEARS OLD. OLD SHARPE WILLIAMS. Four ful Quarts of this E]no Old, Pure ■fey El WHISKEY, EXPRESS • PAID* We ship on approval in plain, sealed boxes, \Mth no marks to indicate contents. Whoniyou receive itaml test it, if it is not satisfactory, return it a> our expense and we wil return your §3.60. Wo guarantee this brand to ho ERdJaiT YEARS OLIU. 1 Eight bottles fos $0 60, express prepaid; 12 bottfes for §0 60 express prepaid. One gallon jug - , express prepaid, §3 00; 2 gallon jug, express prepaid, §5 60. No charge for boxing. We handle all the leading brands of Rye and Bourbon Whiskies and will save you oO Per Cent, on Your Purchases: Quart, Gallon. Kentucky Star Bourbon, § 36 §126 Elk ridge Bourbon 40 160 Boon Hollow Bourbon 46 106 Cel wood Pure Bye 60 190 Monogram bye 65 2 00 McBiayer Rye 00 226 Maker's A AAA 05 240 O.O. P. (Old Oscar Pepper) 05 240 Old crow 75 2 00 Fincher's Golden Wedding 76 2 60 Hofi'man House Rye 90 300 Mount Vernon, 8 years old 100 350 Old Dill inger Rye, 10 years old,.... 126 400 The above avo only a few brands. Send for a catalogue. All other goods by the gallon, such ns Corn Whiskey, Peach and Apple Brandies, etc., sold Service. The Direct Rout® Between AH Principe! Point® IN Alabama and Georgia. PENETRATINCI THE Finest Fruit. Agricultural, Timber, and Mineral Lands SOUTH. IN THE have our prompt attention: Special inducements offered. Mail Orders shipped same dav of the receipt of order. The Altinuyer & Flateau Liquor Company, 006, 508, 510, 612 Fourth Street, near Union Passenger Hepot MACON, GEORGIA. Ko do l Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat* This preparation contains all of the digestants and digests all kinds of food. It gives instant relief and never fails to cure. It allows you to eat all the food you want. The most sensitive stomachs can take it. By its use many thousands of dyspeptics have beeh cured after everything else failed. It .prevents formation of gas on the stom ach, relieving all distress after eating. Dieting unnecessary. Heasant to take. It can't help but do yon good THE COMMONER, (Mr. Bryan’s Paper.) The Commoner has attained within six months from date of the first issue a circulation of 100,000 copies, n record probably never equaled in the history of American periodical literature. The unparalleled growth of this paper de monstrates that there is room in the newspaper fields for a national paper de voted to the discussion of political, economic, and social problems. To the columns of the Commoner Mr. Bryan contributes his best effortsjand bis views of political events as they arise from time to time can not fail tointeiesttbose who study public questions. The Commoner’s regular snbeription price is $1.00 per year. 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