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WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
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NO MORE.
-theatricals
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For Example
The case before (lie court had been
sjoirif; oij for many days, and concerned
a claim that Involved wearisome tech
nicalities. 1 hint's were not improved
when a counsel made a speech of un
necessary length. He said:
“Then, my lord comes the question
Of bags; they might have been full
laigs or half-full bags; or. again, my
lord, they might have been empty
bags."
“Or,” Interrupted the sorely tried
judge, “they might have been wind
bags.”
Ink spots on the fingers may be
Instantly removed with a little am
monia. Rinse the hands after wash
ing In clear water.
• • »
Icing for cake may be prevented
from cracking by adding one tea*
spoon of cream to each unbeaten
egg, Stir all together, then add
sugar until the icing Is as stiff as
desired.
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Set your nlarm clock to notify yon
when baking period Is completed.
You may then continue your work In
the other part of the house without
worry.
• • •
Raking powder biscuits, corn bread*
and muffins may be freshened by
brushing them all over with cold wa
ter and heating in a moderate oven
(375 degrees F.) for five or ten min
utes just before serving.
• * •
To remove egg stains from a linen
tablecloth soak it In cold water be
fore putting It Into hot soapsuds.
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T)r. Pierce’s Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet fox
a laxative—three for a cathartic.—Adv,
Capital Scared
Capital is timid. Of course. M
has been Ill-treated so many times.
REMOVE FRECKLES.
BLAC
No matter how dull and dark your com
plexion, no matter how freckled and
coarsened by sun and wind, Nadinola
Cream, tested and trtisted for over a gen
eration, will whiten, clear and smooth
your skin to new beauty quickest, easiest
way. -lust apply tonight; no massaging,
no rubbing; Nadinola begins its beauti
fying work while you sleep. Then you
see day-by-day improvement until your
complexion is restored to creamy white,
satin-smooth loveliness. No disap-
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toilet counter or by mail, postpaid, only
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GUM, CREASE
FROM CLOTHES
30c 40c 651 Bottles
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all oauaaiiTi
Appearance*
Clothes don’t make the man-
:he pnddlng helps.
-but
PAINFUL
PINCHING
ApplyDr.Scholl’s Zino-pads on any
sensitive spots caused by shoe pres
sure or friction and you’ll have in
stant relief. They atop pain of corn*, cal
louses and bunions; prevent aore toea
blisters; ease tight shoes. Get a box
today. Sold everywhere. 25t and 3Sf.
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Zino-pads 2
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16 ItlD fc. Pof bread p 0WN
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up. pots so, pargets crwe,
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w,p£6 That he Finish hk
Vr rJ'r'i 4 '’ ND ^ ON His SWEAfEg BREAD AND JAM OtifOF D/vid*
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Easily Adjusted
Screeves oad written a play, and It
was his first. Incidentally at the same
lime it was rhe worst thing his friend
the producer had read for some years
“Sorry, my hoy,” remarked the pro
ducer, “but-er 1 couldn’t do this—It’s
too long for the stage.”
“But, l say,” expostulated Screeves
surely a little thing like that eould be
fixed up—couldn’t you lengthen
stage a bit?”
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No Need to Suffer
“MomingSickness”
“Morning sickness”—is caused by as
•cid condition. To avoid it, acid must b«
offset by alkalis — such as magnesia.
Why Physicians Recommend
Milnesia Wafers
These mint-flavored, candy-like wafers are
pure milk of magnesia m solid form—
the most pleasant way to take it. Each
wafer is approximately equal to a full adult
dose of liquid milk of magnesia. Chewed
thoroughly, then swallowed, they correct
acidity in the mouth and throughout tha
digestive system and insure quick, com
plete elimination of the waste matters thirt
cause gas, headaches, bloated feelings and
a dozen other discomforts.
Milnesia Wafers come in bottles of 20 and
48, at* 35c and 60c respectively, and in
convenient tins for your handbag contain
ing 12 at 20c. Each wafer is approximately
one adult dose of milk of magnesia. All
good drug stores sell and recommend them.
Start using these delicious, effective
anti-acid, gently laxative wafers today
Professional samples sent free to registered
physicians or dentists if request is made
on professional letterhead. Ssl.ct Products,
Inc.. 4402 23rd St., Longjsland City, N. Y.
35c & 60c
bottles
tin*
The Original Milk of Magnesia Wafaro