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Bess—Ruth and 1 can hardly under
stand eat'11 other over the phone.
John—Try talking one nt a time.
FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted O’Loughlin
Trip Not Wasted
naw— he isn't
HUET R>ADL.y—
REALLY NO NEED
TO CBT US
MERE
wAL- WHILE
YEZ. BE here-
HOW 'BOUT
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much as
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REG’LAR FELLERS’
Where Men Are Men
WELL, PlNHEAO, VOURE
GETTING TO BE A BIG
FELLER. NOW, COMING
HERE ALONE FOR. YOUR
HAIR CL/T !
T
yeh:
MEN
CARE
POP SAYS US
SHOULD TAKE
OF OUR.SELVES
THATS RIGHT! HOW
DO YOU WANT IT
CUT? SAME AS
LAST TIME?
CUT IT WITH A BIS
BUNCH oN THE TOP .50
\ won't hurt myself
when I5TANDONMY
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His Apology
At an agriculture dinner a son of
the plow sat heside a woman of title, a
friend of the squire, and while discuss
ing turnips and potatoes, tie upset a
plate of tomato soup on his neighbor’s
dress. She kept down an impatient
exclamation and merely remarked:
“What a pity!"
The farm worker looked at the
stains and said witli a resigned sigh:
“Ah, it doan’t matter. I don’t like that
stuff, anyway.”—Birmingham Post.
Otherwise Nothing
Four-year-old Maurice was so quiet
Ills mother became suspicious of his
whereabouts. Finally she found him
sitting on the floor, perfectly still, do-
g nothing.
“Maurice, what are you doing?”
she asked.
Maurice flung her an impatient
glance, and exclaimed:
“Can’t you see? I’m only living!”
Would you hid $.17,500 for a
square inch of undistinguished plum-
colorcd paper, which most people
would not bother to pick up if they
saw it lying on the floor? At the re
cent auction in London of the fa
mous onc-cent British Guiana stamp
of 1850, this princely offer, made by
Mr. J. L. Pemberton, was refused.
Insured for $50,000, the stamp’s re
serve price has been fixed nt $42,-
500 by its owner, the widow of Mr.
Arthur Hind, the distinguished New
York collector.
Yet 02 years ago, n schoolboy, L
Vernon Vaughan, picked tills treas
ure out of his album and, not liking
I lie look of it, sold it to a fellow en
thusiast for $1.50!—Tit-Bits.
ADAMSON’S ADVENTURES Self-Service
By O. JACOBSSON
HF
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(© JH35, by Con*olula«ed New* Featuri
No Need to Hurry
A mother and her little daughter
hurried into church, thinking they
were late The organist, however,
was still playing the voluntary.
“It’s all right, miimmie,” said the
child, “IPs only the signature tune.”—
Calendar.
Getting Right Along
“A telegram from George, dear.”
“Well, did he pass the examination
lids time?”
“No, but lie Is almost nt the top of
the list of those who failed."
Don’t
Guess But
Know
Whether the “Pain”
Remedy You Use
is SAFE?
Nature Faker
“There Is a real camel’s-halr brush,"
said the clerk.
“You can’t fool me," replied the
freshman. “Camels don’t brush their
hair.’’
Honest Confession
“Who’s your wife going to vote for?”
“For whoever I vote for.”
“And who’re you going to vote for?”
“She hasn't decided yet.”—Capper’s
Weekly.
STATIC
BRQNC PEELER Coyote Pete Develops A Dislike
By FRED HARMAN
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Peeleib
offers The
•YT2AHIP
A JoS
PR0VUHN6
HE CAN
TBor.
Coyote
Ve SM50LES
Tflf'doRST
"Bockino
doCSE
The
"T?ANCH.
GEntLCmeN— iue Always
wanted To 66 A CoWftOY-
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(© 1935, by Consolidated Nei
1 AIN'T tlfVEC
GoiN T’llKF
THAT fELLEfi? •
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“You told me when you married me
>ii were a civil engineer.”
“Well?”
“You've never acted like one.”
IxSWRIGLEY'S flavor
is FRESH AS <
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EXTRAVAGANCE
D[
TWO WAYS OUT
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
D
“I’ve heard that Mr. Jones walk'
in his sleep.”
“Fancy, and they with two auto
mobiles.”
WRIGLEY’S,
SPEARMINT
TH* PERFECT GUM
THE FLAVOR LASTS
6£<S TUCKED IHfO bfV
GluVA
uTtiua
AS SOON A5 MOTHER HAS 6bNF OUT BEGINS
USUAL CONTORTIONS To 6E< BLANKETS Off
SOMETHINGS WRONG - THEY WON? COME OFF'
MOTHER'S piNnep them !!
WELL., HE CAN CRAWL OUT FROM UNDER.
FOILED AfeAlN 1 ThEVAE TINNED Too Tic’hT
-
LETS family know what he Th/nws of a
thick like That
BUT HE HASN’T 61VEN OP YET. THERE ARE
TWO ENDS To EVERYTHING
„ z ^
fcERE ! NOW HE CAN .5LEEP IK COMFORT
That Was Different
The dear old lady smiled at the lit
tie girl who had been left In sole
luu'ge of the confectioner’s shop.
“And don't you feel tempted to eat
<>ne of the cream buns, my dear?" she
asked.
The little girl was qupe shocked.
“Oh, dear, no!” she replied. "That
would be stealing. I only lick them.
Don’t Entrust Your
Own or Your Family’s
Well - Being to Unknown
Preparations
f T , IIE person to ask whether the
preparation you or your family
fire taking for the relief of headaches
is SAFE to use regularly is vour
family doctor. Ask him particularly
about Genuine BAYER ASPIRIN.
lie will tell you that before the
discovery of Bayer Aspirin most
“pain” remedies were advised
against by physicians as bad for the
stomach and, often, for the heart.
Which is food for thought if you
seek quick, safe relief.
Scientists rate Bayer Aspirin
among the fastest methods yet dis
covered for the relief of headaches
and the pains of rheumatism, neu
ritis and neuralgia. And the experi
ence of millions of users has proved
it safe for the average person to use
regularly. In your own interest re
member this.
You can get Genuine Bayer
Aspirin at any drug store — simply
by asking for it by its full name,
BAYER ASPIRIN. Make it a
point to do this — and see that you
gel what you want.
Bayer Aspirin
Try It and See
He—Suppose a very ugly man tried
to kiss you. would you object?
She—Try It and see.—College Life.
The Elevating Touch
“Don’t you think music has a refining
influence?"
“It must have,” replied Miss Cay
enne. “Some of the popular songs
contain language that It would be Im
possible to employ in any other way.”
Energetic Appeal
“The violent language you use is no
argument,” said young Mr. Noah
deep.
“No," replied Uncle Rasberry. “Hit
tin’ a mule wif a fence rail ain’ nc
•itigument, nuther, but It gits action.’
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