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'HE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 17, 1902 TWOS! NO and Saddle Sores Mexican 3 ment is just what you need. FOR HARNESS INDUSTRIAL The girls of Pennsylvania have.a pastime that to be popular needs only to be known. A young wom an just back from an outing at Digests what you eat. This preparation contains all of the digestants and digests all kinds of food. it gives i nstant relief and never fails to cure. It allows you to eat all the food you want. The most sensitive stomachs can take it. By its use many thousands of dyspeptics have been cured after everything' else failed. It prevents formation of gas on the stom ach, relieving all distress after eating. Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to take* K can’t help but do you good Prepared only by E. O. DeWiot&Co., Chicago* The bottle contains ZH times the 50c. slza, that the place was lonely. She said, “We had moonlight huckboard rides, sails and picnics, bnt not a girl there A LITTLE NONSENSE, did any twosing.’’ “Twosing ?" some one asked. “What on earth is twosing? Is it a new game ?’’ “IPs old as the hills," she made answer. “Twpsing is—well, twosing is anything which has just two peo ple in it. You can twose on a hotel veranda or at a picnic if the chap eron isn’t too wretchedly eagle eyed. You can twose almost anywhere ex cept up in Maine, for a girl can’t twose without a man. I suppose you The Story of a Burglary at the Me- Swats'. Mr. Billiger MeSwat awoke the other morning to the knowledge that his home had been entered in the night by some unauthorized per son and a portion of his portable Wealth removed. \ The burglar had effected an en trance through the bedroom win dow and escaped through a rear window. In one of the pockets of Mr. Mc- Swat’s trousers there was the sum of $4, more or less, in silver. This the burglar had taken. In another pocket there were a few pne cent pieces. These in a spirit of humor rare among operators in his line of busi ness he had ranged in a row along the sill of the window through which he had made his exit and left them there. The trousers he had dropped on the stairway. . Having ascertained the extent of his loss, Mr. MeSwat went upstairs again and aroused his wife. “Lobelia," he said, “the house was robbed by a burglar last night." “What did he take?’’ she breath lessly inquired, sitting up in bed. “Nothing, so far as I can see, ex cept a little money I left in my trousers. He took all of that but 5 pennies." '“It’s a wonder yon don’t accuse’ me of doing it,” retorted Mrs. Me Swat, lying down again. “No, Lobelia,” he said, “I know it wasn’t you. You would have tak en the pennies too.’’—Chicago Trib une. The Facts In the Case. guesses as to 'tne man sbe is engaged to. The girl who guessed right is to be maid of honor.—Milwaukee Sen- It’s this way: You can bum yourself with Fire, with Powder, etc., or you can scald yourself with Steam or Hot Water, but there is only one proper way to cure a bum or scald and that is by using Mexican Mustang Liriimentt It gives immediate relief. Get a piece of soft old linen cloth, saturate it with this liniment and hind loosely upon the wound. You can have no adequate idea what an excellent remedy this is for a bum until you have tried it. The Americans. First American—Which do you prefer, Marius, to be very rich or very poor? Second American—If I had my choice, Aurelius, I should be nei ther. I should have about five mil lions.—Life. A Monster Sawfish. a recent trip from Singapore while in the Carimata strait Chief Officer Devitt of the steamer New Guinea baited a shark hook and caught a tartar. The fish, which proved to be a gigantic sawfish, struggled furiously in the water, and it was feared that it would be impossible to get it on board. The tumult caused in the sea by the monsters tail resembled that of a large steamer’s propeller when part- The line was, Warm Spell. “Oh, my!" exclaimed the pretty typewriter. “I’m afraid I’m a wretched speller " “Ah, no," sighed her enamored employer, “you are mistress of all sorts of spells." — Philadelphia Press. — - ly out of the water, however, fixed to the No. 2 winch, and the fish was hauled alongside. A wire stock was placed around its bod}', and it was hauled on to the deck and' dispatched. When meas ured, it was found to be twenty- The saw, Out of His Line Now. “Whatever became of your teach er of harmony ?” “Oh, h§ gave that all up. He’s married now."—Philadelphia Bulle tin. A rnU/l TIP If you haxre a bird afflicted with Roup or any lU w¥ L. Ilia other poultry disease use Mexican Mustang Uiniment. It is called a st> nd ard remedy by poultry breeders. seven feet which was measures 4% feet in length, a foot in width and is armed with thirty- four teeth, varying from one to over Straits Lingering Summer Colds. Don’t let a cold run ?.t this season. Summer colds are the hardest kind to cure and if neglected may linger along for months. For the Kitchen. In kitchens where economy of space is a consideration a combined kitchen table and cabinet is an ad vantage. - It also saves many steps in the preparation df a meal by keeping many needed articles with- 'in reach. It is made of hardwood, the top being 45 inches long by 30 wide, with directly underneath slid ing boards for meat and bread. The flour bin is fastened with automatic hangers, while all waste spa.ee is avoided b} r the three drawers just behind it. The four large front drawers will hold linen, kitchen dishes, cutlery, cookbook, teas, cof fee, condiments, sugar, meal, cere als, etc., while the locker will hold vinegar, sirup, etc. The zinc lined bottom makes it positively mouse and rat proofi The Bread Jar. The bread jar or tin should have the closest attention daily during warm weather. Wipe out the crumbs and scald it every morning. Keep muffins, gems and quick biscuits separate from raised bread and use them up at once by steaming or re heating in the oven or by toasting. Use rice and the various prepara tions of wheat both as cereals and for breakfast cakes during the hot weather and let the corn and oat meal be reserved for the winter diet. GOLDEN ACE PURE OLD LINCOLN CO. two inches in Budget. A iongsiege like this will pulldown the strongest constitution. One Minute Cough Cure will break up Safe, sure, acts at The West Is “Full of Experience.” A young man with a scheme that was good principally for himself visited the business men of several towns of central Kansas last sum mer with poor results. “Why is it," he asked, “that the Kansans are so critical? Our plan worked all right in the south last winter and in Ohio and Iowa." “Well," remarked an old timer who overheard him, “one reason is that the folks of Kansas have been struggling with schemes of one kind and another for twenty years, and they’ve learned to be careful. You will find it harder yet in Oklahoma, for the people there have gone all through what we-have and a good deal more. The west is filled full of experience."^ • > The Kansan’s experience is four fold.—Charles M. Harger in Atlan- fche attack at once, once. Cures coughs, colds, croup, bron chitis, all throat and Jung troubles. The children like it. Robertson & Law. BISTILIiEBi guarantee these goods to' pure and .7 years old. He jpjfe- better at any price. 1 I * will ship in plain bow* II I jj any address, express af paid at the followed! S3 tiller’s prices: j I S Full Bottles,$3# II (O Full Bottles, 6$l M 12 Full Bottles, m 15 Fu!1 Bott,e8 » 9J ] I ^ our money back ftm represented. A sample i i§l| SSBBB Piat by express pre?n for 50c in stamps. AMERICAN SUPPLY CO., Distillery] 668 Main St.* - - MempU*»W “No, Willie, I won’t lie ter yer. I never killed but free Injuns in me life. Dat’s straight." -A Much Better Plan. “Every man," said the thoughtful theorist, “ought to keep a diary. It Is only by keeping an actual record of what you have done that you are able afterward to see the mistakes you have made and guard against a repetition of them in the future." “Oh, if your diary is only to re cord your ^ mistakes/’ replied the thoroughly practical man, “what’s the matter with turning: the keep ing of it over to your mfe Chi cago Post. : : ■. Couldn't Account For It. Uncle Ezra Wilkins—Hanged if these city fellers hain’t queer. Thet young dude thet’s with us ^didn’t hev no complaint last summer, but this season he’s alius kickin’ ’bout the butter. Hank Hunkins'—What’s the mat ter with it? Uncle Ezra—Cussed if I know. It’s the same butter we hed last WHtRE ALL iibi FAi Best Cou^b Syrup. -Tsstet In time >oM Tested Fruit and Ornamental Trees for the South. We oiler the leading varieties of Ap ples, Peaches, Pears, Japan Plums, and small Fruits for both Home and Market Orchards. Pecans, Evergreens and Shrubbery. Every plant guaranteed true to name. No substitution. Write for prices on what you want and secure your trees early. Corres pondence relative to fruit, growing A Story of‘.King Edward. An interesting story is told of King Edward VII. in the People’s Friend. Elia majesty while staying as a guest at a certain country man sion visited the village school un expectedly and began to ask the children a few questions. “Now, my young friends," said King Ed ward cheerfully, “I daresay some of you can tell me the names of a few of our greatest kings and queens, eh?" With one accord they cried out, “King Alfred and Queen Vic toria, sir!" Just then a tiny clip of a boy, to whom the schoolmaster had whispered something, stood up and raised his hand, “Do you know another, my boy?" asked the king. “Yes, your majesty; King Edward VII." His majesty laughed and again asked, “What great act has King Edward VII. done, pray ?" The boy hesitated, then stamm'ered out, “I don’t know, your majesty." “Don’t be distressed, my lad," said the gracious king, smiling. “I don’t know either." Trains from Atlanta, for 1 Toccoa, Greenville, Spartak Charlotte, Washington and f pass Gainesville: No. 36, Mail (daily) 2:28 a. m; ^°* (cUily) 10 :37 a. m; No. t 38,l ted (daily) 2:25 p. Express, (daily) 2:45 p-®* ib, Eerie (except Sunday) Boil Water, Kill Flies. An epidemic of typhoid fever may' develop during the coming fall. The best preventives of this disease are an accurate knowledge of its sources and a willingness on the part of the public to follow rules that will neu tralize those sources. Typhoid fe ver is conveyed by polluted drinking water, infected milk, from soils sat urated with its germs and by un cooked vegetables. Flies can also carry, infection. All drinking water should be boiled even after it has been filtered. Milk should be ster ilized, soils that have become con taminated with drainage should ba purified, all closets thoroughly and frequently disinfected and flies ex terminated as far as possible.—Phil adelphia Press. AliOVE A SEA. 1 Trains fro Washington,. 1 ' lotte, etc. for Atlanta, ri c *> ^ Gainesville: No. 35, Faei^ (daily) 4:29 a. m; No. 17»» (except Sunday) 7:20 a. 89, Express (daily) 2:45^P* No. 37, Limited, (daily) m; (daily) 8:28 p.m* Through trams for Washiw New York, etc. Connectw 05 Lula fer Athens, at ToCC0S £ Elberton, at Greenville f° r umbia, etc., at Spartant"* rioimnhia. Cbafk Agricultural College Main Building. Some Advantages. On the eve of execution Louis XVI. was explaining the guillotine’s advantages to his sorrowing family. “Just think of it! After tomor row I can never lose my Bead nor get a head on nor be got ahead of." In facg^ of such philosophy the mourners dried their tears—New York Times. For the Eeneflt of Cupid. Celia—Oh, we had a delightful time at Ophelia’s announcement party. Delia—What did you do? Celia—She had us .submit sealed DAHLONEGA, ga. A collogue education in the rencli cf all. A.B., B.S., Normal and Business Man’s cotrses. Good laboratories; healthful, iuvigoratic r cli mate; military discipline; good moral and religious influences. Cheapest board in the State; abundance of country produce; expenses from $75 to $150 a year; board in dormitories or private family's. Special license course for teachers; full faculty of Uine; all under the control of the University. A collegre prepar atory class. - Co-ed.ication of sexes. The insti tution founded specially for students of limited means. Send f->r catalogue to the President. -*os. S. Stewart, A.M. now Malaria, you certainly don’t If you know Ayer’s Malaria and re, you certainly do like it. Price, 50 eta.