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■ I CONDENSED STORIES. Between Kathcrina and the Deep 8ea, He Choste the Latter. E. H. Sothern has a new story concerning the autograph hunters, from the importunities of whom ac tors suffer even more than distin guished people in other walks of life. They become accustomed to being- buttonholed in street cars, on the sidewalk, ill hotel lobbies and even at the very door of the theater, but Mr. Sothern is the first one, perhaps, who has ever been chased into the ocean. While he was en joying a morning swim in the surf at Newport recently he heard some one splashing and puffing behind him and at the same time calling to him not to go so fast. Thinking the man had some good reason for wanting to stop him, he turned and said, “What is it 1” “Hold on a minute, there,” said tho stranger. “Aren’t you Mr. K. II. Sothern?” “Yes,” replied the actor. “Well, I want you (puff) to give mo (puff) your autograph (puff). Will you?” Thinking he had to deal with a harmless lunatic, Mr. Sothern as sured him that nothing would, give him greater pleasure. Would he have it in sand, seaweed or salt wa ter?” “Never mind your joking,” said the stranger. “My Katherina is on the, beach, and she’s got the album and a stylographic pen.” “And did you submit to the impo sition ?” Mr. Sothern was asked. “Well,” replied that gentleman, “you see, I was, between Katherina and the deep sea, so I took a look at Katherina and”— • “Well ?” T “I chose the deep sea.” Left His Legs Behind. “Is Mr. Depew in ?” said a life in surance agent, handing his card to the office attendant. “I’ll see, sir,” replied- the, minion, going into the senator’s sanctum. Mr. Depew glanced at the card and shook his head in the negative. Although the uppef part of his body was hidden from public view by liis A LITTLE NONSENSE. Woman’s Wit and Feminine Fancy Bunched. “She’s the most conceited widow I ever saw. She declares she’ll nev er marry again unttl she - has re ceived the one hundredth offer.” “She probably intends to he a century plant.” She—You’re a flatterer. I only believe half you tell me. He—Then I’ll tell you twice as much, and you’ll have to believe it all! Ida—So Myrtle inherited a for tune. T suppose it burned a hole in her pocket. May—No; in he? stocking. Ella—HoW can one grow old gracefully? Stella—I don’t know. How did you manage it ? “I hope that Mrs. Hammer Knox won’t spoil our chat., Of all the wo men I know she is the most ven omous backbiter.” .“And you, dear, do not seem to take ordinary precautions.”—New York Herald. Her Highest Ambition* ■r makes a fat purse. A fertilizer without sufficient ' The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has' been, in use for over 30 years, has borne the signatnro of , and has been made under his per- sonal supervision since its infancy. Wt&ry/, Allow no one to deceive you in this. 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He’s been actin’ queer ever sence the old mule kicked him.”—Atlanta Constitu tion. Her Alleged Age. Baxter—I thought Miss Blum- ster had a reputation of being very truthful ? Blaxter—She did have, ‘but of late she has fallen from grace, j Baxter—How so ? | Blaxter—She has got in the habit of telling her age.—Brooklyn Life. i- — Gone Beyond. “How about that new cook of yours ? Is sjie good?” “I hope so.” ' “Don’t you know ?” “I can only trust so. She tried to light the fire with benzine yester day.”—Philadelphia Press. It Was All Off. i “My love for you,” he wrote, “is so deep, so vast, so powerful, I can not express it.” “Why don’t you send it by freight ?” she wrote back, and then it‘was all off.—Philadelphia Record Under Suspicion. “No,” said Mr. Biiggins, “I haven’t any use for philosophers.” “Why not?” “My idea of a philosopher is a man who pretends he enjoys hard luck.”—Washington Star. Unacceptable. Baggs—Why didn’t Totters, the slack rope performer, get that job? Snaggs—-Why, when he applied he was tight, and they didn’t want a tight rope walker.—Chicago News. Adaptability. Gerald—As it is to be a secret en gagement it would not he wise for me to give you a ring at present. Geraldine—Oh, but I could wear it on the wrong band.—Judge. PERFECT PASSENGER AND SUPERB SLEEPING-CAR SERVICE BETWEEN ALL PRINCIPAL POINTS and all Liver, Kidney and Blad der troubles caused by uric acid in the system. It cures by , cleansing and vitalizing the blood, thus removing the cause of disease. It gives vigor and | tone and builds up the health and strength of the patient while using the remedy. UR1CSQL, is a luminary in the medical world. It has cured and will continue to cure more of the above diseases than all other known remedies, many of which do more harm than good. This great and thoroughly tested and endorsed California Remedy never disappoints. Itcure3in- | fallibly if taken as directed. Try "it and be convinced that it is a wonder and a blessing to suffering humanity. I Price $1.00 per bottle, or 0 bot- I ties for $5. For sale by druggists. | Send stamp for book of partic- Connecting at SAVANNAH with STEAMSHIP LINES PLYING BETWEEN Savannah and New York, Boston, Philadelphia, Baltimore The AJtmayer & Plateau Liquor Company, 606, 508, 510, 612 Fourth Street, near Union Passenger Depot. MACON, GEORGIA “MB. DEPEW IS OUT,” SAID THE ATTENDANT. desk, the senator’s legs were plainly visible as he sot with his side to ward the desk. “Mr. Depew is out,” said the at tendant. “Well,” said the insurance solic itor, glancing through the half opened door, “I wish you’d tell him when he comes in that I think my company would positively refuse to accept'him as a first class risk unless he will agree to always take his legs with - him when he goes out.”—New York Times. Emperor His Model. 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