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THE I GAINESVILLE NEWS. WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 22, 1902 Blown to Atoms. The old idea that the body some times needs a powerful, drastic, purga tive pill has been exploded: for Dr. King’s New Life Pills, which are per fectly harmless, gently stimulate liver and bowels to expel poisonous matter cleans the system and absolutely cure constipation and Sick Headache. On ly 25c. M. C. BROWN’S Drug store. ON A WHEEL INDUSTRIAL “My hair was falling out and turning gray very fast. But your Hair Vigor stopped the falling and restored the natural color.”—Mrs. E. Z. Benomme, Cohoes, N. Y. SHE HAD HER WAY, The election “baker” is at pres ent peculiar to French soil. At a critical moment in a candidate’s speech the “barker” puts him out by imitating a dog, and a really good man at the business is worth good money at such times- Half a dozen of them in Paris are re puted to earn enough at election times to last them for a year. It’s impossible for you not to look old, with the color of seventy years in your hair! Perhaps you are seventy, and you like your gray hairl If not, use Ayer’s Hair Vigor. In less than a month your gray hair will have all the dark, rich color of youth. $1.09 a bottle. AH druggists. igfce Story of a Tennis Racket and a Sarcastic Maiden. She was a demure looking girl, young and slight, and her hair clung to her forehead in babyish little rings. In her hand she held a tennis racket •pbree of the strings were “sprung.” She explained to the salesman in the big sporting goods house that the rack et was an expensive one; that it had broken at the first trial; that the fact of its having done so had caused her much annoyance, as she had bought it for a birthday present. In conclusion She was here to return it. The salesman noted the babyish Cttrls, and, adopting the manner of a bored but rather good hatured cat to au Irresponsible kitten, he promised to have the racket restrung. “But I don’t want it restrung,” said the girl. “I want a new one.” “Oh, but I can’t give you a new one,” said the clerk reprovingly. “This one has been used/ w Vos ” <sn Id If your druggist cannot supply you. send us one dollar and we will express you a bottle. Be sure andgive the name of your nearest express office. A ddress, J. C. AVER CO., JLowell, Mass. debility,” writes F. J. Green, of Lan caster, N. H. , “No remedy helped me until I began using Electric Bitters, which did me more good than all the medicines I. ever used. They have also kept my wife in excellent health for years. She says Electric Bitters are just splendid for female troubles; that they are a grand tonic and invigora- tor for weak, run down women. No other medicine can ta&e its place in our family.” Try them. Only 50c. Sat- “I don’t see,” said John R. Bash- field, of Boston, an. expert in cotton mill machinery., “how our people in the East are going to hold out much longer against the Southern factories.” need not become a nxture upon your body. If they*do it is your fault, for MEXICAN MUSTANG LINIMENT will thoroughly, quickly and perma nently cure these afflictions. There is no guess work about it; if this lin iment is used a cure will follow. “Yes,” said the girl meekly; “it has been used, and therein was my mis take. You see, I fancied I had bought ^tjennis racket and so described it to the recipient. He foolishly believed 'and used it. Had we both known that your firm was charging $7 for pa pier mache souvenirs fashioned after the form of a racket, why, he would have put it upon his wall as a decora tion. Yes,” she continued politely; “I admit we erred in using it.” And she smiled prettily. Then she gave her address and walked out. The next day the firm seat a new racket.—New York Times. A Wisconsin girl stole a horse and rode twenty miles through a drenching rain to marry her own true love. The land of mountain lions,the plains of the cowboys and San Jaun Hill all com bined can’t beat that for sirenousness. —Athens Banner. YOU DON’T KNOW cntilyou have treated it -with Mexican Mustang Liniment. As a fleck Iieeier it stands at the very top. The Rainbow. When a ray of sunlight falls on a 5 raindrop, it is refracted; then part of the light is reflected from the internal surface and again refracted on leaving tfee drop. The white sunlight is not only refracted when it enters and leaves the drop, but dispersion also tikes place. The eye sees bright cir cles of light for each kind of light, , and Since sunlight is made up of different kinds of homogeneous light we get a series of circular arcs, showing the Spectrum colors, the red being outside and the other colors following in the Offder of descending wave length.- The whole constitutes a primary rainbow. A, secondary bow is sometimes seen Outside the first This is formed by the light being twice reflected inside the raindrops. The less refrangible rays are on the inner side. Rainbows Look Out For Fever- Biliousness and liver disorders at this season may be prevented by clean ing the system with DeWitt’s Little Early Risers. These famous little pills do not gripe. They move the bowels gently, but copiously, and by reason of the tonic properties, give tone and strength to the glands. — Sold by GOLDEN AGE pure old { LINCOLN CO Digests what you eat. This preparation contains all of the digestants and digests all kinds of food. It gives instant relief and never fails to cure. It allows you to eat all the food you want. The most sensitive stomachs dan take it. By its use many thousands of dyspeptics have been cored after everything else failed. It prevents formation of gas on the stom ach, relieving all distress after eating; Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to take. It can’t help Paragraphs With a Point. The trouble is that a man and a woman never agree on defining the word “ficki thinks that if a JMwe, THE DISTILL guarantee these goci:: | Pgr SspiBi: g* pore and! years old h Bit better at any pries t will ship in plaicfar-.y 1H Ifir^ Krany address, K gj paid at the folir^u B tiller’s prices: ] 5 Full Bottles,S3, | (O Full Bottles, 6,S I (2 Full Bottles, 71 15 Full Bottles, 9JI aSUffMareliflaB Your money baekiMj .represented. A sanfij KK ilgSSfffi pint by express psa BmIKtSiW for 50c in stamps. AMERICAN SUPPLY CO., Distil!** . A woman man torus his head to look at another woman, he is it. Watch the man who has noth ing to do: he has a harder time than the msu who works. He is always loafing around stores and offices, and people are always grumbling because he’s in the way. When a man is nominated for an office and. suddenly becomes “genial,” people laugh at him. The best way is to “electioneer” all the time, by being genteel, fair obligeing, industrious and honora- but do you good by E. O. DeWitt & Co., Chicago* contains 2^4 times the 50c. size* For about a year now we will read about Shamrock III, until the race is over, when she will go to the junk heap to join her prede cessors. Lightning Precaution. An electrical engineer declares that the center of the room is the safest place from lightning. ‘"There is a constant tendency on the part of the electricity in the sky to reach the ground,” he says. “To do this It must have a conductor. Atmos pheric electricity always follows the outside of the conductor or agency that leads it to the ground. That’s why the middle of the room is safest during an electrical storm. “I know of a number of instances where a bolt of lightning followed the walls of a room, burning it on all four sides, while the people in it, being away from the walls, were only slight ly shocked. That is the only safe pre caution known to science.” IHJHtS WKEKfc ALL ELSE FAILS. He who runs may read—i: succeeds in catching his train Tested Fruit and Ornamental Trees for the South. We offer the leading varieties of Ap ples, Peaches, Pears, Japan Plums, and small Fruits for both Home and Market Orchards. Pecans, Evergreens and Shrubbery. Every plant guaranteed true to name. No substitution. Write for prices on What you want and secure your trees early. Corres pondence relative to fruit growing cheerfully answered. SOUTHERN STATES NURSERY Tngleside, Oa. A Subject Of The Queen. I am nearly 2,000 miles from your laboratory, but that does not prevent my appreciating Cheney’s Expectorant, which is the best coughnsyrup in Amer ica. Please send me one dozen bottles by express. Henry Lamont. Toronto, Can. No one can see the point of a joke that is on him There is a good joke that is on a man named Hardy, of Emporia. He was boast ing of bis good health one day, Trams from Atlanta, for Toccoa, Greenville, SpartsrN Charlotte, Washington aod *4 pass Gainesville: No. 36, % Mail (daily) 2:28 a. m; H (daily) 10187 a. m; No. ted (daily) 2:25 p. m; H Express, (daily) 2:45 Sunday) r A Out ot a total of more than two thou sand convicts serving sentences in Georgia there is neither a newspaper man or a lawyer. But the statistics do not include all persons that should be serving sentences.—Athens Banner. A State Dinner In Venice. In 1552 the patriarch of Aquileia feted Ranuccio Farnese, the pope’s nephew, in the palace on the Giudec- ea. The rooms were decked with ex traordinary sumptuousness, cloth of gold, paintings and illuminations add ing to the effect produced by the patri arch’s cooks. Among the guests were twelve gentlemen in fancy marine cos tumes of green satin with red lining, wearing caps of the same colors and each accompanied by a lady dressed in white. This repast lasted four hours, varied by music and the professional entertainers of the day. It ended with the cutting up of certain large pies from which live birds flew out into the eoom. The guests strove with each other to catch these birds. 18, Bwxle (except How’s This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Re ward for any case of Catarrh that can-? not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned have known F. •X. Cheney for the past 15 years, and be lieve - him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm, Wes'” & Tbuax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Warding, Kinnan & Marvin, Whole sale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internal ly, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testi monials sent free. Price 75c. per bot tle. Sold by all Druggists. Hall’s Family Pills are the best. TraicB fro Washington, lotte, etc. for Atlanta, etc Gainesville: No. 35, Fast (daily) 4:29 a. m ’ No. L»* (except Sunday) T:20 a- 1 39, Express (daily) 2:45 No. 87, Limited, (daily) 8 m; (daily) 8:28p.m- ABOVt SEA. Agricultural College MainBuiloimg. The daughter of Andrew Carnegie has just presented the eity of Glascow with a $1,500 lion. The father of Miss Carnegie gave Atlanta a library, which has proven to be a white elephant on her hands.—Ex. Wonderful, He—She holds her age well, doesn’t ,ie? Sbe-^Yes. She doesn’t look a day >Wer than she says she is.—Philadel phia Record. Through trains for Wi New York, etc. Connf Lula for Athens, st J Elberton, at Greenville nmbia, etc., at Sparta Asheville, Colombia, C etc., and at Atlanta for i North, West and South. DAHLONEGA, GA. A college education in the reach, of all. \.B., B.S., Normal and Business Man’s courses. Good laboratories; healthful, invigeratir / cli mate; military discipline; good moral and religious influences. Cheapest board in the -state; abnndn nee of country produce; expenses from §75 to $150 a year; board in dormitories »r private families. Special license course for ieachers; full faculty of nine; all under the control of the University. A college prepar atory class. Co-ed.ication of sexes. The insti gation founded specially for students of limited means. Send /-*r catalogue to the President. Jos. S. Stbwart, A.M. o has most remarkable ton*c proper- ® ties for all who live in ma. ;rial dis- a and tricts. A never-failing rem *dy foi Cure ma l ar *al diseases. 'rk'TSS 1 ".’ Noise and Fury. “I’ze observed.” said Uncle Ephe, “dat wif er good many men lung pow- tr an’ brain power am in inverse pro portion.”—-Colorado Springs Gazette. m (m jfg Iplii ggjjjgl