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THE GAJNE8VILL* NEWS, WEDNESDAY. AUG. 19, 1908.
CIk Gainesville Hews.
INDUSTRIAL
Official Organ City of Gainesville
Gainesville, Ga., Aug 1 . 19, 1903-
PARAGRAPHS.
Jnn Jefferies won the belt at the
dog fight in ’Frisco last week.
Was it a typographical error
when one of our exchanges put it
8lobbyists?
If you want to get rid of your
goods, Mr. Merchant, just adver
tise them in The News.
to
The dull season is the time
use printer’s ink. Advertise in
The News’ columns and you won’t
have any dull season.
By-the-way, we have not heard
from Mayor Parker’s hospital
lately. It is time for some one to
rise up and “make a move.
ii
Gainesville looks like a real city
these days, especially on Saturday
evenings. Did you notice the
crowds on the streets last Satur
day?
It is now m order, Mr. Candi
date, to kiss the baby, shake
hands with the father, and tell
the mother that the biscuit are
“just like the ones mother used to
make.”
MIGHT CHOP THEM UP.
A Missouri doctor advocates the
removal of the vermiform appen
dix from all children at birth.
Of course those who survived
would never suffer from appendi
citis, but it wouldn’t protect them
from tonsilitis, so why not carry
the thing further and take out the
tonsils. Then pluck out their op
tics and they would never have
sore eyes; remove the liver and
kidneys and they would not suffer
with the ills due to those organs;
sever their heads and they would
never be bothered with headache;
cut off their feet, and away with
corns and bunions; pull out their
tongues and they would never
have the lying habit; just chop
the children up at birth and they
would not suffer from all these
aches and pains.
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
For Judge Of Hall City Court.
I announce myself as a candidate for
Judge of the city court of Hall county,
subject to the white Democratic pri
mary to be held on (Wednesday) the
last day of September 1903. I most
respectfully solicit the support of the
voters of said county.
G. H. Prior.
To the Voters of Hall County:
I am a candidate for Judge of the
City court of Hall county and respect
fully ask your support.
Respectfully,
Geo. K. Looper.
It is hard to tell which is the
preacher and which is the candi
date at the campmeetings these
days. Both of them are shaking
hands with everybody in sight
and calling them “brother” and
“sister.”
There is one consolation for the
fellow who has to stay at home on
account of being financially un
able to go away for a summer va
cation—he won’t have to work
“BILL ARP” ILL.
Major Charles H. Smith, of
Cartersville, known all over the
country as “Bill Arp,” lies des
perately ill at his home, and is not
expected to live. His family has
been summoned to his bedside.
Mrs. Smith is also ill. The peo
ple of Georgia aud the entire
south will be grieved to learn of
the illness of the aged writer, who
has pleased thousands of readers
with his wit, humor and logic.
Our subscription list increases
daily. “Everybody who is any
body” reads The News.
For Solicitor Of Hall City Court.
To the voters of Hall County:
I respectfully announce myself as i
candidate for Solicitor of the City Court
of Hall County.
I ask the support of the good people
of Hall, and promise a faithful per
formance of duty, if elected.
Aug. 5, 1903.
Fletcher M. Johnson.
I hereby announce myself a candi
date for the office of Solicitor of the
City Court of Hall county, subject to
the action of the Democratic party,
I need the office and if elected will dis
charge the duties of the office to the
best of my skill. and ability.
Respectfully,
tV. B. Sloan.
overtime to
gets back.
“catch np” when he
And then, there’s that new ho
tel. We know every citizen of
Gainesville sees the need of it, so
why don’t some one with money
go to work and build it? The in
vestment would pay handsomely
from the jump.
The path cf the cyclone is dot
ted all along with bright new cot
tages and nice residences, and sev
eral new brick stores are being
rapidly confpleted. Who pre
dicted that Gainesville was ruined
on June 1, 1903?
A few years ago a member of the
Virginia legislature boasted that
he never wore a collar in his life.
From the evidence produced at the
investigation, a good many of the
Georgia legislators appear to wear
■collars furnished by the lobbyists
We fail to see why the “Dia
mond Queen” should be pardoned
simply because she was given a
much‘deserved whipping. A spade
is a spade, and Miss DeCris is a
thief, and one of the worst char
acters at the state prison farm.
Keep her there 1
Mr. Jos. Pulitzer, of the New
York World, has donated $2,000,-
000 to establish a school where
young men may be able to learn
journalism Mr. Pulitzer would
have doue better had he given the
money to those fellows who have
already learned to live without
that convenient article.
Ghunics of Wisdom.
The fall of man—asleep.
Got it in the neck—Adam’s ap
ple.
Don’t run after the ice man un
less you want to catch cold.
Shunning work is the only way
some fat men “spare” themselves.
The contortionist can justly be
accused of double dealing.
In one way or another we are
all trying to have our own way.
Even the moon-faced person can
look misfortune in the face.
The pessimist doesn’t believe in
expansion when it comes to smiles.
A good umbrella can bo used
over and over again.
A wise man sometimes lets his
wife think she knows it all.
To become a dude is one of the
simplest things in the world.
Seriously Bpeaking, a young
man can’t be too serious when he
“speaks to papa.”
To the Voters of Hall County:
I most respectfullv announce myself
a candidate for Solicitor of the City
Court of Hall County, subject to the
action of the Democratic white
primary, Wednesday September 30.
hereby solicit the support of all voters
of said County; and if elected, it shall
be my sole object to do my duty as I
find the law governing said office.
Very Respectfully,
W. I. Hobbs.
Perhaps at no time in the his
tory of the world have many edu
cated people shown more ready
credulity. Indeed, it seems as if
the*more grotesque, and prepos
terous an idea the more likely it is
to receive attention. And this cre
dulity is not confined to those who
are altogether ignorant of science.
A man may be a narrow expert in
one branch pf science and be
wholly ignorant of the rules of
the game in reference to another
science.
Thanks Receiver Cox.
Office Comptroller-General,
Atlanta, Ga., Aug. 6, 1903.
Dear Sir: Your digest for 1903 has
been received in good condition, and
upon examination I find the same prop
erly made up and consolidated.
Accept my thanks for your very good
work and splendid gain over previous
year Yours truly,
Wm. A. Wright,
Comptroller-General.
OUR Turnip Seed are bought and
shipped from the grower direct—this
means thev are fresh. Call for Buists’.
M. C. BROWN.
THREE good barbers and plenty of
nice good bath tubs waiting for you at
PARNELL’S.
A St. Louis dispatch: Sur
geons at the city hospital removed
the heart of Alma Toomey, a 13-
year-old girl, who had been
stabbed by her aged lover, Thom
as Barnes, laid it upon her breast,
examined it, found it uninjured
and replaced it. It is said to be
the eleventh operation of this
kind m the annals of surgery.
THE Cough -Syrup
Brown’s Lung Balm. It
with croupy children.
that cures,
is invaluable
Y.
I.
Devery gave his annual picnic
Monday to his constituents in
“de Nint.” He provided 75,OCX)
sandwiches, 2,000 pies, 1,000
pounds of cake, 500 kegs of beer,
300 cases of champagne, 100 cases
of soft stuff. Miscellaneous—
popcorn, bananas, peaches, pears,
oranges and candies.
You run no risk when you buy
a guaranteed saw—if |they are
not right we make them right
and do it pleasantly.
Palmonr Hardware Co.
It is not believed in Washington
that there will be any sequel to
the incident of the firing on the
American fishing boat Silver
Spray on Lake Erie by a Canadian
revenue cutter, reported w the
dispatches a few days ago.
Atlauta, Ga., August c r .
To The Cashier: ' ° 8t 5lh > 1%
Dear Sir: The banks composing the Clearing tt
tion of Atlanta have adopted the following agreement ° U9e Assoc k
town accounts, same to take effect on August 15th * S l ° 0Qt i
No par points will be allowed except the following
New York, N. Y. Boston, Mass. St. Louis, Mo’
Baltimore, Md. New Orleans, La. Troy, N Y p
Ciucinatti, O. Jersey City, N. J. Philadelphia 4
Ky. Newark, N. J., Washington, D. 0., Hartford C 0 L ° Dis7,Ii t
mond, Va„ Charleston, S. C., Pittsburg, Pa., Chicago
A uniform charge of $ of 1% will be made on items on
points throughout the United States. a “
Respectfully,
Atlanta National Bank. Maddox-Rucker Banker
Lowry National Bank. Neal Loan & Banking Co
Fourth National Bank. Third National Bank
We, the Banks of Gainesville, have adopted, and will
erned by, the above, trusting and believiug that the
be to our mutual advantage.
Respectfully,
be
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First Natioual Bank
State Banking Company.
•T. H. Hunt, Banker.
High Art Clothing
is guaranteed by us to be well fitting, to be made ofpefeet
materials, to be made of a high grade of tailoring and to be ^st
in color. After purchasing a High Art Suit from Waterman, Bm.
nett & Co., Gainesville, Ga., if you will fill out a blank formal
mail same to us we will immediately forward you an iron clad in-
surance policy absolutely guaranteeing the suit in ever)* respee
and will register your name and number on our books. If suit
does not give perfect and entire satisfaction we will replace sains
without any expense to you upon receipt of unsatisfactory ga:.
ment, which must be returned prepaid to our possession.
Fill out form furnished by Waterman, Burnett & Co., care
fully and do not omit to mention size, lot number of suit, price
paid and date of purchase. Waterman. Burnett & Co. must the:
countersign the blank.
Very Important.—Our guarantee does not hold if you fail to
send for an insurance policy.
Stroose & Bros., Makers of High Art Clothing,
Lombard and Paca Streets, Baltimore, M d.
Waterman, Burnett & Co.,
Exclusive Dealers in High Art Clothing;
For Style, Fit, Comfort
AND DURABILITY,
Made of The Finest Mat
By Shoemakers of Lon
perience. -
PA COLE TMFG. CO-
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