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My Motto; “Your money’s worth, or
your money back.”
fjtall and see mv stock, os I have
a complete line of Plumbing Goods
in the family since that time,
Working Overtime.
Eight hour laws are ignored by
tireless litfle workers—Dr. Kings
Life Pills, Millions are alwa;
work, night and day, curing ini
tion Biliousness, Constipation,
Hea'dache and all stomach, liver
bowel troubles Easy, pleasant,
THE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1904
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Pierce Plumbing Shop,
Bath Tubs, Closets,
Lavatories. Sinks, Etc,
Tillman Funk, Foreman.
Phone 142. W. Spring Si
COAL.
You will Surely Save Money.
P. N. PARKER
"But suppose the sun is cloud*
ed?" The beggar smiled.
“ ‘Then,’ he said, ‘I creep be
hind a bush and take a peep at
my watch.’ ”
On The Beat.
Ho beat the butcher every day;
He beat the corner grooer.
If anyoue ask, Will you pay?
His prompt reply was, No sir.
And anyone he chanced to meet
Soon came to understand
He was a beat who was a beat,
A beat to beat the baud.
He beat the bars, he beat the oars,
The owner of his flat—
But when he came to beatiDg rugs,
He let his wife do that.
Ten Thousand Churches
In the United States have used the
Longman & Martinez Pure Paints.
Every Church will be given a liberal
quantity whenever they paint.
Don't pay 91.SO a gallon for Linseed
oil (worth 00 cents) which you do when
you buy thin paint in a can with a
paint label on it.
8 & 0 make 14, therefore when you
waut fourteen gallons of paint, buy
only eight gallons of L. & M., and mix
ax gallons of pure linseed oil with it.
i. You need only four gallons of L. &
M. paint, and three gallons of oil mixed
therewith to paint a good sized house.
Houses puinted with these paints
never grow shabby, even after 18 years.
These celebrated paints are sold bv
M.C Brown.
Says a rural editor: “Owing
to the orowded condition of our
columns a number of births and
deaths are unavoidably postponed
this week.”
Teacher—Willie, give me a sen
tence in which the term hook and
eye is used.
Willie—Me an’ pa went flshin’.
Pa told me t’-bait me book an’ I
did.—Baltimore-Amerioan.
A Logical Deduction.
Bright Boy:—I'm a ohip off the
old block, an't I, pa?
Fond Parent:—YeB, ray son,
Bright Boy.— &u you’re the
head of the family, an’t you, pa?
Food Parent:—Yes, my son.
Bright Boy:—Then you’re a
blockhead, an’t you pa?
I call your attention to the fact that I am in a position
your plumbing work in a first class sanitary manner,
a nice line ot
which I am selling at very close prices. Samples can be seen!
my place, of business in the old Eagle office on Spring street]
I will be pleased to make an estimate on you plumbing^
A share of your patronage solicited.
Coal at Summer Prices,
And ou will save the advance, which]
is usually about 20 per cent, and deJiveii
you the best coal on the market. T\\el
famous
Montevallo, Red Ash Block
Jellico, Anthracite Coal
We thank you for your patronage in the past and solicit ]
a continuance of your trade ; also the trade of those 1
want Coal. You take no risk in buying your winter’s sup-j
ply of the above brands, which have proven to be the bestj
Coal. We will be glad to fill your orders now, and
Respectfully
Unreasonable.
Old Man—Hump I When I was
your age I did’t wearj kid gloves
and a cane I
Algy (in an injured tone)—
Well, father, I should think you'd
expect to find Rome improvemeut
those
ags New
Ways at
indiges-
Sick
and
safe,
and
9
ers
Watson’s Eloquent Peroration.
"Better far to stand in the
minority—in the outer darkness,
with the stars of heaven smiliug
down upon you, and the infinite
peace of God iu your heart—than
to hold a guilty seat in the ban
quet hall of the viotors whose tri
umph fills your soul with the
dumuiug conviction that you
have helped at the victory of
wrong.” This is the eloquent
peroration of the speech of Thom
as E. Watson at Atlanta, Ga.,
September t, 1904.
What’s in a Name?
Everything is in the name when it
comes to Witch Hazel Salve. E. C. De-
Witt & Co. of Chicago, discovered some
years ago how to make a salve from
Witch Hazel that is a specific for Piles.
For blind, for bleeding, itching and
protruding Piles, eczema, cuts, burns,
tiuises and all skin disease. DeWitt’s
Halve has no equal. This has given
rise to numerous worthless counter
feits. Ask for DeWitt’s—the genuine.
Sold by the City Pharmacy.
Impure blood always shows
somewhere. If the skin, then
boils, pimples, rashes. If the
nerves, then neuralgia, nerv
ousness, depression. If the
Sarsaparilla
stomach, then dyspepsia,
biliousness, loss of appetite.
Your doctor knows the
remedy, used for 60 years.
“ Returning from the Cuban war. I wae a
I mrfect wreck. Mr blood wae bail, uhd mjr
lealth wai gono. But a few bottles of Ayor’s
Sarsaparilla completely enred me.’"
ir. O. l)oi
91 no a bottle.
All (Iruggleti.
. Dokblkii, Scranton, Pa.
J. C. AYEtt CO.,
I.ovrell. Mas*.
Impure Blood
Aid the Sarsaparilla by keeping the
bowels regular with Ayers Pills.
Fire At Dawsonvllle.
Fire at Dawsouville Friday
morning destroyed the Houser ho
tel aud the drug store of Dr. Burt.
The loss is considerable, the ho
tel being a large one. It was re
cently bought by S. L. Richards
of Forsyth county, who had just
assumed coutrol of the property.
The plant of the Dawsonville Ad-
rtiser was also bdrneu.
“Can you tell me what sort of
weather we may expect next
month?” wrote a farmer to . the
editor of his couuty paper, and the
editor replied as follows: "It is
my belief that the weather next
monfch will be very much like your
subscription bill.” The farmer
wondered for au hour what the ed
itor was driving at, when he hap
pened to think the work “unset
tled.” He sent a oheck,
In Philadelphia there are hun
dreds more children of the school
ago than can be provided with
‘•‘‘titR in the school houses. A la
dy has suggested, by way of tem
porarily relieving the situation,
tnat the ohurohes open their Sun
day school rooms to the - children
for day sohools, until permanent
school quarters cau be provided.
But the suggestion seems to
have fallen upon deat ears. It is
too praotical. And then it pro
mises no rake-off for the political
ring.-Savannah news.
City Tax Notice.
The bookB for collection of city taxes
for the present year are now open.
All persons paying their city taxes
during the month of September will be
allowed a discount of 8 per cent per
annum from date of payment to Dec.
1st. 1004.
This does not mean that the tax
bookB will close before Dec. 1st. 1904.
By order of the Mayor and Council.
This 12th. day of Sept. 1904.
H. E. Mundy, City Clerk.
Bright Brooklyn Boy.
A Brooklyn school teacher sends
some answers given by boys in her
class in a recent examination:
“What are zones?”
“Zones are belts running around the
earth, giving out heat as they run.”
“What do we import from Italy?”
“Italians."
“Of what is the earth composed?”
“Sand, water, air and human beans.”
“What causes a fog?”
, “The night before.”
“Name two things we import from
Africa.”
“Ivory and ivory soap."-New York
Tribune.
If all women who look baok
were turned into salt pillars the
streets would be full of statutes.
Mr. Lee Stringer, Of Atlanta,
Had the misfortune to lose his
home by fire last Thursday morn
ing. His wife and baby have been
spending the summer iu Gaines
ville, and no one was in the house
at the time but Mr. Stringer, who
was awakened by a neighbor bare
ly in time to esoape with his life.
The loss amounts to several
thousand dollars. Hie Gainesville
friends sympathize with Mr. Strin
ger 111 his misfortune.
CASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of L&uz
Speechless.
“Was your Frenoh chauffer seriously
hurt in that automobile accident?”
“Yes; he was knocked practically
speochless."
“Speechless! How?”
“Shoulder dislocated. Can’t shrug."
-Chicago Tribune.
Mum, what’s a green grooer?
Any grocer that trusts your
father, my son.
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
RAILROAD
DIRECT ROUTE TO THE
St. Louis Exposition.
TWO TRAINS DAILY.
Ill Connection with W. & A, R. R.,
aud N. C. & St. L. Ry., from
Atlanta.
Lv Atlanta 8.-25 a, m. Ar St. Louis 7-03 a. m.
Lv Atlanta 8:80 p. m. Ar St. Louis 7:30 p. m.
WITH THROUGH SLEEPING CARS
FROM
GEORGIA, FLORIDA AND TENNESSEE
ROUTE'OF THE FAMOUS
* Dixie Flyer *
Carrying the only morning sleeping
car from Atlanta to St. Louts. This
car leaves Jacksonville daily, 8:05 p. in.,
Atlanta 8:25 a, ra. giving you the entire
day in St. Louis to get located.
For rates from vour city, World’s
Fair Guide Book and schedules, Sleep-
lag Car reservations., * also for book
showing Hotels and boarding houses,
quoting their rates, write to
FRED D. MIjlXER,
Traveling: Passenger Agent.
NO.I Prlr St’ATLANTA GA
Now is the time we can
serve you
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