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WyvrTi ///:/,*./A H ' i fV i r Tuesday Eva B lsr -. t |,*Tl« *>' ' ! Vn ' S: fc-. - M I. ■ v;;: 1 ;-i ■ I AI ,NKUWKMK.NTS allll t*r will l)<* ulmrj; IHfor il |e insertion. ~s ini 1-111 l*-'l foi |H' n ■ narp-d for ■ - ■•/'.yj./ ■ncra! Directory. ■ (jOVKONM EtT' H|| .lllilgC Sup. < ':"U t. K Clerk Sup. bonrt, Konkin. Or inary. ■ > C„AV, Sl" rllh ■ ;-' (tfown ,Trea.o»KT. _ ■{ A ,iu«.‘. rax i K-;-.v.T. ■ Miillrtl. Surveyor. |H|| Wilsou, t’oronli'. ■ <|'V im.MMISI'IONEUS. Bn lluiiin.ir oh! <’lork N jjj'md, .1 U. Ilopuine, An H B iu,:DOF nun viion. ■ . ~olok-i 1 oinnossi.iner J BH | . I'allllo, . .1. \\ tub. I ' HR jdbtioks. j 000. -Hat-'V. <; ■ \j. |„ Allan, N. I . 'at bn- B .. W. Andrews ■ MvKimay. v 1 • • ir,: B ». :ili; .list W 1» Simm, |H ,) llutetborn. N- I’, 3rJ Bat- B. , • W .1 Hadn't 9 j|, I'.iv iiny. V I'. lat Sul ■ ,l,i- .1 M. Arnold J ■ w y.,.|i. N. r 2nd Saiuniiiy BirA.C'nl .1 -t A. Ailnms, ,1. ! ■A S I'., liril Sai uiday IB ill Ifet dii-'.- W F. brewer. .1 ■i, |: lieni N I’ Tlinrsday »*«* Saturday . . ■ nAiTsdisi I. l't;'K ij t Hp j, \y. Hamilton, N P- BsJ#y before Is' Saturday. ■Mo iiiai'S ' list, \. L I', w. L. Andrews, 4tli Saturday. ■ r , , -,11 ,ii,t -Asa Wright. ■ ; H, Nowell, N. r. ItLi Hrdav. ■ im; W. K. S.mpson. ■l. A. Marlin, N I’. Friday Hre 3rd Saturday. Hi Bridge. .771 > list —A. J. Hr;...) I’, E. d. Mason, N. P Hktnrtlav. H«anee. 4H4tli dist —T. N. H.. J, 1\ A (1. Harris, N P ■Saturday. Ht,i.l. .').')ilt!i dis- T. C. Bur- Hj.P,.J M Tosoy. N P- Pri Hbefure 3rd Satarday. MB MlSiell'Al, HhnC.Smith, Mayor. ■ COUNCIL. ■.Moor.- K U lihian S A Townie} Hi:,A!, AVI, DKl'.Ulll 111. ON TWAIN Himlian Siiwmimv. a .all p. m lor ‘iiiwauie 7a- in. Huai, ami ded vim itK nr mails. HrCKSiN—Arrivis 12 m, dyarti Hlloii.lay and Tlinrsday. Hjouta Sr irk li.'iuits (j iin nr- Monday and T hursday. Hakvill*.—Auivcf. 10 a m, de ■ l p m.—l lady. Huwr River. An ,ves 12in , do- H '1 a in..Welnesilay ami Saturday 9 W. 11. lURVKY, P. M ■ CIICRCIIRB Bptm- Miv.l I. 1! Hamit, pastor Bwuveiy Sunday -li v M U I ui m i I’u-loi Hem on tlie Ist mid 2nd Sundays. Hdav Seiiom, -- A 1' I'attillo, Supt Sunday ut 3 p m HwmiAS -lt,\ d T .McUellatnl Ht.Servics ~n 2ml amlTtli Sunday s HlllßODlli. Hi>av Svu.h.i. . -T K Powell. Kupt H Sunday at 9.3 d a no ■ fraternal. H*Uacevii.i.r .\i.WIIMV IaiDUK. it H|U'AV ,V 1„ a A llugoud, S \V„ H'ii’ n •! 'V. Meets nn Tuesday ■ "“or Woie lull moon in eacii | 9 HiMrson (’hartkr, No 39, It A Hlt Spence, 11 H, a I Patlilio ■ Meet* Fiiday night before the Btiday in each month. Hwht Superior Court—N. L. H™'dndye. Convenes on the Ist H* l ® March and September. PsihirJ.D. Hying rreently loeatoil in Uwin Hr?"". 5 teiuii’rs his poofessiomi Physician to tlie citizens ■p wenthm to ail calls will be Hr * " "uni resilience at tic.' resi ■r.™ A ( uiii ~11 tlie Hurricane ■*»ro,aii. -Till 1884— Gmo 9° MORE EYE GLASSES 9 Weak Btchell’s I Eye Salve. ■*!(, Safe, effective remedy for paicMindEys; Sighteducsg, and He I#Tm ' Vl S,Khtof the old IveT f >I0 1 ,S ' tli'anuia'iot), iirnors. Ked Ej PS< Mat Eye Lasbee, and P f odueinpr qdl( .k i elief undper mticent iso fnre "Cnallho f#CU, iuU! ’ " ''on used SoresT ,Pa ' “ ,uh a» t'lccrs Fe “.Piles.V T l-8 ’ Salt Rheum, exists m.' w , h, ; r ,' !V «r i;v intlunia tol ‘»v’au t ,^ llfl Salve 11 ay bn b y all (ling ... gists at 25 cents. 1 5 , NH2| [t or purticuUi *, Hamp. C. F. W in-| . T“ Fu. (limited St., N. V. / flUai D cold. TV’LFdt M. PEEPLES, Proprief r VOL XIV. HI \lt 1.1 l| S \\ Itom tho girls ruahli dye. young A door bell—Tlie pretiy maid servant. “Poets ore born.” This by (lie way, is (lie case with evcrvbnly. As a display of hosiery, the roll er rink is said to exceed the French opera. Although a barher shop is not a gambling den, vet the dyes are often handled there. V\ hat is die reason so many peo pie became insane? We suppose they have no reason. ‘Value the friendship of him who stands by you in a storm.’ That depends on who owns the urn brella. Married women claim a great many tilings, but we have never heard one boast of being older than her husband, ‘What dulyou say your friend is, 7’ommy?” “A taxidermist.” “ w hat is that?” “Why, lm is sort of animal upholsterer.” /hint: “It seems you only visit me when you want money.” Nepb ew: “Bill my dear aunt, 1 surely couldn’t call more frequently.” A Boston girl, who saw a fellow with delirium tremuns, exclaimed “Unhappy man! Why do you per mit yourself to get the Jame 3 - Jam*!’ Why is a man named Willt'am more likely to be happy in mar riage than one with a difficult uume? because a wife will always ieve her own sweet Will. The Lick telescope will bring ' h3 moon within thirty miles of the earth, and how mean it is that no woman’s voice can be heard over twenty eight miles. “How did you like th<j sermon*” inquired die new minister of the sexton, as they were walking home from church. “First rate. I al ways did like that sermon.” ‘■//umpbP said a young man at a play with a young lady. “I could play the lover better than that myself.” “I wouldn’t, mnd seeing you try it,” was the naiv ere ply- A small boy wasplaying truan the other day. When asked if he would not get a whipping when he reached home he replied. “V\ liat is five minutes' licking to five hours of fun?” “If you want tow git at the cir cumference of p man,’’ kays Josh Billings, “examine him aiming men; but if you want tow git at his akttial diameter, measure him at his fireside.,’ Brown: “Ah, F’ogg, quit«a*tn n ger! How do you like your new residence? Fine landscape, I sup pose?” Fogg. “Ni, there’s t o landscape to speak of, but there’s two fire-scapes.’ “Are you familiar with Bryant?’ asked a young lady of a timid young man whom she was trying to draw out. ‘ Oh, yes,’’ here plied proudly, brightening up. “I graduated at one of his business colleges.” An Irishman in a 6trange town stood looking at a strange vessel. “Where are yon from, Pal!’’—“Beg orra, sir, I’m from anywhere but here,” he replied, “and I’ll soon be from here, too, sir.” “Mary says you can’t come to see her any more,” said a boy to sister’s admirer. “Why nut?’’— ••Because you come to see her rvery evening now, and how co-Vd you c >me any more? ’ A little ten-year old miss told her m itkur that she was never go. ing to be married, but meant to be a widow, because widows dress ed in such nice black and always looked so happy. A heroic and noble man’s first thought when his house took lira recently was for his mother-in law, whom he saved from a burn ing staircase by promptly throwing her from a third-story window. A fa-hion writer says tucks are worn on everything. Not by a large majoriiy. Tdiere are no tucks worn on bom ding house hash, and that’s as near everything as any thing U at is manufactured. Mr. Quibbs; “I think Mrr. For sythe is one of the most beautiful women I ever saw. A lovely sin ger, too —such a sweet, falsetto voice.” Mrs. Quibbs (hotly): “Yes and a nice set o’ false teeth, too.” HERE AND THERE. Murk I wain tituokos twnuty j cigars a day. —Special tnxeß are levied upon bachelors in France. Books, pamphlets, music can be sent at third class rates. —England consumes annual ly five times as much tea as cof fee. —American oysters are now he ing transplanted into German wa ters. Schiller, tho great German poet, is to have a bronze statue in Lincoln Patk, Chicago. —; iquor is »opor<edas now be ing expressed to f roliihitiou coun t es iu Georgia in nail-kegs. —The latest rumor regarding tho earth is ’hit it will be one huge globe of ice in 3,000,000 years from date. —'The famous shell road ol New |Orleans is a boulevard of almost snowy whiteness nearly 200 feet in width and nine miles long. —People who dislike to have /heir windows fros ed in cold weather can prevent it by rnhbiug glycerine. —A camel will work a week without drinking. This is evi dence enough that nature never intended that desert drudge to be a politician. A condemned murderer at Mar shall Tex., passed his hat around the court room on receiving his dea/li sentence, for the benefit of his wife and six children. —At a Western luneral all the pall bearers got into a fight, but the corpse remained perfec/lv neu tral The latters conduct was highly commended by the local press. —The army of Laly ompris s 3,250,000 men; of thesej 1)00,00 0 belong to the regular army, 350,- 000 tj movable mili/ia and 2,000, 000 to /he territorial militia. A str >ng eft'irt is l eing mnde /c induce Edwin Booth to ] lay at Washington this winter. He has never visited the capital since the assassination of Lincoln by his brother. —Kentucky tailor, taking a raeasur for trouseis [to custo m. r) —Will you have one or two hip pockets ? Customer—Two. Ti i or- pint or quart size ? Cus omer—Quart. —ln photography the left side view of the face gives tlie most characteristic likeness, while iu the same degree /lie right side is trie most symetrical. «|« KEK FKF.AKS OF *II.V Some enrue-it specialists main tain that one-third of maokind are crazy aud ought to be in asy lums. Dr. Johnson would have been considered insane because be insisted cn touching all the ga'epos/s he passed in Lindon. There is a chief of an important bureau in Washington who has /he same habit, //e admits that the tendency is almost ines stibie. •jome'.imes when ho is approach ing a gate post which he cannot touch because it is surrounded by other people, he will turn back aud go some other way. He will slop in the hardest rain storm to put his finger on a poit. This eccentricity has gotten him in'o a predicament more than once. The owner of a house in Connecticut avenue ouce pursued him aud demanded to know why he bad tampered with his gale, uhleateniDg to call the police. On one occasion, while traveliue iu the country, he rode back a mil e to touch a gate which he hud passed and omitted to touch. The late Secretary Folger had an iu saue idea that there was a charm in the figure 3. When a boy, and later oa iu life, he had a fashion of doing a thing three times that only bid to be done once. He would eat three peaches—no more and no less. If he had four he would throw one away T' he should eat more than three he would eat twice three o r three times three. If he was to ! r ide tnrse»bacl? he would mount three times before startirg. Up to Lis death he had a way of aying “good clay” three times to <>l K (>\\ N SECTION—WE LABOR FOR ITS ADVANCEMENT LAWRENCEVILLE, 3A. FEBRUARY 17 1885. those he met, and iu letters to his ; family he invariably wrote on thre„ 1 p'gee, Judge Folger often al | hided to tlie idiosyncrasy, he said that from bis eurltest remem- I brance he bad an overpowering belief in the cabalistic power of the number 3. He thought it bad been transmitted to him from liis father, or that he had gotten 1/ from a superstitious nurse VV hee a small i oy he walked a mile to school, aud ue afterwards acknowledged that le had on more than «. ne day traversed the distaucthree times, making six miles in all, before lie felt safe in entering the school-house. It was said of Thomas Jett’erson that he would never permit uny person to cut his hair, //e used tlie voissors himself He bait a superstition that his sireng/h would depart if he allowed anyone else to cut his liair. The late Theodore Steven ß could not pass a pin without pick ing it up. Fur hermore, he a ways walked around, if necessary to get the point toward him be fore picking i/ up, Tna venerable philanthropis', Mr. \V W Corcoran, will not sit down un.il he has has raised up lie chair. If Senator Vance hears a cock crow before midnight he is ner vous for a week for fear that some calamity is about to happen. Pearls of Tlixiiglii Doing nothing is doing ill. Vanity is a sign of moral weak ness . A little leak will sink a greet ship. Ask thy purse what thou shouldst buy. A jest driver, 100 f rr brings home hate. He who greases his wheel helps his oxen. He Ilia' sips of many arts drinks none. No man prospers so suddenly as by Olliers’ errors. For small gaits weofien suff er great loses Perserverance wins. Al’ possible things were once impossi ble The one answer to ail criticism the best test of ail work, is—re sult. When the state is most cor rupt then the laws are most multi plied. A great soul only finds .Is true exis/ance in making otlnrs great. As you cannot avoid your owr. company, make it as good as pos sib e. Rest satisfied at doing well, and leave others to talk of you as the} please, He that will thrive, must rise at five: he that has thriven, may lie till even. Patience, without energy, is nothing more than a respectable kind of laziness. Kin Iness to children is one of the tests by which true worth m y De estimated. Humility is a virtue all priarh none practice, and every body is content to hear. Example is the best teacher Its silent persuasiveness reaches the hear'one of the most direct route To live above our station shows a proud heart, and to * live under it discovers a narrow soul. Genius is only entitled to rts pect when it promotes tho pence and improves the happiress of mankind. The busybody labors without thanks, talks without credit; lives without love and dies sith-mt tears. Oar grand business is, no/ to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at, band A sympathy with the pains nnd pleasures of others is the founds tion of our social virtues. Ale„ declare their love be!ore they feel it, women ccnfeis theirs only after tlroy have proved it. Prosperi/y makes a man virtu - ous iu the estimation of die world, i/ is a fortress which manbTd are not assail. Ordinances Adsptsd ly the [had Council of LMICEVItLE, EL, FFJiRUAKY BE 1885. ORDINANCE NO 1. Any person who shall within the corporate limits of the town of T awrenoeville, be guilty of dis orderly conduct by unlawful}- tight ing to the distuibanco of any citi zen or person tberei.i, or by public )y using vulgar or profane language or by my act of public indicency ) (V by loud whooping or hallooing to <iin disturbs nee of the peace and quiet of any ci izeu or person therein, or by firing a gun or pis tol (except for the preservation of person or property,) or by being found intoxicated or diunk on the streets or alleys of said town, or by any other act of like character tending to disturb the peace, quiet or good order of said town, shall upon conviction of any one ol more of the above offences, com mitt'.-.I at one and the same time’ be fined iu a sum not exceeding Thirty Dollars. And upon fail - live to pay the same to be confined at labor in the work gang for a term not exceeding thirty days, or bo imprisoned in the ca'aboone of s i t town not exceeding thirty days in the discretion of the Mayor or Council. ORDINANCE NO. 2. That any person who slia'l, with in the corpora'e limits of said town be guilty of riding or driving one or mere.horses, mules, asses, or cattle at. an unusually fast gate or rate in the streets or alleys there of, except in cases of actual neees sity, or who shall ride, lead or diive one or more horses, mold or cattle upon a sidewalk tlior tof, except in cases of a' tua] necessity, to be judged of by the Mayor #r Town Council, or who shall suffer any S/a 1 lion, Horse or Jack to be used in his vocation shall upon conviction thereof, be punished as prescribed iu Ocdi> t.ance No. 1. of these By-Laws. ORDINANCE No. 3. That any person who shall with in the corporate limits of said town hitch or tie any horse, mule, ass, ox or other cattle to any shade, fruit or ornamental tree on the public streets or alleys thereof, or within /he Court House Square, or upon any sidewalk, or to any out side fence, or who shall mutilate s r.ch trees or fence by cutting or otl erwise defacing the same, or v. ho shall habitually suffer any In rse, mule or ass to run at large on the streets or commons of said town, shall upon conviction there of, le punished as prescribed in Or ’irtance No 1 of /hese By-Laws. ORDINANCE NO. 4 That any person who shall place any obstruction in or upon the streets, alleys or sidewalks of said t wn, or in and upon any part tli roof, and shall fail to remove tlmsaine within twenty-four hours after receiving notice by the Town Marshal to do so, or who shall al low auy old well on their premises 'o remain uncoveisd after receiv it g like Dotice by the Marshal to cover up the same, or who shall wilfully obstruct or fill up any drain or ditch opened by author ity of tlie General Council, or who MaR allow any stable, privy, hog pen or other pi ice on their premi ses to remain unclean and otJious, or who shall allow water to stand in any cellar on their premise*, or who shall place anything offensive or odicus, either upon pub' : c or private propeity wiihin the corpo rate lim-ts of saidtuwn, and shell fa>l, af/er remixing like notice by tlie Marshal, to place such stable privy, hog pen, callar or other place in clea i condition or fail to remove such offensive and odious tli ng without said corporate limits sha'l, upon conviction thereof, be punished as prescribed in Odi tnne* No. 1 of these By-Laws. ORDINANCE NO. 5. That any itinerant peddler or trader, except traders iu stuck, agricultural implements, provis ions, poultry, fruits, fruit or orna ment nl trees, shrubbery or thnv irs who shall within the corporate limits of said town, expose his goods for sale, or any traveling show, exhibition or entertain men r given in said town, shall for cadi day pay into the lowu treasury a tax of five dollars, unless, in either case, otherwise directe 1 by tlie Mayor, upon proper applica tion being made, and upon failure to pay said tax, upon conviction theicof, shall he punished as pre scribed iu Ordinance No. I <1 these By-Laws. ORDINANCE NO. (i. That all owners or keepers of bar-rooms, doing or proposing to do a letail liquor buHiuess within the corporate limits of said town, s''all be required to pay in'O the town treasury, anna ally, the sum of two hundred aud fifty dollars license fee for each house or place of business, and upon payment thereof a license may be issued by tlie Mayor upon order of the Council said license fee To be paid annually iu advance, aud license tc is-ue upon payment i hereof. Any person violating this or (finance shall be deemed an of fender, and upon, conviction thereof shall he punished as pre scribed in Ordinance AM 1 c* these By-Laws. ORDINANCE NO. 7. That all resident male persons not under sixteen nor over fifty years of age, shall be lequtred on due notice from the Marshal to work by himself, or an acceptable substitute, on the roads, streets, sidewalks, causeways and alleys of said town, under the direction of said Marshal, for three days and the Marshal shall cause the work to be done as directed by the Mayor and Town Council. Pro vided, That ar.y person so liable may be released from said work for the current year by paying to the Marshal, when warned to work, the sum of two dollars. Ai.d said money shall be by him timed over to tlie Treasurer, to bu disbursed for the improvement ot the streets, alleys and side walks as the Mayor and Town Council may direct. For the violation of this Ordi nance the offender shall be pun ished as pi escribed in Ordinance No. 1 of these By Laws ORDINANCE NO. 8 That an} person or persons who •hall, wi'hin the corporate limits of *aid town, be guilty of killing or intentional! / wounding any mocking bird or robbing or de stroying their neats, shall be deemed an offender, and upon conviction thereof shall be pu n ished as prescribed in Ordinance No. 1 of these By-Laws. ORDINANCE NO. i). Hi*/ any person who shall, with in the corporate limits of said town, have, keep, u*e, carry or employ an instrument, weapon or device, commonly known us a Sling-Shot or Flipper, shall be deemed an offender, and upon conviction thereof shall be pun ished as prescribed iu Ordinance No- 1 of these By-Laws. ORDINANCE NO. 10 Thu/ any person who shall wi/hin tlie corporate "mits of said town, have, keep, or manilam, either by himself. btrseT or others, an ill governed or disor derly house, to the disturbance, annoyance or disquiet of orderly citizan c , oi whereby the quie* peace and good order of the town is tended iO be distil'bed. shall be deemed an offender, and upon corn ct ; on thereof, shad 1 e punished as prescribed in Ordi nance No. 1 of these By Laws. ORDINANCE NO. »1. That all persons hereafter con victed ol viola l ing any Ord'nancof the to .«tn ; may, as an alternative of fa'lure, or refusal to pay the fine imposed be confined at labor in the work gang for term not e. ceeding thirty days. And said work gang shall be confined at la bor, by the Marshal, on the st r eets side walks, a'leya and causeways JOHN T. WILSON, Jr , Publißher. or other public work of ' e town under the direction of th Mayor and Town Council. And when no* sc at labor, for any cause, shall be confined in the cil I iboose for safe keeping ORDINANCE NO. 12 That any peisou fout.ddruok or intoxicated on any of thestreetsor alleys of said town, »nd not other wise disordefly shnll without war rant, be arrested and imprisoned by the Marshal, until snch offen der beci nies sober, and may /hen be discharged by the Marshal upon t lie pigment of one dollar for his fe es in snch case ORDINANCE No. 13 1 hat it shall he the duty of the Marshal to take churge of tlie cal aboose and to keep the some in a cleanly condition, and to furnish each prisoner confined therein with not less .ban two meals per day, “f plain, wholesome food, for which be shall receive fifty cents l>ei' d.'y, and for turning in and out a prisoner he shall receives turnkey fee of twenty five cents, io bo paid by the prisoner in the event'of his conviction. But in no case is said f«e to be paid by the town authorities except the diet ing fee of a prisoner while under going tlie s«nfence of the Court ORDINANCE AO. 14. It shall be *)ie duty of the Town Marshal, whenever he recceivss le liable information that a Towr Or dimmer has beeu violated, (and not ir, his presence), to take the name of die informer, and also the name of the offender, nnd go immediate ly before the Ala;or and make affi davit to the alleged violation, that, a warrant may issue therefor, and in case of the absence or inability of the A/ayor to act, the Marshal shall go before the Mayor pro tern whose duty it shall be to issue wai rants upon proper affidavit be ing made. ORDINANCE NO. 15 That any person or persons wtio shall wilfully bri ak, injure, or in any manner deface any s'reef lamp of the town or any posts thereof or who shall in any manner deface any Ordinance posted by au thority of the Town Council, shall lie deemed an offender, and upon eon vie! ion thereof shall he punished as prescribed in Ordi nance No. 1 of these By Laws ORDINANCE NO. lti. That any person or persons who c'imb through, over or upon, any part of the fence around the cem etery in said /own, or who shall cut injure or in any manner deface «ny tieo flowers or shrubbery, (except their own) within the same or who shall mutilate, cut or de stroy any -ree upon the public property of said town, shall be deemeii an offender, and, upon conviction thereof, shall be pun ished as prescribed in Ordinance No. 1 of these By-Laws ORDINANCE NO. 17. I hat it hall not be lawful for any person or persons, within the corporate limits of the town of Lawrenceville, to get upon, over or under any car or engine in motion upon the Lawrenceville branch railroad, except employes of said road. Any person violating this Ordi nance shall ue deemed an offender and upon conviction thereof shall he punished as prescribed in Ordinance No. 1 of these B}- Lnvii. ORDINANCE NO. 'K. Ihata'l owners or keepers of pool or billiard tables or ten pin alleys or alleys of like kind for public use or gain, within /he cor porate limits of the town of Law renceville shall for each pool or billiard table or ten* pin alley, pay into the loan lieastu-y annually the sum ol ten dollars license fee. and upon payment thereof, in either case, a liceuso may be issued accordingly by the Mayer upon order of the Geneial Council, s-id licence fee to be paid annual ly iu advance, and licenae to iaane upon payment thereof. Any person viola' : ng this Ordi nance shall be deemed an offen der, aud upon conviction thereof shtill be pile ished as prescribed iu Ordinance No. 1 of /hese Bv- Laws GWINNETT HE HARD OUR JOB DEBARMENT IS COMPLETE. ALL ORDERS FOR NEATLY AND PROMPTLY EXECU TED. Filtered Inthe Port Office att«ff neevlUe, Ha., us second class mail utter, NO 47 ORDINANCE No. 19. That all Ordinances heretofore dopttd by ibis Council, or any former Hour oil of said town, be re pealed, and that all Laws in eon fiiet with the foregoing Ordinan ce be repealed, and tha/ these O liuauets go into effect immedi 'uly upon their publication. By order of the Town Co uncil bis February 12th 1885. JNO. CLAY SMITH, Mayor. W. B SMITH. Clerk. HE DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM. SELF. A family, whose name can be de scribed as Bmidi, living at Locust Moun/ain, contains twin boys, wh ise,natural resemblance fairly rivals that of tlie two Dromios.and a 1/ttle girl “ One of you boys,” said Mrs. Smith a duy or 2ago “must go to town to-day fur your sister’s bon net.’’ There is nothing mean about John. He was ready to concede Tara the privilege of going to Mt. Carmel, but Tom, who is always anxious to go wliea his moibe r dosen t want him to go, had a and spasm of fondness for the retire ment of the domestic hearth, and announced that he would magnan imously consent to John's depart ure . Maternal arbitrat’on w is neces sary to settle /he question and John was decided on as the bonnet bringor. He started off with a suspicious glance at Tom, as though he anticipated a motion to reconsider and a deiire on the part of his brother to make a trip to town on the sly. His serious view of the wrong done him by Tom’s perversity had not inodifisd when he reached the millinery store on Oak street. In the rear of 'lie store is a large mirror, be hind vhich the work of the estab lishment is (lout. John saw him. seif iu the mirror and thought it was Pom. In an instant his dis gust at the manner in which he supposed Tom had deceived him became rampan/. Shaking lii B list at the mirror lie si ou/ed loud enough to throw one of the rnili iic-’h girls into hysterics: “Well, if you want to get tlie bonnet, get it!” Turniug on his heel John went home, where he found Tom read ing the adventures of “/?ork Dick, the Healthy Hoodlum of Idaho.’’ And that’s why John’s sister wasn’t at player meeting on Wednesday night. HI I n fallible Kviucd/ A man with insolent side whis kers and the tame look of a creat ure who does not derive much rev enue from the domestic affections came into the Harlen Folic* Court recently and said he wan ted to inquire .nto the law. The magistrate tol 1 him to initerrogate regardless of expense. Then tha tame looking mao said : “Is there anything in the books about keeping obnoxious persons off a man's premises ?” “Yes ” said his honor, “there is a good deal on /he subject '’ “Then, ’ said the tame looking man, “there is a chance lor me to do something. There's a person —a woman sir—who makes it her busiue s to cotno to my house and set me and my wife by the ears. Can I have her ejected ?” “Perhaps, who she ?” “Well, sir, it don’t sound well and 1 m sorry to say it hut it’s my wife’s mother.” *‘<)h, fix that up among your selves ' said the magistrate. “The court ought to have nothing to do with such affairs. ” “But, sir, what ran I do ? ’Taint my fault l ” “Oh likely enough it is.” “How can I help having a moth er-iu-law ?” “Ought to have married a wid ower’s daughmr if you thought you didn't want one.” The tame looking man went out looking as if he were puzzling himself over a conundrum. A man has invented a cast-iron table-ware that looks just like por colain, and is in ecstacy when he sees a servant girl drop half a dozen cups and shriek with at observing their failure to break.