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THE" GAINESVILLE NEWS), WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 26, 1902 A $10,000,COO car; silk has just arrived THE WISDOM OF WU. (Augusta Herald.) A Chinaman to be polite, must accept an invitation as he would obey a command. The age of deception on the part of the diplomat is gone. •- : I ■ - -<". • With your - Phillipine Islands and vour Hawaiian Islands you practically own the Pacific ocean. The Pacific cable unites the oldest and the youngest of na tions. 1 *' A ' * f ■- . | The constant growing import ance ot commerce is only one of the characteristics of the present age. If you allow Chinese to come here to see your goods y our trade will be vastly increased. “No, indeed,” said the crafty passenger a^.ent to the bride and groom. “Our company does not prohibit kissing on the platform, and, besides, I would call your at tention to the fact that we hav^ more and longer tunnels than any other railway in the world.’ ’■—Bal timore American. L Atlanta had a represent] the Poll city dynamite exr He is uow swathed m co Ur ter, but he held up the on ence of Atlanta ali right- ta Herald. In New York the victors and the vanquished in the late election are still shouting, on the one side, “Odell !” and on the other, “O h—11! ” The information is from an exchange. Our money winning books,, written by men who know, tell you all about About all that Yaqui Indians seem to be good for is to get up an occasional outbreak.—Atlanta Journal. DON’T LISTEN to the man that says it’s easy enough to take a wheel apart and put it in good working order. Only the expert with proper tool s can do it well. BICYCLE REPAIRING, We repair Bicycles, Guns, Pis tols and Sowing machines. Sat- f action guaranteed. We are on North Bradford St., back of Op ra House. There is talk of an extra session of congress. Our strenuous presi dent must have excitement.—Ex change. Dr.Miles’Heart Cure J Nervine Cured Me, 1 Mrs. H. R. Jobe, formerly of Al^, .writes from Eldredge, tfc SS as follows: * Cure. I only wish that I could ten?' sufferer how much good they have dm ; Last winter I had a severe attacKr* Grippe, which left my heart iuTvife condition. I could not lie down £71 smothering spells that would almost JS come me and the feeling ofac^'l around my heart I had not beenSr could lie on my left side for a long&Tr f ot your Heart Cure and took th35* have no trouble now with my ! can lie on my left side as well as mS] Formerly l had suffered for years witiS ous prostration. I had tried so maimSl edies that I had got clear out of heartcteJ ting anything that would help me. fd nerves of my heart were so affected tk sometimes it would lose beats so itW seem to stop altogether. It was outib. ▼ice of a lady friend that I tried your Rea; ative Nervine. I felt better after tkefc few doses and two bottles of Nervi* aa one of Heart Cure made me feel like a lt person. My heart is ail right and myna- ousnesa is all gone. I never fail to recoa Bobby Walthour’s broken col larbone has taken him from among the race riders to the post of referee. A trunk is generally strapped when ready to start oh a long journey. ' Old Crusteigb—How did you dare, sir, feo kiss my daughter last night on the dark piazza. Youog Gayboy—Gad, now that I’ve seen her by daylight, I won der myself. Emperor William didn’t get much of an ovation in England. He should come to America; En glishmen are used to royaty.—Ma con News. If it be true that Sir Thomas Lipton’s yacht racing for the America cup has proven a paying advertisement and enhanced his sa les of tea enough to warrant the expidenture, then his renewed attempt should not to be wonder ed at. - Emma Goldman, the anarchist, was barred from Rhode Island’s capital city the other day. Now, this looks like the work of Provi dence. Baseball has struck Cuba, and the Cuban youths have all gone crazy on the subject. They are being gradually civilized. In a few years they will learn football and eventually they will play ping-pong. ^ The Marylander who tossed a lighted cigarette into a keg of powder had the makings - of a great chauffeur, says the New York World. The King of Belgium is a mar of massive stature. But they dont shoot straight a bit in Bel giurn. Secretary Moody went duel hunting in Charleston. , This wa« trespassing on the Cleveland pre serves. Mrs. J. E. Jackson Old Friends arecthe Best. Sometime ago I took what is known as a summer cold. I tried several rem edies, but without much relief. Finally I resorted to my old standby, Cheney’s Expectorant, aud was cured by a few doses. I have great confidence in this remedy. JOE HOWARD. Macon, Miss. TWENTY-FIRST SEASON | Do You Trade ?;.:»■ r©:: i$V fAttheRed Grocery? | If Not, Why Not? Here yoi> will find all that’s freshest and best in the ■££ fancy grocery line. We keep replenishing our stock and §£ therefore, can fill your orders any time. j Hare yon tried our Coles and Teas? |f We handle the celebrated Chase & Sanborn’s ^ eas H and Coffees—the best in the world. ( What abont Canned Goods ? Unless you buy the Royal Scarlet, you do not get the ■M best. We are sole agents in Gainesville for these goods, I);* and you can only get them from ns. } Heinz’s Celebrated Pickles. | Try them. In fact, we have ALL THAT’S GOOD | to eat, and we sell it AT THE RIGHT PRICES. || ” Can’t we do some business with you? Telephone g your orders, and same will have prompt attention. All the newspapers in the coun try have been publishing accounts of the crumbling away of the Sphinx; and yet, not one of them has remarked.* “Sic transit gloria mundi!”—Ex. “Heaping coals of fire” is an that is not so cheap nowadays. Don’t buy anything in Cures Eczema, Itching Humors. Especially for old, chronic cases take Botanic Blood Balm. It gives a healthy blood supply to the affected 'parts, ueals all sores, eruptions, scabs., scales; stops the awful itching and burning of eczema, swellings, suppurating, watery sores, etc. Druggists, $1. Sample free and prepaid by writing Blood palm Co., Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble and free medical advice sent in sealed let ter. For sale by M. C. Brown. STOVES, CROCKERY, GLASS- WARE, p’lain or decorated lamps. Iintil you? have seen our stock, Also our Heating stoves, Grates, Fire sets Fire dogs, Shovels and Tongs, Coal Hods Ta ble cutlery, Etc. The divorce lawyer continually breaks up housekeeping. There is much similarity be tween the poet and the hen. They both sing their lays and they both scratch for a living. Tiger Disc Plows, Chattanooga Hillside Disc Plows, Guns, Pistols and Ammunition, Sausage Mills, Coffee Mills, Saddles, Bridles, Etc. Corner N. Bradford and E. Washington Streets, ’Phone 131.