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THROUGH RED GLASSES
Wifey—I looked at the sweetest
hat today for only $30.
Hubbv—Thank heaven you didn't
buy it, If it cost that much for a
look.
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★★★By VIRGINIA VALE ★★★
P ICTURE the delight of the
huge audience at a hockey
game between a New York team
and one from Montreal the other
evening, when Joe E. Brown
threw in the puck to start the
game. He looked very small and
very thin—much smaller than lie
does on the screen—in contrast with
the burly hockey players. And he
clowned a bit when he hastened off
the ice.
I’at O’Brien, who was with him,
threw the little rubber disc down be
tween two players at
the beginning of the
second period. lie
looked big enough to
play hockey himself.
In fact, friend Pat is
getting a bit heavy.
Brown gave the spec
tators a chance to see
a perfectly happy hu
man being. It was a
small boy who went
to him during one of
the intermissions, to
shake hands. Brown
held his hand a long time and visited
with him, and afterward the young
ster lingered in the aisle, unable to
tear himself away from the idol who
had been so kind to him.
★
It’s too bad, In a way, that '‘Bar
bary Coast” and “Frisco Kid” came
along at the same time. One has Miri
am Hopkins as the star, the other has
James Cagney, but these two stories
of early days in San Francisco are
too much alike; in fact, they might
be two versions of the same story.
—★—
Everyone Is wondering how south
erners will like “So lted the Rose.”
After all, they’re the only ones who
cun really pass judgment on It. And
certainly they won’t make the mis
take that one New York reviewer did.
He said that the only authentic south
ern accent belonged to Walter Connol
ly—when, as a matter of fact, both
Margaret Sullavan and Randolph
Scott, the heroine and the hero, hail
from Virginia.
——
Don’t miss Lily Pons’ first picture,
“I Dream Too Much.” RIvO certainly
picked a winner when Miss Pons was
selected as their operatic star, after
Grace Moore’s success sent all the big
companies scurrying around after girls
with reputations as singers. Lily Pons
doesn’t just sing. She shows an amaz
ing talent for comedy. She’s not pret
ty, yet she has moments of looking
very much like Lupe Velez. And she
makes her love scenes with llenry
Fonda very convincing. Eric Blore
and his trained seal add not a little
to the general hilarity, and what with
one thing and another the picture’s
a riot.
• ★ ■
You’ve read about all the precau
tions taken to protect the famous
quintuplets during the making of their
scenes in “The Country Doctor.” Nat
urally, everybody’s one thought was
for the babies. So when Jean Iler-
sholt, who plays Dr. Dafoe In the pic
ture, went walking, slipped on the Ice,
and acquired a badly bruised leg, no
body was much disturbed. It looks
as if we wouldn’t see anyone in the
roles of the father and mother of the
babies. According to report, they were
offered $700 if they’d sign papers al
lowing themselves to be impersonated,
and refused; not enough money.
—★—
Did you tune in your radio on the
broadcast that opened the new NBO
studio in Hollywood? There certain
ly were plenty of celebrities on the air
—but as for me, I liked Mary Liv
ingston’s goofy poem best of anything
I heard. And reflect a moment on the
fact that the master
of ceremonies was A1
Jolson, who had such
a time making a suc
cess of broadcasting.
He was determined to
master the new medi
um, and he did, hut
what a battle! I
doubt whether anyone
ever worked harder
than Jo 1 s o n did in
those first broadcast
ing days of his;
watching 1dm work,
you found yourself pulling for him
with all your heart. Well, that per
sistence of kis has carried him a
long way.
Gangster pictures may be a thing
of the past, as we’ve been told over
and over again, but they keep bobbing
up in some form or other every little
while—and they always break records
at the theaters where they’re shown,
it seems to me. The latest is "Show
Them No Mercy,” based on a kid
naping case that got great publicity,
and it’s full of thrills.
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ODDS AND ENDS . . . Shirley Tern-
pie' 1 going to broadcast, for plenty of
money . . . Charles Laughton was voted
the most popular British actor by his
countrymen, with George Arlist second:
Leslie Howard came in sixth, and Clive
Brook twelfth . . . Bette Davis sprained
her ankle the other day , . . Warren Wil
liam has a new game room.
C Western NenpttN Union.
Al Jolson.
Joe E. Brown.
Mark Twain’s Wit Shown in
Collection of Aphorisms
Being a philosopher, Mark Twain
was given to creating aphorisms—
his diaries published in Cosmopoli
tan are full of them. For example:
Grief can take care of Itself, but
to get the full value of joy you must
have somebody to divide it with.
Have a place for everything and
keep the thing somewhere else. This
’s not advice. It is merely custom.
A man should not be without
morals; It is better to have bad
morals than none at all.
My books are water, those of the
great geniuses are wine. Everybody
drinks water.
It takes me a long time to lose
my temper, but once lost I could
not find it with a dog.
It is not best that we use our
morals week days. It gets them out
of repair for Sundays.
The man who is a pessimist be
fore 48 knows too much; if he is an
optimist after it, he knows too little.
Good breeding consists in con
cealing how much we think of our
selves and how little we think of
the other person.
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Even if other remedies have
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Get Creomulsion right now. (Adv.)
WANTED TO BUY
several 38 calibre Colt Army Six Shooters
such as used In Civil War. Would also be
Interested In 44 calibre Colt Plains Pistols
and 4 and 6-shot pepper-box pistols. Please
write describing weapons, stating f mdition
and price for which you will sell.
DAVID MAGOWAN
110 East 45th Street New Y_/k City
SKIM IRRITATIONS
Try Cuticura—lor all skin blemishes
due to external causes. Ointment 25c.
Soap 25c. FREE trial sizes if yon
write “Cuticura," Dept. 8, Malden, Mass.
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Removes Dandruff-Stops 1 lair Falling
Imparts Color and
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Illscox Chero. Wkh , Patenogue. N. Y.
FLORESTON SHAMPOO — Ideal for nse in
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Tempered Lamb
When the wind is not tempered
to the shorn iiimb, the lamb has to
get used to it.
COMMON
COLDS]
Relieve the distressing
symptoms by applying
Mentholafum in nostrils
and rubbing on chest.
MENTHOLATUM
Gives. COMFORT Daily
Coat of Accidents
The total cost of accidents In *he
United States in 1934 is estimated at
$3,500,000,000.
Nervous, Weak Woman
Soon All Right
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was in about the same condition and she
was soon all right.”
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