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WEDNESDAY JULY 9, 1902. THE GAINESVILLE NEWS a liana Vonelf you "have Tc or a little piece of bacon and the rind, togeth er with a sliced onion and a tiny bit of red pepper. Simmer for four or five hours until perfectly soft, add ing more water from time to time as required. When nearly ready to serve, pass the peas through a sieve and add to the pulp enough stock, water or milk to make a soup about the consistency of cream. Thicken slightly with a tablespoonful of flour and one of butter cooked to gether and made smooth by half a cupful of the liquor before adding to the pot. This thickening will Did you come turecuy mpmc 1.1. . - church ? Johnny (aged six)—No, mamma. You see, - the teacher told us about cleanliness being next to godliness, so after Sunday school some of us boys went in swimming.—-Chicago News. Needless Precaution. “Don’t move,” said the burglar, showing his revolver, “and don't make a noise, or Ill”— “Say, you needn’t worry,” the man whispered. “Tm just as anx ious as you are not to have her wake up until after you get’ away.” —Chicago Record-Herald. Glad of the Chance. “Did the old man seem to hesi tate when you asked him for Lau ra ?” “Not a bit, of it. He said the ca terer and the florist owed him a lot of money, and it would be a good way to get even with them,”-—Cleve- 4r w> r Fruit. Its quality influences the selling price. -3* Profitable fruit growing insured only when enough actual Constipation MAKES Biliousness, V and Bad Complexions ‘ p L / ‘ jo result. Then where’s your beauty ie system in good order by taking LfQNS LIVER PILLS anoTONIC PELLETS and good blood, good digestion and gcod healt! the roses in your cheeks. Ramon’s Liver V Tonic pellets gently assist nature. Free san booklet at dealers, or write to brown MFO. CO. New York and ■BkyvN QreenevHle, . Team is in the fertilizer. Neither quantity nor good quality possible without Potash^ =5^0 Write for our free books gfyjjf giving details. GERMAN KALI WORKS. gXoL 93 Nassau St., New York City. Attractive Dutch Screen. A pretty screen for a country house has a framework of dark oak, with a few crossed bars in the pan els, which are draped with green mercerized cotton. At the top of each panel is a bright colored pic ture of Dutch life, the center one being the familiar posters of Queen Wilhelmina with the tulip that was brought out at the time of bier coro nation and the other two represen tations of domestic scenes in Hol land. ALL OVER THE HOUSE. The Way Now. “Do you think she is going to marry Lord De Broke ?” “Very likely. I understand that the expert aoeountant who has been going over her father’s books has reported very favorably to his lord- ship.”—Boston Herald. A Novel Tea Table. A quaint tea table has been re modeled by a Brooklyn woman from an old round stand which has been in the possession of her family for many years. A shelf matching the top was skillfully inserted half way down the length. The wood being much discolored and battered, the table was treated to two coats of white paint. A coat of enamel paint finished the renovating process; and the result is very satisfactory^ The liniment bottle and flannel strip are rism familiar objects in nearly every household. pljgk They are the weapons that have been used for generations to fight old Rheumatism, and are 4 \ about as effective in the battle with this giant , j disease as the blunderbuss oi our forefathers • * would be in modern warfare. Wf Rheumatism is caused, by an acid, sour , ^ condition oi the blood. It is filled with acrid, irritating matter that settle in the joints, muscles and nerves, and liniments and oils nor nothin? else applied externally can dislodge these gritty, corroding particles. The? were.dep osited^ there by the blood andean be reached only through the blood Rubbing with liniments sometimes relieve temporarily the aches an pains, but these are only symptoms which are liable to return with even change of the weather; the real disease lies deeper, the blood and systea are infected. Rheumatism cannot be radically and permanently cures until the blood has been purified, and no remedy does this so thorough!? and promptly as S. S. S. It. neutralizes the acids and sends a stress i— of rich, strong blood to the affected parts, which Old Proverb Applied. “I hear you call that runaway auto of yours Circumstances. How did you happen to give it such a queer name?” . “Because it’s something over which I have no control.”—New York World. ^ p » ’ - Bad Boy. Teacher—Why did you do that ? Pupil-^-Oh, jiist for ftin. Teacher—But didn’t you know it was against theirules ? Pupil—Sure; that’s where the fun of it came in.—Philadelphia Press. No Wonder. “That sign, ‘Closed. Taking Stock,’ has been in that window for more than a wqek.” “Oh, that’s all right. The store is closed. The constable is taking the stock.”—Chicago American. A Liberal Preacher. Patience—Is your minister liber al in his views ? Patrick—Oh, yes; he often preach es for two whole hours.—Yonkers Statesman. ' . : Fatted Goose Livers. Consul Tourgee protests from Bordeaux against calling the en larged goose liver from which foie de gras is made “diseased.” A fatted goose liver, he says, is no more tfis*; eased than the meat of an overfed A LITTLE NONSENSE How a Quiet Game of Pingpong Spoil* ■ ed a' "Sensation. : “Listen, sister. I believe I hear the voice of a man!” exclaimed Principea as she tiptoed across the room and placed her ear against the elevator shaft.Miraposia joined her aged spinster sister, ; and together they heard these words, spoken in dulcet tones, float up from the flat below: • “Ah, thirty love. Now let’s make it forty love.” “Horrors! Miraposia, do you think they are speaking of oscula tion?” “Sister Principea, I am shocked at your suggestion. The honor of the building demands an investiga tion. ■ Come.” Together they stoically .stalked down the stairway to the flat below. The door was open, and Harold McSwat bade them enter. - '‘^We are having a delightful game of pingpong. Miss Flatdweller has just won the game. Will you join us T* . -|- £ ■ t f- " | The invitation was coldly de-> clined, andTthe spinsters sought the seclusion of the apartments, crushed that the vernacular of pingpong had .jobbed them of a choice bit of gossip.—Toledo Bee. §* * ' •- " ■■ ■ ■ ■— A Reasonable Request. - That word BEST has a potent meaning, and you will m it exemplified in every article purchased at this store Fork* tance Overdoing the Housekeeping. Two women who sat behind us on the train recently exchanged a few brief opinions concerning the land scape and then settled,down to the more .congenial subject of Ihefr ipil mediate friends.. “Yes,” remarked one of them, “Jline’s a nice woman, and her husband thinks the-sun rises and sets right where she is, but it doesn’t, worry her a mite if her carpet has to stay down three years at a stretch. Now, I just about fly to pieces if I can’t get all my housecleaning done right on time.” It seems possible, however, that the criticised Jane’s household philosophy may have much to do with her husband’s appreciation. There are limes when the house wifely virtues have to take a vaca tion and when we do most for those around us by ignoring some appar ent duties. The woman who will “just about fly to pieces” because nonvital plans are deranged may be a good -housekeeper, hut she is a poor wife and mother.—Rural New Yorker. Where can you find a superior to these goods? No where And there’s - V kills, not necessarily suddenly, but SURELY. It preys upon the intellectual powers more than we realize. . It consumes the vitality faster than nature can replenish it, and we cannot tell just what moment a temporary or complete aberration of the mind wi ? ll* r esult. Headache and pain should be promptly re moved— bui properly. Many pain cures arc more harmful than the pain. Beware. If you would be safe, take the best and most satisfactory flour on the market Let t you a sack, we know you’ll come back again Other things are here in profusion—in fact, you can’ more complete line of Miles’ ldlll i ilidt “As a result of neuralgia I lost too sight of my right eye, and the pain 1 have suffered is incomprehensible, be ing obliged to take opiates almost con tinually. A friend gave me one of Dr. Miles’rain Pills and it promptly re lieved me. I then purchased a box and now my trouble is gone. They have also cured my daughter of nervous headache, and I heartily recommend them to others.”—W. J. Corley. Bre- raond, Texas. Sold by Druggists. 25 Doses, 25c. Dr. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind. Split Pea Soup. Split pea soup is one of the tast iest, most nutritious and most eco nomical of soups. Put a cupful of the peas to soak over night in three quarts of cold water, having first washed them thoroughly. The next mus- uuL.in. a sAUioc^n u. adJ “Excuse me, sir; I can’t see a thing. Will you oblige me by hold- ing your ears closer to your head ?” Applying the Rule. Mamma—How is it, Johnny, that scLonl?