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rHE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY AUGUST 20, 1902 Kodol INDUSTRIAL and Saddle Sores Mexican Mustang Lini ment is just what you need. Ittaius t-ileet i astonished to see how quickly it heals sores. ” FOR HARNESS Digests what you eat. This preparation contains all of the digestants and digests all kinds of food. It gives instant relief and never fails to cure. It allows you to eat all the food you want. The most sensitive stomachs can take it. By its use many thousands of dyspeptics have been cured after everything else failed. It prevents format ion of gas on the stom ach, re!ieving all distress after eating; Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to take; It can’t help but do yon good Prepared only by E. O. De Witt & Co., Chicago^ The $1. bottle contains 2J4 times the 50c. sizci A LITTLE NONSENSE, What the Wind Recently Accom plished In Michigan. A Wheatland farmer says that ,upon entering his pigpen immedi ately after the passage of the cy clone a few weeks ago he was sur prised to find what he at first sup posed was a new species of swine. His porkers had been driven so full of splinters as to be scarcely rec ognizable. - v A man sitting in a back window of his residence just out of the path of the twister saw his cows, which were grazing in a neighboring field, go sailiaig skyward. They landed on an adjoining farm and began grazing again. He has not yet recovered from his astonishment. "Do you know the reason they couldn’t find that piano ?” asked a man in the barber shop. "I was standing in front of the hotel at Manitou Beach when I heard some thing that sounded like music di rectly overhead. I looked up and saw a piano going northward over the lake at an elevation of about 200 feet. The wind was agitating the keys, and I could distinguish the strains of 'Ain’t It a Shame?’ I have told a lot of people about this, but they don’t seem to believe it.” The foregoing stories were gath ered from reliable sources.—Hud son (Mich.) Post. sifioru He inherited it from “his mother, I suppose ?” ' "Ho,” replied Mrs. Henpeck sig nificantly, "I think I may safely say that was part of my dowry.”—Phil adelphia Press. Mexican Mustang Liniment It gives immediate relief. Get a piece of soft old linen cloth, saturate it with this liniment and bind loosely upon the wound. You can have no adequate idea what an excellent remedy this is for a burn until you have tried it. - A PnU/l Ti P ^ y°u have a bird afflicted with Roup or FU Vv L. ■ ■■ ■ other poultry disease use Mexican Must Liniment. It is called a sta ndakd remedy by poultry breeders, Applied Science. One evening at supper little Les ter said to his grandmother: "Grandma, do your glasses make things look bigger?” "Yes, dearie,” said grandma. "Why?” "Oh!” said - Lester, "I only thought if they did maybe-you’d take ’em off when you’re cutting the cake.”—Helen H. Pretl in Little Chronicle. GOLDEN At ALL OVER THE HOUSE Air Your Bedding, but Do Not Place Pillows In'the Sun. In airing beds the most thorough, careful housekeeper often errs through her very thoroughness. She will shake the sheets, blankets, etc., and hang them out of the window end over chairs, having them all ex posed as much as possible.to the direct rays of the sun and in the strongest breeze, and this is just what should be done. Then the pil lows will be taken up and thumped until they are soft and fluffy and placed in the very sunniest spot, and this is all wrong. The sun will draw the oil from the feathers, and the pillows will have a rancid, dis agreeable odor. Expose them to the air daily, be as thorough as you please in this, and place the pillow slips in the sun if you wish, but do not make the mistake of giving pil lows, bolsters, cushions or anything containing feathers a long sun bath or you will do them more harm than good.—Exchange. Rolled Jelly Cake. Three eggs, one cupful of sugar, three tablespoonfuls of cream or one tablespoonful of melted butter an v d one cupful of pastry flour and one level teaspoonful of baking powder sifted together. Beat the yolks of- the eggs until they are thick and light, add the sugar and beat again. Beat the whites of the eggs until they are stiff, mix them with the yolks and sugar and beat all to gether until very light. Stir in the cream or melted butter and thep sift in the flour, adding it a little at a time. Butter long, shallow pans and spread the dough on them very thin. Bake in a moderate oven; when it is done turn it out, spread the bottom with jelly and roll it up whifciii; ’ ’ ' ‘ ~ ” - ---- ■ The most perfect WS?j ever distilled. Bettaii $5. We are distillers, fi makes a big difference money back if you wali 10 bottles, 6.55. express R HHF E 15 bottIes * 9 70 ’ expre5J? A sample half pint by 3 press prepaid for 50 cents in postage stas? AMERICAN SUPPLY CO.. Distilled 66* Main St., - - Memphis It* "Auntie, what do little boys do when they want to sit on your lap?” Cure Worse Than Complaint. "Mr. Eijjit suffered so much from the heat,” said Mrs. Wunder, "that he had an artificial iceberg built in his house. Then the whole family gat around it and read stories of polar expeditions and were happy lor a time.” "Eor a time ?” echoed the friend. "Yes, only for a time. You see, Mr. Fijjit happened to think of how much the ice was going to cost him, and he broke out in a worse perspiration than ever.”— Baltimore American. - A Puzzling Address. There is a man in Representative Knox’s district who wrote a letter addressed to himself as follows: '• WOOD, JOHN MASS. It took some time for the postal clerks to decipher the address, but the letter was finally delivered to "John Underwood, Andover, Mass.” educate . Towing. Leave the tiller, come and sit by me and take this other oar.” "But this is not coeducation, Mr. McCorkle,” she iacid, noticing that they were a long distance from all the others. "This is segregation." v And she put the boat about.—* Chicago Tribune. Looking For His Class. The following advertisement ap peared the other day in a London paper: "An American gentleman visiting London, whose tastes tend to theaters and frivolities rather than to archseology, botany, etc., de sires entree to congenial (bohemian) society. Liberal terms.” IVIy Baby Girl and Little Boy Blue. My table is spread for luncheon; Whom think you v.ill lunch with me? Why. my little Boy Blue, whose work' is o'er. Whose sheep lie asleep on the nursery floor. Whose herd through the newly tasseled corn He homeward.led by his flutelike horn. Then he fell asleep in my easy chair And dreamed ’twas a haystack tall and fair. But now he’s awake and wants his tea; My little Boy Blue shall lunch with me. And another, his sister. Did you not know That he had a sister some time Ago? With rosy cheeks and flosslike curls. To us the dearest, best of girls, A dainty lass to love and kiss. To fill our hearts and home with bliss? Many caresses to her befall. But little Boy Blue gives most of alL Ever bonny and winsome, fresh and sweet. Prom her shining head to her dimpled feet. She sits by my side in her tall high chair. Like a graceful lily, pure and fair; Yes. Baby Erma of summers three And little Boy Blue shall lunch with me. Ah. the years may pass as the years be fore And many & guest pass through my door And pause at my board for lunch and tea, j But none will be ever so dear to me Or fill my life with such joy as you, > } My baby girl and little Boy Blue. —Mrs. Mary Felton in Good Housekeap In «* Trains from Atlanta, for Lfl Toccoa, Greenville, Spartanbd Charlotte, Washington and E*] pass Gainesville: No. 36, H Mail (daily) 2:28 a. m; (d-iPy) 10:87 a. m; No. 33, Li 1 ! ted (daily) 2:25 p. m; No j Express, (daily) 2:45 P* m; j io, tfoxle (except Sunday) 7.'^ Ins and Outs. The two young men reached the door at the same time. ' - ‘Ts Miss Walsingham in?” they asked. The maid , looked ai v them and shook her head disconsolately. "She’s in to wan av ye an’ out to. the other/’ she said at last ; "but the two av ye- cumin’ together has got me so iang^ed Fm blest if I know winch is which. But come right in, both av ye, an’ I’ll ask her to eome down an’ pick ye out.”—-Chicago Post. -7 a gigaruu; eCaic ixi one ur ine JUTuns theaters, where a manilla hammock and an asbestus baby were used.— St. Louis Republic. A Wonderful Fellow. With newspaper held topsy turvy Bobby reads just the same—ah. me!— Of kittens and princes -and fairies galore And pirates that sail on the sea. He's a wonderful apt young artist; He makes remarkable things With pencil and paper for us to see— .«««ate and aueens and kings. seven-year-old boy whom De met in Boston Common. “No, sir,” replied the intellectual prodigy as he continued to gaze up into the tree. “I am merely endeavor ing to correctly classify this tree as a botanical product.” — Columbus State Journal HI* Opinion. "Do you believe in woman’s suf frage ?” "Well,” answered Mr. Meekton, "sometimes I think it would be a convenience if the ladies could go to the polls themselves instead of giving us instructions and taking chances on mistakes Washington Star. ___ Good Business. Mrs. Spiffins—What is your 6on James doing, Mrs. Van Bnyjm? Mrs. Van Braam—Jaiites is a pharmacist. Mrs. Spiffins—That’s fine. I see by the papers that farm assists out west get $3 and five meals a day.—Pitts burg Chronicle-Telegraph. It Came With Her. - "Your husband,” said the talka tive mjm # "hsuch a gentle dispo- warm. Trim on the edges and put it away so it will not unroll until ready to serve. . , Novel Pincushion. Children’s toy scales can be made into most novel pincushions at a very small cost. Procure some very tius pasteboard and cut it into the form of weights, the size varying according to the size of the scales. The pieces of card must be neatly covered with dark iron colored silk and joined together. Next make a silk pad to be filled with wadding or sawdust and insert it on the top of the weights, gluing it firmly in. A tiny ring sewed in the middle gives the .weight jl_realistic jippearuncej don't wajtt. . If you knew how SCOTT’S EMULSION would build you up, increase your weight strengthen your weak throat and lungs and put you in con> dition for next winter, you would begin to take it now. Send for free sample, and try it. SCOTT & BOWNB. Chemists. 409-415 Pearl Street, New York. Wltere Her Hopes Centered. “I have a surprise in store for you, dear,” he said, seating himself at the supper table. “Well, darling, I hope it’s a millinery store,” she responded quickly.—Chica go News. And Tbey Are Obeyed. “Whnt are unwritten laws, pa? “Your mother’s, my son; she al speaks them.”—New York Press.