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l’HE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 3, 1902. Wisdom s Whispers. BOYS, PLEASE DON’T— Think it beneath your dignity to go to mother for advice. Forget that the girls take notice of the kind of neckwear worn. Tempt a girl into a sharp retort by poking fun at her. Try the familiar mode of con versation with women because they pat you on the back occas ionally. Take hold of a girl’s arm as though you thought it of cast iron make. Say sly things about a girl just to create a laugh among you chums. Let all the clerks in the office into the little love affairs in which you are concerned. Bead a lecture to a girl because she feels disposed to be gracious to another chap, Spread your arms over a dining room table to the annoyance of your neighbors. Imagine the girls accept all the stories you tell of your “rough house’ 5 doings. Nearly two-thirds 0 f, miles of the Simpl 0 „ t now completed. Tabloids containing liquors are now being 0 sale by an enterprise druggist. As soon as the rat finds he is trapped he loses all interest in the little piece of cheese that caused h is downfal 1'Cb icago News. A lean and potash-hungry soil, wasted seed, wasted labor and idle gins—A MORTGAGE. Or, plenty of Cora*—I suppose you wont marry until you find the one girl in a million? Merritt—No, with a million.— New York Times. the fertilizer, many bales and a JV gin—A BANK ACCOUNT. he sighed “Jack, dear, wnen you are gone I shall pine away.” “Don’t,” he answered, adding with an uneasy laugh, “don’t pine away; spruce up.”—Princeton Ti ger. Write us for our books. They are money win ners. We 6 end them fret to farmers. Almost Unnerved.y -HeartPains .1 Short of Bre a J Faint and Languid,! Dr.Miles’Heart Cured Nervine Cured Me?] v 55 s keenfive y £ars since I Was J h*art trouble byyour Heart CurS? 1 ! me, and I am just as sound as KJH that organ today. For several JlSj been suffermg with my heart Si? had become short and difficult short, sharp pains about the heart, son«59 accompanied with fluttering me feel faint and languid f h S“S| ment or mental worry would alma* mC * 1 ^ *** troabIe was 5 worse all the time, and after tryi S remedies prescribed by physraaSSSl obtaining relief, I was induced to sSfl remedies a trial I was relieved £5I day, and after taking three or fourboS I symptoms were removed and havTwJl showed signs of returning."—Rot CtTH Kiracope, Chincoteague, Va. There are many symptoms of heart&ed which so closely resemble those of mwtm mon nervous disorders as to frequently I lead the attending physician. Often in cm of heart trouble the stomach, kidneys, liTcc lungs become affected. Again the symptoJ TWO XT Via fhnCA nf .. . I Wonder what will happen if Uncle Joe Cannon gets loadec while speaker. „ DON’T LISTENj to the man that says it’s easy enough to take a wheel apart and pnt it in good working order.. Only the expert with proper tool* can do it well. BICYCLE REPAIRING, We repair Bicycles, Guns, Pis tols and Sewing machines. Sat- faction guaranteed. We are on North Bradford St., back oi Opera House. A Happy Combination. During the World’s Fair I bought “Why did he marry the widow after courting her daughter?’* “He concluded that he would rather have the girl as a step daughter than the widow as a mother-in-law.”—New York Sun. bottle of Cheney’s Expectorant at the suggestion of a druggist, for a severe cold contracted while on alake steamer. Nothing has ever acted more pleas antly or effectually and I am never without a bottle. P. L. MORGAN. Chicago, III. • Pointed Paragraphs. Justice only take3 a man’s part, but injustice takes it all. A new baby in a home soon makes the rest of the furniture look shabby. Lightning doesn’t belong to a the mo9t persist- Mae—How did Bessie raise the money to go abroad and study music? Ethel—The neighbors took up a subscription, I believe.— Puck. Items of Interest- Detatohed bits ot human skin live from two to ten days. The Czar of Russia has estab lished a ten hour working day. A Berliner takes, on . the aver age, 129 street car rides in each year. . There is now one lunatic in Ire land for every 178 of the popula tion. umoD, yet ent striker, There may be some things a wo man doesn’t know, but no can tell her what they are. If men were half as gooc their obituaries the recording gel would have to look for another job. ‘Many artists ^who claim to be man wedded to their art seem to have been handicapped by divorce pro ceedings from the start. According to the market re ports, Kentucky whiskey has gone up. Heretofore it has made a specialty of going the other way. Mrs. J. E. Jackson □[□TWENTY-FIRST SEASON Don’t forget to use little Prickly Ash Bitters whenever the stomach or bowels are disordered. It quickly cor rects such troubles and makes you feel bright and cheerful. Dr. E. B. Dixon & Co. Some Don’ts. Don’t overdress or underdress. Don’t contradict people, even if you’re siire you are right. Don’t be inquisitive aboat the affairs of even your most intimate friend. Don’t underrate anything be cause you don’t possess it. Don’t believe that everybody else in the world is happier than you. Don’t conclude that you have never had any 'opportunities in life. Don’t go untidy on the plea that everybody knows you. Don’t repeat gossip, even if it does interest a crowd. If Not, Why Not? Here you will find all that’s freshest and best in the fancy grocery line. We keep replenishing our stock and therefore, can fill your orders any time. Have yon tried our Coffees and Teas ? We handle the celebrated Chase & Sanborn’s ? eas and Coffees—the best in the world. What about Canned Goods? Unless yoii buy the Royal Scarlet, you do not get the best. We are sole agents in Gainesville for these goofa and you can only get them from us. Heinz’s Celebrated Pickles. •-. ... • " • / • - ♦ Try them. In fact, we have AUL THAT’S GOOD to eat, and we sell it AT THE RIGHT PRICES. * Can’t we do some business with you ? Telephone 115 yoiir orders, and same will have prompt attention. STOVES, CROCKERY, GLASS' W A R Explain or decorated lamps, until you have seen our stock, Also our Heating stoves, Grates, Fire sets Fire dogs, Shovels and Tongs, Coal Hods Ta ble cutlery. Etc. The coal barons evidently think they can keep the American peo ple warm by hot discussions of the strike before the arbitration com- mispiou. Tiger Disc Plows, Chattanooga Hillside Disc Plows, |Guns, Pistols and Ammunition, Sausage Mills, Coffee Hills, .. i Saddles, Bridles, Etc. Palmour Hardware Company Corner N. Bradford ’Phone 131. IMPLEMENTS •; * t . »• , > * ryi Jjprir 1 *1 mfm