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VOL. XVI
A MISERABLE WIFE.
AND A FORCIBLE LESSON AS TO HOW
TO CURE HEI!.
« “
“Yes, professor, I am afraid l
shall have to rent or sell my farm.
My wile is so miserable, I cannot
carry it on without hiring, and
hiring eats up all the best pro
fits/'
I looked at the speaker sdmir
irgly. He was about 60, and as
robust as a man of 30. //is whis
kers weie neaily trimmed, show
ing a full red cheek. He wore a
jaunty hat and natty cutaway coat,
and below liis vest hung a silk
fob and a heavy gold seal. I was
proud of hair, lie was such a
perfect picture of the New York
gentleman from the rural districts
that I wanted to impriut his picL
lire on my memory.
“So your wife is miserable ?” I
said.
“Yes, kinder droopin,’ with a
dry cough and no ambition. She
jest kinder drags around the house
and looks so peaked aud tcrawney
it gives me the blues. L does, I
swan:”
“Naturally weakly, wasn’t she?”
“She. Oh ro When 1 mar
ried her she was the smartest girl
on the creek. She used to work
foi father, and the way she made
the work stand took my eye. She
was a poor girl, and her industry
got her a rich husband.”
Heie he carelessly took out a
gold watch, looked at the time,
put it back, adjusted the silk fob
on the from ot bis nicely fi ling
trousers.
“So »be did well, get bug mar
ried on account cf he industry”
“Why of course; she was get
ting only $2.50 per week, aud she
became mistress of a farm.”
“Excuse uie, but now much are
you woitfi now, confidentially,
you know, lam a scientific man,
uud will uever use such facts to
your injury with lire assessor.”
“Web professor, I could crowd
$50,000 pretty hard.”
“That is good, //ow long have
you been married?’’
“Tnirty years next Fourth of
July. We went dowu to Albany
on a little teeter, aud I proposed
the match and faue was willing.
“How much do you suppose
you have made in these tl irty
years?’’
“Hum—urn —lemine see. I got
ihe Davis farm the first ten years,
then 1 run in debt for the Sim
mons place, got war prices for
my efieese and squared up both
places. Well, I think I have up
$30,000 since we spiiyd.”
Very good, iudeed. Ank your
wife has been a great help all this
lime?”
“Oh, you bet She was a rat
tler. She took care of her baby
aud the milk from twenty cows. 1
tell you Bhe made the tiuware flop.
Why, we have had four children,
and she i.ever hud a hired g rl ov
er six months in that time. ’
“Spieudid; and you Have clear.'
ed $30,000 in that tune? ’
“Yes, easy.”
“Now how much bus your wife
made ?’
“b he, why darn it, professor,
the is my wife.”
“I know it. But what has she
made? You say she was poor
when you married her. Now
what has she made?’
“Why, by gum, you beat all.
Why, she is my wile aDd we own
it all together.”
“Do you? Then she can draw
on your bunk account? Then she
has ahorse aud a cairiage when
soe wants them? Theu she has a
servant when bhe wants one?
Tien the rides out for her health,
and has a watch aud chain of gold
as you do? ls that so?’
“Profemor, you must be cra
zy, Nobody’s wife is boss in that
shape. Who ever beard of such a
thing ?’
"Now, look here. You said
she did well in marrying rich, and
I cannot see it. If she was get
ting $2.50 per week whtn you
married her, and had srved her
wages, she wou d have bad $3,600
If she had iuvensted it she would
have had $5,000. Now you tell
me she is broAeu down, Übed up
and miserable, ai a looks so bud
she makes you sick, aud she has
no money, no help, and will get
probably nothing hut a Sc.o ch
granite tombstone when she dies.’
“Professor, if yon were a young
er man, I would lick you ' quick
er’n a spring lamb can jump a
thistle."
“What for? lam staring this
case fairly, am I not ? Yout wife
is no longer young. She is no
longer handsome. Her hands are
as hard as an editor's cheek, and
«he l»as a hump a 1 ir back line a
peddler,” sjf j: V
“Shut up, will you?”
“She raised four children. One
of them is at college One is ta
king m .sic let-sons at Ilos on.
The other two are teaching ichool
She is a, heme alone, going around
iu a treadmill life which will end
in a country funeral.”
“Stop that professor, will you?’
‘While you are still a handsome
man, with just enough gray in
your whiskers to make you look
interesting, no doubt you have
been thinking of soma nice young
gitl of 18 who would jump at the
chance to marry your tfiiity cows
and twenty acres of hope.’
‘P.ofessor, I wont s>ay here if
you don’t let up on that.’
‘And your wife does not look
weU in that new Watertown wa 1 -
tertown wagon, so you lake your
hired man and neighbors’ girls to
meeting. Your never goes amy;
win re, so you do no< get her a
watch like your own, nor a new
silk dress, nor a pony that she
could drive, nor a basket phsetoa
that she could climb into without
a ladder. She nevey bays any
thing, so you have not got her a
bet of teeth like your uwn gold
and rubber, but sh lias to gum ii
until her nose is pushed up into
her forehead and her face wrink
les like a urned boot. Sue nev
er goes out. so she noes not dye
tiair as you do yours, but. it look
like milk weed pod gone to seed.
She has to work in ihe kitchen, so
she gets no nice tooth-pick shoes
iike yours, hut goes chumping
around like a slierp in a dry goods
box ’
‘Darn my .fobin if I don’t ’
‘No you won’i, you will just let
her woik right along, aud ilien
you will marry st me high-flyer
who will pull every hair out of
your head, serve you right, too.’
‘Professor for mercy sake, wont
you stop.’
‘When you kno v, and t know,
th st if your wife had a riiance to
res', had nice clotlica like other
(Yemen, she would be one of the
handsomest women in town.’
•I swan I believe it.’
‘And, old as she is, if you were
to get out the carri ge next Sun
day and drive around with the
colts, and tell her you wanted her
to go to meeting with you she
would actually blush with pleas
uie.’
‘Darned if I don’t do it.’
‘Then Monday, if you were to
tell her you were going to hir-e a
girl and she must sit in the sit
tiog-ioom by that new nickel-pla
ted coal stove and work on ‘ha
new silk you are going to buy for
her ’
‘Professor, i hat’s me.’
‘And thin hand her a nickel
wallet with a steel clasps and with
live nice new S2O notes in if, and
tell /ter to do her own trading af
ter this because yon hava got til
ed of looking after so much mon
ey’
‘I will as sure ns yon live.
‘And ;hen when tile tears start
in her eyes acd the same < 1 i blush
comes out that you thought was
so nice when you wont on that
teeter to < Albany if you would kiss
her ’
“You’re right old man-’
‘Then I tbinkyou would no long
er have a a miserable w.fe. i’nen
you would to longer wan l to se l
or rent the farm, but would be
showing tho mother of your child
ren how much you respected her
for her life of devoiion. Then
if you made your wili all right, and
-he had a good rest, I think she
would tome time be au eligible
widow.’
‘Think so professor ?’
‘I know it. Woman is a plaut
thrt wau s sunshine. You have
been leaving your wife in the shade
too Icmg. She has lost her color.
She has given up aii hope of ad
miration and love, and is only
waiting to die and get out of the
way. Suppose you were reated
sit’
‘Wha' me ? lam all right,’
‘Yes, I know. Women pity you
because roil are tired of such a
sorry looking wife. Fcobsh old
maids and silly gills whisper be
hind yonr back whai a nice look
ing man you are, aud what a stick
of "i wije you l ave got, and you
are jus' soft enough to weas tight
boots aud oil wfiut htlie hair you
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bane left on the lop of your head
and go around figuring up how
long before your wife will die.’
‘day now, see here, professes,
there is a limits to endurance. 1
am going.'
‘1 am coming down to see you
next week; Jill it he all right ?'
‘Yes. if jon drop this kind ftf
talk and won’t tell of my oom
p/iunts about my wife, I will try
yotil mcdicin£. Would you stick
for tl'ttito.part of your proposition
abeif! the puekot hook and S2O
Holes ?’ S
‘How much did you say you had
made k gather X
T cute. The dress will be all
right the pony and phaeton will be
handy lor the gins. Gome down
and see us, old man. but not a
wrd about ifTat talk Ii you
wash’s an old man. I’d . Tipe
ping .his derby back i n his head
and shaking .the wrinkles oui-of
his UiCUseiHf he put his hands in
his sauntered away.
‘Ther§, J^^i fl f,' ‘.is one man who
has tolterfthe only leg! 1 God-giv
en getting, i d of a misera
ble wife-’
—m
TWO STORIES.
/ __A_
‘I was reaßv w 4 tjjck,’ she said
to the guest.gTn liiisbaud at the
other eiid of ihe table sneered.
‘Well, you sneer, but you
know I I/was real, down
right siiik,. 1 might die and
you wouMnt eare ’
‘.Wou/du’t l i’ said the husband.
It was cruelly ambiguous. It
might mean uny hiug. You could
not tell whether he meant he
would bo glad -cr sorry, or if he
was merely chiding her ior sayiug
/
such a tiling.
‘When you were sick didn't I
watch over you and dpvote ail my
life to making comforiable
„nd woryiug aboy yoj4?'
‘Well, yes; yen seeded to ivor
ly a good 4eal, <421 adf'ii; but ’
‘Hu 1 (That? What are you
going to saw now? I never met
any lung so unfeeling and ungrate
ful a man.’
‘Now, look here,’ be said to the
guest, ‘I want to explain, 1 don’t
want to say anything harsh or un •
kind about lior- She’s been a pret
ty good \rile, ’as wives go, you
know, but she is nothing if not ar„
tistic. She has au eye for color
My boy, if you ever marry a wo
man who has laste and any eye for
color. ’
‘Don’t mind him,’ broke iu the
wife. 'He s talking nonsense ’
•I was sick once. 1 dislocated
my shoulder, and I conldn’l move,
i'hat was where she had me. I
could eat and drink and do every
thing but get up or move. No
sooner did she get me faily down
on a lounge out into the lightest
place in the house, and for a week
she kept trying ad sorts of cover
lets, and tidies, and hangings, aud
blankets on me, just lo see what
colore, sui ed my complexion and
the room best. Nhe wouldn’t let
aCy of my friat ds see me unless
I was covered up in pink shk or
blue satin, or embioidered bu
ziuk. or some other unpronounce
able, unintelligibly named stuff.’
‘That is au awful, fearful, wick
ed story!’
‘Now, my dear, you kuow it
isn’t. You kuow perfectly well 1
could not lesist- I couldn't
move.’
‘I dinu’t do anything of the
kiuu.’
‘I won't tell him, about that sick
ness of youvs.’
‘What sickutss?’
‘Well, when you get ihose new
—naver mind. I won’t give you
away.’
‘You can’t give me away. I’m
not afraid.’
•Well, you remember when you
ouught a dozen new aud elegant
—well, I may as well ray it —night-
caps,’
•You just hold your tongue-
I’m asamed of you-’
•Those nighl-caps. You know
quite weii you were taken sick
and received ali your lady friends
in Ded for i welve days.’
‘You horrible slanderer!’
‘E ich day in a new night-cap,
and you sveut oui on the thiri
teenth,’
Tneu she threw a. orange at
his head and he stopped.—rian
F rancisco Crouiclo.
A philosopher observes; ‘Six
ibings are rtquisite to create a
happy home ’ One of these is a
good cook, and ihe other five are
money —Duck.
\ liEBLL SPY’S SCHEME.
When Gen. Early made liis
great raid on Washington, I was
scouting between his advance and
the city, and was captured within
the city limit* iwenty-fom hours
before ins battle-flags appeared in
sight. I was dressed in citizen’s
cloihes, pretended to be deaf and
dum, and claimed to have been
driven out of Richmond because I
had written threatening letters to
Jefferson Davis.
ivnad been inside the forufica
tiouA for half a day, ard was slows
ly working out, when a couple ot
young men, both of whom were
considerably the worse lor liquor,
halted me and wanted to fight. I
had a pencil and a block of paper
wiili me, and I wiote:
‘Lain deaf and dumb.’
1 fiat made no difference with
them’ iudeed, they declared that
it would be quite a novel idea to
Jick a deal and dumb man, and
one of them gave me a cull on the
ear.
In those days I weighed 160
pounds and had the muscle of a
prize fighter 1 tried to gel away
from them without furtbe trouble,
but when I hey seemed determined
to have a row, I gave them all they
wanted, and wasn’t many minutes
about ii. A crowd of soldiers and
civilians collected, the provost
guard caiiie up and the result was
as I hud anticipated. 1 was ar
rested aud carried off to a guard
house. One of the young men,
who afterward turned out to be
related to a iu«inber of the capi
nei, fol owed ui to the office of
the provest marshal aud charged
me witn being a spy. No one
seemed to entertain a boubt that
I was deus and dumb, as I claim
ed, and my examination was car
ried on in writing. 1 was asked
my name, ago, where born, and a
hundred other quv.s ions, and then
searchid. They fouud nothing
on mo of a criminating nature, and
l reasoned that I would he detain
ed until after ihe excitement had
passed and then turned loose.
After bring detained three days
an officer on loved my quarters one
morning and bawl to me;
‘Wei l , dummy, you can pack up
and get out ’
Tile minute I heard his step
outside I waß on tuy guard, hut he
spoke in such a natual- ton* thut I
cane near giving myself away.
On three different occasions dur
ing the war I play the part of a
deaf and dumb man, and I tell you
it takes ah tire nerve and presence
of mind a man can ca/l up. I sat
facing the door, and, while I heatd
his words, I made uo movement.
He came clo-er to me and said;
‘Coaie, pack up our iraps; you
are to be turned lcoye,’
I looked him straight in the
eyes without winking, and after a
bit i a look ol chagrin stole over bis
face and ho motioned for me to
follow him. He took me to the
provost marshal’s office, and I was
ushered into a private room, where
the marshal ana hree or four
other officials were sea ed. On
tile way to the office, as we cross
ed a wide street, tho officer suds
deuly exclaimed;
‘There’s a runaway horse—look
out!’
If I hadn’t been expectiug
such thing on his part I might
have betrayed myself. 1 gave do
sign, continuing on with my head
down, I heard him growling;
‘They think they ve got a suck
er, but tiieyTl find out their mis
take!’
I eatered the office knowing
that every irick would be resorted
to breuk me down, aud my nerves
were bracked as if to charge a bat
tery of artillery. I was left stand
ing by the door for a moment,
when one of the officials ooked
up quietly and said:
‘/'ake a seat,-ir, anil we’il at
tend to you in a moment,’
I made no move, but looked
around the room in a stupid sort
ot way. I was looking out of Hie
window on to a roof when the
same official said;
‘You may come forward and
take this chair ’
I stood like a stone, and be
rose up, came over to me, and led
me to a chair at tbe table When
I was seated one cf the others re
marked;
‘Write your name, age and lust
place of re?i deuce on a slip of pa
per. Tint wai trick number
three, aud it failed, as tie others
had done. By and by the mar
filial wrote on a slip of paper;
‘Who are you and where from?’
I wrote in reply;
‘I am Charles Jones, of liich
mon d.’
‘But you are a Union man,’ aug
gostrd ore officer aloud.
1 saw his lips move, but be got
no sign from Tbe evaminution
continued iu this manner for a
full hour, tbe men using every ar
tifice lo trap me, but tley fai'ud
to score a single point. I knew
they would reserve the sharpiest
trick (or the last and was there
fore nerved up for it. At length
ihe marshal pushed hack in his
chair, poiuled his finger at my
bream and angrily exclaimed:
‘Wheve did that Confederate
hutibu come from?’
It was another failure: then he
turned toward his cnaipauious and
said :
‘Gent eoieD, it’s no use, Uie man
is ceituinly deaf and dumb, and a
d—d fool besided.’
‘We Lave wasted our town,’ re
pilieJ a second He is not only
that he claims to be, but in ybe
of gieat service to us. I’d have
the officer take him over to the
fcjccreiary of War.’
‘i guess 1 will,’ said the officer,
and lie rang a bell and I heard the
door open. Thau he turned to me,
careless us you please, and said :
•Uo with the officer.'
It was, their last .shot. 1 uever
moved a muscle uniil the office ap
ptoacl ed and placed his hand on
me. I was taken buck to the
guaid fieuse; kept a prisoner for
another week, and then the dis
gusted marshal turned me loose in
Lfin sheet,
HE WE. T TOO FAIL
‘Excuse me,’ he said as he halted
a geutlemau iu the corridor of the
City Hull, ‘but will you lend me
your eye-glass a moment?’
He put them on his nose to read
a Ibtier aud theu returned them
with:
‘/banks. Have yon the crrect
lime? Ah! Ten-tnirty.’
He set bis watch and confiden
tiaiiy inquired:
Ho was banded a box and, af
ter heiping himself to a liberal
shaio, he remarked:
T want to mail u letter in /be
Dux here, buL 1 find I have no poss
tage stamps. If you—’
He was handed a stamp. Whou
ne had licked it on and mailed his
letter he said:
‘I m goiog up Michigan avenue
o T welt lb sueei. Do you happen
to have a couple of street-ci»r
tickets?’
‘.Sir! This is too much!’exclaim
ed tho other. ‘I cau stand about
so much, but af.er that -’
‘Tuer! There! Beg your pardon!
How did I kn >w you drew the
hue on street-car tickets! No of
fense—none iu t 1 e least. I’ll
take youi name nhd make a mem
orandum of where your generosi
ty ceases and this shan’t happen
again. I mistook you for a get -
le/nau who draws the liiie on pay
ing foi the coupe ween l ask my
seif up io his house for supper.’—
Detroit I'ree Press.
COGITATIONS ON THE TOP
RAIL,
The fun of sleighing is more in
the jingie of the bells than in the
speed of the troiter.
Memory fattens er. trouble
while the body grows lean.
Never 1 uu when walking will an
swer the same purpose—it is a
useless watte of tis-ue.
The grin on the other lelkw’s
face is far more aggravating than
the fact that he has just whipped
you.
When a fellow really wants lo
fight he does scream for some one
to hold him.
It is a positive iuxury to have
some folks abuse you.
If a business man publishes tbe
fact that honesty is his motto, the
commum yis apt to fight shy of
him.
A tight shoe is more of a tyrant
than either a socialist or a boycot
ier.
The problem of life will be sol
ved when you want nothing and
can get nothing.
It is always some one else’s let
ters we forget t u mail.
When a man is painfully annus
cent watch him.
Imprudence will take you
further than timidity and also get
you whipped ofteuer —Detroit
Free Press.
A LEAK ON MANY FARMS.
One leak on nearly every fatrn
may be found in the neglect of the
agricultural implements- Id tra\>
eliag over the country, it is ur.u
sual sight to see plow.", harrows,
wagons, sleds, reapars, and mow
ers, etc., piled in the feuce corn
ers, in the fields, lams, barnyards
aud public highways. Wheuexur
JOHN T. WILSON, Jit., P 11 ;1 < i
you scotiiiugs pixdaround iu this
way, von cau set ii down that there
is at lens oue leak on thatfirin >
An pxmi a might be found for
some ! t i.isrs, limited means, that
they uo not able to build shelter
for ih, ir implements ; but we find
phe same iasjvou tarins where they
count tu. ir acies by the hundreds
and the dollars by the ihousaml,
A® of course the larger farm die
greater iha leak. We believe a
careful estimate of the ah Dual
shrinkage thus incurred by some
farmers would astonish them, and
show why arming does not p tj.
ALL ON ACCOUNT OF HIS
“AGILITY,”
Washington, Ga., Gazette.
Our worthy tax collector sent
out in January a batch of tax li las.
to he collected in the 175th dies
trici, aud he has recently received
returns of what was done, the affi
davit below being a part thereof.
The constable called on au old
colored rnah and demanded pay
ment at once. The darkey said
fucugh he had never seen f/eorge
Washington, slilt he was too old .o
be “taxerable." The officce asked
information of the learned Justice
of ttat bailiwick as to now to re
poit. “Tell him,” said his honor,
(lidlo h of course), “he mus: swear
to his age—in the absence ol sus
picious testimony this will do.
Explain to him how he must make
an affidavit ’'
It appears the constable d'd so;
for in a fsw days a son of the old
man brought the J P. the paper
below, and when asked who bad
got up the “docy mont’’ said, “Me
and sis fixed up it fur ’em.” The
text was as follows:
jail 30. 1885,
mr wilynm r smiih taxer
of wilkes county.
mr Hurt moooly ohcwo Lj- tl.«
ges is of die peas that on a count
of his agiii'y lie uint taxerble and
tliair fore lie uint axerlile
verry respectfully
Hurt mosely
GOOD RULES FOR TELLING
HORSES’ AGES.
The full-grown horse possesses
twenty-four back teeth, t hat i s six
ill each side oieach jaw ; these are
called molars or grinders. He Ims
twelve front teeth, that is six in
each jaw- Mates have uo tuches.
7’he loai bus either at iia birth, or
shortly afterward, eight,milk teeth,
that is, four in each jatv ; at about
12 memh two more milk teeth
come iu each jaw Tuese remain
unchanged till Ira isSyeaisold.
The mouth of ihe yearling aud
the 2 years old cauuot be con
founde. Tbe yearling mouth
shows no signs of use, and the
corner teeth are shells only ;at 2
years oid these tteiu ure strong
aud well gr.wn. and the cornet
teeth filled up. A little before 3
year- old tbe two centre teeth of
each jaw fall out, aud are replaced
by permanent teeth. A lit tie be
fore 4 ihe iwo teeth on each side
of tne cautre teeth are replaced
by permanent ones. A little be
fore 5, the two reinainintr teeth
are bed, and iu their place come
permanent ones. TKe upper milk
teeth usually fall out first.
Thus the oiomh is complete as
to its front tvetli; the corner iooth >
however, is but imperfectly devel
ed, being a< present a shell enly ;
(his shell at 6 years old has tilled
up aud is a complete tooth. This
is the difference between a 5 aud
a 6 year old. The tushes appear
bi tween 3| to 4 years old, ard
they take nearly two years to ar.
rive at their full growth. These
teeth, as the horse grows older,
get blunter and shorter, and so to
au experienced judge are a sure
indication of age. Up to 6 years
old the mouth is m a distinct and
periodical state of slriccural
change, 7'here is no difficulty iu
determining the age up to tha <
date. After that the age must be
judged by the shape of the mou/h
and ihe appearonce of the teeth
called the mark. At 6 years of uge
the cups have two centre teeth
above, at 7 ibe next!wo above,
and at 8 tho outer or corner teeth
above. A' 9 the two ceutre /eeffi
below lose the cups, at 10 the next
iwo below, and at 11 the outer o r
corner I6eth Below. The changes
that occur are the same in all hors
es, of nearly so.
GWINNETT HERALD
A WIDE AWAKE COUNTY NEWSPAPER
JOB PRINTING
A SPECIAL PEATUItE
Hook work, legal blanks, letter
heads, note loads, bill heads, post
tefs, cards, envelops— etervthing
in job printing tine done in neat
and tasty style and on short do,
tice. Prices low aud work guar
anteed: Call on us.
Entered at the Post Office ut Law
reneeviilc, as second class rtrnil mat
er. . „ *.
NO 3
HIBLE STATISTICS.
■ ' •u. ■ i. •
The books in the Old Tesia
ment, *29 ,
The chapters of the Old Testa
ment, 929. . , .
The verses in the Old Testa
ment, 22,2-U, ~, ,
The words— itt-the Old Testa
ment. 692480,
The let era in the Old Testa
ment, 9,, 7 23,700.
The books in the New Testa
moat, 27.
The chapters in the New Testa
ment, 260.
The versos iti the New Testa
ment, 6,966
The word ia the New Testa
ment, 181,253.
The letters in the New Testas
ment, 838,380.
The Adoci ypho, has chapters,
183.
The Aprocrypha, has words,
155,185-
T he middle chapter, and least in
tue Bible, is Pslani exviii.
The word “and’’ occurs in the
Old Testament 35,543 titnes-
The word “Jehovah” occurs
6,586 limes,
The word “and” occurs in the
New Testament 19,604 times.
The middle book of the Old
Testament is Proverbs.
The middle chapter of ihe 6Td
Testament is Job 29.
The middle verse of the Old
TesUment li. Chronicles, Ist
chapter, 25 th verse.
Tue longest verse of the Old
L’estament is Esther. Bth chppter
and 9 h verse.
The m dille book of *h* N«w
Sesiament Is TfieKsolonians-
The middle chapters of the
New Tesiftiuont are Romans 14
aud 15.
The middle verse in the New
Testament is Acts—lß verse,
TO SET HENS.
Set a hen on the ground, if pos
sible. L’he eggs will hatch besi.
Dun’t give any h«u more than
tbit teen eggs for a sitting- Expe
rience has taught us that fifteen
are too many.
Be careful to mark the eggs,
for other hens ure apt to lay in the
nest with your sitter, aud unless
ihe aggs are properly marked, you
might be able to identify tbe tew
eggs. You understand that 6ggs
laid tc a sifting hen must be
promptly removed-
Make a record of the time when
yuu set your hen. iuforder that
you may be looking for the hatch
mg.
borne eggs will invariably hatch
a lit.le sooner than others. Re>
move the chicks at once
and keep /hem from the hen until
ali are hatched. If you do aot,
the hen will be likely to quit the
nest with /be first comers, leaviug
tbe uuua/ched chicks to chill and
die.
Don’t pick the bills of the li*tle
chicks in an effort to remove what
will disappear an Lature revuires*
Never uudertake to feed your
sitting hen on the nest—it is a
poor way. Let them come off for
their food they wiil not stay
off too long. Nature knows what
she is about. The eggs require
about the amount of airing they
receive while the hen is off for
food.
BLAINE’S STBANGE OMIS
SION.
But there is one dramatic scene
in the current history of Mr.
Biaine’s twenty years in Congress
and there is one Dame tneepara
blj connected with the ri»e and
fall of his personal pnges of his
book or it. its compendious in
dex. The omited scene occurred
JuDe 1, 1876, at the Biggs House,
Washington, D. C. ; the onited
name is that of James F. Mulli
gan. Tae interesting chapter is
extaant in the testimony taken
before a Congressional com mi '»
tee of investigation in June, 1871.
If there is one name that should
be crowned witn the uudying bays
of Mr. Blaine’s limitless eulogy
historic day in June the plumed
knight groveled cn his knees.
Without that name and seen no
history of Mr Blaine’s twenty
years in Congress is complete-