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THE GAINESVILLE NEWS. WEDNESDAY JULY 23. 1902 CONDENSED STORIES. Same old type stand, Same old case, Same old reprint In one’s face. ame old type, Same old stick, Same old job press You’ve got to kick. Same, old papers on the floor, Same old editor Scatterin’more. Same old “rubberneck” / Gazing about, Same old hobo Who won *t get out. Same old fussing The whole day long, Same old cry of “Your proof’® set wrong. Same old bucket — Always dry, Same old pump Standing nigh. Same: old foreman, Same old cry, “Into the hell box With all that pi. ” Same old “haug-a-round” • With all his gall, Same old puddin 5 head Who knows it all. Same old manager Who’ll always say: “ustle, ray >» y, You’ll come some day.” Same old story Often told, Of the office who’s growing old. Same old wages, Nothing to save, Same old pauper Down to the grave. Same old minister With bock in hand, •Same old funeral All over the land. Same old song, Of a life well spent, No cause assigned For the form so bent. Same old earth Where ail are laid, Same old mourner, Same old spade. Same old lamenting, A sigh and a moan, The devil at last Has claimed his own. —Us Devils What Senator Platt Has Learned About Newspaper Making. Senator Platt of Connecticut says that he has learned one great truth about the newspaper business after many years of reading them. A number of newspaper men, says the Washington Post, went in to see him after a meeting of the commit tee on Cuba to learn what had been accomplished toward the Teller in vestigation. Senator Platt made a very brief statement regarding the proposal to call President Havemey- er and others of the sugar trust, and it was suggested to him that a little more detail would be accepta ble, as a column story on the ,sub ject would i>e desired by the news papers. Mr. Platt smiled quizzically at the newspaper men a moment and then told of his great truth. “The newspapers are not inter ested in anything that is completed. You want a column about a subject, that has not yet developed, but when I looked in the newspapers this morning, to see what they said about the agreement on the Chinese exclusion bill I could find almost nothing.” The newspaper men agreed with him. Joked a Future Senator. Ex-Senator Edward 0. Wolcott established a law and real estate of fice with his brother in George town, Colo., at the outset of his ca reer, but as the law department of the concern was unprofitable he de- Constipatiou MAkES Biliousness,. and Bad Complexions \ io result. Then where's yaar beauty? MORE COTTON More Potash in the Cotton fertilizer Improves the soil; increases yield—‘larger profits. Send for our book (free) explaining how to get these results. GERMAN KALI WORKS, 93 Nassau St., New York. me eirrcunai tells a good story about his accent.' Shortly after his arrival in this country an old wom an called at the delegation upon some matter of minor importance and was granted an audience with the affable apostolic delegate. Then she startled the people of Washing ton by assuring them that the new delegate was an Irishman. “Indeed, then, he is Irish,” she said, “because I heard him talk. And, sure, isn’t his name Martin^ Kelly?” It is quite a joke now among ec clesiastics to allude to his eminence as Martin Kelly.—Washington Cor. New York World. Eloquence in Blank. One of the humorous incidents of the recent French elections is the joke perpetrated by one of the can didates in Auvergne, who was op posing the sitting member.- -He had distributed thousands of copies of a blank pamphlet bearing the title “Speeches by M. Chose In the Chamber ‘ of Deputies of 1898- 1902.” As a rule deputies’ speeches are used against them by their op ponents, but in the present instance the member for Auvergne never once opened his mouth during the whole session. His parliamentary eloquence was therefore represented bv a dozen pages of blank paper. and restore the blood to its natural condition. And when pure blood , - _ . . carried to the nicer or sore the healing pnxs fbegins, the discharge ceases and the place ha S. S. S. is a strictly over and new skin forms, table blood purifier containing no mercaiycrj minerals of any description. j a: or chronic sore of any kind, write us about it, md u nothing. Books on Cancer and other diseased iree. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, 6a. Two hundred dollars profits per acre is not a bad showing for far ming in this region. From ten acres of land near Wilmington, says the Messenger, of that city there has been marketed $2,595 work of Irish potatoes this season. Net result, $1,895. Georgia soil is as productive as North Carolina and the experienc i9 worth trying. “Ed Wolcott & Bro.,” which had just been replaced by a new one. When he arrived at his destination, the miners gathered around and looked him over, staring hard at the sign strapped on the donkey. “Say, young feller,” - drawled one of them, “which of you all is Ed ?” What you buy here is fresh and nice—you can We have mo old stuff to unload ou our customers, “It seemed that nothing short of a miracle could save my little daughter from an untimely death,” says City Marshall A. H. Malcolm, of Cherokee,Kan. “When two years old she was taken with stomach and bowel trouble and despite the efforts of the best physicians we could procure, she grew gradually worse and was pronounced in curable. A friend advised Means a great deal, so we always please our trade, would be glad for you to come in and let us show you what we doing for others We are perfectly willing to sell You j 1 ^ 5t Miles* Y and after giving it a few days she began to improve and final ly fully recovered. She is now past five years of age and the very picture of health.” 8old by all Druggist*. Dr. Milss Modtcal Co.. Elkhart, Ind. A man never loves with Ins rea son and a woman never reasons with her love. HI* Eminence "Martin Kelly." Cardinal Martinelli learned Eng lish in Dublin, Ireland, and speaks it with the soft, 1 mellow brogue pi th e educated Irishman front that part of .the Emerald I&la. Two wrongs never made a right any | more than two blondes make a brun- j ette. •/. ■ 1 jM(l '} mm h . wSMlJn j(|f« swtmuu