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■ HE UAL V, I rl . Bl . IS HED KVEHV TUESDAY EVENINO I juunCKIPTION RATES: I , „ . - $1.50 I Months, - - - I tkx * Ali‘l ill’s - - - - *si I I'ffmbseriptions must lie paid m I V s’ Mll ,| ifiii.ireiiewcil |iroinpt- I * l i'rtie .-n |" ctt* '<<' l wilt lie disouidm- I Rial- f aI) VER ISK, M ENTS I , iraiisicnf eliuraotor will be charg I O’ 9 , Hie first insertien, and 50e I *al-ii subsequent insertion. I ’'lii vmiiiiuiueations intended for I t3r , ia! benefit. wiU be charged for I 1 "'o « ivg"lar advertised rates. I #r J,.siiort and mnvsy eouniunnea i.rnsfmiu any Part of the county so tjeaeral ©iretory. ■ CIVIL GOVERNMENT- I L. Hutchins, Judge Sup. Court. I |i V Cain. Clerk Sup. Court, I r Umkiu. Ordinary. I W. t’. Cosby, Sheritt. I \\'. K. Brown, Treasurer. I p. W. Andrews, I’ax Receiver, I ,V Verner, Tax Oollectorr K. N. Mutf'ett, Surveyor, fl. Wilsoo, Coroner. COUNTY COM MISSION BUS. [) .Spence, Chairman and Clerk, N Jjeiunti K Cloud, J. K IlnpKiiis, An drew Carner. BOARD OF EDUCATION. T K. VVinti. School Commissioner .1 1», Spence, T- Patillo, . .1. Webb B Noel, T Iv Winn. JUSTICES. I .swrenct v.lle, 40 1 111 dial W. Cole, .1 ■ P.. M. 1., Adair, N. P, Isl Fri- Berksbire, 405 dist—J, W, Andrews, J,B Charles McKinney, N. P. 3rd Sal m.jay. Ben Siuith’a, 3IC iliat—W . !». Snmn J P, ,1.0 Hawthorn, N. P. 3rd Sal unlay. Bay i'lei-k, 1295 dist \V. J Bag _ell j. p. J- I’. MeKlVanpy, N. i‘. Isl Sat u relay. Sow a one, 404th (list—T. N. Smitli. J J’-, A <*. Harris, N l* 3rd Satui'ilay. But on I, 5501 h <1 i - 1' C. Poo ion, J P, J M Posey, N. P. Fti day before 3rd Saturday. MUNICIPAL. John C.Smith, Mayor. COUNCIL A L Moore, K 1* Herriu S A Townley W Brown A RRIVAI. AND DEPARTURE OF TRAIN Arrives from Suwannee, 5.50 p. m leaves lor Suwannee, 7 a- in. ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OP MAU.S.- Jrpferbon—Arrives 12 in, depart* p. m., Monday and Thursday. Tkaui.es Store. —Departs G a m ar rives g p in, Monday and Thursday. InuANViLi.R. Arrives 10 a m, dr parts 1 p ra.—Daily. Vku.ow River. -Arrives 12 m., di pail* t a in. VV e luesday and Satnrdav W. 11. H \RVKY, P. - CHURCHES Baptist -Rev 1, R Barrett, paßtor Services every Sunday Methodist- Rev M D Turner Pastor Services on the Ist and 2nd Sundays. Sunday School. — A T Pattillo, Supt Kverry Sunday at 3 |> in Presbyterian -Rev F McClelland, Pastor, Services ou 2nd ud 4t h Sundays in each month. Sunday School.—T R Powell. Supt Every Sunday at 9.30 a in’ FRATERNAL. Lawrrhcevii.i.e Masonic I.oduk,— J D Spence VV M , S A Hagood, S VV, 8 J.VViim, VV. Meets on Tuesday night on or helm e lull moon in each mouth Mt Vernon Chapter, No 39, R A M J D Spence, II P, A T Pattillo Sec, Meets Fiiduy niglP helore the 3rd Sunday iu each month. tIwiNNETT Superior Court -\. 1.. Hutchins, udge. Convenes on the Ist 11 Malay in March and Seidcmtiw. Flic hr M. Johnson ATTORNEY AT LAW. OAINF.SVU.LK, HA. Will practice in this ami adjoining circuits, and the Supreme routl ol the Stale. Business intrusted to his care wi I receive prompt attention. E. S. V. B RIANT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Logansville, a. All business entrusted to his care will receive prompt attention. Collections a specially. Apr.ll-ly Samuel C- POE, Plant r r and Hrck* mason. IiAWKENCFVILLE, Ga. Takes this method to inform the public generally, that he is still at the uhove place, an is now prepared to contract f .r any kin ' ol work in his line, t aid now iga eil in ttie manufacture of brick, ai.d will do your work on short not.ee. Satislac tion guarantiee. Contracting a spec iality. uiavlS-Si . DM k lor S»vr-M*s | SAII Ti I I'otimli irs. uni, 1 A Mil * Ala. liinc «.1.0t.5. I Si ev "f ■ a ■ ■ ■■ thetanitkis* EMERY Slc.mi4.aiY feIMOiNU I Maim* Co- Sj BURNHAM'S Sr improved &£. STAND’D TURBINF Is (lie ties! con*»'i ted and ttnished, give het -aejjfif ter .percentage, i» ore Jr power and is so I for fMJllil* less money per horse power, thnn into ot licit ®—•** *** Turbine in the world phlet sent free by B .At, BROS.. York. 1* 13 WEEKS.S 1 The POLIUK GAZRITK will mailed, securely wrap[>ed, to any in the United States lor three iu eoeipt of B*6 ONE DOLLAR l.ioeral discount allowed to postmas ters, sgenta and clubs. Sample copies mailed free. Address all orders to RICHARD K, FOX. Franklin Square, New York; ■I hi am Though prompt and efficient, it is mild hikl harmless, safe and reliable for children. Wherever known it is t he mothers' favorite ineoioine for the infant, the ehildreii and adults. It is surprisingly effeetive. tori hex iss. uqrm »»«• The wonderful Success in coiisump- Lon, Bronchitis, asthma, spitting of tilood, sore throat, loss of voice, cHlnr rhai throat affections, ehrotiie hacking irritating and troulilesome roughs. Ronyh on Toothache. instant relief for neuralgia, tooth ache ini-eache. 15a*. £.B. >NPLLh. Jeifci-j <ity, ©Kfemett agjpft HotM, IYLER M. PKFPLES, Proprietor. VOL XV. EDITORIAL BREVITIES The Indian Sutnmoi is probably at hand.* Evidently Prince Alexander is not disposed to be calm. -Perhaps from now on, Civil Service Commission will he more civil, l”bui th’s country will need pre'ty soon is a tolroggi u „hat will slide up hiii. If any man attempts to offer Benjy Butler the Vice Presidency any more shoot him on the spot. If Iry Davenport is any kin to ,/ohnny, New York democrats must bury him under a heavy ma jority. itir. Forney's Progress has been dif-eou inued The'rouble was.it did not appeal to be inuking any uriigtes, Den. Carr, of New, York, despite his protestations, seems to be nothing but a second-class repub lican car. At these presents, it wonld ap pear as though Governor Hill would be selected to take the hide off Iry Davenport. The Mugwumps were only ens ist at for three months (luting the las! eumpaign. They will return to the old salt"lick. Priuce Plon Pion edits and pub lishes a manifesto. This is about as dangerous as a Mexican gener al's pronuneiamento. It is pretty well ascertained in Washington that the President lias the ' ecignations of Col, Eaton able and eminent co-partisans and humbugs. Govecor Hoadly’s law partner is al, large again, and is predicting democratic success in Ohio. He performed in this way during the last Presidential election. The Grant monument fund re ceived another encouraging boost a diy or two ago, A West Virgin ia church and a Baltimore preach or hurled $3 into the bloody chasm. It will not help the English to bear their defeat gracefully .to be informed by French txperts tha' the American model, as illustrated iu the puritan, is the besi in the world. Cannibal lltunhu is going about the country fares in Maine, timing (rotting horses wiilrout a watch. Han would be an invaluable judge when the record is to be lowered. If Hon. John Sherman's sus pen (Mrs do n t previously give away, he will g« down into Virgin iu uoou and hit himself upon the stump. This venerable fossil is very wearjing. , ol Flushing, Long Islanl.mars tied men who are caught out alter J 1 o’clock at, night, are ducked by a vigilance Commit .ec If this rule was established in Ueorgia, some of our best citizens would get ft free bath every night. Ii is perfectly plain now fliut if everybody across ttie hue hud been as long getting mad as old John Sherman, the North would have been whipped and a new orop of children would have voted four times ere now. Home of the Northern papers have beeu deceived into believing that Georgia is a storm swept sec lion, whose people live above around iu fair weather, and scuriv O down iuto cyclone pits whenever tie breezes blow. 2’he elycone pit is a curiosity in Georgia, and there is uot near so much use for it here as in Ohio. Hays the Boutin '/raveler ; “Republican voters at the South should do their duty as voters, even though the performance of such duiy may seem useless for the time, This is a good advice. We do not need these gentlemen’s v«t<,s just now, but it is very well enough for them to get into the habit of voting the democratic ticket. The time may cone when they will be needed. THE OLD LAWIIKNOKYILLE CAMP GROUND. s SOME THINGS OF I t'S EARLY HISTORY. CHAP. VI. Editoh Herald -The third greet preacher of whom I would write, waa the noted James I'aniet ly, the wooden-legged preacher of South Carolina, so famous in his state 40 or 50 years ago. I fsel the difficulty of tbo task, for he was a non d< script, and would require a more graphic pen than mine to describe. So odd. so utique, so full of idiocineracies, that for me it will be a most diffi mil undertaking. Yet he was one of the “great preachers” that came to the camp ground in the early /itnes, of whom I propose to write. He was a celebrity in his own State add Gorgia too, and I had heard much of him—of his canstie'rebukes from the pulp’t— his quaint sayings, his pecul ar manner of speech and his wonder ful fluency in the pulpit. After all this, it was only neces sary to see him to he convinced that I had a faint conception of the ■ i dity. Iu the summer of 1843, while on a visit to Oxford, where he had a son in college, he was induced by Key Dr Mitcell, then of Oxford, anil who had been on this circuit a fen years before, to accompany him anil his wife to the camp meet mg, and he came. I was quartered there as one of the tent holders, anil on their ar rival, they came to my tent. Being introduced, my attempt ed politeness was met by a biiift’ shake of the hand, and no re turn for my “glad to meet you sir.’’ His singular bearing, and want of the usual courtesies at an ins iroduetion, caused me to scruti nize Lim w ; th much curiosity, and some astonishment. He was old heavy, with a mark ed face nol of kindness, but its conn ary, and not a single feat tire to convince me that in him was any of the milk of human kind ness, and there, toe, was that vor -1 able “wooden leg.’ that had bos ccuib historic. Hie seemed much laiigued by his journey; had no talk, only “yes,” and “no” when addressed, in a quaking voice that would re pell yon. T'i my mind he was a prodigy, a non duscript, that nev «r had, and never will have a par elleh I wish I could describe. It would be a picture teat eveu Da guerre coula never itumiia e. Soon Peyton P. Smith, the presiding elder, came in, [und the same want of cordiality on his part, and that same qneuk of his voice only answered him general ly, in moLoaylables. “I hope you will preach for us, brother Danielly/’ said the presis diug elder. “I will preach a little for aisier Mitchell,’’ squeaked out Mt, Danielly. He was soon carried by Mr. Smith to the preachers tent, mid drawing a long breath of relie, | said to Du. M. “Oh, sir, can he preach ?’’ “You will find that he can. when yon hem- him." “But he baH no voice,” said I. “His will improve when he geis iu the pulpit,’’ said the Dr. A*, the next, 11 o'clock service, he hobbled into /ne stand, where a la' ge crowd awaited his coming with euger curiosity. His text was from Zacbariah ; “Who art th>.u. oh great moun tain ’ before Ztrrubabk thou shall become a plain ; and he shall bring foitb the head stone with shouP > ings, crying grace, grace unto it.’ His voice at the beginning was weak and his manner tame, but soon it began to well up- and high er and nighgr, until ii became ab the blast of x trumpet, reverberat ing through the entire encamp meet, and far away over the tree top oi the surrounding forests, to be heard a mile away ! His text was a grand subject and most grandly hrnd'ed, and i ttie same sermon most probably had been preuchod oy hjm at camp meetings from the Tuge.o to Ihe Peedee, in the Jays of his miniates rial prime and was a lesson well learned. 1 1 abounded ’’n beaati- Oar Oirti Section—We Labor For Its Advancement. LAWRENCEVILLE, GA. October 6 1885 flit figures, and simmetncal out lines, that pleased the ear, aston ished the mind, lint wanting, ns we /bought, in spirituality. Ne eriiieless, it was a wonderful effort uevei to he forgotten. A i its close we concluded; •What n wonderful freak of nature it was when he was made! She has made but one James Dauielly and will never make anoiher” ! As before stated, he was seveie in his reproofs, anil seems !o have had a penchant that way, and glad to have the oyportuuity. Caustic a ini iil nat tired it would, and some times deserved and sometimes not most probably. VVehad heard of many of them, -o, no doubt, have some of my leaders One wil boar repeating to illustrate at this pob-t. Preaching at a camp met /ing in his own State, a young man, called ti dat.dy ilnii. but would be called a “dltde” now, st ik d tlow it I* i» isle near to the altar, twit : g ' gold-headed catte- Stopping his discourse and pointiu* towards him, lie said: “Young mail, there will bo no gold-headed canes in heaven !” “Nor wooden legs neither,” said the dtndy. This was a “Rowland for his 01 iver,’’ and the preacher came out second best tnat time. * * * * The 4th and last of the great pi each era’’ of whom 1 propose lo write in these chapters, was Jack son P. Turner. Mr'.Turner was born and bro’t np in this county, on the head wa ters of Beaver Ruin, near where tlie town of Norcross no stands, He was nrmed “Sampson, by his pa'cuts, bit* for some reason, when he became a preseter he changed it to Jackson P. //is education at the start was limited and imperfect, having had btu poor opporiunities of school ing. He al o had poor opportuni ties of religious training, his fa 111 er Bang an inftde : , perhaps snathe isr, and some, perhaps ally Bis brothers on the same line. Bat he had a pious mother, the second wife of his father, and from her his susceptible mind was embueil with the precepts of religion. While yet in his teens he became converted and joined the ctiurch. and oefoie rerching his majority, was impressed thut it was his du ty to preach. Realizing his want of suitable education, to qualify him for this high calling, he bent his untiring energies to the im peovement of his education, and with much success, //aviug supe rior natural endowments, as al* his family had, he succeeded rapid ly and in a few years became a preacher of high scholarly at ain meets. In a few years, while yet young, he became a mau of mark and an acknowledged genius, attaining to high distinction in the conference, and soon wax promoted to the of fice of presiding elder, and appoint eil to the dig!riot in which was cm braced his native county and the home of his childhood. At the fust camp meeting after his promotion, he filled the pulpit at 11 o’clock on Sunday During bis absence for a few years iu oth er fields, he had grown from the awkward s ripling, to the full grows man of full proportions, and a personal that wonld have im pressed oven a stranger, as a man of force and power, intellectually as well as physically- His text on tl at occasion was, “Add I saw saw a new Heaven and a new i-aoth, and the old He av ens had passed away nnd there was no more .- ee." His sermon was of the aesurrec t on, and it was grand in itsimag inury and sublime in ns path s. This is but a feeble iribute to my friend and fellow county man, and I was proud of him us such. He died early, and the world was poorer when he di -d. His early demise was one of those s-range and mysterious providen ces we somedmes see and can’t •jn-- derstan' 1 . Had he lived to ripe years he would have attained to the big. est summit of a man and a preacher. But Leaven liavedlieir time to fall, AmJ llowers to wither at the narlh ind's breath. And stars to sit -blit all Thou hast all seasons for thine own oil ! deulli. W HE SAW THE EDITOR. Among the tenants at No. 34 city hall place vs John I. Ford, a muscular brass polisher, about twenty-eight years old. He is aoy quainted with most of the politi cians in the lowest wards uml has learned sol e of their bad ways. Ford has a profound contempt for the press when the press does not udAocale the schemes or cans didu es in which he or his friends may be intert sted. In reading the Sun yesterday his eyes alight ed on something which displeased him and he swo.ie revenge on the editor. . After taking on board n goodly load of fourth ward whisky he started fur the Sun office. He climed up to the city room and told the boy who guards the gate that he wanted to see ihe editor. “What’s your business'?" asked (In boy polio ly. “I want to lick him, for some thing he has in the paper about me to day.” he replied, boisterous ly- City editor Jehu Bogart and liis assistant, Mr. Carvalno, threw down their papers and look un concernedly at the infurated visit or. The reporters stopped writ ing and sat bolt upright. Ford blurted out that he could “lick” any man in ttoe office. In less than a minute after the declaration he appealed upon the sidewalk holding three .eetli in his left hand while his right hand was closely pressed to his right jaw He thought a cyclone had struck him. He ran across the yelling that there was a regiment ot murderers in pursuit. He halt ed in the park and looked eround. Then be began raving about the shabby neat men t he had received. In the meantime reporter Rock well appeard on the steps of the Sun building ha* less and ceatless wiih his stiint sleeves rolled up. “What’s up,” was asked. “A man came into the office to knock oar edi'or out of time, and he fell down two flights of stairs au.l I wa it to know if he is hurt,” replied Mr. Rockwell as is bounc ing a disagieutble visitor was an every day occurrence. THE NEW BOY WAS FIRM Four boys seated on a line fence dividiup two houses from John R. street attracted the attention of a pedistrian pcsteriiav, and he halt ed aim asked what they were look ing at “iVew family moving in here to day,’ - replied one ‘ Well, what <>f it ?” “They’ve got a boy about an big as us.’’ “Well, what of that 1 ?” .‘Nothing, only we was trying him. At that moment the new boy appeared ou the grass about twen ty feet away. One of the beys on the fence made up a face at him. He promptly responded. Tiled another boy threw a stone at him- He hurled it back. “Say, I’ll iick you !” called the biggesDboy. “You can’t do it!” The four boys made as if they would jump over the fence, but the new boy stood firm. “a’li dare you up here !’’ “I’ll dare you down hese !” “He's all right—he’s game,’ said the boy to tbe pedis trian “If he was a coward we was g oing to lick him, but now we’ll go o ver and let him have a whiff of our cigar stub.” HE KNEW. The rector was paying a visit to the Sunday school, pausing fhete to make a suggestion, here to ask ti question. “Kddb, do you know your cate chism well ?” he asked of a little fellow in the infant class. “Gums so.’’ “Well let’s see. Who made you?’ “G od.” “Very good. Now, who was the lirst man 1 ’ “Don’t know,’’ and then, after a pause, with a look of innocent self atisfaction, “but mamma says you are the handsomest man in town.” —Harper's Bazar. A LIBERAL FROSF-CUTOR. In Poinsett county, a prosecut ing attorney, after vainly endeav oring to convict a man upon an indictment found by the grand jury, atose in court and arid: “Your honor, I sco that it is useless to bring a man io trial in this county, and I now propose t (1 nolle pros, all the remaining cases.” The judge raised no objections and the cases were “wiped out.” Just as the prosecuting attorney reached the foot of the stairs, be was niei by tuo foreman of the grand jury who said that ne had just found an indictment against a man for stealing a cow. “1/ makes no difference,” re plied the attorney. “1 m going home—have fooled with you sols lows as long a- 1 am going to. Makes no difference to me how many ir.dioimeets you find.” “Well, but the witnesses are all here, and out yondey stands the man who lost the cow.” “Come here a minute," said the attorney culling him. “What was you blamed cow worth ?” “Twelve dollars ahd a half.” “Well, here's your money, I’d rather pay the damages than to money with die case.” TOUGH. When it comes to /ougiinexs. Texas beuf is entitled to the blue ribbon. The average Texas land lord usually manages to secure the toughest beef in the the mar ket. “Is there a carpot beating es tablishuieut next door ?” asked a newly arrived guest at an Austin hotel. “Not that I ever heard of.’’ “Well, thon you must have a blucksrnitlTs shop in the cellar. Doyot. shoe horses in the cel lar ?” “Why, no stranger, what, makes you think so”’ “What’s all that pounding as if there was a boiler factory in full blast, or some coopers were dri ving down the hoops on a wooden cistern.” “O, that! Why /hat’s the cook pounding the beefsteak for break fast.”—Texas Siftings. PLANTATION PHILOSOPHY. De man wliut ken ask tie most questions ken answer de fewest. De pusson what is do last ter laugh wider joy is de soonest tei groan wider sorrow. Ter some pussons slander in tiuciiul, De hog wcuhlJ ru/eer waller in dc mud don ter lie down lr, clean water, I doftu b’lebe dar eber wuz er mau wliut didn’t sorter dodge the ruth at some time durin’ his life. Ez fer uiyse’f, I’se told many a tale w'uut I knowd wa’nt so, When I wuz er boy, 6' lie come so nach** nl dat when I got to be a man, I couldi/t altogether break of de habit. You’ll find many er man whut'U say dat he neber toie er lie, an’ yer mav say so at de same time, but bof’ o’ yer knows dat ye air a couple o’ liars Doan talk to me ’bout ;lia Leah human naler, fur I’se er chile o’ Jo same school myse’f—O. /*. Read, Wanted him for a model A flashily dressed young mau was standing just inside the front door of the passenger coach pre tendin'* to look out the window at the rceiicrv. Occasionally he walked lo the rear end of the car. He did a great deal of attitudini zing, apparently for the benclit of the ladies. He seemed to think his shape perfection, and enough to travel on in case the cars stop* p«d. His manly lorm was so con spicuous that pretty soou a pass enger weut up to him and said : “Sir, you excite my admiration. lam an artist--a sculptor—and I should like your services as a mod el.” “Aw, thunks, sir, are you untkin au Apollo returned the young man, with a look of triumph to ward the lady passengers. “Oh, no,” said the artist, “cigar signs.” JOHN T. WILSON, Jit.. Publisher ODDS AND ENDS. A hat mailee of alligator loatuor in an autumn oddity. Hp in Vermont $17,001) skating rinks aro offered fovsHoo. Tko distinguished John L. Sul ivan has squandered $157,000 so far. Americans feel queer when they walk in “Body of Christ St roe,” Mexico. 2 Madam Mario Selika, the color ed pritna donna, of Boston, has finished her studies nbioad and is on her way home. The refusal by a teetotal tailoi to make clothes for rum sellers is a new cause for temperance diß cussiod in London. India women do not like to be doctored by men. Lady JHitierin is president of a society to educate women for medical practice. The penalty for selling a cigar ette to a boy or girl under sixteen years of age in New Hampshire eas been made s‘2o for each of f once, An agitation to change the name of tile Methodiit Episcopal Church Sou'll is likely to result, it is thought, in a choice of Episco" pal Methodist. French rials are goiug out of fushiou in New York and the do-, maud for small houses far exceeds the supply. The Emperor of Russia travels in railroad ears ihat once belong ed to yVapuleon 111, but they have boon greatly improved, and are said to bo tint finest oars in tho wo Id. The medical peiiodicals contain numerous pui'iiirraphs and letters complaining of physicians, who it is urged, selfishly force themselves upon the dnblic attention. The ill feeling in France to wards Eng/uad is indicated by the fact Hint tout one issue of a Paris daily journal contaied five articles abusing the Britons virulently. A New Haven beggar with a swollen hand and a story of awful sull'ming from rheumatism has been exposed. He produced the pitiful symptoms by binding his arm with a cord. Oysters are cheap food, and yet a steward explains that they are unprofitable for hotel tables, be cause guests never think of letting them take place of any regular course in a meal. A Baltimore negro has literally worn two fingeis off in many years of i hoveling coal. T>’e case i- re ported by the physicians as a curi osiiy. There is no apparent dis ease, and no inconvenience. Mr. Bcnnett’t 'steam yacht Na~ mouna has a crew, all told, of more than fifty men, and cost ß him about S2OO a day, without making any allowance for wines and larder. She is always aeady an ocean voyage. The modern beverage m eheip taverns iu Normandy is cider that tastes like veuegar and water, and is sold r t two ceuts a quart. A tourist says that a msuthful ot good New England apple juice would delight and astound a na tive. The Western Reserve Universi ty, at Cleveland, Ohio, no longer admits women <o the study of medicine The change was made a few days ago—-o suddenly that students who had written for jal endars, and even paid their lees, knew nothing of it till they reach eel Cleveland. lie was wiping away his tears with a dirty list in ihe post office alley when o e of tbe latter carri ers asked what ailed him “My brother Jim got kicked,’ was the reply, “Cau you show me the mau “It wasn’t any man at all, but u horse.” “Oh, I see. Where was be kick eel “in the head.” “Well, 1 wouldn't cry about it, be'll probubly get well.” ‘ Y-yes, if he does I dou’t get his new hat ana Sun lay clothes,” G WOfJfETT HERALD. A WIDE AWAKE COUNTY NEWSPAPER JOB PRINTING A SPECIAL FEATURE Book work, legal blanks, letter ads, note heads, bill heads, pos« 1(1 s, cards, envelops— everything n job printing line done in nea it d tasty style and on short no-> »e. Pricts low and work guar anteed: Call on us. Entered at the Post Offlee at t.aw« reuueville, as second class mail mut ter. NO 31 //IS ONLY REASON. Indignant purchaser—See here, sir : I don’t waut this horso yo H sold me. Ha balks- I cau't get him over the bridge. Jockey— Thai’s the reason I sold him. Why did you co ne tc me for the horse f “I saw yenr advertisement in the paper.” “I ihonght so. I gave yon my reason for selling him,” “Yes. To bo sold,” you stated, *f«r to other reason than that the owner waits to get out of town.” “Well, »f you can get out of town with him it will be more than I can do—Philndalgbia Call “As this is the fourth tune you have rejected my offer of mar riag«, 1 consider it due to myself to let you know that I was only joking,” said Gnsde Smith toMiss Birdie McGinnis. “l’ou say you were only jok ing f” asked Birdie. ‘Only joking.” “(), Gus. don’t say that, because 1 wasn’t serious myself when 1 re jteteded you. Come now, dou’t be a fold “Birder. ’ «. Gum.” “Yum, yum, yuw," by both parties Tableau with soft music by the band. COU T)NT CHEAT. Ragman—“Madame, shnst dven ty-four bounds-’’ Biddy— ‘Ye old scoundrel, it weighs over forty, for I weighed it meselt ” . ( /iugman—“B-lieve me, madame, I vouldu’t sheat a child. But my scales vill only vay dventy-four pounds.” A family physician reecommends those who expect to suffer from hav fever this summer to be eare nl in maintaining a heaftk status, to live by rule, and avoiJ causes of excitement. Change of places is the most efficient aemedy of the attack that has fully begunj—Chi cage Times. When a man nearly break 3 his neck getting out of the way of a lightning bug, supposing it to bo the headlight of a locomotive, it< is Fine for him to sign the pledge. •dn Indiana young woman has ia vented a piano stool teat rests! the back. Her next door neighboi will now be sure to move into an l other block. THE LAST CALL. Notice is nereby given, to aljJ persons indebted to me, either bf] note or amount, that to protoe. myself, I am compelled to collect!] every dollar due me; and all debt’ f not settled by the 15th of octobefi will be put in suit. This is tbi ’ lasi call, and all persons interest®; § will take notice. / also have some valuable tow | property and two fares near tow: which 1 offer for sale ai a bargaif f R N. Robinson, 18 Sept., ‘2lst, 1885.—1m0. DESSOLUTION OF FARTNEtJ SHIP. Notice is hereby given, that tlj partnership heretofore existing jjflij tween Wion is. VanghaK, drugifijfl is this day dissolved by Mutffi Consent, Mr. Marion A. Born htlß irig purchased the interest ofiij W. Vaughan. The business v’J| ] be conducted hereafter in the j name of Winn <Sr Born. I All parties indebted to the ,•* firm either by note or account 4 I be required to milk*;' iimnedj || payment in order lo close upl business. A. M. Wms| II J. W. I September. 25tli 1885 —line; f NOTICE TO PUBLIC SCHcJ ' TEACHERS. 1 will be in my office, itfl court house, ou Saturday, HE 3rd. for tie purpose of leceiw teachers’ Reports for the pre® year. ft Titos. E. Wins. 9 ■ Sept- 14th, 1885.—td.* Blue Stone for sale at a i store in Lawrence at 31bs. f ■ cents.—ts. Wm & Bo , I oto LawrenceviHe drugll a aud get full lino of diamond jjj : 9 —ts. Winn & Bfjlj 1 Electric bitters; the grifi ; 9 remedy of the age at Winn A® m —ts. ’ fll