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THE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 24. Pointed Paragraphs. j * « ~ > r ' | Chicago N^ws. . j The matrimonial broker is re sponsible for many broken hearts. Adam bad a wife made to order, • but she turned cut to be a misfit. : " ' ’ . i Some people are unable to raise their hopes, while the hopes of others run to seed. Sometimes the absent cashier’s account books look suspiciously likn a figured screen. The man who is slow but sure always manages to get there—but he usually arrives too late. Photographers are yery chari table they are always anxious to take the best view of mankind. When a married man wants anything for his own use he never tells his wife he cant afford it. Last year 15,000 London school children obtained certificates for competency in swimming. The boa and python "have the largest numberfof ribs of any ani mals, the total number being 320 pairs. Uncle Sam says it’s department of our distillery. During the entire process of^JniaS 3 ^ol -J is stored in Parrels in our warehouses, during the seven yearsTit remk' r ^ witfS!* Tn Swedish towns the average marrying age of males is 30-|-years and of females 27-J. Our money winning books, written by men who know, tell vou all about Reports are to the effects that the weather has been somewhat qevere in QupBop during the past ^ew weeks. The mercury has been below zero on several occasions lately. StilJ the Chateau Fronte- nac is steam heated and has plen ty of coal, hence under certain cir cumstances it is a more desirable place of winter residence than even the sunny south . They are needed by every man who owns a field and a plow, and who desires to get the most out of them. They are free. Send postal card, GERMAN EAXI WORKS 98 Nassau Street, Sew York PURE SEVEN-YEAR-OLD RYE FULL $3:20 EXPKES QUARTS <3 PBEPAI The proposal to abol ish French titles of nobility is a blow at American interests which will prr h * y rally all our captains ot industry to opposition. Bui France could never afford to pass it. It would cut off a valuable source of revenue.—Indianapolis Sentinel.? " It is said that there are more Irishmen in London than there are in Dublin, more Scotchmen than in Edinburgn, that half of Soho is French, and the whole of Saffron Hill Italian. The Savannah News says: “In New Jersey a man has been tried and found guilty of attempting to commit suicide and sentenced to prison. He said he had no home, no money and no friends, and t t one thing that induced him to attempt to kill himself was the certainty that he would be arrest ed and sent to jail for vagrancy, [n short, it was against the law for the poor fellow to live and We will send you FOUR FULL. QUART BOTTLES of HAYNER’S SEVEN. TEAR-OLD RYE for $3.20, and we will pay the express charges. Try it and if you don’t find it all right and as good as you ever used or can buy from anybody else at any price, send it hack at our expense, and your $3.20 will be returned to you by next mail. Just think that offer over. How could it be fairer? If you are not perfectly satisfied, you are not out a cent. Better let us send you a trial order. If you don’t want four quarts yourself, get a friend to join you. We ship in a plain sealed case, no marks to show what’s inside. Orders for Ariz., CaL. Col., Idaho, Mont., Nev„ N. Mex., Ora, Utan, Wash, or Wyo. must he on the basis of 4 Quarts for $4.00 by Express Prepaid or 550 Quarts tor 816.00 by Freight Prepaid. Write our nearest office and do it NOW. THE HAYNER DISTILLING COMPANY ATLANTA, GA. DAYTON, OHIO ST. LOUIS. MO, ST. PAUL, MINN. 158 DisttijiURy, Troy, O. Established 1866 The Glowworm lays eggs which are themselves luminous. How ever, the young hatched from b *ra are not possessed of those peculiar properties until after the first transformation. jsr? A HappySCombination. During the World’s Fair I bought a bottle of Cheney’s Expectorant at the suggestion of a druggist, for a severe cold contracted while on a lake steamer. Nothing has ever acted more pleas antly or effectually and I am never without a bottle. P. D. MORGAN. Chicago, Til. Dear Uncle Edward: Congra tulation. The South American gunboat picking is all in the fam ily and Uncle Sambas almost lent his basket. Your affectionate ne phew, Wilheim.-New York World Two littlejgirls in Atlanta were struck by a Central of Georgia railway engine and seriously if not fatally injured. They were em ployed at the T. S. Lewis cracker factory, and were on their way to work when the gr^at accident be- ell them at Humphries street crossing.—Ex. Col A > i red Mordecai, who^is at present the guest of Major Lyle, of the United States Arsenal on the Hill, has the distinction of be ing the oldest colonel in the Unit ed States Army—not the oldest in point » ge, p-rir , but the ranking colonel in the army.— Augusta Chronicle. Now that “Mr. Dooley” has married, we very‘much fear that his philosophy will have a sort of “censored-by-his-wife” flavor in the future. We know how this sort of thing is oureelves.—Atlan ta Journal. | If Not, Why Not? sit Here you will find all that’s freshest and best in the [••zzz * * ^ fancy grocery line. We keep replenishing our stock and :§*. therefore, can fill vonr orders any time. | Have yon tried our Coffees and Teas? || We handle the celebrated Chase & Sanborn’s Teas i?*; and Coffees—the best in the world. 1 What ahont Canned Goods ? |jg Unless you buy the Royal Scarlet, yon do not get the || best. We are sole agents in Gainesville for these goods, j || and you can only get them from us. • | Heinz’s Celebrated Pickles. j || Try them. In fact, we have ALL THAT’S GOOD , § to eat, and we sell it AT THE RIGHT PRICES, H Can’t we do some business with yon ? Telephone & \ g your orders, and same will have prompt attention. Another death of the Mad Mul lah was reported yesterday. But there is too much excitement m other directions to give this much attention on the j score card.- Washington Post. We quite agree with Secretary Shaw that we need a more elastic currency. Especially does it seem as the holidays approach, that a dollar doesn’t go far enough.— Atlanta Journal. Mrs. J. E. Jackson A rural exchange declares the voting machines are too danger ous and unreliable for use. That is just what was said of the first steam railroad, and might still be said of rapid transit by some ig norant person who has never seen it.—Buffalo Courier. fWENTY-FlRST SEASON The Anchor. “Sailors are awful forgetful, ain’t they?” asked little Elsie. “Why, what makes you think that?” inquired her papa. “Because every time they leave a place they have to weigh their anchor. If they weren’t forget- Corner N. Bradford and ’Phone 131. Don > t buy {anything in Kind Friend—What does? College Idiot—Oh, the baker’s wagon, I suppose. STOVES, CROCKERY, GLASS- WARE, plain or decorated lamps, until you have seen our stock, Also our Heating stoves, Grates, Fire sets Fire dogs, Shovels and Tongs, Coal Hods Ta ble cutlery, Etc. Schoolmaster—Now, let us have “Little Drops of Water” again, and do, please, put a little spirit into it.—Glasgow Evening Times. j We make loans on improved farms, in Hall, and the surrounding counties, on ten years time, with the privilege of making payments on the principal sum at any time. For further information apply to ' '3 • . ' ' R. P. La-Ttner, Room 4. State Bank Building, Gaines ville, Ga.. .