Gainesville news. (Gainesville, Ga.) 1902-1955, October 29, 1902, Image 4
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rHE‘ GAlNESVmnE NEWS, WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 29, 1902,
Mark Twain Wants Money To
Burn.
Washington, Oct. 21.—The fol
lowing letter was received by the
treasury department this morning:
“New York City, Oct 13.—The
Hon. the Secretary of the Treas-
Sir.- Prices for
ON A WHEEL
the rider fre
handy and ej
INDUSTRIAL
“ I had a bad cough for six
-weeks and could find no relief
until I tried Ayer’s Cherry Pecto
ral. Only one-fourth of the bottle
cured me?’ 1
L. Hawn, Newington, Ont.
ury, Washington,
customary kinds of winter fuel
having reached the altitude which
puts them out of reach of literary
persons in straightened circum
stance, I desire to place with you
the following order:
“45 tons best dry government
bonds, suitable for furnace, gold
7.percent, 1684 preferred.
“12 tons early greenback, range
size, suitable for cooking.
“8 barrells seasoned 25 and 50
cent postal currencey vintage of
1866, eligible for kindlings.
“Please deliver with all con
venient dispatch at my house m
Riverdale at latest rates for the
spot cash and send bill to me.
Your obedient servant,
Mark Twain.
“Who will be very grateful and
will vote right.”
A DOMESTIC DIFFICULTY,
Neglected colds always
lead to something serious.
They run into chronic
bronchitis, p n eum o n i a,
asthma, or consumption.
Don’t wait, but take
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral
just as soon as your cough
begins. A few doses will
cure you then.
Three sizes: 25s., 50c., $1. AH druggists.
me Solution Was Original, Thoesh
the Result Was Unhandy.
“Every time I tell this story,” a
bright society matron remarked,
“somebody accuses me of making it
UP, but it is a true story nevertheless.
“Up in the Virginia mountains David
and I took a long walk to explore the
our hotel.
iwi|d country road
Away up on the rough mountain side
was a little cabin, and as I have a
most fervent human interest in the
home life of all peoples remote from
cities I proposed that we visit the cab
in, with the wayfarers’ usual pretext,
to ask for a drink of water. In the
one room of the small house were the
usual furnishings, a few chairs, many
dogs lying about, guns on the wall, a
high bed in each corner and a homely
table spread with homely crockery in
the center of the household picture. A
plain little woman, worn and aged,
hut very neat in calico frock and ging-
. ham apron, met us at the door and
asked us in, while one of the rough
boys lounging on the porch was dis
patched to the spring for fresh water.
“Instead of the usual mountaineer’s
open fireplace, with iron crane and
kettles, was a surprising arrangement
Of a cooking stove mounted on a kitch
en table. My glance reverted to this
curious sight so often that our moun
tain hostess seemed constrained to ex
plain.
“‘You uns ain’t used to seein* cook
Stoves fixed up that way, I reckon,’
she said apologetically. ‘Pap, he got
the cook stove down in town way las’
May, and he didn’ think ’bout the
Stovepipe, and he didn* git ’null to
teach up to that there hole in the
Chimbly, so we uns jes’ h’isted the
cook stove up on that there table till
he gits time to go to town and git
some more stovepipe. ’Tain’t handy to
Climb up on a cheer to cook, and I
wish to the land pap’d hurry hisself
and git to town arter that there stove
pipe. It’d be a heap handier to hev
that there cook stove down on the
grounY
“Of course *we uns* agreed with the
good woman that her complaint was
well based, but we praised her clever
ness and originality in utilizing the
kltehen table. Probably not one wo
man in 10,000,000 would have ever sug
gested that way out of the domestic
difficulty.”—Detroit Free Press.
Consult your doctor. If lie says take it
then do as he says. If he tells you no1
to take it. then don't take it. He knows.
Leave it with him. We are willing.
J. C. AYI5R CO., Lowell, Blass.
The section hands on the Cen
tral at this point decided last
week that they were not getting
enough money for their services;
so they quit. Other hands were
immediately employed in their
place. This was doubtless a
miniature strike.—Times.
need not become a fixture upon your
body. If they do it is your fault, for
MEXICAN
MUSTANG LINIMENT
will thoroughly, quickly and perma
nently cure these afflictions. There
is no guess work about it; if this lin
iment is used a cure will follow.
Natural Anxiety.
Mothers regard approaching winter
with uneasiness, children take cold so
easily. No disease costs more little
lives than croup. It’s attack is so sud
den that the sufferer is often beyond
human aid before the doctor arrives.
Such cases yield readilv to One Minute
Cough Cure. Liquifies the mucus, al
lays inflamation, removes danger. Ab
solutely safe. Acts immediately.
Cures coughs, cold, grip, bronchitis,
all throat and lung trouble. F. S.
McMahon, Hampton, Ga. “A bad
¥ft!I FinPlFT Kiynw bow quickly a burn or scald can be cured
SUU SJUll 3 ftftUVsr , m til you have treated in with Mexican
Mustang Liniment. As a flech Iiealer i% stands at the very top.
The paragraph
man ot the
Washington Post announces that
“if the robbers continue their ac
tivity the Indianapolis people
will be compelled to take their
graves in at night.”
GOLDEN ACE
PURE OLD
LINCOLN CO.
The man who wrote “Goo-goo
Eyes is dying in New York, says
the Chicago Record-Herald. Let
us hope he has made his peace
with Heaven,
An Arkansas paper thinks that when
Gabriel blows his horn some republican
will put his finger to bis lips and say,
“Hush, hush! Don’t disturb the infant
industries.”
Sold by
WE, THE DISTILLERS,
bv guarantee these goods to I.
pure and 7 years old. Non
i H better at an; price. W»
2^1 will ship in plain boiab
W if any address, express;»/
Sgf paid at the follow^6/
^Sjj tiller’s prices: 1
llj 5 Full Bottles,$3*1
rjj IO Full Bottles, 6.551
12 Full 8ott!es, 7.901
§8 15 Full Bottles, 9.70
HI Tour money back ifnoteI
fig represented. A sample tt!
|H pint by express prepaid,
™ for 50c in stamps.
1 SUPPLY CO., Distillers,
. - Memphis, Ten
A Subject Of The Queen.
I am nearly 2,000 miles from your
laboratory, but that does not prevent
An exchange says a sack of flour
dumped into the empty flour barrel of
a cheerless home will bring more solid
comfort to the empty stomach than a
cottage prayer meeting.
WAVES OF WATER
For over 1,200 miles the Nile does
not receive a single tributary stream.
The Jordan is the crookedest river
knowm, winding 213 miles in a distance
Of 60.
The Potomac river is only 500 miles
long and in its lower course is rather
an estuary than a stream.
The highest of all navigable rivers is
the Tsangpo, which flows for nearly
I. 000 miles at an elevation of from
II, 000 to 14,000 feet
The Indus, the second sacred river of
India, is 1,700 miles long. Its waters
have always been considered almost as
holy as those of the Ganges.
Three rivers as big as the Rhine
would just equal in volume the Gan
ges; three Ganges the Mississippi and
two Mississippi the Amazon. •
When free from ice, the Yukon river
Is navigable for large steamers 1,965
miles, a distance more than twice as
great as that from Chicago to New
Orleans.
The Worst Form-
Multitudes are singing the praises
of Kodol, the new discovery which is
making so many sick people well and
weak people strong by digesting what
they eat, by eleansing and sweetening
the stomach and by transforming
their food into the kind of pure, rich,
red blood that makes you feel good all
over. Mrs. Cranfill, of Troy, I. T.,
writes: For a number of years I was
troubled with indigestion and dyspep
sia which grew into the worst form.
Finally I was induced to use Kodol and
after using four bottles I am entirely
cured. I heartily recommend Kodol to
John D. Rockefeller proposes to give
half a million dollars to Columbia Uni
versity as evidence of his thankfulness
to God for the escape of his family
from the fire that destroyed his coun
try home at Pocantico Hills. It is well.
We hope to see the day when these
millionaires will turn their generosity
towards Southern educational insti
tutions that need them.—Augusta Her
ald.
SU3tS WHtHfc Ad tlo£ tAlS.
. Cough Syrup. Tastes Gowi.
in time, told hy drage;?^-
Tested Fruit and Ornamental Trees
for the South.
We offer the leading varieties of Ap-
An exchange says: Santos Du
mont proposes to take a flying
trip to cost $50,000. Quite a high
journey, it will be, too.
Trains from Atlanta, for Lnltj
Toccoa, Greenville, Spartanburg,
Charlotte, Washington and
pass GaiuesvilJe: No. 36,
Mail (daily) 2:28 a. m; No. $
(daily) 10:37 a. m; No,38. Limi
ted (daily) 2:25 p. m; No. A
Express, (daily) 2:45 p. ®; ^°*
IS, Bo-ile (except Sunday) 7:33F
The Rome Tribune calls the At
lanta affair “A clothes-horse
show.
c N How’s This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure,
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned have known F.
J. Cheney for the past 15 years, and be
lieve him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
Wes'" & Tbuax, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, O.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internal
ly, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Testi
monials sent free. Price 7oc. per bot
tle. Sold by all Druggists.
Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
It is reported that the Seaboard
Air Line has secured option on a
large tract of laud in Atlanta On
which to build a dopot in case
construction, of a separate dopo;
be neccessary.—Thompson Times.
During all the perplexities of
the coal strike John Mitchell
never once lost his head. That
was because he has a “long head.
Testing tlie Sermon.
The minister of a parish in a part of
New England where doctrinal points
are considered of great importance
says that his test of a satisfactory ser
mon is the opposite of that which is
commonly applied.
“My clerical friends in the city iell
m© that so long as their congregations
appear wide awake and interested they
feel encouraged,” he said to a visitor,
“hut with me it’s different.
“Of course I wish to interest the con
gregation, but if I look over to Deacon
Drew’s pew and then to Deacon
Snow’s and see them with their’ eyes
closed and heads nodding I feel that
all is well. Just as surely as I discover
them wide awake and alert after I’ve
been preaching for ten minutes I know
that there’s something wrong to their
minds and that I shall hear what it is
as soon as the service is over.”—
Youth’s Companion.
Atlanta is developing a taste for
Mpster y Lately she has had a
mysterious murder and a mysteri
ous disappearance of a man. New
York and Chicago will soon have
to look out for their laurels—Ex.
224oFfo
ABOVE A
SEA. I
Trains from Washington, bn*
lotte, etc. for Atlanta, etc., P as3
Gainesville: No.. 35, Fast
(daily) 4:29 a. m; No. 17,* Bel**
(except Sunday) 7:20 a. m’^°’
39, Express (daily) 2:45 P- *j
No. 37, Limited, (daily) 3:30 P*
m; (daily) 8:28 p.m.
Through trains for Washington*
New York, etc.. Connections a "
Lula for Athens, at Tocco$ f pt
Agricultural
College
Main Building.
TI°M.
| Indiausplis manages to keep
herself in the black headlines of
the newspaper. Following the
wholesale grave robbing- incen
diaries are now playing havoc in
the city. :
DAHLONEGA, GA.
A college education in the reach, of all. A.B.,
B.S., Normal and Business Man’s courses.
Good laboratories; healthful, invigoratin r cli
mate; military discipline; good moral and
religious influences. Cheapest board in the
State; abundance of country produce; expenses
from'$75 to $150 a year; board in dormitories
or private families. Special license course for
teachers; full faculty of nine; all under the
coutrol of ihe University. A college prepar
atory class. Co-ed.ication of sexes. The insti
tution founded specially for students of limited
means. Send f~>r catalogue to the President.
Jos. S. Stewaxt, A.M.
An Insinuation.
Dorisr—Yes, she was furious about
the way in which that paper reported
her marriage.
Helen—Did it allude to her age?
Doris—Indirectly. It stated that
•‘Miss Olde and Mr. Yale were mar
ked. the latter being a well known col
lector of antiques.”—Chicago News. ^
Malaria! Ever have it? Know all about
it? Want to get rid of it? Take Ayer’s
Malaria and Ague Cure. £o c l?&. A ^Sv:.-