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THE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY JULY 30,
How’s This.
We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any ease of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure.
F. J. Cheney & CO. Props., Tol
edo, O.
We the undersigned, have known F.
j. Cheney for the. last 15 years, and be-
. lieve him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions, and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm. ^
West & Truax, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, O.
Wai/ding, Kinnak & Marvtn. Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood,
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Price, 70c. per bottle. Sold by all
druggists. Testimonials free.
Hall’s family Pills are the best.
The Street Car Whistle.
Two men unknown to each oth
er, says the Great Bound World,
were standing side by side on the
platform of a street car. One was
whistling vigorously so close to
the ear of the otheT that the other
cast frequent glances of annoy
ance in the direction from which
the sound came and shrugged his
shoulders with evident discomfort
For a long while the whistler exer
cised his whistle without restraint,
appearing not to notice the annoy
ed glances directed toward him.
When he had finished off “Rip
Van Winkle was a lucky man/’
with shrill, exultant bravado, he
turned upon his neighbor, and
said: “You don’t seem to like my
whistling.”
“No,” came the frank answer of
a man well known to the world of
readers, “I don’t.”
“Maybe you think you are man
enough to stop it.”
“No,” was the regly, “but I
hope you are.”
INDUSTRIAL
It does not follow that King
Edward has been put on a diet of
milk exclusively, jus) because he is
recuperating at Cowes.—Albany
Herald.
A writer in $ Wilkes county
newspaper tells the public that
there are two varieties of prohibi-
tion, and he endeavors to explain
each kind.
Once upon a time there
was a
colored preacher who took for his
text: ‘The devil goes about like a
roaring lion, seeking whom he
may devower.’ In announcing hi9
subject he said: ‘Brethren and
The managers of the St. Louis
Exposition are negotiating with
the authorities
Philadelphia
.for the use of the Liperty Bell at
the World’s Fair in 1904.
Once upon a time there was a
man who thought he wanted the
earth. Then be had a vision and
he dreamed he did own the earth.
He thought the assessor came
around and he woke up with a
groan* He has never wanted the
earth since.—Hudson Register. >
roarm
There are $60,000,000 claims
against the United States pending
before the Spanish court of claims
m Washington. Originally against
Spam, because of th3 acts of the
Cuban revolutionists, these claims
were voluntarily assumed by the
United States that Cuba might be
free. It is made plain through the
fact that the majority of the
claimants are Cubans that the
United States has done even more
for the people of that island than
is generally supposed.—Ex.
Mother Always Keeps It Handy.
il Mv mother suffered a long time
from distressing pains and general ill
health, due primarily to indigestion,’
says L. W. Spalding, Verana, Mo.
‘‘Two years ago I got her to try Kodol.
She grew better at once and now, at the
age of seventy-six, eats anything she
wants, remarking that she fears no bad
effects as she has her bottle of Kodol
taandv.” Don’t waste time doctoring
symptoms. Go after the cause. If your
stomach is sound your health will he
good. Kodol rests the stomach and
strengthens the body by digesting your
food. It is nature’s own tonic. Rob
ertson & Law.
Queed Victoria . bestowed the
Kaiser du Hind
medal
upou
Dr. Robert A. Hujne of Springfield,
Mass., on account of his efforts at
improving the condition of Hindoo
children by industrial training.
This is the kind of education that
does not “spoil
a plow hand
The crops about Opelika, Ala.,
are in a deplorable condition. One
large farmer, who has 600 acres
of cotton says that the entire
plantation will not produce fifteen
bales of cotton, this year. A dis
patch says this is a typical case.
Many farmers have cut down their
corn for fodder, and the fodder
crop will not be one tenth the av
erage. There have been only four
slight rains since March, and
neither of these was sufficient to
impart any moisture to the soil.
One canteloiipe grower planted
$100 worth of seed, and got returns
of $25 for his crop. This is a dis
tressing situation.
A Kansas editor lays down this
rule by which to tell a man’s poli
tics: “Get him into a hotel bath
room. The Democrat will wash
and empty the basin, the Republi
can will wash and leave the water
standing; the Prohibitionist will
wash in the water left by the Re
publican, and the Populist will
comb his whiskers and not wash
at all.'”
When Dr. Blank of Fourteenth
street, who isn’t the most patient
of men at any seasons of the year,
goes away for a vacation nothing
infuriates him so much as the
sight of an invalid, says the
Washington Post. A month ago he
went to Atlantic City for a few
days rest, and he had no sooner
settled himself for a brief time of
being an ordinary mortal than a
chronic patient of his appeared on
his horizon. He endured her com^
plaints all one day in silence, but
she accosted
Washington, D. C
The people of Oyster Bay
seem
to have been disappointed in their
expectation of making money out
of the summer sojourn of the ad—
ministration
We do not need to raise enough
food.stuffs to go into competition
with the great grain sections as to
the trade with the outside wcfrld.
What we need is a full com crib
and a barn full of hay to be used
on our farms* We need good cows
to produce milk and butter for our
own use. We need hogs to raise
enough meat for own use and not
keep our meat in a “smoke-house”
made on a new plan and situated
in Chicago. Give me this and I’ll
The Cmcinatti In
quirer suggests that there is hope
yet, and adds:“Let them start a
fair and exibifc the members of the
cabinet as they pass along on ten
cen t admission tickets There migh t
be an extra charge for reserved seat
when Reuben Shaw comes to town.
the next morning
him while he was smoking his cigar
on the veranda after breakfast. I
will say in her defense that she
isn’t married, and she hasn’t a
father’ so she didn’t know what
she was doing when she broke in
on a man’s smoke.
“Oh, doctor,” said she, “I do
wi«,h you’d tell me what to do.’ I
iust can’t sleep at all. Why, last
night I didn’t once close my eyes. ”
The doctor glared at her. :
“I didn’t close an eye, ’’ she
went on. “I do wish you’d tell me
what to do.”
The doctor glared again.
“Good Lord, madam,” he thun-
closiag your eyes.
dered, “try
How on earth do you expect to
sleep if you don’t’?”
Harpers Weekly makes inquiry
as to the identity of the most
unpopular man in the world.
“This,” says the Washington
Post, “sounds like a malicious at
tempt to start Mr. Bryan to talk
ing of David Bennett Hill and
Colonel Watterson to writing of
Grover Cleveland.”
Millard Lee, the young man who
deliberately shot and killed
young lady in church in Atlanta
a few weeks ago, has been tried,
convicted and sentenced to hang.
His lawyers applied for a new
trial, which was denied, and there
is no doubt about his going to the
gallows. It was one of the coldest
blPoded murders ever commited in
Georgia.
It is said that British royalty
got a taste of the celebrated Georgia
watermelon and were so well
pleased that a standing order has
been placed at Cuthbert for a half
dozen of the best melons that can
be found to be shipped to England
each week. The Chattanooga
News says:’’There is no sort- of
doubt that a Georgia melon is fit
for a king to eat. If King Edward
knew how many other good things
the state of Georgia can furnish
him ge would be tempted to throw
away his crown and turn domocrat.
Georgia yields to no state when it
comes to tempting the appetite
with fruit and suchlike.”
The largest human head ever
measured was that of a Kentucky
idiot, and scientific experiments
are believed to have proved that
neither the size nor the shape of
the head has anything to do with
the quantity and quality of the
gray matter, which is the impor
tant thing. Bat the public is unal
terably omvinced that the bigger
the head the bigger the brain,and
in derision attributes “the big
head” to inflated, proud and over
confident human donkey.—Macon
Telegraph.
Acts Immediately.
Colds are sometimes more trouble
some in summer than in winter, its so
hard to keep from adding to them
while cooling off after exercise. One
Minute Gough Cure cures at once. Ab
colutelv safe. Acts immediately. Sure
sure for coughs, colds, croup, throat
and lung troubles. Robertson & Law.
MOZLEY’S
LEMON ELIXIR
Regulates the Liver, Stomach, Bowels and Kidneys
For billiousness, constipation and malaria.
For indigestion, sick and nervous headache.
For sleeplessness, nervousness, heart failure, and nervous prostration
For fever, chills, debility and kidney diseases take Lemon Elixir.
Ladies, for natural and thorough organic regulation, take Lemon Elixir
50 .cents and $1,00 a bottle at druggists.
Prepared only by Dr. H. Mozley, Atlanta, Ga.
A Prominent Minister Writes.
After ten years of great suffering from indigestion, with great nerv
prostration, biliousness, disordered kidneys and constipation, I have been* *
by Dr. Mozley’s Lemon Elixir, and am now a well man.
[cur*
No. 28 Tatnall St., Atlanta, Ga.
REV. C. C. DAVIS,
Elder M. E. Church. South.
Important To Cotton Ginnrs.
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Investigate the most complete and efficient ginning system on the ms ^
The Murray Cleaning Feeder—the best feeder in the world arket -
ler Gins, Feeders, condensers, Single and double Box Presses, PneumaS
ton Elevators, Cyclone lint flues, etc. L
Hnl-
Cot-
BETTER PRICE FOR COTTON.
Demands l-2c Pound More.
F. H. Lummus Sons Co., Columbus, Ga. BOSWICK, GA., Feb. 11, 1900
Gentlemen—I wish to express my entire satisfaction with the three 70
Battery Gin outfit, the cleaning Feeders and Pneumatie Elevator, Double Iw
Steam Cylendar Press—m fact everything complete. .Everything works as S?
and as smooth as can be: the workmanship and material are nnsnm D1 ^f
SSS?orS> INNED ON YOUR SYSTEM COMMANDS FROM l-8th TO l-?S
MORE PER POUND THAN WHERE GINNED ON OTHERS. The “L1I1SS
System is death to competitors in this section, and wins all customers whJriL
1 have gained eustomfrom a distance this season, growing out of the
In quality of work, of good sample, Clean-
recommend your machinery to all parties
Yours truly,
Obtain our estimates and particulars before purchasing.
it a trial.
efficiency of your ginning system.
ing seed and quick work, I would
thinking of installing a plant for ginning cotton
Columbus Ga.
TO THOSE WHO DESIRE TO
BE ALWAYS WELL DRESSED
Yet may be perplexed regarding the means for gratifying that desire at the
least possible cost, we suggest our Mail Order Department. We fill ont-of
town orders the day the* are received. Money sent with order is prompted
cheerfully refunded if goods sent do not please, or we send C O D subim u,
examination; or when satisfactory references are sent we send go^s Cap
proyaL Write for handsome illustrated booklets—sent free; ask for numbers
desired •
MENS’ GOODS.
1— Evening Dress.
2— Tuxedo Dinner Jacket.
3— Prince Albert Frock Coat.
4— Riding Clothes.
5— Single Breasted Business Suit.
6— Double-Breasted Sack Suit.
7— Norfolk Suit.
8— Flannel suits.
9— Top Coats. •
10— Liveries and Uniforms.
11— Furnishings.
12— Shoes.
13— Suit Cases, hags and Hat boxes.
BOYS’ CLOTHING.
14— 2-Piece Outing Suit.
15— 3-Piece Suit.
15— Norfolk Suit.
16— Boys’ Sailor Suit.
16— Peter Thompson Sailor suit.
17— New Columbia Double Breasted.
17— Double- Breasted
Pants Suit.
18— Boys’ Coatee Suits.
18— Full-Dress Tuxedo.
19— Irvington Suits.
19— Russian Suits.
20— Wash Suits.
Jacket
an.
EISEMAN BROS,
Department A.
Atlanta, Georgia.
Baltimore, Md
COMFORT
Wh at l
no one: left out.
We Are Prepared to Sell You
You Want and Require.
Once Worn Yon Will Have Nothin* j
Else. I
U/at^rmap, Burkett 9 Q 0>
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