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THE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY JULY 2, 1902. laziness is a disease which has its origin in a torpid liver and constipated bowels. Prickly Ash Bitters cures laziness by cleansing the liver, strengthening the digestion and regulating the bowels. It makes good blood, creates appetite, energy and cheerfulness. PRICE, $1.00 PER BOTTLE. AT DRUG STORES. >£CiAL AGENTS, DR. I. E. DIXON & CO. t R. DEXTER, FUNHRAL director and DEALER IN kinds of fuueral furnishings, teams and prompt attention ten to all calls either day or L Parlors and ware rooms South Bradford street di* !tlv in front of court house, ilNESVILLE GEORGIA. For a perfect fit go to H, SJUNDERS | to Daniel Building, over Mrs. J. E. Jackson’s store. ie Artistic Tailor.’ othes cleaned and pressed o: notice. Also [adies - SKIRTS MOT anil pressed. All work (jit, . bmpt a ention. .Dunlap, Jr. J. B. Thompson. Insurance agents. EE,_ LIFE, ACCIDENT, AND SURETY BONDS/ OFFICK: IUNLAP BUMNft Phones 35. leap Excursion Rates, To larleston and Return fccount of South Carolina In- jr State, and West Indian Ex position. |For the above occasion the forgi Rnailroad will sell round jip tickets at very low rates. jThree Daily Trains between At tala and Charleston. [Through sleepers on trains leav- j? Atlanta at 8:00 and 11:45 p. •i and Charleston at 5:10 and j'00 o’clock p. m. For sched- dates of gale and limits on ask agents Georgia Rail- or the undersigned. C. McMillin, A. G. Jackson, ( G -A. P. D. G..P. A. Augusta, Ga. j ®. Maoill, C. D. Cox, P e n’l Agt. Gen’l Agt. Atlanta. Athens. •E Bonner, W. C.McMillin, T - A. S. F. & P. A. ^acon Macon. ■ E* Hill, j. a. Thomas, l u * T - a. c; T. A. Atlanta. Ga. Atlanta |has been the latest spring 1 f rm any since 1886, as in all ^intervening years there has been one with so much - wet c °ld. Growing crops and station is said to be at least w oeks behind the average Kaiser should reg- * his weather better.—Ex. THE WISE CHAPLAIN, f When Representative Hank SmitK of Michigan was a student at Adrian college, one of his most intimate chums was a young man who after ward became a preacher. Smith was himself a rather frisky youth, but the then future preacher was fully his equal in the line of college pranks. The two met the other day in the capitol, and Mr. Smith and Rev. Charles E. Wilbur, now T of % Pittsburg, leaned up against one of the big marble columns and indulg ed in reminiscences. “Charles has just told me a story about congressmen,” quoth Air. Smith in the midst of their jolly confab. “It is about a member of the house who once brought his lit tle son here to Washington with him. The youth sat by his father’s side one morning when the chaplain offered prayer. “ ‘Papa/ exclaimed the boy, ‘why doesn’t the chaplain pray for the members of the house ?’ “ ‘He is too wise a man to do that, my son,’ was the paternal reply. ‘He is praying for the country/ ”— Washington Post. “Mad Jack's” Naval Prank. Captain Percival of the navy, whose portrait has just been pre sented to the navy department, died in 1862. He was known as “Mad Jack” Percival because of eccentric ities which on many occasions brought him in conflict with the na val authorities. The portrait was sent by Mrs. William Nicholson, but who she is the department is unable to discover. Captain Percival was sent to Mo rocco with his frigate to bring back a cargo of jackasses for the govern ment, and in order to show his con tempt for the employment of a war vessel for such a mission on entering New York harbor he ran in all his guns^and placed^fhe head of ai jack-. ass ihrough each port as the ship sailed in. The sight of a double row of jackasses’ heads protruding from the places where guns were looked for created a sensation at the time, and “Mad Jack” narrowly es caped a reprimand. The Inquisitive Yankee Abroad. A curious American arrived in London one morning recently. Here are a few of the questions he asked in the evening: Why do butchers wear blue aprons which will not show dirt, while assistants in boot shops wear immaculate white aprons? Why is footwear “boots,” while the boy who polishes them is a “shoe” black? Why is there no direct bus from London Bridge sta tion to Waterloo? Why is the poste restante in the largest city of the world not open all night? Why do m anv women wear straw hats in the winter? Why can’t you get break fast in a restaurant within a reason able time after “sunup?” When is “sunup” anyhow ?■—London Chroni cle. ■ •' .. ■ - ^ : .. Stage Names. The custom of adopting stage names seems to be less commonly followed now than it used to be. A writer in the Brooklyn Times points out that- in the olden days not one in a hundred stage performers ap peared before the public under his own name. Of the three “Billys of minstrelsy whose deaths were re corded recently —Billy Emerson, Billy Rice and Billy West-Emer- son’s real name was William Red mond, Rice’s William Pearl and West’s John Murphy.—Springfield Rprmbliean- CONDENSED STORIES. How the Committee on Military Af fairs Got an Appetite. “Will you lunch with me at the Country club?” asked Secretary Root, and all the members of thS committee on military affairs said “Yes.” If some of the committeemen had only known where the Country club is situated, this story could not be told. As it was, they immediately concluded that- the Country club and the Chevy Chase club were one and the same, and out to the Chevy Chase club they went. And when they arrived they learned that the Country club was another place en tirely. “It is over there,” said the, Chevy Chase steward, waving his hand indefinitely toward the west ern horizon. Senator Hawley and Representa tive Jett, reconnoitering along the highway* bargained with a passing yokel for a horse that was knock- kneed and spavined and a wagon that seemed about to drop to pieces, like the old one hoss shay. They rode off in triumph. No other ve hicle being in sight, Representatives Mondell, Brick, Prince, Ketchanj and half a dozen more started on a tramp across the Chevy Chase golf course and finally reached the Ten- nallvtown road. “How often do the cars run?” asked Mondell, hailing a native. ‘Once every hour, and one has just gone down,” said the unfeeling citizen, grinning with delight. Down the railroad Track the par ty tramped' until they reached Ten- nallytown. Then they made their way across fields and along muddy roads until finally they ascended the broad stairs of the Country club.—Washington Post. - — ■ .. ... !■■■■■ !■ ■■ ♦ Thought He Was a Doorkeeper. Two ladies were wandering through the senate wing of the cap itol one day recently when, one of them approached Senator Hawley. “Will you please show us the president’s room?” they asked. Senator Hawley not only did the honors of the president’s room, hut escorted them to the room of the committee on military affairs to dis play to the visitors -the handsome frescoes of that apartment. “Thank vou very touch.” saiR ona vi. trie mules, ana men sne supped into Senator Hawley’s hand a silver quarter. “My dear madam,” said Senator Hawley, “I am one of the senators from Connecticut,, and you cannot expect me to accept anything for doing you a kindness.” “Goodness gracious!” exclaimed the lady. “Are you a senator? I thought you were a doorkeeper.”— Washington Letter. « And He VYinketh Not. If;there is one thing more annoy- ingjtha n‘another that a cabinet offi cer has to contend with, it is the oft repeated rumor that he is about to resign or that the president is trying to force him out. Both Secretaries Gage and Long grew very tired an swering auestions about their tenure of office long before they were ready to step out, and now Secretary of Agriculture Wilson and Secretary of the Interior Hitchcock are having the same experience. “I’ll tell you what I’ll do when I get ready to leave,” said Secretary Wilson to a knot of inquirers the other day. “I’ll wink my left eye very impressively, and then you’ll know that the resignation is in.” “But you may forget some day and wink when you have no inten tion of conveying that idea,” he.was told. “Don’t be alarmed,” was the an swer of the head farmer of the gov ernment. “you know the Scripture says, ‘Cursed be he that winketh with the eye/ ” Which was taken to mean that he has no immediate intention of quit ting.—Washington Letter. Labeled the. Pages. The pages in the house of repre sentatives now wear big black but tons on which the word “Page” is printed. Representative Lessler, who defeated Perry Belmont, brought about this reform. Before the members came to know Repre sentative Lessler' he was several times taken for a page and rather brusquely told to go on errands. Representative Lessler, who is small and young, then insisted on having the pages tagged. Gr. J- & 8. KAILE0A1) ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF TJRAIN! AT GAINESVILLE, GA. BMUHWW 44 1 have used Ayer’s Hair Vigor for a great many years, and al though I am past, eighty years of age, yet I have not a gray hair in my head.” Geo. Yellott, Towson, Md. We mean all that rich, dark color your hair used to have. If it’s gray now, no matter; for Ayer’s Hair Vigor always re stores color to gray hair. Sometimes it makes the hair grow very heavy and long; and it stops falling of the hair, too. SI.OO a bottle. All dnffiata. If your druggist cannot anpply-yon, send us one dollar.and we will express * you a bottle. Be sure and give the name / of ycmr nearest expressnmce. Address, ! J, C.AYER CO., Lowell, Mass,., Says He Was Tortured. ‘*1 suffered such pain from corns I could hardly walk,” writes H. Robin - sen, Hillsborough, Ill., “but Buck- ten’s Arnica Salve completely cured them.” Acts like magic on sprains, bruises, cut$, sores, scalds, burns, boils, ilcers. Perfect healer of skin diseases and piles. Brown. 25c. guaranteed by M. C. Schedule in effect jan 20, 1901. Esasterix Standard (75th (Meridian) Time-. No. 82 leaves 7:17 a. m. for Social Circ . No. 84 leaves 12,80 p. m. lor Winder. No.861eave= 3:00 p. m. for Jefferson and So cial Circle. No. 88 leaves 7,55 p. m. for lefferson. No. 87 arrives from Jefferson 8.18 a. m No. 85. arrives from Social Circle 1,37 a. m. No. 83 arrives from Social Circle 4,35 p. m. No. 8J arrives from Social Circle 8,37 p. m. SUNDAY TRAINS. No 92 eaves 7,35 a. m. for Social Circle; No. 96 leaves 3.40p. m. for Social Circ No. 98 leaves4.-00 p. m. for Jefferson. No. 99 arrives8:45 a. m. from Jefferson. No. 97 arrives 10:20 a.m. from Social Circle No. 91 arrives 2, 45 p. m. from Social Circle. Connections.. No. 82 connects at Winder 9,30 :a. m. for Ath ens arriving Athens 10.11 a. m. No. 82 connects at Social Circle with Ga. R, R for Augusta 10-26 a. m For Atlanta 11.55 a. m Arrive Augusta 2.2-5 p. m.; Arrive Atlanta 135 m. No. 84 connects at Winder for Athens and Atldnta2,19.p. m;; arrive Athens 2.50 p. m.; ar rive Atlanta 3.00 p. m. No. 84 connects’at' Social Circle for Augusta a . ^ p.m.jarriv eugufta 1.25 p. to. No.84 c>ansct>-it 4 >'fil Mrcle, f>r un it 7.45 p. mifainrive Atlanta 9.20 p. ml * ’ • • Samuel C. Dunlap, Receiver Dr. Mann,one of the distinguish- j ed physicians who attended Presi dent McKinley, says that he will cable Sir Frederick Cheyes, one of the many telegrams received when the president was shot. It reads: “Fveryone is prayiug for McKinley some are praying|for the doctors. Macon News. A Fireman’s Close Call. ”1 stuck to mv engine, although every joint ached and every nerve was racked with pain,’? writes C. W, Bellamy, a lo comotive fireman, of Burlington Iowa., ”1 was weak and pale, without any appetite and all run down. As I was about to give up, I got a bottle of Elec tric Bitters and, after taking it/1 felt as well as I ever did in my life.” Weak, sickly, run down people always gain new life, strength and vigor from their use. Try them. Satisfaction guaran teed by M, C. Brown. Price 50 cents Size of Boer Army. CUD It is to be hoped the Boers kept accurate statistics of their milit- tary establishment and operations during the late war, and that they will shortly make the figures pub lic. The world has never had any reliable information respecting the number of men the burghers had in the field ox their losses. It be gins to appear[from the number of men surrendering that the Boer ar my was larger than has heretofore been believed.-Sava doah News. 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SOUTHWARD Daily No 31 Lv New York, P R R J 12 55 p m | Lv Philadelphia, P R R J 3 29 pm , Lv Baltimore, P R R i 5 45 p m j Lv Washington, PRR I 6 55 p m I Lv Richmond.S AX Ryi 10 40 pm Lv Petetersbuig, “ i 1131 pm i Xv Norlina “ Lv Henderson " Xv Raleigh Xv Southei n Pines Lv Hamlet “ l 205 am j 2 30 am | 346 am i 5 37 a m i 630 am } No 403 | f7 55 a m J 1020 am 5 Lv New York. N Y P & N J Lv Philadelphia V • Ly New York, O D S S Co { f3 00 pm {. Lv Baltimore, B.S P Co | —— ‘ Lv Wash’ton, N&WSBJ Lv Portsmouth, S A L Ry! Lv Weldon “ ' Lv Norlina Lv Henderson Lv Raleigh. Lv Southern Pines Lv Hamlet Daily No 27 32 10 ai 12! 1 3i a 5 8 55 pm 1126 pin 900 p m 1133 pm 1255 a m 120 a m 3 02 a m 5 18am 645 am .11 • I Wilmington Kr, Charlotte Lv Chester LvGTeenwood i Lv Athens “ | Ar Atlanta | I Ar Augusta, C & W C I Ar Macon, C of Ga ! 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Lv So'thern Pin°s, Lv Raleigh, Lv Henderson, LvNorl na, Xv Petersburg “ At Richmond. “ Ar V'asbir’gton, PRR A r Raltimore. PRR Ar Philadelphia, PRR Ar New York, PRR Note-fDaily Except Sunday,: 8 40 p m J No 44 J 9 40 p m J 10 82 p m J 12 28 a m J 1 44 am J 2 10am { ~4 09 a m ! 4 56 a m J 8 45 a m I 10 03 a m J 12 27 p m J 315 p m 2)aily No 38 845 p Ttt 9 30 a nr 1.30 pnr 4 20 pm 8 90 pra 3123 pm 2 04 am 4 25 am 5 00 am 8 10 am | 9 03 am 11 30 am 1 00 pm 2 00 pm 310 pm 5 50 pm 6 55 am f6 45 am fl 30 pm 5 10 a ra 8 00 am No 9 20 r- m 10 09 pm J207 i m 1 27 jim 2 15 pm 4 43 pm 535 pm 9 30 pm 11 25 I' m 2 56 ; m 6 30 am