The Gwinnett herald. (Lawrenceville, Ga.) 1885-1897, September 14, 1897, Image 1

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VOL. XXVII. NO 27 A TRUE STORY AROUT A BIBLE. • There was a liitlo boy who wanted a Bible very mtirh in deed—wanted it more than any thing else he could think of. But he was a poor boy, and could not afford to buy one; for he lived a good many years ago, when Bibles cost more than they do now. One day two strange gentle men came to his house and asked his mother for something to eat. Although she had only plain food, she gave them a welcome to what slm had. As they ate they saw that the lit tle boy looked sad. They ask ed him what he wanted, and he told them a Bible. His mother sn<d, ‘/Never mind. Don't fret about that.- I'll take you to see General Washington ne\i week. ‘ ‘ •‘But T‘d rather have a Bible than go to see General Washing ton, “ the boy said. One of the gentlemen seemed much pleased with this, and told him he hoped he would always be as f nd f the Bible. The next day the little boy received a beautiful Bible, and on the fly leaf was written, “From George Washington.“ The little hoy did not know it, but he had been talking to General Wasnington himself t he day before, —Our Little Peo ple. Writing on ••The Ni-edless Fear of Lightning,” Edward W. Bok. in the September La dies’ H ome Journal, says that “it will doubtless surprise the timid to know that only two hundred deaths a year occur on an average throughout tins en tire country from lightning, or one peiron in every three hun dred and fifty thousand people. Now in comparison, fifteen times as many people are killed each year by falling out of win dows; over twice as many from being bitten by rattlesnakes, while twenty-live percent, mon are killed with “unloaded** pis tols. More people are drowned around New York City alone everv year than there are deaths from lightning all over the country. In fact more people by fifty per cent, are killed by b ing kicked by horsos in New York City tlr ie I nun light ning thronghi i i. the whole o! the United States. The casual ties of the south show that the dangeis of being lynched and of being killed by lightning are übout the sane- The trolley cars of our cities kill a far greater number of people that do the lightning storms. Now, these are facts —they are strictly ac curate and carefully computed. A newspaper without enemies is scarcely deserving of friends The vicious and lawless nevei like a bold, fenil >ss newspaper, a ;d every sdf respecting pub lisher should bo proud of their enmity. There are other news paper foes, however, who are more troublesome and conse quently more to be feared. First ami foremost is the man who owes a newspaper an hon est debt ami will not pay it 'Then there is tho umhituoue if* 1 rial who wants an office and complains bemuse the new spa psr cannot consistently cham pion his cause; lie is pretty hln ly to become an enemy, ihe mati who wants to shape the poliey of a paper and is not al lowed to do so, is a sure ei einy: but the meanest enemy is the man whom the newspaper has befriended, and who deliberate ly condemns the sheet after semiring from it all the assist ance he possibly can. —Ex. Stanton makes a fine point on the technicalities of law through which hi many crimi nals slip, in the following; “A new trial lias been grant ed yon!’ exclaimed the lawyer, rushing in. •‘Thanks,’ raid the prism er, in easy tones, looking up from the morning paper. “May 1 ask on what grounds V’ “You were c nvu-tnd.’ replied the lawyi r, “< f having killed a man wilh a !12-tu‘ibre ball, I ut theexperts have discovered that the ball was of fiM-caliber!’ “It is us l expeettd,’ said the prisoner. “Sit down and rest yourself!' THE GRANDKSI REMEDY. Mr. K. B. Greeve, merchant, of Cliilhow ie, Va . certifies tllHl be hud consumption, was given up to die, sought all medical treatment that money coub procure, t ried i»ll c »ugb rt-m*-- ilios he could In-ar of, but got no relief, spent many nights sit ting up in a chair; was indu :* *■ to try Dr. King's New Discov ery, und was ruled by use ol two bold s. For past Ibrei years has bee 1 lending to bus iness, aud says Dr. King s Nev Discovery is the grandest feme dy ever made, as it bus done s much for him and also ti i others in lus community. Hi King’s New Discovery is gear anteeil I n- Coughs, Colds Uiul Consumption. It don’t tail Trial buttles free at A. M. M inn A Son’s Drug Store, Kipsl*. TabUlst. TheGwinnettTTerald: the dangers in which OUR REPUBLIC STAND, A.\l> THE SAFEGUARDS TO be RAISED FP AGAINST THEM THROUGH EDUCA TION. | CONTINUED FROM I,AST \VKEK.| The principle of life of our government is intelligent citi zenship, and that in proportion as it is maintained or permitted t -i degrade, our history will be written in glory or in gloom. If among this people false and erouious ideas of state, of law and public morality be permit ted to creep in and corrupt the public mind, our race will soon be run and another chapter of disaster will be written in the history of liberty. it follows from these propo sitions that the dying of a na tion begins in the corruption of its principles and the loss of its patriotism. We must, ever bear in mind that our govern ment is as yet, but in its infan cy, and that it is created with out a model, and is still but an experiment in the field of gov ernment. Though the success or of ancient republics, yet this union was Isorn of a strong ideal of constitutional government such as never gladdened 1 lie vision of the nation-builders of the past. From these considerations we ■are brought to a further con sideration of the question—the main dangers. One among tin ; most important is the tendency jof public mind and character lto chauge its points of individ ual honor. Among rode na tions one point of honor is usu ally personal courage. Among more civilized nations the point of honor depot ids upon national character, culture, the form of government, and many other things; and the pouils of honor frequently shift with the | changes of history. In France under l.onls XIV, this honor was magnificence and wealth, but today it seems to be bril liancy. In Italy, under the Romans as a republic, it was love of country, and as an em pire love of conquest. 11l our country, in its earlier day, if 1 was asked to choose a single quality that- among others was most admired, I would say un selfish devotion to country, of which Washington was the highest ty|»e. But if I were asked today to name a single ■ quality most admired by out people, I would say the point of honor in this country is shifting to a higher admiration of Ihe people Onr people un changing their ideal of what constitutes in a leader, from admiration of the patriotic j statesman to a higher esteem of. the time serving politician, from a regard for him who would fearlessly lead and direct public opinion for the l>est in terest of his country as lie sees it, to a worshiping of him who| by and through a keen sense of! cunning ascertains the trend ol ; public opinion, and irrespect • i -y« of whether it tie right or wrong puts himself at the head : of the procession and masque, radcu as its leader. It is a known fact, that many of our so called great political leaders 4 this nation give their whole time to the study of how to get office und keep it. Passing by these dangers from •ocialism, let us notice some other dangers. Corruption in public office is not uncommon; the treasuries of our state and nation are be ing lent opening* l ? by partisan legislation for partisan purport 's; aver ice and greed for gold ■s creeping into all channels ol life. I'he race for wealth and the social station that it brings .villi it is becoming so absorb ing that it is tending to destroy ill opposition. To fail in race IV r wealth is excusable,] mil to succeed makes while us mow the transaction through J which it is had. it is ae<.epted that “’Tie wrong to rob a In n test of its hen, but st -uling largely makes us gentlemen.’ It is against such influence that he hand of Christian scholar diip must ever l«* raised, orj Ist- this Republic will look tip mi the setting instead of tin rising sun. But in the consoliduti<>n of veallli unprecedented iu this country, there is another dan ger—the antagonism between LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER !4th 1897. labor and capital. The rich are'becoming richer and the poor poorer. I do not believe that tin solution of this prob lem ca n be reached by legisla tion, but that, it must come through education rather than legislation. Legislation cannot compel the employment of a single laborer by capital, nor can it fix the ages he should receive, nor can it prohibit the acciumilation of wealth without striking at that liberty of the individual that is the very cor ner stone of our government. The dines so is one of morals rather than of law, and after all the reform of the labor sys tem must, come through educa tion of tile public mind. This bridge im to a wider truth that- it is not the laws but the condition, of the public mind that w m list look to foi for all refotrm, afj growth and all progress. Some great man has said "give me tSie making of the ballot and I care not who may make the laws.” It is from the homes, the churches and tin- sche Is, and not from the halls of legislation, that must come the shaping and di recting forces of this republic. The ark of tho covenant of our liberty is bulged in the hearts of the people, and not under the dome of the capital. . .LA. Bagwki.t,. ANYTHING 1U T HIS FATH ER’S TRADE. From The Detroit Tree Press. ‘‘My boy shall never be a doctor,’’ said I’illstcr, the sician, to his friend, tin* preach- I er. “When I was a boy J lthought medicine was just the right profession for a man to follow-. I figured out that it would return reasonable profits, and futhermore. it was a noble calling. 1 could do gmid to my fellowman. Well, I’m far from rich, and while I still hold I much the same views about be ing able to do good to humani ty, I have found out that hu manity doesn’t luilf appreciate it. The otln-r night I rode ten miles through a heavy rain to attend a sick man. When I got there In- took half an hour ( In-ruling me because 1 bad not arrived an hour before. It ! 1 goes thiil way from year t-<* year. Hard work, moderate | returns uiul no thanks.” “Oh, PiJlster,” put in Book man, tlie preacher, “you may be right, but whatever you do, | | don’t encourage your boy to be | I-i minister. If he feels called, let him follow his way, but never encourage him. 1 used: to think theology was tin* only ] | thing to study. 1 dreamed over j it as a hoy and worked like a , I slave as a young man. I worked my way t hrough college. Now j I’vo had a good charge, as j charges go, for ten years, anil! if 1 was not impelled by a sense [of duty I would throw up tin* ->ponge. It’s work and hustle day after day,aud small thanks. | Tin* minute you talk to your! I parishioners wife, the gossips i wag their tongues. If you ; preach gospel they sa_v they | j don’t, want that. H you give j II hem literature and philosophy, | they Hivy give us the gospel. [ It’s a dog » life. Pi lister, what ! eyci* you do, don’t let your boy j I get. any false notions about be- I iug a minister.” But Willie solved tile prob lem by announcing after both doctor and preacher lad spo ken : “Paw, I’m goin’ to play first j base.” A condemned murderer wrote I the following letter, from jail,! to bis family: “1 suppose the buys have all grow it to manhood since 1 have been cdiilined here. It my law y-er instill living, please mint him up and tell him tliut 1 am ! curious to know how my new rial ciimes off, before 1 die. 1 | know that the judge who sen tenced lie- must have long since passed to bis reward; but mv lawyer, who wan a young man at the time, may Still be living.’ —Ex. THE MODERN TERM ' Willie—Papa, is the congre gation the people who sit in the church? Papa—lt used to be, my son, but now it’s an audieuoe. — 'lirooklyu J.B*. UNION MEETING. Sit iron Baptist Church, Jack son county, Ga., Aug. t.’7, 18D7. The union meeting of the Gist section of the Mulberry Baptist Association met here this day. The introductory sermon was preached by Rev. M. K. Hud law. after which a recess of I :Bt) minutes was taken. The meeting was again called to order, and after singing and prayer, by Rev. J.C. Johnson, the committee on Credentials reported the following dele gates: Mt . Mariah—J M Cain, J M Tavlor, J M 8001, E Y Wood. Friendship—Win. Phi'lips, C Y Henry, C C Blankenship, E C Mason. Mulberry—At S Oaks, J Al Feagaius, S K Hudlaw. Antioch—J M 8001, Jr., E M Slanc.il, C B 8001. Union Grove —Not represent ed. Sharon—ll T Wages, W M Hays. A ill hi rn —Not re presented. Read and adopted the report of the committee 01, Arrange ments. Ordained ministers present — G H Thornhill, J W Duck, It F Sloan, M K Hudlaw, J A 8001. Licensed ministers present— W T Wood. John Deaton, J O Ashton. Committee on Crcdcntiais and Arrangements present—E V 8001, J Al Davis, R F Sloan, J M Tuggle. First query: “What is the most successful plan for the promotion of Sabbat h school work?” Assigned to Rev. J W Duck. Second query: “Is it a Chris tian duty to educate your chil dren ? If so. to what extent?” Assigned to Rev. G H Thorn hill. Thirdquerry: “When did the church of Christ accept the name of ‘Baptist,’ and was it well pleasing in the sight of the Lord ?” Assigned to Ib v, B F Sloan. Fourth querry: “What is tin* duty of tlie pastor toward (lie church and tin- church to ward the pastor ?” Assigned to Rev. As K Hudlaw. Proceeded to organize by re electing R. F. Sloan .Modera tor and J. M Tugg e Clerk. Cal.led for correspondents and received Rev. J C Johnson from the 2nd section, Bro. S S Tit chew from the I.awrenceville Association, and J Jf Wofford from the Chattahoochee asso ciat ion. The following committee on preaching was appointed: II ’l' Wages, I W W Maddox, E V Wood, K V Pool, E VI Sfancil Took tip the first querry uiul offered the following ritswer: “That every member of the church give their aid.” Pending the discussion, the association adjourned until 8:J»0; to-morrow. Benediction by ltev. t! II Thornhill Met pi-r.siiant to adjoin nment. Prayer by Bro. W T Wood Adopted the answer to the first querry with the following! amendment: “And we recotn- j mend that each chur h in the | Ist section prise oil at once to organize a Sabbath school, ami rep- rl the same t• • the next as sociation. ” Took up and disclosed the second querry. On motion the following answer was adopted: “Yes, and to the extent of llleir ability. ” Adjourned until 1: It*• p. tit Took up and discussed the third querry. Bros. .1 A Brewer and .1 F Me Haver came in from the 2nd section and were received as visitors. The following answer was] adopted to the third querry: “In the early part of the 17th, century, und we believe it is well pleasing in the sight of the Lord ” On motion the fourth querry was taldefi. Tile next session will he held at Mulberry. Rev. H P Fcagans was elect ed to preach the introductory sermon, with .1 A Pool as alter* i nut". The following committee on I Arrangements and t’r dentials i was A|i|H»inteil: Win Phillips, II T Wages, M K Hudlaw, .1 M Davis, (' B Pool. On motion, tin* Moderator and Clerk were added to tin* - above commit ti e. The members of the commit* lee were Illude cx-ullit'io mem bers of tile next session id this body. Adopted the following ree ls m lie-i id at ii-n: “Resolved, That we, the Ist section of the Mul berry Baptist Association, roc omiucui! that the Associatio i take iu hand tin* work of ereo’- ing a monument over the grave of our brother, Rev. J. M. Du-! vis.’ i Oh motion, the thanks of this I body were tendered the vicinity] and church at Sharon. Moved and adopted that a copy of these minutes be sent Thk Gwinnktt HKitAi.n for pub lii-ation. Religious Exercises; Friday 1 night the stand was pcoupied by Rev. J 0 Johnson; Saturday ut | l o'clock by ReV, G, 11. •Thornhill; Saturday uight by Rev. R F Sloan; Sunday at 11 o’clock by Rev. M K Hudlaw. W e t rust that there was seed sown which will spring iri in days to come. Rev. R. F. Sedan, Mod, J. Al. Tpooi.e, Clerk. BU CKING THE INNOCENT. From The Cleveland Leader. “No,” said the soap fakir to a group of people that line] gath ered around him, “there is no use talking to me about the in nocence of the countryman. He may buy a gold brick occasion ally or sign a blank check and lose his farm, but as a rule he can take care of himself just as well as the next one, and gen erally a little better. If I knew as much as some farmors 1 wouldn’t lie in this business,and you can gamble on that. “Why, say, do you know what happened to me the last time I was down in the country? I got pinched, that's what I done, I got my satchel out in front of the hotel in a little town about thirty miles out east here and began to do a few tricks to draw a crowd. “After I'd made an egg dis appear. and pulled a few knots open for them, 1 says: ‘Now, gentlemen, I’m going to show you a trick that nobody else on earth has ever attempted. You see my hat here? Well, we’ll imagine for the time bein' that it is a flower pot. Out of this hat I’m going to make a hush grow up and when I’ve done that I’ll make every leaf on it turn into a sf> note.’ “What? Did 1 do it? Of course I did! But, say, do you now what conn of it? Blamed they didn’t arrest me and fine ne $-*> for raisin’ bills, which the justice of the peace said was ‘contrary to the statoots made and piovided. ’ “Well, 1 sort of had a hanker in' to know whether they done it in good faith or just because they thought I was easy pickin’ and what do you think I found out? Why. ihe people of that town hadn't paid any taxes for eight years. They'd actually I t*m runnin’ things by pluckin’ just such innocent fellows as me. “Now gentlemen, there’s a $1 bill in one of these little packages. Who will give tne Bt cents for the first choice?” THE PERFECT APOLOGY. The famous Clyde pleasure -trainer lona was leaving Roth esay pier when one of the sail ors, pulling the casting rope on Ixurd, by accident struck a lady's lap-dog, which yelled and caused its owner to exclaim, ‘You stupid fellow!” to which the sailor, a new hand and some what rough t< ngii'd, retorted ruddy by desiring her to go to a “certain place. ” The lady, much offended, complained to the captain, with tin- result that Donald was sent tor and informed that lie must apologize. The man according ly returned to the scene of his rudeness and addressed the nf fei ded dame. “Was you the lady,” he inquired, "that I told to go to It —1?” “I was,’* she replied. “Well,” returned Don ald, with conciliatory mildness, “y >u needn't go now.’ —Gentle- men's Magazine. GINGER SNAPS. No gentleman will s»-ear lie fore a lady—lot her swear first. Sonic m<*n rob themselves when they call others hurd names. A bridle for a woman's tongue is a necessary part of the har ness. Policy is more often to blame tor a man's honesty than prin ciple. A man alwaps puts his best fool forward; a mule puts his backward. Some men arc so dignified that they never unbend until tlu-y are broke. The most curious thing in the world is a woman who is not curious. When a girl reaches the age of 2fi she loses all desire for birthday parties. If men were sequinls the woods would he full of female snake charmers. Kissing u fashionable young lady on tin* check is one wuy of | reiqoving paint. Dupid is always represented as a baby, because love seldom UveS to gIVW Up. A HOME-MADE EXPE RIENCE. H rom the Chicago Record. A man went into an ice house to cool off. An abrupt and impetuous hired man closed and locked the door and went away. Tin next day was Sunday and tin hired man did not come back. While tin- man who yearned to cool off waited for the re turn of (he hired man his ob ject was accomplished in a very thorough manner. He cooled off. Tlie mu filled door gave back but echoes to his blows, and his voice could find no place to es cape and sound the alarm. When he grew tired of walk, ing and swinging his arms to keep warm tlie chunks of ice that were piled around him did not offer a very tempting bed. Hunger gnawed at his vitals and refused to be satisfied with the diet of raw air. Darkness settled down like a six months' arctic night and the only sound which broke the profound still ness was tlie man who wanted to cool off trying to swear. The hired man opened the door on Monday morning and the man who wanted to 2001 off crawled out more dead than alive. When his tongue had thawed out he began to abuse the hired man. “Fool!” retorted the hired man. “Fool, you are a lucky dog and do not know it. Don’t you waste time in abusing me, your benefactor, but go and write a book of impressions on Alaska.” Then the man who wanted to cool off saw that his fortune was made. .SICK OF THEIR BARGAIN. “If the people of North Car oliua were given an opportunity of passing on the question to day the state would go overwind mingly Democratic and would stay in the Democratic column for all time. As it is I believe there is practically no doubt but the joutrol of the state will tie placed hack in Democratic hands just as soon as the people have a chance to vote it there.*’ The spoaker,wus Hou. M. II Justice, of Rutherfordton, N. C a Democratic member of the North Carolina senate. Sena tor Justice is in Atlanta on bus iness. “Yes,“ continued SenatorJns tiee, “tin* opposition to Democ racy has,in my opinion, reached high water mark in the old North State and the people arc unquestionably nek of the bar gain which put a Republican in the governor's chair and u Re publican and u Populist in the United States senate. The Re publican-Populist fusion is bad ly split up and each of these el ements is slowly lint certainly disintegrating- The Populists are all at war among themselves. That was shown when their state executive committee met the other day. A friend of Sena tor Butler, a man who is one of tin* senator's chief lieutenants, intreduced a resolution indors ing the populist senator's action in doing all be could to defeat the re t lection of Senator Pritchard. He intro duced that resolution, but alter a count of noses In* withdrew it. That meant that a majority of the members of the populist ex ecutive committee were Repub licans at heart." —Constitution. BRIEFS from billville. A party of Billville citizens left for Klondike last night while their creditors were all asleep. The reason some |H*ople go to Alaska to dig gold is lieeause they are asliumed to jerk their coats and work for a living at home. Some of our republican ex changes tell us that “prosiieri ty is lying all around us.” That’s true; and it’s been do ing some pretty tall lying ut 1 that. We have the best climate in the world for business. We don’t mean to be profane, hut } —if hell was located in Georgia ] there wouldn’t be snow enough to freeze it. If cotton continues to climb we’ll soon make enough money ; to plant a lug fi cents crop and get swamped comfortably next seasi m. We don’t grow much wheat iu the south. Fact is, we nev er did lielieye iq speculation, and we don't encourage it.— Constitution. A woman always appreciates a rising man—in a street car— but she 'is too modest to men* I tiou it, 1.00 PER ANNU j/\j ADVANCE missionary col umn. [This column is devoted to the missionary cause, and ised, it"d by (lie \\ .F. Al. Society, Lawrenceville auxiliary. | A ROCKET IN A DRESS. Shrouds have no pockets, and fashionable dresses seem made to imitate them. But there are inconveniences connected with the tyranny and toonifoolery nl fashion, one of which was illus trated by a speaker in a mis sionary meeting as follows: A woman whom wo will call Mrs. Niles, a very prompt, ac tive woman, and one upon whose time many demands were made, went by appointment at a certain hour to her dres9 maker’s room. As she entered she found the drees-ntaker on her knees, arranging the drap ery of a dress on another lady. Airs. Niles said, with ration more dignity than politeness: “You see, lam prompt to tlie moment of your appointment.’ Miss Sims was evidently hav ing some trouble in arranging the drapery in question upon her customer, who was a stout lady, and in a rather worried manner requested Airs. Niles to be seated and she would soon be ready to wait upon her. Greatly annoyed at the de tention, sin* walked aer ss the floor in the stillest mnnuer pos sible and seated herself in th e stiff' st chair in the room, seem ingly intent on making all con cerned uncomfortable, and growing more and more impa tient herself as the time passed away. Her attention was finally ar rested by tlie following colloquy between the other lady and Miss Sims: “Have you put in a pocket?” “No; we do not put pockets in dresses any more." “I want one in mine,” said the customer. “There is no place for one,” was the reply. “Well, you cun make a pluce for one, for I want a pockett. ” “The folds here will interfere with it, and tin* drapery there There really is no place for a pocket,” suid the dress-maker. “Well, I can do without folds and I can do without drapery, But a pocket l cannot do with out, if it has to he sewed on the outside of my skirt.” In vain Miss Sims tried tc iu tlueiice her, until, weary with the discussion, her customer, Miss Bell, explained, saying: “I have been robbed too many times of a blessing from my heavenly Father because I bad no p's ket—and my purse, of course, at home—to run any such risks again. In church and in other places I have been deprived too often lai-e'y ol the blessing of giving for the want of a pocket, to have any pa tience with such a fashion. 1 have sat anil listened when causes were presented to which 1 wi uld gladly have contributed but tin* privilege passed, and with it the blessing I might l ave bad. Yes, I must have a pocket. ” Mrs. Niles rose from her un comfortable seat, now deeply interested. She had beard her! Father's name mentioned, anti 1 Mrs Hell was talking iu no strange tongue to her. Cross-! iug the room, she said: “I have been so annoyed lie cause I was detained this morn-1 ing, but my Father has kept me here to teach tm* this lesson. I, too, have missed the blessing of giving many a time for the; same reason, but I solemnly re solve not to have another dress made without a pocket,” The dress-maker added: “1 am a Bounin Catholic, but you j have converted me to ‘pockets,’: and I shall hereafter put them [ in dresses, unless requested not 1 t) d<< so. You, Miss Bell, shall certainly have a pocket.” Tlie lady narrating this story said she had noticed the even ing before, at the meeting, wh“n the collection was taken up, that many of the ladies tip |ieared to have no pockets, und she thought that they realized that they, too, had missed the blessing of giving. When all Christians conio to consider it such a privilege to give to missionary work that ; they confidently !ook for a Lies- I sing aud grieve lest they lose it, ffiM fc/VKlNfl POWDER Absolutely Purs*. Celebrated for its great leavening strength anil healtlifnlneA. As sures tin- food against aium and nil forms of adulteration common to the cheap brands. Koyai. Making I’owokb Company, Nnw York. we shall not have to beg for money as now, and receive only pennies where we should have dollars. When yon go to the lenuse of prayer wear garments with pockets, and have something iu the piickets, if if is only a wid mite.—The Christian. HOW THRILL A PAPER. A Western paper gives the following recipe for killing your home paper, your business, and your town along with it: Just let the subscription go. It’s only a dollar or two—the editor don’t need it.' . If he duns yon, get as mad as you can and stop your pa per—you never read it anyhow. Then go and borrow your neigh bor’s paper. When a reporter comes, al ways be busy. Make him feel as if ho were intruding. When the advertising and job man conirs, toll him that it doesn’t pay you to advertise, everybody knows you, and that you will try and get along without any printed stationary, it is too ex pensive, and you must econo mize. Never drop in to see the ed itor, unless you want a free complimentary notice, or a lengthy obituary for a beloved relative. Never recommend the paper to anybody. When you sp-aik of it, say, ‘Yes, we have a little sheet, but it doesn’t amount to much.’ Keep this lip for a year or two, and you will have a dead newspaper, a dead set of mer chants and a dead town.” If it is not convenient, to fill flannel bags for the sickroom with sand, bran will answer the purpose very well and will re tain the h *ut for a long time. A police officer is not author ized to make an arrest without a warrant, unless he has person al knowledge of the offense for which the arrist is made. Murder to he in t|u> first de gree must lie willful, premedita ted and malicious or committed wlnle the murderer is engaged in a felonious act. There are f>,(io9 distileries in the United States. North Car olina leads-, with 1,824, and Vir ginia is next, with I,!F>2. Penn sylvania bass Bit). More that fiOO Anglican min isters are reconed to have been converted t<> the Catholic church since Cardinal Newman took the step. The United States Millitary academy at West Point was es tablished by act of congress in 1802. Cadets receive $540 a year. Thu Louisville Times seems to have found a relative of the city girl who thought it must he cold work harvesting the winter wheat. The young wo man of whom the Times has heard belongs to the west and was iutely talking with a Ken tuckian about tobacco and to bicco raising. “1 should like ever so much to see a tobacco field.’ she said, “especially when it is just plugging out.” A REGULAR WINDFALL. “Henton dropped into a good thing the other day. Hear about it?” “No. What was it?" “An elevator in which he was riding fell eight stories, and lie got # 10,(K10 damage He could not liuve earned that much in 20 years. Cletiveland Leader. A Georg ui schoolboy who reads the newspapers, submits the fol lowing unique composition on the lynching evil: “Lynohin’ is wroug. It hurts the limbs of the beautiful trees where the birds sing. It also hurts the people what’s lynched. They should have a regular hang ing and sell peanuts and lemon ade. People what’s hung regu lar, Gy law, always go to heav en. 1 don't want to go to heav en that way.” - ~•+ » Ripuua Tub lilt*; one given re4leX» J