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jl’HE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY JULY 80, 1902 G. j. & S. RAILROAD RICKIY ASH BITTER CURES CONSTIPATION. A LITTLE NONSENSE. Humorous Sayings From the Lips of Youngsters. Amy is a little maid of six. One day she asked her mamma if people always'' knocked when they went to God’s house. Her mamma, scarcely noticing what she said, replied: “Yes, darling.” A short time after it began to thune&r, and Amy exclaimed: “There ! Somebody’s got to God’s house; I hear them knocking.” Howard’s mother was going away to he absent for some time, but promised to return on a certain day. He said: . “I know you will come, mamma, for you’re a real truther.” Little Emily asked a great many “I have used Ayer’s Hair Vigor for thirty years. It is elegant for a hair dressing and for keeping the hair from splitting at the ends.”— J. A. Gruenenfelder, Grantfork, Ill. Hair-splitting splits friendships. If the hair splitting is done on your own head, it loses friends for you, for every hair of your head is a friend. Ayer’s Hair Vigor in advance will prevent the splitting. If the splitting has begun, it will stop it. $1.00 a bottle. AU druggists. If your druggist cannot supply you, send us one dollar and we will express you a bottle. Be sure and gi ve the name of your nearest express office. Address, J. C. AYER CO., Lowell, Mass. Hon. Joe Johnson remarks that s&ce the democratic state convention of Ala bama wouldn’t indorse his administra tion as governor, he will take the mid - dl' of the pike and chase it down him self. Atlanta Constitution. Placed. Money Loaned On Farms. We make loans on improved farms, m Hall, and the surrounding counties, on ten years time, with the privilege of J making payments on the principal sum at any time. For further information apply to / R. P. LiATTNEB, Room 4. State Bank Building, Gaines ville, Ga. If the Spanish friars^remain in the Philippines they will be una ble tn collect their rents. If they leave, they will have money to spare, the United States govern ment being willing to pay them $8,600,000 for their property. The pope is evidently not disposed ^to interfere with their freedom, but will, it is said, advise them to leave the islands. From the busi ness point of view such advice is excellent. Between Hew lark, Philadelphia, Balti more, Washington, Richmond, Atlanta, Hew Orleans and Points North, East, South and West It Gifdles The Globe* The fame of Bueklen’s Arnica Salve, as the best in the world, extends round the earth. It’s the one perfect healer of Cuts, 1 Corns, Burns, Bruises, Sores, Scalds, Boils, Ulcers, Felons, Aches Pains and all Skm Eruptions. Only infallible Pile cure. 25c a box at M . BROWN’S. SOUTHWARD Daily NO Si Lv New York, PRR ! 12 55 p m Lv Philadelphia, P R R J 3 29 p m Lv Baltimore, P RR S 5 45 pm Lv Washington, P R R i 655pm Lv Richmond. SALRyi 10 40 pm Lv Petetersbuig, “ ! 1131 p m Lv Norlina “> i 205 am Lv Henderson ** ' 230 am Lv/Raleigh “ ! 3 46 am Lv Southein Pines “ 537 am Lv Hamlet “ 6 30 am { No 403 Lv New York, NYP&NJ f7 55am Lv Philadelphia “ ! 10 20 am LvNew York. O D S S Co} f3 00 pin j Lv Baltimore, B S P Co J — Lv Wash’ton, N & W S B J LvPortsmoutl ,S ALRyI 9 00 pm Lv Weldon “ } -11 S3 p m Lv Norlina “ ! 12 55 a m Lv Henderso i “ J 120am Lv Raleigh “ ! 3 02 a m Lv Southern Pines “ i 5 18 am Lv Hamlet “ ! 6 45 am Lv Wilmington “ ! Ar Charlotte “ J 9 51am L f Chester “ V M 08 am Lv Greenwood - [ 12 07 pm I.v Athene ** ! 219pm Ar Atlanta J “ I 3 35 pm Ar Augusta, C&WC { 510 pm j Ar Macon, C of Ga« ! 7 20 p m Ar Montg’m’ry A & WPJ 9 20 o in Ar Mobile,L & N ! 25oam Ar New Orleans', L&N| 7 30 a in Ar Naslivill«*N C & St L} 5 a m Ar Memphis ! 4 00 p m |6 30 pm 6 30 pm 1005 am 72 36 pm 2 »0 pm 2 45 pm 427 pm 6 43 pm 8 05 pm 330 pm 10 45 pm 11 20 pm 1 32 am 4 08 am 530 am Carried Away. Jack—Yes, I had a little balance in bank, but I became engaged two months hgb; and now— Ned—Ah, love makes the world go round. Jack—Yes, but I didn’t think it would go round so fast as to cause me to lose my balance.—Philadel phia Press. Her Ambition. “She’s the most persistent globe trotter I ever knew. T “Quite light. You see, every time She makes the circuit of the globe she drops a day from the calendar, and consequently she feels that she is not growing old quite so fast.”— Chicago Post. Friendly Suggestion. “My boy Sammy,” said the neigh bor, “worries me almost to death with his somnambulism.” “You ought to take it away from him,’' said Mrs. Lapsling. ec He’ll kill himself v.itli-; it some day.”— Chicago Tribune. Couldn’t Miss It. Miss Hoyle-—Yes, he kissed me when we went through that Hark ow he man- Throe Matik; Hf ffi < V ■ OoV-yftiOKTS Anyone undine n r .:nri descrh;t..»ii 'ini. Qufciily aseert.-un » r.r opiuion iree wliellinr a, invention n* profnfM v priteni-'ible. Com inn*i i<v lions Htrict lyreontUientiaU Handbook on TV.;. •Sent fty?- >idcst aeency for securing paten; 'P;’p*as a.i;en'through Munit & Co. rcc-.. tpcckU notice, without ebaree, in A T;i , »nclso , ''ely illustrated weekly. I-orgeat e’r i-ulaiuju < f journal. Tc-tnie. to r. year . loin: mo nths, tL Sold by all newsdealers. 1M9 t CO SSIBroaSwa,. fjCW YOrfc ’’-inoh Offlfi" " or 7 SL I./’obU .ncrtOD. D. C. ».*.cpee-ha.Mpaft” Hats. Although panama hats are quite the rage in this country, very few of our people know that the real, genuine article is known in its na tive home on the isthmus and South America by ,its Spanish name of “sombrero jipijapa.” Given in Eng lish these words form the allitera tive combination “heepee-hahpah hat.” This statement is vouched for by a gentleman connected with one of the isthmian legations.—- Washington Star. Diabolical Revenge. A diabolical stor}’ of revenge comes- from Granzendorf, Austria, where a man called Balika tied his enemy, Joseph Balan, to the wheel tunnel. I don’t see 1 aged to find my mouth, Mi§s Doyle—That was probably the first thing he struck. — New York Press. Lv Hamlet. r.v So'thern Piii-s Lv Raleigh, Lv Henderson, f v TSTnrl n« . Unexcelled. “He’s a good war correspondent, I understand.” “Good! Why, say, he can give more details of what he doesn’t see than any other man In the busi ness.”—Chicago Post of a wagon and then drove at a fast pace down the street. When the villagers hurried to stop the horror, it was too late, for Balan was al ready dead. His murderer was at once arrested. l.v Uetei>buiR ! i Ar Richmond. ’* 14 Ar Washington, PRR ! 8 Ar Baltimore, PRR !"10. Ar Philadelphia. PRR {12 Ar New York, PRR j 8 Note-fDailj Except. Sunday Atlanta FOR SALE by DR. E. E DIXON aad COMPANY Blown to Atoms. The old idea that the body some- needs a powerful, drastic, purga- pill has been exploded: for Dr. ;;®- s New Life Pills, which are per- K ' 1 " harmless, gently stimulate liver bowels to expel poisonous matter D r, the svstem and absolutely cure S^ioo ana s,ck Jleadaeh, Oa- Ll — B <0vV3"3 D.*ag store. Finding fault! Yes, anybody can do that It requires neither intelligence or character, but simply a disappoint ed, soured, selfish, prejudiced disposi- tioD. Of course, you are not finding fault,because Georgia has not any of those kind of people.—Marietta Journal Strikes A Rich Find. ‘•I was troubled for several years with chronic indigestion and nervous debility J writes F. J. Green, of Lan caster, N. H., “No remedy helped me until I began using Electric Bitters, which did me more good than all the medicines I ever used. They have also kept my w 7 ife iu excellent health for years. Sue says Electric Bitters are "just splendid for female troubles; that they are a grand tonic and invigora- to r for weak, run down women. No o^er medicine can taice its place in oar family.” Try them. Only 50c. Sat isfaction guaranteed by AI. C. liilOWN \0. DEXTER, FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND DEALER IN All kinds of funeral furnishings uice ieame and prompt attention given to all calls either day or night. Parlors and war6 rooms on South Bradford street di rectly in front of court house. GAINESVILLE GEORGIA. The Note Missent. A young mac, whose gallantry was •argely in excess of his pecuniary means sought, to remed this defect and to save the money required for the pur chase of extensive flowers by arranging with a gardner to let him have a bou quet from time to time in return for his cast-off clothes, says the Chicago Tribune. So it happened that one day he received a bunch of the most beauti ful roses, which he at once dispatched to his lady love. In sure anticipation of friendly welcome, he called at the house of the young woman the same Evening, and was not a little surprized at a frosty reception. After a pause the young woman re marked in the.most frigid tones: “You sent me a note to-day.” “A note—I?” “Certainly, along with the flowers. “To be sure, I sent you flowers but—” “And this note was with the bouquet. Do you mean to deny it?” And the young man read: “Don’t for get the old trousers you promised me the other day,” . • For a perfect lit go to C. H. SAUNDERS Moved to Daniel Building, over J. E. Jackson’s store. “The Artistic Tailor.’ Clothes cleaned and pressed o: short notice. Also LADIES - SKIRTS cieaneD and pressed. All work git c ; prompt a ention. It Dazzles The World. No Discovery in medicine has ever created one quarter of the excitement that has been caused by Dr. King’s New Discovery for Consumption. It’s severest tests have been on hopeless victims of Consumption, Pneumonia, Hemorrhage, Pleurisy and Bronchitis, thousands of whom it has restored to perfect health. For Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Croup, Hay fever, Hoarseness and whooping Cough it is the quickest, surest cure in the world. It is sold by JS1. C. BROWN who guarantees satis faction or refund money. Large bot tles 50c and 00. Trial bottles free. S.C. Dunlap, Jr. J. B. Thompson. lap and Thompson. INSURANCE AGENTS. FIHE, life, accident, and SURETY BONDS. OFFICE: DUNLAP BL’DING. Phones 35. Cheap Excursion Rates, To Charleston and Return Account of South Carolina In terstate, and West Indian Ex position. For the above occasion the p°rgi Reaiiroad will sell round kip tickets at very low rates. Jhree Daily Trains between Afc- ia ‘ita and Charleston. Through sleepers on trains leav-, ln ? Atlanta at 8:00 and 11:45 p. I ^i and Charleston at 5:10 and o’clock p. m. For sched- ,J es » dates of sale and limits on lc kets ask agents Georgia Bail- or the undersigned. ^CMcMillin, A. Gv Jackson, G. A P D G. P. A. Augusta, Ga. 8 -®-Magill, C. D. Cox, Gen’l Agt. Athens. W. C.McMillin, S. F. & P. A. Macon. X* A. Thomas, C. T. A. Gen’l Agt. Atlanta. Bonner, U - T. A. Macon * H. Hill, TJ T. A . Atlanta. Ga. The telegraph operators at St. Pierre and Fort France weie in communication with each other on ordinary topics from 7:30 to 8:10 a. m. ot the morning of the ca tastrophe. At 8:20 Fort de France asked for the repetition of a sen tence, and* the.only reply was a faint buzzing and a long dash. The St. Pierre operator had died with his hand on the key. —Augusta Chronicle. Secretary Root might appropri ately open the Illinois campaign with the sword of Hell-Roaring Jakesmith. Certainly the ifiinois democrats are going to be as troub lesome to the administration as the Samarites were. —Atlanta Constitution. About 36 percent, of New York’s population is foreign; of Boston’s 35.1 percent.; Chicago, 34.6;while San Francisco comes forth with 31. 2. It is only the cities of the South that have population distinctively American. If all tbtf meat and lard con sumed in the south, to say noth ing of the hogs, oats and flour, was raised at home we would have a much more prosperous country. We can never expect a prosperous country so long ls we get our meats from western markets. Just think of paying 12 cents for side meat when it only costs about 4 to 5 to raise. Can we expect to live on flowery beds ofi ease so long as these conditions exist?*—Marietta Journal. The Chicago Tribune tells tbe story of Miss Marie Karons, of Omaha, who was recently blown from a train running at for ty miles an hour and was uninjur ed. She was on an excursion tram running from Wilber, Neb., to Omaha. While she attempted to pass from one car to another the strong wind lifted her twenty feet in the air and dropped her in a cornfield. The fact that she was not injured is attributed to the condition of the ground, made soft Foreman — Jim fell down with this form of type and mashed it. What must I do? Editor—Run it in as a Chinese telegram. A Pertinent Inquiry. Scribbles—I tell you, old chap, we modern writers have much to con tend with: Simkins—For instance? Scribbles—Well, we have to sub mit to being compared with Shake speare, Dickens, Scott and other fa mous writers of former days. Simkins—When did any one ever compare you to a writer in that class ?—Chicago News. Leading Up to It. Bobbie — You know them pre serves out in the pantry wot you told me not to eat ? Mother—Yes. Bobbie—-You know you said they would make me sick if I et ’em, didn’t you? Mother—Yes. Bobbie—-Well, they didn’t.—Ohio State Journal. ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF TRAIN} AT GAINESVILLE, OA. * 3Lw£DDLE IN EFFFCT JAN 20, 1901. fctf stern Standard (75th (Meridian) Time.. No. 82 leaves 7:17 a. m. for Social Circ No. 84 leaves 12.30 o. m. for Winder. No. 86 leaves 3:00 p. m. for Jeffersor. and So cial Circle. . No. 88 leaves 7,55 p. m. for lefifensou. No. 87 arrives from Jefferson 8,18 a. m No. 85. arrives from Social Circle 1,37 a. ra. No. 83 arrives from Social Circle 4,35 p. m. No. 81 arrives from Social Circle 8,37 p. m. STTNTiAY TRAINS. No 92 eaves 7,35 a. m. for Social Circle. No. 96 leaves 3.40p. m‘. for Social Circ No. 98 leaves 4.-00 p. m. for Jefferson. No. 99 arrives 8:45 a. m. from Jefferson. No. 97 arrives 10:20 a.m. from Social Circle No. 91 arrives 2, 45 p. m. from Social Circle, Connections. No. 82 connects at Winder 9,30 ?a. in. for' Ath ens arriving' Athens 10.ll a. m. No. 82 connects at Social Circle with Ga. R, R for Augusta 10 26 a. m For Atlanta 11.55 a. m Arrive Augusta 2.25 p. m.; Arrive Atlanta 135 m. , ' ; No. 84 connects at Winder for Atl ens and Atldnta2,19p. m^; arrive Athens 2.50 p. m.; •ar rive Atlanta 3.00 p. m. No. 84 connects^at Social Circle for Augusta* .38 p, m.; 8Tii\eugusta 9.£5 p. tn. - No-35 c> iu22t-> at n>:i .il f »r i it 7.45 p.m.; arrive Atlanta 9.20 p. m^ Samuel c. Dunlap, « Receiver C. A. DOZIER. Real Estate and Insur- ance Agent. Office No, 1 State Bank Building. Sell, exchange and rent all kinds c eal estate. Have in hand anythin, ou want in this line. Will make it onr interest whether you want to se r buv. Will insure your property against toss by fire in old reliable and prompt paying companies 8 55 pm 11 26 pm SI* am 9 03 am 11 30 am 1 Cf> f m 2 00 pm 3 10pn» 5,50 jm 6 55 ai ,f6 45 ai fl 30 pt 510 a i 8 00 ai No *€ 9 20 f m 10 Pf f Ml 1207 i m 1 27 pm 2 '6 pm •UUS t r wi r f» ?6 j-jii 9 t m IT^* ... , 2 541 am bo«> . <n