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POLLYANNA COLVLTM* It ha? been said that the nearest thiim to perpetual motion is a Jew chasinc a Scotch man for a debt. Proplc* say that there were no such things as the uood old days?but j in I think, fifty years There was no prohibi tion. Nobody ever board Ce 11 k r ft i sity: Line's busy. ' No body ever had their radio concert busted tip by a fool umetenr. or n siauc. ^Nobody ever cussed Henry Ford. Carfares weren't rait-ed every once in a while. LaFollotte wasn't miming for President.They didn't charge 6.GO for the pcannt ualrey at the Follies. No punk movies were prod need. The ncighbuig didn't keep every one else awake playing their phonograph. o "Ves, my friend?," said the the ological lecturer, "some admire Moses who instituted the old law, some, Paul, who spread the new. But after all, which character in the Bible has had I he largest, fol lowing!" A% he paused, a voire from the back bench shouted "Ananias!" That beautiful and heartrender ing dit ty sung an much not long ago entitled, "Yes, We Have No Bananas," has evidently been sent to tbo cannery, opines Bill. Lad j ?Tell me, were yon cool in in battle! Soldier?Co?l? Why, I was so cool I fairly shivered. Barbers say men pull their eye brow?. Makes might, snaps Bill. Men won't. The biggest, compliment a hostess can get: "Won't you give my wife your recipe for this!" The only man who can do noth ing and doit well never gets a chance- * ANOTHER RADIO LI Alt ITow is your set working these day*? (ireat! Last night one fellow was singing and another was play* ing his accompaniment on the pi ano from WIS A K and I tuaed on t the piano aud listened to the singer. Shoe salesman ? 1 don't know, hut banana skins make the best ?Uppers. o W if o?George, I wait yon to whip that man. Hubby?How cornet Wife ?lie colled nu; a seutiinen tal fool. H nbby ?Whaddayamean, you big stiff, by saying my wife was sentimental? A barber reported to work two hours late. "What's the big idea?" demand the boss. "I'm sorry," replied the barber, "but while I was shaving 1 talk* ed myself into a shampoo, haircut and massage." o "I'm about through with yon old sox," thus spoke the girl. Sounds like a slangy way of turning adrift a faithful suitor. But ?ho was merely discussing seme half hose. GIVE US A SPEECH (Tone Bridal Chorus from Lohengrin.) Give ns a speech, make it a peach, Let it be brief, brother, let it be bright, Be a good sport and aot il short. Tomorrow 1 work ?I matt sleep some tonight. 9 A writer says every man needs h skilled manager of hia affaire. Still, many bachelors si.oeted. Polite Potlteneea forbid? jvrojt? teti Ing yom that you ?r* a foot e*?ry time they bave oeraatcm to tklnk y?o one. ?PETITION FOR CHARTER Houston County, GoorgM. To the tli? Superior Court of ruid County. Tne petition of Avner Chambers ?nil O. Ij Mxttin, both of limb County, Geoi g!a, "'id i J ?if Hoijflkon Comity, Georgia, re-pectfully shows: 1. Ti'?y desire foi themselves, their as sociate? and successors to be incorporat ed ami mad.- m body puli tic for a period of twenty (20) yuars, under the ni?me and style of, * Fruitland, Jot-," 2. The principal office of said company "hal be in Houston <'?unty, Georgia, bit petitioners desire I he right to establish branch offices within or with out this Stat?> whenever the holders of a j majority ??f the Ktcx k in said company may n* determine, and to hold stock holder* and directors meetings in Bibb County, Georgia. 3. The purpose and aim of said corpora-i tion is to make monev for itself and its stockholder?. * 4. 1 ho business to be carried on by said corporation is as follows: To buy sell, "?port, export and grnt rally deal in fruit trees, nut trees, fruit?, nuts. regetablc and farm products; to buy, lease, or otherwise acquire, mortgage, sell, or otherwise dispose of real estate audi personal property, including farm lands, <:>ty property, farming implements, "praying materials, and commodities generally used in fruit packiag houses and canning plants; to engage in the 'iiting, cultivation and production of Iruits, not?-, vegetables and agricultural products of all kinds: also to wperate t?*d and maintain packing houses and canu- I inv lactorieifor the packing and eanaingl or fruits, vegetables, berries awd all kinds of far.u product?; abo to prepare and nianufacture fruit, aut and vegrtable! products, and kindred goods of every class and description; also to buy, sal and deal in live stock, and te own and operate stock farms; ?lso to engage in tne business of building houses, tene ments and structures of all kinds;'to im prove lands; and tr.net as agent for others in buying and selling real estate ?nd personal property, and engaging in the other lines of businesa above mention ed. 5. The capital stock of said corporation shall be 120,000.00, but petitioners ask the privilege of inon asing the same to $2fi0,000.00 by n majority vote of the stockholders, said ?stock to be divided in loVwo^loJTo?"' ?f the p"r ?'?? 0. Petitioner show that all of the capital stock te be employed by them has been paid in. 7. 1'etitionera desire the rijjht to have the cnpital stock of said company paid tor oither in money or property, to be taken at a fair and reasonable valuation. 8. Petitioners dosiretho right to sue ?ml bo sued, to have ao<l use a common seul to ninkeaH necessary by-laws, and to do all other things that may be necessary or incident to the successful conduct of its business, including the right to issue notes and honds, for a ay lawful pnrpo*e in tno conduct of its buMue??, ftnd to se cure the name by mortgage, security deed or other form of lien, and the privilege of amendment and renewal of itsclrirter. I 9. Pelitioners desire that said corporation snail have a lieu upon its stock for any unpaid balance due on the purchase price thereof, and the right ?? buy ilnd tetire oi re-isstie its own stock. 10. I'otitioners desire for said corporation the power to either lease or mortgage, or , to lease and moitjiig? ?ts propeity, real personal, and its franchise, and to execute conveyances apor ?priate to such pur poses when authorized or ratified by three-fourths vote of the entire voting stock of said corporation. W HKRKFOKK. petitioners piny to be incorporated under tho name and stvle aforcss.d, with Ml the powers, privileges and immunities, herein specified, and such others, as may now or hereafter be allowed a corporation of lik?, character under the laws of Georgia. Miller & Garrett, Petitioners* Attorney. Qeorsin, Houston County. Sn1' '!? r'Ierk of Houston ? P rior C ?art, do hereby eerjfy that oi fh?r'eTK iS a true *nd ^orrrot copy of the application for charter of Fruit my office0' 'h<' a?,Pe,,r" ?f ?'? in Witness my official signature and senl of t.,o Court, tbi. 3rd. dly lC?C! H. L. WAHOEN, Clerk. NOTICE Thin is I* not ft the puhli? that tba firm of I,. C. Howard aad Sod it diaolT <*d. The Arm will nontinua tod* burin#?? under the nam? of I? C. Howard. The *aid L. C. Howard aaaumea ail reaparaa bilitjr (or the oaUrUuriiBR debt* of tha coneern and hold? for eollactioa all the debt? oweing Mid concern. Tl.e Decem ber 3, 19U. L. C. HOWARD ORDINARY'S CITATIONS G??rfla, Houston CotiUf 8. V. Parker administrator of tbc estate of Weeks Parker having upplied for lave to Hell certain ; rope'ly of tho ??t.itr, thin in to uo'ify all persona cou- j corned to show cause if sny they fan wliy his application Hhouid not be grunt ed at the court of Ordinary on the first motiduv in January next. Thin Decem ber 8,1984. Emmett Hou.ser Ordinary. Geurgn, Honston County. Mrs. J. K. Speight huving applied for letters of guurdianship of J. B. Watson, George Wataen, Alsdge Watxon, Mildred Watson, Hey Watson and Braden Wat son, minors; this is to notify all persons concerned to show cause if any they can why her application should not be grant ed ut the court of Ordinary on the first Monday in January 1925. This Decern* ber 3, 1924. Emmett Houser Ordinary. Me?tan Cowtv. Hester Reid having applied for one year's support out of the estate of Jessie lteid, deceived, tbia is to notify all persona concerned to show cause if any they can why l>or application should not be granted at the Court of Ordinary on the first Monday ii: January 1925, This December 3, 1U94. Kmmett Houser Ordinary. Gnovfte, Boustoa County. It. J. Dnfher having applied for letters of s(lraiai>tration oa ti.e estate of 8.. F. Dasher deceased, this is to netify all peiaons concerned to show cauae if any they can, why his application should not be granted at the Court of Ordinary on the first Monday in January 1995. This December 9, 1924. Emmett Houser Ordinary. FOR SALE?Georgia Riised, Ueeleanrd Texas iluat Proof Oa h, 15Q0 bashels, $1.00 per bu?hel ? n aacked, F O. B , Pinebuibl. H, P. Morris, Piuehurst, Ga MOB1LOIL Ma? used in Aero plane? Hying around the world and if yon want tb? beat get it from tho Standard Oil Company or McLendon Auto Coiupauy, perry Ga. B. H. ANDREW & SON We are prepared to supply your needs in Plows, Plow Gear, Plow Repairs and Plow Gear If you have some land that is hard to turn see us about the Chattanooga Slat Wing Plow * We guarantee it to give absolute satisfaction in any kind of lands. B. H. Andrew & Son Perry, Georgia "AT YOUR SERVICE" START THE 4 NEW YEAR RIGHT By Paying Your Subscription TO THE Houston Home Journal Why it is Easy to Own The Westinghouse Light and Power Plant has demonstrated in actual day-in and day-out service on farms that it is dependable and easy to operate. And now, by making it easy to own as well as easy to operate, West inghouse has brought all the advantages of electric service within the reach of every farmer and his family. Electric lights in the farm house and buildings, electric household appliances, and eiectric power wherever needed, are made available without delay. The special Westinghouse deferred payment plan spreads the cost of the plant itself, the wiring and the equipment, over a period of twelve months. After making the first payment the farmer may elect to pay the balance in six, nine or twelve equal monthly payments. Or, if he wishes, he may pay for the plant in one, two or three payments to be made after the completion of his erop harvests. The complete flexibility of this plan makes it applicable to every farmer's needs. You can install a Westinghouse Light and Power Plant on your farm, enjoy th? comfort and convenience it will bring you, and puy for it when your crop? are sold. That's why it is so easy to own. Let us tell you more about it. LIGHT AND POWER. PLANT T"* - k umufe Easy to Operate F. J. MORAN, Central City Hotel Building MACON, GA. FOR SALE On Perry and Fort Valley Road One Mile from Perry. Land in Ten Acre Lots S. L. NORWOOD, Sr., Perry, Ga. Legal Blanks for sale at This Office Prunes Redeemed Prunes suffer under undeserved calumny. To 3 cents' worth of prune? add 20 cents' worth of clotted cretua and they ore redeemed. Excused Old L.ady?"How can you use such shocking language?" Old Woman? "Beg pardon, mum, but I be very deaf, end I enwn't rightly 'ear wot I says.1* ?Punch. First Paper Mill The first paper mill in America wae opened near Philadelphia in 1G'.)0. The papermaking was done by hand, and until 175G, when the pulp engine was introduced '.nto America from Holland, the rags continued to be beaten into pulp by hand. No Matches Needed By setting a small clock, that can be attached to any coil or tank water heater, it will shut off the gas when the contents have been heated. No matches are needed, when this con trol is used, for the timer lights the burner from a pilot flame. Guaranteed hosiery, samples yonr size free to agents. Write for preposition paying $75.00 weekly full time, $1.50 an hoar spare time gelling guaranteed hosiery to wear er; must wear or replaced free. Quick sales, repeat orders- Inter national Stocking Mills, 3154? Nerristown, Pa. JOn? box of Tutt'?Plll*MvwflMnT I dollar* In doctot'i bili?. A m??dr I for diMiMi of the llTet, tick head- I ache. dr*p?p?l*. coattipttion. bit' 1 lou?nnn a ntlllon people mmmcm ^ Tutrs Pills W. 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