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THE GAINESVILLE tffiWS, WEDNESDAY APRIL- 1, 1903.
tbe Gainesville Hew$.
INDUSTRIAL
Official Organ Oity of Gainesville
Gainesville, Ga. f April 1, 1903.
Pointed Paragraphs.
The bunion’s progress is pain-
folly interesting to the pilgrim.
For each man who pities you
because of your misfortune
thousand will hate you because of
your success.
To make genuine Wall Street
consomme take a little stock, add
seven times as much water, then
catch your lamb.
Hope vanishes with youth. As
a man grows older he quits hop
ing and begins to gather unto
himself everything in sight that
isn’t nailed down.
A Golden Rule
of Agriculture:
Be good to your land and your crop
will be good. Plenty of
Potash
in the fertilizer spells quality { A
and quantity in the har- **
vest. Write us and
we will send you,
free, by next mail,
our money winning
books.
GERMAN KALI WORKS,
93 Nassau Street,
New York.
Hon. Thomas M. Bell.
Hon Thos. M. Bell, the efficient
Clerk of Hall county superior
court, was here last week with
congressional bee buzzing about
his ear. Mr. Bell is a “mighty”
good man and m«kes a splendid
Superior court clerk, and would
no doubt ably represent the ninth
congressional district in the Low-
House. Mr. Bell met many friends
here, who assured him of their
support in the event he makes the
race.— Banks County Journal.
Tired Gut
State ot Ohio, City of Toledo, \
Lucas County. j ss *
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that
he is senior member of the firm of F. J.
Cheney & Co., doing business in the
City of Toledo, County and State afore
said, and that said firm will pay the sum
of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of C'ATARER that
cannot be cured by the use of Hall’s
£atarbh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sword t<? before me and subscribed
in my presence, 6th da^ of Decem
ber, A, D, 1886.
^ A W. GLEASON,
I seal l Notary Public.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
Why He Wa§ Patient,
A Qefffiari on a jour
ney, stopjteti hi & hotel much fre
quented fey wags and jokers, says
fcn exchange. The guests used all
fcbeir artillery of wit upon him,
but he ate his dinner quietly,
without seeming to observe their
jibes and sneers.
One of them at last,in despair at
his forbearance, Baid to him:
**Well, I wonder at your patience!
Have you not heard all that has
been said to you?”
•‘Oh, yes; but I am used to it.
Do you know who I am?”
M No, sir.”
“Well, I will inform you. I
am chaplain of a lunatic asy
lum.”
BULLETIN BUBBLES.
In the fold—creases.
Used in many lands—the gang
plank.
No, we can’t call the undertak
er and “end man.”
Cleopatra’s needle is pot exactly
a one-eyed jnonster.
Musicians and egg sellers are
preparing their Easter lays.
Too much credit at the store is
often to one’s discredit.
A. pile of unsmoked cigars is not
exactly a smokestack.
Is it a “bird of stroke” when
the oarsman feathers bis oars?
When an unpleasant past is
raked up memory shows £ wonder
ful activity,
You may match pennies, but
some of Philadelphia’s “coppers”
are matchless.
The apple of you? eye doesn’ 4 *
care to be called a "greening”
Of course a woman wears her hat,
But you’ll admit for all of that,
That, seeing paid for it must be,
It’s really on her husband—see?
—Philadelphia Bulletin.
“ I was very poorly and could
hardly get about the house. I was
tired out all the time. Then I tried
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, and it only
took two bottles to make me feel
perfectly well.”— Mrs. N. S. Swin-
ney, Princeton, Mo.
'ired when you go to
tired when you get
up, tired all the time.
Why? Your blood is im
pure, that’s the reason.
You are living on the
border line of nerve ex
haustion/ Take Ayer’s
Sarsaparilla and b®
quickly cured.
31.90$ bottle.
All druggists.
wfl will be satisfied. " "”'” v
J. C. aybr Co., Lowell, Masr
The Athens Banner thinks that
the Gwinnett fight w d s a case of
“off again, on a rone
again
Flanigan.”-_S* V M»oah Press.
Like the Good Samaritan-
one night a week ago my son awoke
with a paroxism of couching’. After
fruitless efforts to relieve him I applied
to a neighbor who offered me a bottle
of Cheney’s Expectorant. One dose re*
duced the coughing and another, given
an hour later, produced restful
sleep.
MRS. LIZZIE LAMONT.
Raymond, Tenn.
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An Artist.
‘•He draws for a living.”
“Indeed?”
“Yes, draws on the old man.”
-—Augusta Herald.
The plan to establish a binding
%«ine plant m the Missouri peni
tentiary will probably be opposed
by the enemies of capital punish
ment, who fear if the convicts are
given sufficient rope they may
bang themselves.—Kansas City
iter.
What is the greatest recorded
height of the human frame? Pro
fessor D. J. Cunningham, F.R.S.,
in a discourse on giants at the
Royal Dublin Society the other
day, said that, though a distin
guished French academician reck
oned that Adam was 123 feet in
height and Eve 118 feet, and
though in medieval times there
was a general opinion that a giant
was a person about nine feet high,
he did not consider there was any
conclusive evidence to show that
the human stature had ever ex
ceeded eight feet.—Philadelphia
Record.
c&vfedTwo From Death.
“*Our little daughter had an almost
fetal attack of whooping cough and
bronchitis,” writes Mrs. W. K. Havi-
land, of Armonk, N. Y., “but, when
all other remedies failed, we saved her
life with Dr. King’s New Discovery.
Our niece, who had Consumption in an
advanced stage, also used this wonder*
ful medicine and to-day she is perfectly
well.’' Desperate throat and lung dis
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ery as to no other medicine on earth.
Infallible for Coughs and Colds. 50c
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A meeting of the trustees of the
Red Cross Society is to be held in
Washington next week. It is re
ported that at the meeting Miss
Clara Barton will be retired from
the head of the organization and
made honorary president for life.
For several months there has been
friction in the Red Cross, with the
opponents of Miss Barton appar
ently in the majority.
There are some curious thingB in
English spelling and pronuncia
tion, and the knowledge of them
does not come by instinct:
If an S and an I and an O and U,
With an X at the end spells Su,
And an E and a Y and an E spell an I,
Pray what is a speller to do?
Then if also an S and an I and a G
And H E D spell cide,
There’s nothing much left for a speller
to do
But go and commit Siouxeyesighed.
—Athens Banner.
Muscles aching, bones breaking, strength
failing. That’s Malaria! The remedy?
Ayer’s Malaria and Ague Cure. ^Prfoe?6<feta^*
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A combination of Crystals, con
taining the medicinal properties of
the waters of four Noted Mineral
Springs.
Guaranteed to cure Indigestion,
Dyspepsia, Stomach, Liver, Kidney
and Bladder troubles, and to build
up the nerve centres.
“Take KALOLA six days, and
eat anything you want.”
A teaspoonful dissolved in a
glass of water makes a delightful
and inexpensive morning aperient
• For sale at Drug Stores.
KALOLA COMPANY, SAVANNAH, GA.
Major Blublud—“Well, suh, I
s’pose wme flowed like watah at
the kun’J’s weddin’, anh?” Major
Pepper—“Like watah, suh? By
gad, suh, it flowed like oil in a
Texas oil company’s advertise
ment, suh.”—Judge.
(Continued from first page.)
gn’t wet, and grumbles when it’s
wet because it isn’t dry. And,
there’s lots of others whose nick
names will stick to ’em like those
I have just mentioned, because,
somehow, the nicknames just seem
to fit.”
** *
“I’ll tell you what I wish you
would do,” said Mr. H. A. Terrell
a few days ago, “Just get right in
behind the city council on this
‘vagrant ordinance.’ Do you
know, it’s getting so a man can’t
say a word to his cook, after she
has neglected her work, without
her turning up her nose and walk
ing out. And, when it comes to
hiring a negro on the street, why
it’s next to impossible. If you
get one you have to fling him a
few lumps of sugar and an extra
dime or two, and then you can’t
depend on him doing his work
unless you look right after him.
If the council would enforce the
ordinance against vagrancy it
would drive the worthless negroes
off the streets, and put them to
work, and stop the cooks from
stealing food for them to exist on.
In this way we would get rid of
the loafers, and at the same time
get better service out of our ser- j
vants. The vagrants—those with-!
out a visible pig^ps of support— j
should be driven out. T*i9 j
;ut?r@sts of our people demand
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