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rjjjii UAINEriVlljLJfi NEWS, WEDNEdDAY DECEMBER 10, 1902.
“ 'TIvu vy to my room/ he shouted,
‘and on the table you’ll find a very val
uable package. It’s my eye*3. Send
them to the station/
“Sure enough, we found two glass
eyes on the dressing table In a plush
case. One was for daily use and the
other for an emergency. Guests often
forget their false teeth, but that was
the only case I ever knew of a man
leaving his eyes.”
Rings and pins are often found on
the washstand. Valuable pins are
found everywhere, the window cur
tains being a favorite depository.
Watches and revolvers bob out from
under pillows. Of course when the;
owner’s address is known and any
thing valuable is left he is notified
and the article sent to him. If not
called for in a few months, the forgot
ten article usually becomes the per
quisite of employees. —k New York
Times.
ARE YOU WISE
INDUSTRIAL
Pointed Paragraphs.
It doesn’t take much of a marks
-man. to draw a bead on beer.
A conceited man admires his
own mistakes bocause he makes
them.
The price paid to quiet con-
ttjience keeps mighty few people
poof.
In order to reach success you
must pass through a door labeled
"Push”
. When money is tight it makes
itself scarce, but it is different
with men.
When a man compliments a
woman she isn’t satisfied unless
she can induce him to repeat it at
least seven times.
Some marriages are failures be
cause the woman in me case 1 •*»
suspicious and some are failures
because she isn’t.
Of Nervous Prosira'
tion and Debility.
Nervous prostratiom te tk« most serious of
nervous disorders. It arises from some extra
strain, which robs the nerves of strength,
vitality and life. The patient speedily loses
self control, is subject to frightful headaches,
faint spells, melancholia and morbid tenden
cies. Too weak to drag the thin, wasted
body around; unable to get sleep or rest, life
seems scarcely worth tne living; the mind
frequently broods until it becomes unbal
anced and insanity often results. Read what
Dr. Miles’ Nervine did for Mrs. Grabill:
“I was terribly afflicted with nerroxs
trouble for nearly four years. I was so bad
at times that 1 could not help myself, nor
carry a chair across the room without giving
out One physician attended me for a year
and a half without giving me any help what
ever and I also doctored with two others
without any good results. Mv father and
others wished me to try Dr. Miles’ Nervine
which, after lots of .coaxing I did. I took six
bottles of the Nervine and some of the Nerve
and Liver Pills. I waa completely cured of
my trouble and I heartily recommend it to
any woman who is suffering from a nervous
disorder. I have used Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain
Pills for headache and neuralgia with best
results. I believe firmly in the efficacy of the
Nerve and Liver Pilla and am fully convin
ced that Dr. Milc^ Remedies saved my
life.”—Mrs. Hattix Orabill, Roanoke, Va.
All druggists sell a»d guarantee first bot
tle Dr. Miles’ Remedia#. Send for free book
on Nervous and Heart Diseases. Address
PRIMITIVE PUMPS,
The Mechanism Used In Ancient
Egypt and In China.
A representative piece of mechanism
occurs frequently on the sculptures of
early Egypt. It has the appearance of
and is generally believed to be that of
a portable pump. The hydraulic screw
is also attributed to this people, but
their main reliance seems always to
have been the. shadoof, seen every
where along the banks of the Nile, an
invention so simple and so well adapt
ed to their needs that it remains today
substantially the «ame at it has been
through all the centuries since history
began.
The same may be said regarding the
I chain pump in China, an invention the
origin of which antedates the Christian
era. This simple machine, which seems
never to have been improved upon, is
in such common use that every agricul
tural laborer is in possession of one.
Where irrigation is conducted on a lar
ger scale the chain pump is made pro
portionately larger and moved by a
very simple tread wheel, and still lar
ger ones are operated by yoking a buf
falo or other animal to a suitable driv
ing machine.
The application of steam to raising
water Is of uncertain origin. Long be
fore the Christian era certain applica
tions of fire to vessels' containing wa-
terr by which effects were -produced
calculated to astonish ignorant wor :
shipers. were practiced by the priests
of Egypt, Greece and Rome, but their
knowledge seems never to have been
turned Into any channel of secular use
fulness.
and a sure way to treat a case of Sore
Throat in order to kill disease germs
and insure healthy throat action is to
take half a glassfull of water put into
it a teaspoonful of
Mexican Mustang
and with this gargle the throat at frequent intervals.
Then bathe the outside of the throat thoroughly with the lini-!
merit and after doing this pour some on a soft cloth and wrapj
around the neck. It is a POSITIVE CURE.
25c., 50c. and $1.00 a bottle.
Dr. Miles Medical
High low Jack—an auction of
mules.
IT MAY BE YOU
“ For 25 years I have never
missed taking Ayer’s Sarsaparilla
every spring. It cleanses my
blood, makes me feel strong, and
does me good in every way.”—
John P. Hodnette, Brooklyn, N.Y.
It is a puzzle as to how the con
vict Deleware prison who
are permitted to play football,
can raise the necessary crop of
hair
MONEY TO LOAN.
We procure real estate loans for five
years’ time, payable in installments at
7 per cent interest. Call and see us.
DiJIXAP & PlCKRELL
Gainesville. Ga.
Hon. W, J. Bryan suggests that
the president appoint a negro to
be postmaster m some northern
republican county and watch the
result.
Pure and rich blood
carries new life to every
part of the body. You
are invigorated, refreshed.
You feel anxious to be
active. You become strong,
steady,courageous. That’s
what Ayer’s Sarsaparilla
will do for you.
$1.00 a bottle. All drag fists.
A gentleman of Bloomington,
Ill., has invented a wireless piano.
He first constructed a five-octave
comb-reed of steel, placed it upon
a bridge and soundboard and by
degrees discovered a way to make
a very fine harp note. He has
been working for eighteen years
on his invention.
Repulsed by Bees.
A striking Incident of the relief of
Cawnpore was the rout of the Ninth
lancers by a swarm of bees. A village
in the line of march was found to be
defended by a hastily improvised
stockade, on the top of which a num
ber of hives were stuck. Into one of
these a young officer jabbed his sword,
with a result that in far less time than
it takes to tell it the whole advance
guard was racing for dear life to the
rear, and Sir Hope Grant hastily
formed line of battle, believing It re
pulsed by the mutineers in force.
Trains from Atlanta, for Lula,
.Toccoa, Greenville, Spartanhrg,
Charlotte. Washington aDd East,
pass Gainesville: No. Fast
Mail (daily) 2:28 a. m: No. 12
(daily) 10:87 a. m ; No. 88.Limi
ted (daily) 2:25 d. dj; No. 40,
Express, (daily) 2:45 p.ro; No.
ao, .boJe (except Sunday) 7:$P
Ask your doctor wbat he thinks of Ayer's
Sarsaparilla. He knows all about this grand
old family medicine. Follow his advice and
we will be satisfied.
J. C. aver Co., Lowell, Mass.
Revolution Imminent.
A sure sign of approaching revolt
and serious trouble in your system is
nervousness, sleeplessness, or stomach
upsets. Electric Bitters will quickly
dismember the troublesome causes. It
never fails to tone the stomach, regu
late the Kidneys and Bowels, stimulate
the Liver, and clarify the blood. Ruu
down systems benefit particularly aud
all the usual attending aches vanish
under its searching and thorough effec
tiveness. Electric Bitters is only 50c,
and that is returned if it don’t give
perfect satisfaction. Guaranteed by
Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show
was stopped yesterday when they
attempted to land in England.
The English seem bent on draw
ing the line on the American in
vasion of the foot and month dis
ease, at last.
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ABOVE J
! SEA. 1
Agricultural
College
Main Building.
if lo
Traice from Washington, Wf*
lotte, etc. for Atlanta, etc., P as8
Gainesville: No. 35, Fast HA
(daily) 4:29 a. m; No. 17,
(except Sunday) 7:20 a. &
39, Express (daily) 2:45 !*• •
No. 37, Limited, (daily) 3:30 F
m; (daily) 8:28 p.m.
Through trams for Washmgtt^
New York, etc. Connections *
Lula for Athens, at Toccoa * cr
Elberton, at Greenville for Col
umbia, etc., at Spartanburg
Asheville, Columbia, Charleston j
etc., and at Atlanta for all P°i c i
Rice Stuffing.
Rice stuffing for roast chicken or tur
key is considered preferable to the usu
al breadcrumbs. To prepare it brown
one chopped onion in a tablespoonful
of butter and mix with it four cupfuls
■>t cold boiled rice and one cupful of
oreadcrumbs that have been moistened
in one cupful of milk. Season with
sage, parsley or other sweet herbs, as
desired. Add half a pound of sausage
meat or finely chopped salt pork and
salt and pepper to taste.
Cures Blood Poison, Cancer, Ulcers.
If you have any offensive pimples or
eruptions, ulcers on any part of the
body, aching bones or joints, falling
hair, mucuous patches, swollen glands,
skin itches and burns, sore lips or
gams, eating, festering sores, sharp,
gnawing pains,. then yon suffer from
serious blood-poison or the beginnings
of deadly cancer. Yon may be perma
nently cured by taking Botanic Blood
Balm (B. B. B.) made especially to
cure the worst blood and skin diseases.
Heals every sore or nicer, even deadly
cancer, stops all aches and pains and
reduces all swellings. Botanic Blood
Balm cures all malignant blood troubles,
sneh as eczema, scabs and scales, pim
ples, running sores, carbuncles, scrof
ula. Druggists, $1. To prove it cures,
sample of Blood Balm sent free and
prepaid by writing Blood Balm Co., At
lanta, Ga. Describe trouble .and free
medical advice sent in sealed letter.
For sale by M. C. Brown.
(fcaeer Thing* That Ahsentmiaded
Guests Forget to Take Away.
Every hotel In New York has a store
room for articles left behind by guests.
It is one of the important departments
of the establishment and often earns
the gratitude of travelers whoso un
fortunate habit of forgetting leads
them to look for things that are miss
ing. In hotels a book is kept in which
are jotted down descriptions of arti
cles forgotten. When a hotel does a
large transient business, It is frequent
ly with difficulty that lost articles are
arranged for Identification.
The integrity of servants must be
relied upon to a large extent. The
chambermaid takes immediate posses
sion of a room upon the guest’s de
parture. She picks up anything that
appears to have been left unintention
ally. A note descr ibing the article and
giving the name of the guest, the room
number and the time of departure is
taken to. the clerk. The property is
turned over to the housekeeper and by
her to the “lost” department.
Said the clerk of one fashionable ho
tel: “I remember a singular case,of a
man who didn’t respond at once to*
the hall boy’s call for an early train.
The result was that when he did get
up he had to run. From the station
we got a call on the telephone: ‘/ i *;
DAHLONEGA, GA.
A college education in the reach of all. A.B..
B.S., Normal and Business Man’s cotrses.
Good laboratories; healthfn^, invigoratic / cli
mate; _ military discipline; good moral and
religions influences. Cheapest board in. tbr-
State; abundance of country produce;expenses
from$75 to $150 a year; board in dormitories
or private families. Special license coarse for
teachers; full faculty of nine; all under tbr
control of the University. A college prepar
atory class. Co-education of sexes. The insti
tution founded specially for students of limited
means. Send f^r catalogue to tiie President.
*os. S. Stbwjlrt. A.M.
Probably True.
Wabash—I wonder what makes old
Gotrox dress so shabbily?
Monroe—His pride, my. boy.
Wabash—Why, bow's that?
Monroe—He's afraid his customers
will mistake him for one of his clerks.—
Chicago News.
Mr. and Mrs. Jack Smith and four
Children of Gainesville, spent Friday
and Saturday of last week m the city
with Maj. and Mrs. R. N. McClure.—
Dawsonville Advertiser.
"GOLDEN ACS
LINCOLN COUNTY
WHISKEY
The city of Columbus has voted bonds
in the amount of $250,000 for building a
first-class waterworks system for that
city. This is a public improvement
that Columbus has needed for many
Athens Banner.'
years.
oM e, Nrm?hP iS r t i! ,erS ’ £ uara °^ e thea e goods to be pure and 7 J**
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5 Full Bottles, $3.45, 10 Full Bottles $6,55, 12 Full Betties $7*8®'
15 Full Bottles $9,70. 25 Full Bottles $15,90.
,lass and corkscrew in every box. Your money back if not as represented'
AMERICAN SUPPLY CO., 662 Main St
Muscles aching, bones breaking, strength
failing. That’s Malaria l The remedy?
Ayer’s Malaria and Ague Cure.
Memphis, Term
prepaid