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Tlit' Last Heard Of it.
“My little boy took the croup
one night and soon grew so bad
you could hear him hr via! he all
over the house, - rays F. D. Rey
nold >, Mansfield 0. “ ‘-Ye -feared
he would die, but a few doses of
One Minute Gough Cure quickly
reli- ted him and lie wenoto sleep.
That’s the last we heard of the
croup. Now isn’t a cough cure
]ike that, valuable? 0:m Minute
Gough Cure is absolutely sal- and
acts immediately. For cuuighs,
colds, croup/grip, b rune bit is and
all other throat' and lung troubles
it is a certain cure. Very pleas
ant to take! The litb.p ones like
it. Holtzclaw’s Drugstore.
A LITTLE MONSENSE.
A Bunch of Bright Sayings From the
1 Gossip of Children.
**To speak a piece In school,*’
Said Johnnie, with a sigh,
"la not much fun; I’d rather
Speak for a piece of jJle.”
Little eight-year-old Helen acci
dentally discovered her pulse one
day. and, running to her mamma,
exclaimed, “Oh, mamma, I’ve got
the- hiccoughs in my wrist!”'
Visitor (teasingly)—When are you
going to get married, Elsie?
Elsie (aged five)—Oh, don’t trou
ble yourself about it. You’ll not get
an invitation.
Little Mabel had attended a church
christening, and upon her return
home her grandmother asked what
they did, “Nothing much,” replied
Mabel, “except wash a little kid’s
hair.”
Willie’s father was cleaning fish
for dinner when the little fellow
asked, “Papa, have fish got any
sense ?” t
“Of course they have,” was the
reply.
“Well, please cut some out and
let me see them,” said Willie.
THE PRESIDENT'S “JOLLY.
Want Anything
President Roosevelt received five
TJte Indians the other day. They
had come to Washington on busi
ness connected with the disposition
of mineral interests in their lands.
Only one of the redskins could speak
English, and the president tried in
vain to “jolly” them. Everything
he said to them, through Martin
Van, who acted as an interpreter,
fell flat. The Indians simply gazed
at the chief executive with stolid
faces and gave absolutely no indica
tion of interest. Finally in despera
tion the president said to the inter
preter:
“Tell them that I had fifty In
dians- in my regiment during the
war with Spain and that as fighters
they were crackerjacks.”
The faces of the members of the
delegation brightened up at this,
and they nodded an earnest assent.
They left the executive office with
their faces wrinkled with smiles.
Agent Mynton, who had the Indians
in charge, said they had not smiled
from the time they arrived in Wash
ington until Mr. Roosevelt paid the
compliment to their race as fighters.
—Chicago News.
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DINING TABLES, SIDEBOARDS, CHAIRS
BEDSTEADS, MATTRESSES, SPRINGS, W1ND0VV SHADES
AND POLES, BABY CARRIAGES, ETC.,
You can save money at
Paul’s Furniture Store.
A complete line of COFFIN'S and CASKETS nl\vaj8.
on hand.
G-EOBGE SPAUL, Perry, Ga.
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The greatest ambition of Amer
ican men and women is to have
homos blessed with ohildren. The
woman afflicted with female dis
ease is constantly menaced with
becoming’ a childless wife. No
medicine can restore' dead or
gans, but. Wine of Cardui does
regulate derangements' that pre
vent conception; does prevent
miscarriage; does' restore weak
functions and shattered nerves
and doebi bring babies to homes
barren and desolate for years.
Wine of Cardui gives Wolnen the
health and strength to bear heal
thy children. You can get . a
dollar bottle of Wine of ' Cardui
from your dealer. ,
-m -m flip's,(br®
Hire Your Furs.
“There will be snow soon,” said a
bounder, “and when it comes I’ll
hire a sleigh and a set of furs and
take my best girl out, dazzling her.
You didn’t know, I guess, that you
can hire furs, did you? Well, you
can and crackerjacks, too—big seal
skin caps with ear tabs, fur gloves
up to your armpits, fur collars up to
your forehead. There are half a
dozen, pawnbrokers in this town that
will fit you out with all those things
for an afternoon, and the price is
only a bone. You put them on, and
as you spin along tne park drive you
say to your girl: ‘I got these gloves
in Manitoba, a gift from my friend,
the mayor of Dog Gulch. I speared
myself the seal my cap is made from,-
and Senator Pitcoe gave me the col
lar—Pitcoe of Wyoming. Perhaps
you know him.’ The girl looks at
you. You resemble an Eskimo. She
counts the cost of the furs and de
cides it is a young millionaire she’s
up against. After that she’s yours.”
—Philadelphia Record.
“Now, dear,” said a mother to her
small four-year-old (laughter, “you
have chatted long enough. Hold
your tongue, close your eyes and go
to sleep.”
“Why, mamma,” queried the little
miss in surprise., “how can I do three
things at once ?”—Chicago News.
*►.
Compliments A;>e Flying.
TI10 Kind You Have Always Bouglit, and wliicli lias been
in use for over 30 yearn, lias borne the signature of
brill baa been made under Luis per-
« . Bonal supervision since its infancy.
Allow no one to deceive yon in thifj*
are' bub
Ail Counterfeits, Imitations and “Just-an-good”
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health'of
Infants and ..Children--Experience against. Experiment*
In 3 fi § s IQ Hi i ihk
Castor .'a, is a harirlens substitute for Castor Oil, Parc*
gofic, Drops and loathing, Ctymps, It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor. Other - Marcobio
substance. Its ago is its guifrantoo. It destroys ‘Worms
and allays 'Feverishness. It enres •DianTicca and! Wind
Colic. It relieves Tcotuhfg I’rouldos, cures Coimtipation
anti Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, temulates the*
Stomach, and B’oweis,, givh'.g hcaTthy and natural sleep*
SKEro Children!Fa&aeojferTAd Friend*
14.3 Market fctroot,
Memphis, Tenu., April II, loot.
In February, 3901, 1 took one bottle of
Wino of Ccrchii and oao package of
l'liodford’n Blaok-Draught. X had bsen
married ilftean years and had never
givou birth to a child until I took Wino
cf Cardui. I am mother of aflno
baby Rirl winch was bom March Ml 1901.
Tlio baby woig-hs l'ourteon pounds and I
feel as well as any person could feel.
Now my home is happy and 1 never will
bo without Wino of Cardui in toy house
again. Mrs. J'. W. O. SMITH.
For adyicq and literature, address, Hiving
Symptoms, ffipo Ladles’ Advisory Depart-
n n ’ * !l ° Chattanooga Medicine Company,
utvars
;«?31 li
ALWAYS
A Stop Flood.
President Robert 0. Morris of the
Now York Republican county com
mittee has been pestered almost be
yond endurance with ofiiceseekers
who want him to use his influence
to get them placed with the new ad
ministration. To secure some relief
he wrote to the Republican district
leaders requesting them hot to sbnd
any'of their constituents to him, but
to recommend to him such as they
were most desirous of having ap
pointed, and he would see what
could be done. One of the district
leaders to whom he sent his request
replied as follows:
The Tramp—Allow me to remark,
my dear sir, that you have a most
striking head.—Scribner’s.
Suspiciously Happy.
“That young widow is always so
pleasant. There’s nothing like hav
ing a happy disposition.”
“No, but there’s such a thing as
carrying a happy disposition too
far.”
“Think so?”
“Yes; for instance, when one
laughs at one’s husband’s funeral.”
—Philadelphia Press.
Love Laughs at Dogs Also.
The D&mscl — Oh, Harold, I’ve ;
been so frightened for you! Papa
has bought a great big, savage bull
dog, aud—-
Till Swain.—That’s all right, dar
ling. I’ve beught a dog too. He
will endeavor to keep your father’s
dog busy while you and I saunter
down to the parsonage.—Judge.
Even He.
“But the new minister at that
church is so awfully conceited.”
“But, really, last Sunday he was
quite modest.”
“You don’t say.”
“Yes. In the course of his ser
mon he said: ‘We are all more or
less fallible. Even I am.’ ’’—Phila
delphia Press.
A Cripple.
Tramp—I’d like ter do something
to pay fer all this, but I’m a cripple,
mum.
Housekeeper—You don’t look it.
What’s the matter ?
Tramp—Writer’s cramp, mum. I
have been keepin’ a list of all th’
people wot offered me work, mum.
«v-
Favorite Nearly Everywhere.
Constipation means dullness,
depression, headache, generally
disordered health. De Witt’s Lit
tle Early Risers stimulate the liv
er, open the" bowels and relieve
this condition. Safe, speedy and
thorough. They never gripe. Fa-
pills. Holtzclaw’s Drug-
in Use For Over 30 Years.
THE CENTAUR COMPANY, TT MURRAY STREET, NEW YORK CITY.
m® ENCYCLOPEDIA
A STATISTICAL
VOLUME OF . .
Pianos
“Your request reminds me of the
story I used to read as a child of
the little Dutch hoy who, discover
ing a hole in one of the dams of
Holland, thrust his body into it and
thus saved Holland from inunda
tion. If you knew what I have done
to keep hack the flood of officeseek-
ers from you, I know you would
thank me, and perhaps you would
thank God.”—New York Times.
‘•It is the little rift within the
the lute which ever widening,
makes the music mute.” It is
At Greatly
Reduced Prices.
Fifty new Upright Pianos will ciose out at
greatly reduced prices within the next ffw
weeks. Among them such celebrated makes
as •
Steinway, Solmier & Co,, Krai rich
& Bacli, Stnltz & Bauer, Bush
& Gcsts, Bester aucl Royal.
Call at once and secure one of these bargains
F. A. .flUTTEN6ERGEE & CO.,
452 Second fr,.;, Mnoon. Ca.
Containing Over 600 Pages
Special Features,
nillionaires ol the United States; Parti
culars About Three Thousand American
Magnates. Organized Labor; Strength of the
Labor Unions. The r ,L, u ,
Trusts. United States
IjpjSpfj Census. New Census
ipOjSSjS: ofEuropeanCountrie/T
Tha Nicaragua Canal •SSs&iSaS
a °d th® Hay-Pounce- gfflg&wSj
fate Treaties With gjpJp?
pySp; Great Britain. The Re-
lations of Cuba With
the United States. The
Conference of Amerl-
can Republics at the fgffijjjSgjg
City of Mexico. The CQjJSSEij
Anarchist Statistics-
This Country and '%§*&&&$
Europe. Progress of
Aerial Navigation In 1901. The New York
Municipal Election of 1901. Agriculture.
Manufactures, mortality.
* FACTS about politics.
woman often, which gradually
takes the spring from her step,
the light from her eyes, the rose
from her cheek and the music
from her voice. Perhaps the bug
bear which has frightened the
-woman from the timely help
needed, at the beginning has been
the dreaded questions, the obnox
ious examination, the local treat
ments, of the home physician.
There is no need for these. Nor
is there need for continued suf
fering. Dr. Pierces’s Favorite
Prescription can be relied on by
Ih what you do every time
you buy your
Lumber, Sash,
Doors,
Mouldings, .
Blinds,
Trimmings
and all kinds of mill work and builders supples from our
superior stock. Builders and contractors will fine] that
$iey get a superior grade of lumber .. arid worlcmnwk : p in'
their Jine at lower prices than ti.ey can git elsewhere.
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IN EVERY OFFICE AND
IN EVERY HOME OF
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Th.
- above described bo
office to every Hohjc .Iooxln
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—If you want a good Mule
cheap,' call on C. M. Branan, 520
Poplar St., Macon, Ga.
FORT VALLEY, GA
Phone 187