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Official Orfiran City of Gainesville Gainesville, June 18 , 1902. «|g|p2; I Kift fe - ?!*'; £?*>V jpc: fig®##.; I§0%c:M.-y. gSSSffijKffSh HP “ JSr^§*-*#.- •; .. . A Whistler Story. Whistler one afternoon called on a young painter of his acquaint *nce who did the pretty little sort of things that are popular, says the New York Times. In the course of the conversation tha followed the young artist turned to a little head he was painting and, daintily balancing a square palette by one corner between two finger tips, took a fine sable brush and as daintily began to.tickle a; piece of bad drawing into a “sweet expression,” saying: “A pleasant Jimmy?” “Yes,” was Whistler’s response but what are you doing, Frpnk?” “Oh,” said the young artist, “ am painting a replies of a little thing some one liked, because, you know, I can always sell two or three of the Bame subject, if it’s a taking one.” “Ah,” commended Whistler “you must be a genius, Frank, anc alas! am like the simple-mindec hen whOj when asked to do so, protested that she could not lay the same egg twice!” Bulletin Bubbles. In the secret service—gossips. Should be choice affairs—wed dings. Hard to have and hard to do without—ice. The Siamese twins were so at tached to each other. Even getting rich gets to be poor consolation for some things. A bad egg isn’t like a poor joke, for there’s something in it. In politicaeven^ a "clean. sweep may be the result of dirty work. Although they raised Cain, Adam and Eve were the parents of an Abel young man. Lovers in the park often find plenty of sweetness on Lemon Hill. — Not even the “copper” is always willing to take a penny for his thoughts. These modern skvserapers are no service when we want a clear •fcy. The miller is not the only man who can say he has “been through the mill.” The dark secret is the kind that is pretty sure to come to light. A bank is one place where some men put in for all they are worth. Philadelphia Bulletin. r ‘ - Reflections of a Bachelor. The virtue of most people is es tablished on lack, of opportunity. Most any man can marry any girl who has made up her mind to make him ask her. What the new school in Bible history means is that there was no Eve until there were clothes. It takes a woman to pick out the time when a man is stewing over figures to ask him to stop and tell her how much he loves her. The older some men get the more they can act like young fools. • ■' % ‘ .pip ; \ - _ ' : y. ' It is hard for most people to forgive those they have done a wrong to. The man who marries a widow gets a long start on the one who art, ours, isn’t it Digests what you eat. This preparation contains all of the digestants and digests all kinds of food. It gives i nstan t relief and never foils to cure. It allows you to eat all the food you want. The most sensitive stomachs can take it. By its use many thousands of dyspeptics have been cured after everything else failed. It prevents formation of gason the stom ach, relieving all distress after eating. Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to taka K can't lielp but do yon good Prepared only by E. O. DeWitt&Co., Chicaaot TbefL bottle contains 2% timesthe.50c.Mba marries a woman who won’t be one until he dies. When people have something the matter with them and they can’t get over it, they first take to medicine and then to religion. One way to get square with peo ple is to get around them. Swapping horses isn’t nearly as risky as getting married, but it’s almost as interesting. It doesn’t take a keen-witted bridegroom long to learn that he is the small end of the bargain. Early to bed and early to rise makes a fine headache while you are waiting for breakfast to be ready. ^The presence.'of mosquitoes at a summer resort doesn’t worry the summer girl nearly so much as the absence of men.—New* York Press. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at last one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarah. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure known to the medi cal fraternity. Catarrah being a con stitutional disease, requires a constit utional treatment. Hail’s Catarrah Cure is taken internally, acting direct ly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in do ing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its,curative powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address, F. J. CHENEY &CO., Toledo, o. Sold by Druggist, 75c. Hall’s Family Pills are the best. Report of the Trustees. Athens, Ga., June 14.—The board of visitors to the University of Georgia made their report to the trustees today. It contained high praise for the students and t, the good work they had done dur ing the year. ^ The board noted the lack of in terest in the agricultural depart ment of the university, but at tributed it not to any fault of the university or the head of the de partment, but to the people who do not manifest much interest in it. The school teachers of Georgia will have things their own way at Tybee this week. The State Asso ciation will hold its annual meet ing there Thursday, Friday and Saturday. 'Wickless Blue Flame Oil stove—something you want, Guaran teed against smoke, perfectly odorless. R. Smith. _ 50 to make your baby strong and well. A fifty cent bottle of Scott’s Emulsion will change a sickly baby to a plump, romping child. Only one cent a day, think of It. Its as nice as cream. Send for a free sample, and try it., SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists, 409-4x5 Pearl Street, New York. 50c. and p.oo; all druggists. was: teach laddies Latin and Greek, but it needs a head for gowff.”—Tit- Bits. In the Near Future.—The Cook — fi ‘Oi’m sorry, mum, but the wal kin’ diligate av th’ Suprame Ord- her av Cooks hov ordhered me t’ throw up me job.” Mrs. Subbub (tearfully)—“Oh, Norah ! What have I done?” The Cook—“Naw- thin’, mum ; but yer foolish hus- bind got shaved in a non-union barber-shop, th’ doy before yister- day,”—Brooklyn Life. Money for Teachers. Atlanta, June 14.—Gov. Candler today sent out inquiries to banks in different parts of the state, ask ing at what rate he could secure $150,000 with which to make the balance of the second month’s pay ment to the school teachers. The Cherry Tree Fraud. Charlotte, N. C., June 14.—Dr. Frank Bright, his father. Rev. T. Bright, a Baptist minister, and O. B. Wilkie, a newspaper man of Rutherford, N. C., were today : :ound guilty of using the mails for fraudulent purposes, after a trial of three days in the United States District Court here. The men indicted were at vari ous times within the past two years proprietors of the Amos Owen Cherry Tree Company, with head quarters at Ellenboro, N. C. The alleged plan of operations was to employ agents bv an endless chain scheme, at $20 per month, after $12 for cherry trees had been sent in. The alleged victims of the company are said to have been in vari- several secured How He Lost His. While seated in the democratic cloak room the other afternoon Sen ator Mallory, of Florida, called a page to him. The boy had a bunch of hair standing straight op from his forehead. ’’Sonny,” said the Senator, you should irain that cow lick to lie down or when you mar ry your wife will have a good place to grab.’’Now, the senator is as bald as a doornob,so the best he could do was to smile when the boy saidjnnocently enough, but with a twinkle in his eye: ’’Yes, sir: is that the way you lost your hair?” GOLDEN PURS OLD k LINCOLN CO, mostly women, who lived ous states and numbered thousand. The amount is estimated at $50,000. No Union Depot for Atlanta. Atlanta, June 14.—Within the last few weeks several purchases of property have been made by Capt. J. W. English, who is a director of the Southern Railway, which prop erty adjoins the site selected some years ago for a new depotj to be built by that road. It is located on the western side of the city ad joining the Mitchell street viaduct. These purchases in connection with other facts have led to the conclusion that the Southern is de termined not to aesent to the building of a new depot on the state’s property. Separating Two Jacks. A New York city magistrate re cently had before him the case of a pair of confidence men ^accused of robbing a farmer on a visit to the metropolis, says the New York Times. The magistrate asked them as to their side of the story. “Well, judge,” explained one, “we simply offered to bet him $500 that we could take a deck of cards, shuffle them so he could see us, and make two jacks come out to gether. He lost. That was all, judge.” “What’s your name?” the magistrate asked the spokesman. “Jack O’Brien, judge.” “And yours?”—turning to the other prisoner. “Jack Devine, your honor.” “O’Brien,” said the magistrate, “I give you four years; Devine, I »ive youjthree years. And now, gentlemen, I’ll just bet $500 that you two Jacks do not come out to gether !” When a young man meets two girls at a soda fountain, it is his plain duty to feel like thirty cents. Nothing looks more peculiar than to 6ee a young man trying to flirt, when he doesn't know how. ^ Are you despondent and inclined to thinks there is nothing left worth living for? Try cherry pie. If you inherited curly hair from your ancestors, you got more than most people got from theirs. A garden isn’t real old fashioned unless you can go into it at any time of the year and come back eating some thing. ’ When you give a party, pass the refreshments as fast as the guests arrive, and give them a chance to get home. ' What has become of the old fashioned man, who, wheD, askea where he got his new clothes said; Sold eggs and buyed ’em?” When a man sits as loug as five minutes in deep thought, his wom en folks begin to wonder what dev ilment he is up to noiv. If we will all know each other in heaven, Kin Commissioner General Appleton will have a busv time staaightening things hut. If we were young enough to grad uate, we would prefer a side of bacon and a sack of meal to a wag on load of flowers. GOLDEN AGf / -Pure Ol d \ \yvmKEYj FIVE(5) BOTTLES ( Express Prepaid,, for The most perfect WkiZ ever distilled. BetterS the other follows sell <-! $5. We are distilled makes a big difference u shipments in plain W money back if you wan: id 5 bottles, $3.45, express W bottles. 6.55, express a* 12 bottles, 7.90, expresstjjs ?5 bottles. 9.70, express sii| A sample half pint by er press prepaid for 50 cents in postage stai* AMERICAN SUPPLY CO., DIstillsrT ««» Mala at., m . Mempkl,/ The French people are person* if not complimentary in their re- marks as was shown by a meia \ of the chamber of deputies when! said recently: ’’Your president: the republic is a thief.” When the Missouri mule hear that the Boer war had ended jj kicked up his heels. One-half of the world can’t is the life of it see how the oth half manages to have such atjl on its income.—Chiaago Record Herald. Dublin Courier-Dispatch : Gov.-to be Terrel started in the race with 120 counties sure. In the scramble he lost forty-two. Had the primary been held during months July or August he would have exchanged places with Guerry, and Estill would have been nominated Gov ernor. The chair of Chinese literature at^Columbia, which many of Wu Ting Fang’s friends insisted upon giving to him, goes to a German professor at the University of Mu nich. Wu will thus be obliged to speak before conventions, as he has in the past, in order to spread his beguiling doctrines in America. An exchange tells of a Chicago man w r ho has taken anew way of advertising “The sorrows of Sa tan.” He read, laid it down and took his life with a razor. Judging from the recent report of the St. Louis grand jury about all the good men connected with the city administration occupy places in the cemetery. ^ The democratic whisper going a- round seems to be,’’Send for Grov er.” —St, Louis Globe-Democrat. It appears thatjPreeident evelt is about forty years Uud the times. HG speaks as if the war wor&still going on. Daniel Smith died the ot&sitaj in Orville, Saginaw county, Ifia gau at the age of 111 years and months, He ‘‘never touched liqd and did not smoke,” but this id tiful record is marred by the W er statement that he “chewed tes accoday and night.“ Perhaps^ had followed the advice of all til reformers, denying himself lipi tobacco in all forms, meat, sweej foods, etc., this tough old ffld might have lived to the age of -$i that is, if he could manage to k 1 from starving while his apj was young and vigorous.— Mi Telegraph. / “I wish to buy a mattress— ^ lightest you have,” said tbefij chaser in the furniture store. “Right this way,“ replied thecM “we have some here that are fed with blond hair.“ Ostentation.—“Yes,” said woman with sharp eyes, “^° people who moved in next door i inclined to make an ostenta^ 00 display of their wealth.’ what way?” “They go into corner grocery and order beef^ es in a loud tone of voice.”—^ 3 * 11 ington Star. Sound Philosophy. — ^ (from the city)—“Why don tf move away from this dead $ 1 town and get among people*?’ 1 lag© Magnate—“Because I a 2300 to something here. It is betf^ r be a live man in a dead town a dead man in a live town- Chicago Tribune. And even the thought of it makes you tremble like an aspen leaf. Hopeless.—Farmer Jod^** your son still going tew tb& _ School?” Farmer Brown—“^° r t instructor said it » v ’ a 11 Why arter he’d bin three months, he didn’t more about art than one o COB" American millionaire are soors 1”—Puck. his use. .H