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THE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY SEPT.
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Miss Ida. M. Snyder,
Treasnrer of the
Brooklyn East End Art CInb.
„ U wprT1 en would pay more attention io
t^cir health we would have more happy
v, ves. mothers and daughters, and if they
would observe results they would find
(hat the doctors’ prescriptions do not
perform the many cures they arc given
credit for. ,
« h consulting with my druggist he ad-
vised McElree’s Wine of Carc’ui and Thed
a's Black-Draught, and so I took it and H
rav£ e very reason to thank him for a new
I ;ife opened up to me with restored health, «
aR d it only took three months to cure me."
Wine of Cardui is a regulator of the
tuenstrnai functions and is a most as
tonishing tonic for women. It cures
I jeantr. suppressed, too frequent, irreg
ular and painful menstruation, falling
of the womb, whites and flooding. It
is helpful when approaching woman-
[ hood, during pregnancy, after child
birth and in chancre of life. It fre
quently brines a dear baby to homes
that have been barren for years. All
druggists have $1.00 bottles of Wine
of Cardui.
A cure guaranteed if you c*a
HV,L suppasttonj
D. Matt. Thompson, Bnpt.
I OnJju Schoo.5, StstesriUe, N. C., writes : “ I can sty
pi.r ij u.l v.a ciaha Lr th—Dr. S. M. Devore,
I Fjtt, Eoci. V. Va., a ntes: “ They rive universal satis-
. n. I). McGill, Ciarfcsburg, Tcnn., write*:
P'Ie »jv&cite of 13 years, I have found no remedy to j
itqti - fates, 50 Crxra. Sample* Free. Sold j
pthRKitU. |£AfiTIN RUDY, LANCASTER, MU
rsalebvDr. J. B. George. Ask for free sam-
Wfl FRENCH FEMALE
|JX PILLS.
A?it* 'iETitN Relief for Scpfeesskd Menstkuatioh.
'itttlUIOWN TO FAIL. Safe! Sure! Speedy! SatU-
'v .an:.teed or Money Refunded. Sent prepaid
to *.95wrbox. Will send them cn trial,to be paid for
vhtr -7 stM. Samples Free. If your druggist doe* not
ha*? ti-r ,?ad your orders to the
| UNITI3 ¥ EC I Cft L CO., BOX 74, LANCASTER, PA.
Gainesville by Dr. J.-B. George.
•TAKE-
Kalola
p cays and eat anything yon want.”
KALOLA,
-rystallized Mineral Water),
)sitively cures Stomach Troub
les, Constipation, Indigestion,
dyspepsia, Kidney, Tiver
an( ^ Bladder Troubles.
Price 50c and $1.00.
For Sale at Drug Stores*
correspondence solicited, and samples
iUed 10 any address.
kalola company,
Savannah, Ga.
£
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^ e assorted stock of
Bolts, Sash Fasteners
general builders hard
e 111 North Georgia.
glad to show
It,.
|VVe »e alwavs
Very
flat we have. If we don’t
■ ' a will be no kick
lln g.
Palmonr Hardware Co. >
Some Peculiar Notions of a
Superstitious People.
“The Siamese are a very superstitious
people. ’ says Ernest Young, author of
the “Kingdom of the Yellow Rule.”
“They have many peculiar explana
tions of natural phenomena. Thunder,
for instance, is ‘the sky crying.’ They
believe that in the realms above is a
horrible giant, whose wife has a violent
and uncertain temper. When they quar
rel the echo of his voice comes in long,
rolling notes from the clouds. If he is
very angry he throws his hatchet at
his unruly spouse, and when this pon
derous weapon strikes the floor of heav
en the thunderbolt falls through and
comes to earth.
“Falling stars are accounted for by
the fact that the angels occasionally
indulge in torch throwing at one an
other. When these same beings all in
sist upon getting into the bath at once
the water splashes over the side, and it
rains. The winds that sigh in the
night are the voices of babies that
have lost their way in their travels to
the land beyond the grave.
“When a Siamese dies he is not buried,
but his corpse, fully dressed and then
wrapped in a winding sheet, is placed
in a sitting posture in a copper urn. A
tube is placed in his mouth, and
through this a mixture of quicksilver
and honey is poured into the body. In
this way it is kept for a long time, of
ten for years. Eventually it is burned,
and the ashes are carefully preserved.
The souls of those whose bones at least
are not burned are supposed to become
slaves of a horrid taskmaster with a
head like a dog, a human body and the
temper of a fiend. He sits for all time
with his feet in the fires of hell, and it
is the duty of his slaves to keep these
fires from growing too hot. To do this
they must carry water in open wicker
baskets through all eternity.”
MOZLEY’S is a perfect liquid laxative, and is unequalled for indi
r v- * m ^ vt 8 ' eStlon ’ head ache, loss of appetite, and all other con-
r T7\m\T ■ llc<tUdcn e, loss Of appetite, and all other con
-LrXlJVlOJN diUons resulting from a derangement from the stom-
RT ] X I R aCh aDd b ° VVels ‘ 11 P rom Ptly relieves all constipation
and removes all impurities from the system. Fifty
botit.l P !J t. oil /I »»n o* c-> f
LEMON
HOT
DROPS
cents a bottle at all drug stores.
Mozley’s Lemon Hot Drops immediately cures
coughs, colds, sore throat and bronchitis. 25 cents
per bottle.
ENGINE ROOM HEROES.
Wonderful a nil Perilous Feats That
Are Performed at Sea.
Nobody who has not been to sea can
imagine all the things that can happen
to a ship’s machinery nor properly esti
mate the cleverness and ingenuity used
up in repairs. The youth who leaves
his shop full of wonderful and costly
machines has another complete educa
tion waiting for him at sea in the won
derful things that can be accomplished
in time with a plain, ordinary hammer
and chisel, a rather wornout file and a
great deal of ingenuity. I should like
to have been aboard that steamer dis
abled in the Red sea where they took a
boat davit, straightened it out in a
rivet forge, made a new boiler feed
pump piston rod out of it and went on
again, or, better still, on the ship that
lost a propeller and the end of her tail
shaft off the west coast of Africa, to
replace which they were obliged to
move her cargo, pump her forward
compartments full to sink her how and
raise her stern out of water, drag the
broken shaft, several tons in weight,
out through the long alley (too low and
cramped to stand up in), plug up the
hole behind it. drag in the spare shaft
and couple it up and lower the new
propeller down over the stern, all
while she kicked and wallowed in a
heavy sea, and finally had to lower the
chief engineer over after the propeller,
where he sat tied to a flimsy staging
making all fast and secure while the
vessel jounced him up and down in the
sea till he bled at the nose and ears
and the crew kept the sharks at bay
with pistols and boat hooks to prevent
them from eating him up before he fin
ished the job. That was seventy-two
hours in which the young and aspiring
engineer might learn a host of valuable
and interesting things. — Benjamin
Brooks in Scribner’s.
Cleaned and Restored.
There is a certain lady who is ad
dicted very strongly to the art of mak
ing up. What she does exactly is a
mystery to all but herself and her
maid, but the effect is precisely as if
she had a thick coat of enamel or
lacquer all over her face. A good
deal of discussion has ensued as to
whether this is renewed every day
after ablutions. On this point a dear
friend of hers observed: “Of course
not. The expense would be enormous.
Depend on it when she wants to wash
she goes to' some place where. they
clean old pictures.”—London Tatler.
Natural Wonder*.
“Why is a river the greatest freak
of nature?”
“Didn’t know it was. Why is it?”
“A river has a head, but no feet. Its
mouth is where its feet ought to be.”
“Prettv good. A mountain is some
what freakish also. We have all seen
foot of a mountain, but we never
heard of a mountain s head.
“That’s so. Still it must have a
head, for it has ears.”
“Has ears? How s that?
“Certainly. Did you never see a
mountaineer?”—Kansas City Journal.
Try Parnell’s Barber Shop and Bath
oom if tou want the BEST.
Following: the Race*.
Spoart—You say he follows the race
horses. He looks prosperous.
Nervitt—Yes; the race horses keep
him busy.
Spoart—Bookmaker?
Ner vi tt—N o; pawnbroker.—Philadel
phia Ledger.
The Safe Side.
“You’ll be sorry some day that yon
didn’t get married if you don’t.”
“Well. I’d rather not be married and
be sorry I wasn’t than to be married
and be sorry I was.”—San Francisco
Was]/"
He who brings ridicule to bear
against truth finds in his hand a blade
without a hilt.—Landor
It Saved His Leg.
P. A. Danforth of LaGrange, Ga.,
suffered for six months with a fright
ful running sore on his leg, but writes
that Bucklen’s Arnica Salve wholly
cured it in five days. For Ulcers,
Wounds, Piles, it’s the best salve in the
world. Cure guarantaed. Only 25 cts.
Sold by Al. C BROWN aud DR. J. B.
GEORGE, Druggists.
THE best toilet soap for 25 cents
box, ever sold—at M. C. Brown's.
For a perfect fit go to
C. H. SAUNDERS
Moved to Daniel Building, over Mrs.
J. E. Jackson’s store
“Tl e Artistic Tailor.’
Clothes cleaned and pressed on
short notice. Also
LADIES - SKIRTS
cleaned and pressed All work given
prompt a tentior.
Swearing: to Excess.
A cricket club in the south of Scot
land. which has evidently found that
the use of lurid language doesn’t add
to the amenities of play, has passed
the following bylaw:
“Any member swearing to excess
may be expelled.”
I have not heard whether the club
committee has yet arrived at a defini
tion of “moderate swearing.” The at
tempt to find one to meet all cases is
likely to result in language both “pain
ful and free.”—Glasgow Times.
R. SMITH,
Real Estate & Renting Agt.
G AfNF.SVILLE, (tA.
THE
Tlie Way to' Identify Her.
Agnes and Ethel are the kind of
twins it is difficult for intimates of the
family to distinguish apart. They are
four years old and a source of despair
to mere acquaintances.
A friend of the family met one of the
twins on the street the other day and
asked:
“Now, which are you, Agnes or
Ethel? I simply can’t tell you apart.”
“I’m Agnes,” gurgled the small
maiden, and then she put one of her
chubby little fingers in her mouth and
mumbled: “You can tell me easy. I’m
the one with the loose tooth.”—New
York Press.
Curiosity Conquered.
“I thought Jane had such a dread
fully stiff neck.”
“She has.”
“Nonsense. There was a man paint
ing the steeple of the brick church
and she watched him for half an hour.”
—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Just Vanity.
Papa—Dear me, Mary, whatever are
you going to do with these trunks?
Two. four, six, twelve of them! You
can’t fill more than one.
Mamma—I know it, my dear; but we
must make a decent appearance on ar
riving at the hotel.
OPERATES
Cruel.
His Wife—Charles, I do think you
ought to give me more of your time.
Her Husband—Give you more! Why,
you take so much of my time that I
couldn’t be a second in a duel.—Har
per’s Bazar.
Double Daily Trains
Carrying Pullman Sleepers, Cafe Cars
(a la carte) and Chair Cars (seats free).
Electric Lighted Throughout
BETWEEN
Birmingham, Memphis and Kansas City
AND TO ALL POINTS IN
Texas, Oklahoma and Indian Territories
AND THE
Far West and Northwest
THE ONLY THROUGH SLEEPING CAR LINE
BETWEEN THE SOUTHEAST AND
KANSAS CITY
It Has Been Done.
“Still, of course,” said the tobac
conist to the wooden Indian, “it is pos
sible sometimes to make a good round
sum out of a perfectly square deal.”—
Syracuse Herald.
Descriptive literature, tickets ar
ranged and through reservations made
upon application to
W. T. SAUNDERS, Geicl Aar. Pas*. Dcpt.
OR
F.E.CLARK, Trav.Pass.Act., Atlanta, Ga.
W. T. SAUNDERS
Gen'l Agent Passsnger Department
ATLANTA. GA.
A POPULAR PLACE
Is John H. Turner’s Store/^ IR H S ARDWAK A E B %MPANL 0TTR
where is to be found all the latest and
best dry goods, dress goods, laces,
ribbons, embroideries, notions
of all kinds, etc., etc.
A SUPERB LINE OF STYLISH CLOTHING, made by the best clothing manufacturers is of
fered the men and boys of Gainesville and vicinity. We guarantee you good goods and a per
fect fit. Our clothing looks well and wears well.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT GOOD SHOES ARE and will let us fit a pair on your feet you will
never regret buying them at John Turner’s. We carry the best line of shoes on the market,
and our prices are always right*
WE CANNOT MENTION EVERYTHING we carry in the Gent’s Furnishings line—suflfoe it to
say your wants can be attended to here.
MILLINERY ! MILLINERY! Don’t forget our millinery. We have an up-to-date assortment,
of trimmed Hats, all the popular styles and patterns, at popular prices. Inspect our line before^
making your purchases.
NOW. WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO GROCERIES, we don’t have to say anything about this-
line, for onr many customers for the several years we have been in business in Gainesville will
testify to their freshness, goodness and up-to dateness.
We carry a complete line of everything to
be found in a first-class store, and we are
catering to the best trade in Gainesville
and surrounding country. Come to see
us and let us have a share of your busi
ness.
JOHN H. TURNER,
GAINESVILLE,
GEORGIA.
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