Weekly Gwinnett atlas. (Lawrenceville, Ga.) 1871-1871, July 12, 1871, Image 1

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OWINNETT ATLAS. PUBLIBHBD every Wednesday, by DENIS W. D. BOULLV, editor and PROPRIETOR, rates op subscription. One Copy one year §2 00 One Copy six months gi 00 One Copy three months 50 . Subscription rates are cash—payable in money or provisions. (U A»y one obtaining five subscribers, and tne money, will receive a copy free. Subscribers wishing their papers changed from cne post-office to another, 'st state the name of the post-office frqmcb they wish it changed, as well *3 to which they wish it sent. GAL ADVERTISEMENTS. * Sit ‘ sales, per levy §2 50 age fi fa sales, per square.,. 500 Ta lollector’s “ “ “ ... 500 s of administration 3 00 Hse to debtors and creditors... 5 00 HMLIo sell land 5 00 Sale of land, per Square 5 00 Letters of dismission 4 50 Application for homestead... 2 00 Estray notices. 3 00 Sales of land, by administrators, executors or guardians, are required by law to be held on the first Tuesday in the month, between the hours of ten in the forenoon" and three in the afternoon, at the Court-house in the county in which the property is situatsd. Notice of these sales must be given in a public gazette 40 days previous to the day of sale. Notice to debtors and creditors of an Ute must also be published 40 days. Notice for the sale of personal proper *i«st be given in like manner, 10 days nous to sale day. that application will be made Court of Ordinary for leave to I d must be published for four weeks. Op tions on letters of administration, guardianship, Ac., must be published 30 days; for dismission from administration, monthly, three months; for dismission from guardianship, 40 days. Rules for the foreclosure of mortgages must be published monthly, four months ; for establishing lost papers, for the full apace of three months ; for compelling titles from executors or administrators, where bond has been given by the de ceased, the full space of three months. Sheriff’s sales must be published for four weeks. Estray notices, two weeks. Publications will always be continued according to these, tiia legal requirements, unless otherwise ordered. NEWSPAPER LAWS. We would call the special attention of Post Masters and our subscribers to the following synopsis of the Newspaper laws : 1. A Postmaster is required to give no. tice by letter*.(returning a paper does not answer the law,)- when a subscrilier does not take his pa|>er out of the office, and the reasons for its not being taken, and neglect to do so makes the Postmas ter responsible to the publishers for the payment. 2. Any person who takes a paper from the Post-Office, whether directed to his name or another, or whether he has sub' acribed or n t, is responsible for the pay. 3. If a person orders his paper discon' tinued he must pay all arrearages; or the publisher may continue to send it until payment is made, ar.d collect the whole amount, whether it be taken from the of fice or not. There can be no legal dis continuance until the payment is made. 4. If subscribers order the paper to be •topped at a certain time, and the pub' laher continues to send it, the sub criber is bound to pay for it if lie takes it out of the Post-Office. The law proceeds upou the ground that a man must pay for what lie uses. 5. The’courts have decided that refu sing to take newspapers and periodicals from the Post-office, or removing and leaving them uncalled for, is prima facia evidence of intentional fraud. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. SAM. J. WINK. WM. R. SIMMONS. WINN Sc SIMMONS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Li WRENCEVILLK G EORGIA. Practice in Gwinnett and the adjoining counties. marls-ly MATHAN L. HUTCHINS, GARNETT M’MII.I.AN, Lawrenceville, Ga. Clarksville, Ga. hutchins Sf McMillan, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Offices at Lawrenceville and Clarksville. Practice in the counties of the Western Circuit, and in Milton and Forsyth of the Blue Ridge. mar 15-ly J. N. GLENN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, LAWRINCBVILLB, GA. Will promptly attend to all business entrusted to his care, and also to Land, Bounty and Pension claims mar 15-6 m TYLER M. PEEPLES, ATTORNEY AT LAW, LAWRENCE7ILLB, GA. Practices in the counties of Gwinnett, Hall, Jaakson and Milton. Pension claims promptly attended to " mar 15-6 m DR. TANDY K. MITCHELL, LAWRENCEVILLE, GA., his professional jWWSSss to the uti*en» generally. Keeps constantly oa hand u good assortment of drags and chemicals. Prescriptions carefully prepared, mar 15-ly A. J. SHAFFER, AND SURGEON, GA. Weekly Gwinnett Atlas. BY DENIS W. D. BOULLY.j Yol. I. m J. Walks*, Proprietor. R. H. McDonald & Co., Drngrisl* A (sen. AgenU, San Fr*nci»co,C*l.,i»nd 44 Commerce St., N.Y niLIiIONS Bear Testimony to their Wonderful Curative Effecta. Vinegar Bitters aro cot a vile Fancy Drink, Made of Poor Ran, Whiskey, Proof Spirits and Refuse Liquors, doc tored, spiced and sweetened to please the taste, called ** Tonics,” “ Appetizers.” “ Restorers,” Ac., that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and ruin, but are a true Medicine, made from the Native Roots and Herbs of California, free from nil Alcoholic Stimulant n. They are tbo <;REAT BLOOD PURIFIER and A LIFE GIVING PRINCIPLE, a perfect Renovator and of the System. cann ing off all poisonous matter and restoring- the b!o<Vl to a healthy condition. No person can t\k« theSo Ritters according to directions and remain loin? unwell, provided their bone;’, are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs wasted beyond tho point of repair. They area Gentle Purgative ns xrell as a Tonic, possessing, also, tho peculiar of acting as a powerful agent in relieving Conges tion or Inflammation of tho Liver, and of afi the Visceral Organs. FOR FEMALE COMPLAINTS, whether in young or old, married or single, at the dapm of womanhood or at the turn of life, these Ton® Rit ters have no equal. For Inflammatory and Clironfr RLeu mnti«m and (<out, Dynpepnia or ln diffetttion, Bilious, Remittent find Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of* tho Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have been most successful, Diseases are causid by Vitiated III! which is generally produced by derangement if the Digestive Organs. DYSPEPSIA OR INDIGESTION, Headache, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, TiglA ness of the Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructations <# the Stomach, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation off the Lungs, Pain in theregions of the Kidneys, unjf a hundred other painful symptoms are the offi* springs of Dyspepsia. They invigorate the Stomach and stimulate the torpid Liver and Bowels, which render themV>f uneqnnlled efficacy in cleansing the blood of all purities, and imparting new life and vigor toifhe whole sy stem. \ FOR SKIN DISEASES, Ernptlona.TctHr ?alt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples. Pustuie*, Boils, Carbuncles, Ring-Worms, ScaJd HentLEore Eyes,Erysipelas. Itch, Scurf>*,.Dis olorationsft£the Skin. Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of vfjjpt ever name or nature, are literally dug up an * car ried out of the system in a short lime by tlu* iWfc of these Bitters. One Ixittle in such cases wiJjPcon vince the most incredulous of tlicir curativeelTcct. Cleanse the Vitiated Blood whenever joA find its Impurities bursting through the skin infrirnples. Eruptions or Sores; cleanse it when y<uKfind it ■ obstructed and sluggish in the veins; cleanse it when it is foul, and your feelings will tell yotrwhen. Keep the blood pure, and the health of thqfsy*tc-m will follow. PIN, TAPE, and other WORMB, ufclng In the system of so many thousands, are effectually '' destroyed and removed.* SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. ! J. WALKER, Proprietor. IL H McDONAEDA CO., Druggists and Gen. Agents, San Francisco, j Cal., irad & and 31 Commerce Street. New York. NEW MAP OF GEORGIA^ The undersigned, having just issued, now offers to the public, a New Map of the State or Georgia, exhibiting all the new counties, county towns, villages, post offices, and the whole network of railroads, highways, rivers, creeks and water courses in # the State. It is a correct transcript from the rec ords in the Surveyor General's office, show ing the surveyed districts, with the num bers of the lot of land iu the corner of each, and a complete Check Map for all portions of the State, surveyed in lots of 490 acres. It also exhibits that portion , of Florida bounded on the South. Size of Map, 56x67 inches. Mounted form 810 ; dissected form 810. Compiled by James R. Butts, 1859. Revised and published by A. (L Butts, Macon, Ga., 1870. Agents wanted in every county. Orders will be filled by tbe editor of [ the Gwinnett Atlas (who bas one of these maps at his office for inspection), or by A. G. BUTTS, ap st—ts Macon, Ga. EUMELAN GRAPE VINES, The Lest Wine and Table Grape oj America / The subscriber is prepared to furnish a limited supply of this new and very supe rior Grape at 81 60 each ; 81C per dozen, 8125 per 100. It is earlier and more productive than the Hartford ; hardier and more vigorous than the Concord, equal in quality to the Delaware. Superior, as a Red Wine Grape, to the Norton. Com petent judges, in every section, have pro nounced it the best Black Grape and the best Red Wine Grape of America. Send stamp for a circular. THREE SUPERIOR SOUTHERN SEEDLING STRAW BERRIES, Southern Excelsior, General Beauregard, and Stonewall Jacesor. These varieties are vigorous and hardy, vei» large, immensely productive, firm, swuvj a nd superior flavor. They are, be yond doutii, the best market and garden strawberries before the public. Sent by mail at sot per dozen, or one dozen of each for 810. henry a. price, Eumelan Vineyard and Nursery, Central Plains, FluvanDa Co., Va. mar 29- It Lawrenceville, Ga., Wednesday, July 12, 1871. J Written for the Atlas. When Thou art Gone. TO ELLEN 11. * * * “ When thou art gone my heart is sad," Whatever joys my cup may fill; The charm is flown that music had, The brightest skies look dark and chill, Thou cans’t not tell how much I miss Thy greeting upon the morning wakes, And every dream of vernal bliss, I,ike a bright bubble, suddenly breaks. And, aV ! not’ess when shadows fall, Thy words of love, before I sleep, Thy sweet caress—l miss them all, And in my loueliness I weep. When thou art gone, the day to me, And the deep silence of the night, Alike roll on, nnd thoughts of thee Alone can make my moments bright. C. Written for the Gwinnett Atlas. Pen and Ink Sketches—No. t£. REVEREND ANSALEM ANTHONY. Iliis Venerab’e man lived in the Eastern part of this county—near the line of Jackson—from my earliest recollection, until a few j years ago, when lie removed to Meriwether county, to live with ! one of his sons, where be died. I ha ve no means of ascertaining , when lie was born, or where ; but would say that he was born not f r from the year 1780, ana, I think, in Georgia—probably in Wilkes. lie was a Baptist preacher, but I don’t know whether he was iden tified with the Missionary Church, after the division, or whether he continued with the old organiza tion I think he was a kind of ' go-between ; holding to some of the I doettines of the “old side,’’ and j to some of the Missionary Church. : I r o advocated some of the benev [ olent institutions of the day, such as the Bilile Society and temper ance; but co demned Free Ala somy, and was an uncompromi sing opponent of this ancient I order. 1 remember, in 1845, of staying at his house all night, and enjoying liis hospitality, which was a liberal and generous one; and sat up with him until past midnight ; our principal conversation being in denunciation of Masonry. I had recently read “ Morgan’s disclo sures,’’ and was in high vein for it. I afterwards renounced my anti- Masonry, while my old friend held out against it until his dying day. His was a deep seated prejudice, arising from the want of a proper knowledge of the institution and its beautiful moral teachings. lie never know that Clay and Jack son, Few and Longstreet, Frank lin and Washington, and tens of thousands of the heb* and most enlightened, both of Church and State, were its votaries. I accord to him honesty and sincerity in his opposition; and in bis denunciation, be thought he was doing God service as much as to denounce the brothel or the grog-shop. In the temperance reform in his 1 day, he was zealous and indefat igable, and was a co worker with J. S. Wilson, Dr. Alexander, j Moses Liddell, Hosea Camp, Wm. Montgomery, and others of the old fathers, and was as uncom promising in his opposition to the “Liquor Question,” as the “straigh- ! test of the sect.' 1 An anecdote will illustrate his character, and his strong opposi- | tion to drinking whisky, under any and all circumstances. Arriving in our village early one morning—having tarried the previous night not far oft —he called in at the store of one of our merchants, who had known him all his life, aud, after the usual salutations, he complained of feel ing unwell, and asked for some water, remarking ttiat be ha#not bad an opportunity of taking his mnrntnif dram. (“ WIIAT IS IT BUT A MAP OF BUSY LIFE ? ”) His friend, Mr. S., was greatly astonished at this, as lie had sup- j posed he could not be induced tot take even a “ morning drain,” j under any circumstances; and his countenance betrayed to the old / gentleman that astonishment, who \ at once explained, in his soft, slow , and measured words, that “luj did not mean that stinking, debas* j ing, poisonous stuff called whisky’, that runs men mad ; that poisons their life-blood ; that fills owj; jails and poorhouses; that breaks the hearts of women and beggars children—but he meant that spark ling, health-giving beverage—the best temporal gift of God to man —Water. That his habit for yeaFs iiad been, upon his first rising of u morning, to repair to iiis spring and take large drafts, which aided digestion, improved the health and prolonged a man’s life.” Mr. Anthony was never a great preacher, in the common accepta tion of the term. He was net fluent or animated, but profound as a theologian His voice was soft and low, his enunciations sluw and measured; his ideas always sensible and Scriptural—and lie fulfilled his mission as acceptably and as faithfully as any of bis Co temporaries ; and in eternity, his crown will be adorned and bedecked with ma ny bright jewels of souls saved through his instru mentality. In personal appearance, Mr. An thony’ was of the “ old Roman type ’’ —six-feet t wo or three inches in height —large frame, but no surplus flesh—calm, dark face, bespeaking a quiet, benevolent heart—all, all indicating reverence for God; charity to man, and uni versal good-will to his race. Blessed old man ! Had lhe world been filled with such, peace would have had universal reign, and tho blessedness of millenial glory would have blessed the earth a thousand years. W. HOLE IN THE POCKET. “ Charles,” said little Mrs Dnn forth. as they sat beside their cozy parlor fire, one evening, “ I want to do a little shopping to-moirovv. Can’t you let me have some money ? ” “ Why yes, my dear, I guess 1 can,” said Mr. Danfofih; slowly drawing out his pocket-book.— “ How much do you want ? ” “ How much can yon spare ? ” asked Mrs. Daufortb, smiling. “Well, I think lean do pretty well for you to-night. Will twen ty-five dollars answer?” “ Yes,” replied the lady, so cheerfully. Upon which Mr. Dan forth setiled himself easily in his chair, and began laying the bills from his purse across Ins knee to count iLft-rr. Presently he sat up and counted the bills again, and then ho looked about him with a perplexed air. *• Why, Sallie,” he said, “ I thought I had more money than I have. I Bur-ly did have more when we closed the store to-night.” “ How much have you now? ” j asked Mrs Daufortb, with a slight change in the cheerful accent of her voice. “Why, I’ve cnly got twenty- j five dollars altogether.” “ And how mich did you think you had ? ” “ I thought I had thirty, for I remember of jetting it in my pocket-book. Where can that ex tra five have pone ? ” “ Perhaps sou spent sonic on ! the way hone?” observed Mrs. Daufortb. “ No, that i« not much; only a trifle. I met Willis and Parker in Eighth streit, and we dropped into Brooki’ and took a dish of oysters.” “ And a egar or two," suggested Mrs. Danfoth. “Oh, of course; but that was nothing, y»u know ” “ And » glass of wine to wash the oyslers down?” suggested Mrs. lunforth. “ mil, yes, a glass or two. — i but that) d dn’t cost five dollars, ! yon kntw.” Nowi Mrs. Danforth did not know, jnd she did hav» mmpicions; I but. Vke ■■ -i - kept silent, and let Mr. Charles /go on. “ Where can the money have \got hid away ? I’m sure I had St, and I’ve ransacked every pock et in vain.” “Perhaps there is!—perhaps there is!” —eagerly cried Charles, /beginning to turn his pockets wrong side out. “ Yes—just as I expected. Here is a hole, and that bill must have sipped out of my pocket and got here. Look, Sallie, I shall have to get you to sew it up.” Sallie obediently looked, and could hardly restrain a smile as she saw Charles, with such an in nocent face, hold .out the pocket in which indeed there was a hole, hot so exceedingly small a one, that, by no manner of means, could a five cent scrip have made its way through, much less a large bill. “ I don’t see' how it could get through such a small hole,” she could not help saying. “ But it must, you see, because there was no other way,” argued Charles, logically. “ I declare I’m sorry, tfallie, for I shall have to cut you off with fifteen dollars this time. I’m obliged to have ten to pay a tax bill in the morn ing. Can’t you get along with fifteen ? ” “ I must, I suppose,” said Mrs. Danforth, with a light sigh. “ Well, that’s a good girl. Here, then; I’m sorry to give you so little; and, if it hadn’t been fir that unfortunate hole in my pock et, you should have had more.” “Yes, I think it must have been the hole in your pocket,” said Mrs. Danforth, as she arose to put her money away. The peculiar em phasis in her voice caused her husband to look curiously up to her; but the calm, sweet face told him nothing, so he speedily forgot the tone she had just used. As Mrs. Danforth, tastefully dressed for the stiect, passed through the hall next morning, she picked up a tiny bit of white pa per, which looked as though it might have fallen from her hus band’s pocket the night before. It appeared to be a little memoran dum, or something of that sort, and, Bmcotliing out its crumbled folds, Mrs. Danforth read it; C. 11. Danforth, *l'o Brooks & Co., I)r. For oysters, self anil friends, .82.00 " cigars “ “ 1.00 “ wine “ “ .... 200 Total fffr.oo Received payment, Brooks & Co Little Mrs. Dauforth’s pretty face wore a variety of curious expressions as site put the little paper into her purse. “Ah I ” safd she to herself, “ I think I have discovered the hole in Charles’ pocket.” She drew another little sigh, and then quietly wont down about i her shopping, intent on making fifteen dollars go as far as pos sible. Mrs. Danforth said not a word of her discovery; but she was a sharp little body, and meant to follow it up. Charley was a care less fellow, and left his notes and memorandums lying around loose, and whenever she found any of them, instead of tossing them into the fire, she carefully saved them, and laid them away for fu ture reference. In the space of three or four months she became almost alarmed to see what a pile of these little papers she accu mulated. The hole was a great deal larger than she had imagined. But she said not a word on the subject. One night, only a few days be fore Christmas, Charley returned from the store with a perplexed face. After supper was over, and the children gone to bed, instead of sitting down to read or chat to Sallie, as was his wont, ho took his pencil and expense book, and began to make calculations. Mrs. Danforth sat at her work, quietly observant, but saying I nothing. After a long while, Char ley laid aside his paper and pen- j cil, drew a long sigh of relief, and broke the silence : “ Sallie, I declare, 1 believe we must invent some way to be more economical.” “ I try to do as well as I can, Charley.” “ I know you do, dear. Ifou're a good little Sallie, and I don’t mean to scold. Bat there is an awful leak in our expenses some where. I find l havn’t made neat_ [s2 A YKAB, IN ADVANCE. And wo must try to stop it, you know.” “ You think it ia the household expense, thou? ” said Mra. l)an forth, dryly. “Of course; must he, you know;' for where else could it he ? It is my own private income; so it can’t be through the business. I don’t have an extravagant tailor’s bill—” ‘‘No; but I am afraid your hole in your pocket sometimes,” inter rupted Mrs. Daufurth, mischie vously. “Why, what do you mean?” asked Charles, in real, unfeigned surprise. “Oh, only' trifles! —wine, oys ters, cigars, occasional trips down the river, tickets to the theatre, and all that.” “ But, Sallie, you wouldn’t have a man give up all his pleasures, would you ? ’’ “ No; but when he wants econ omy practiced in his family, I’d like to have him practice it a littu himself.’’ “ Well, I’m sure 1 do. What 1 spend for those tilings is a mere nothing, Sallie—a mere nothing, I assure you.” Without replying, Mrs. Daufurth rose, went to the secretary, and unlocked her writing desk From it she took a thick roll of small papers, and brought them to Charles. “There!” said she; "I found all these just where- you happened to drop them—on the floor, under the grate, on the wash stand, any where and everywhere—and they tell me that in a little over four months a “ mere nothing has cost you four hundred and fifty dollars. Look for yourself.” Charles took the papers without a word, spread them out before him, ami slowly looked over them, one by one. When he had finished he rolled them up again, stuck the roll in his pocket, and sat silent for a while, looking into the lire with a very peculiar expression on his countenance. “Well,” asked Mrs. Danforth. smiling, “ hive you found the hole in your pocket? ” Charles got up from his seat, deliberately walked over to Satlie’s chair, and, stooping down, kissed her pretty mouth. “ There, Sallie,’’ said hr, “if you will never say another word about that, I will get yon ilie handsomest present I can find.” j “ And you will uiend the hole | in your pocket?" asked Sallie, roguishly. • “ Yes, I’ll promise that. You won’t find any more holes, Sallie, that yon can’t sew up with a nee dle and thread.” “ Now, reader, hunt for the moral, and may heaven speed the quest. - “ Wasted, a Bov to Attend a Bar Room.”-—The paper dropped from my hands as I read this adver tisement. It seemed jjyrthough I Tuil read, u Wanted, X ooy to go down to perdition.” I fancied I saw a bright, earnest boy going to a bar-room, seeking a living by that fearful trade of selling wine and mm. I could imagine how, one by one, all the goo ! impulses and desires ho had in the beginning fell before the evil influences of the dram shop; how he learned to drink, to swear and steal ; how bad compan ions came around him, and helped him on to ruin. Ah ! my l*J, or whoever you are j who may be tempted by such a call, let me tell you that you may better work in the field, or at a forge, or digging ditches, anything honest, than to degrade yourself by soiling death to others. No matter how j hard your work, no matter if it soils j your hands or clothes, so long ss it I leaves your heart pure. Beware of all such “good places” as wilt lead you into the snares of the evil one. There are many doors, besides those of the bar-rooms, which are almost : the same as gate ways down to the world of woe. —Morning Light. oa Rap * nr, t-8~ The <t . 'gauge for B W 1° 7 , .stewrow, or any other vehicle. 1 a .rt attention given to all work in men, ty; I avowing skilled ivarkinen, and a full Tht ply of the Is.-- 1 lantcris'l, 1 guarantee isowfaction. 1 have also commenced the manufacture of Reynold's I’alcnt Apple Cutter, Corel* 1 and Separator, vvlnvU U indispensable to every ouc having *U orchard, or engaged iin Jrjiag or r.-uctviug fruit. I will sell ol wholesale or retail. ■c J, w. baths of • advertising. sr acx 3 mo’s, jf> mo’s. 1 Z mo’s. 1 square $ 4 00 8 fi 00 |Too<j 2 sq’rs 600 10 00 15 00 3 sqr’a 800 14 00 20 00 h «*!• 12 00 20 00 30 00 hi col 20 00 35 00 fiO 00 one col. 40 00 75 00 100 00 The money for advertisements is due on the first insertion. A square is die space of one inch in depth of the column, irrespective of the number of line*. Marriages and deaths, not exceeding six lines, published iree. For a man ad j verlising his wile, and all other personal matter, double rates will be charged. No. 18. 11 ok ace Guekley ox thk Stump. —Texans! Repudiate the dead is sues of Democracy and rally around the Radical party with it* iiv • issues and moral ideas. “ Stick to the good old Whig principle of one term for the presidency.” Ist Texan. How about protection to our lives and property from ravn ges of the ca pet baggers? That’s a live issue. 11. G. Stick to the good old Whig doctrine of a high tariff 2d Texan. How about, protection for our lives and piopeity from the j border Indians ? That’s a live issue. H. G. Let n* throw a dam across | tho good old stream called Salt River 3d Texan. What about reducing tlie Federal taxes ! They are now .700 millions a year. What about extravagance and corruption, re treru-hment and reform? These are live issues. 11. G. Let us revive the glorious memories of Tippecanoe and Tyler too ! Ist Texan. Shut up, you double faced Yankee ! You know well enough the old Whig party is dead. 11. G. Shut up yourself, you double dyed Sccesh Copperhead Rebel. (Out of breath.) 1 know it’s dead ; but there are a lot of d — d fools down here who d< not, and it’s to them I'm talking. Good name for an auctioneer’.* w i fe—Biddy.— Exchange. Good name for a general’s wife —Sally—l’ass it on. —Lebanon Her aid. This might serve for a sport’s wife—Betty.— Brownsville Bee. How i» this for * fisherman’s w ife —Call her Netty. Pass it on— Union Whig. How is this for a printers wife— cal! her Ein(m) and pass it on.— Osceola Times. Call a shoemaker’s wife Peggy. O’ I ong. —Arkansas Sta tesman. How is this for a chemist's wife— Ann Eliza. Git.— Mountain Echo. Call a doctor’s wife the old sash ioned Yankee name—Patience, and let her glide.— Arkansas Tribune. An editor’s wife’s name should be Ad-a line. Next.— American Union. A liquor dealer’s wife should be known as Gin-ny. Prope* . —Maccm Citizen. Good name for a florist’s wife— —Rose.— Next.— Wag nr shorn Ex positor. Good name for a herdsman’s wife ls—a bell. Rattle on— New nan Herald. Good name for a miller’s wife— Grimier. Add up.— Albany News Good name for a lawyer's wife— Sue. Move on. — Washington ( Ga .) Gazette. Getting at It.—A good story is told of old Johnny McGill, who resi ded during the war in Bast Tennessee, i Guerillas representing both parties kept it No warm in that forsaken it "WEB ifSTigtrou* to long to either side. McGill had, in I trying to ride both horses, got several black-jacking* from Lot It the rebels and the Yankees. A* guerillas dressed alike he mad* several mis t.- kes iu trying to pass h'mse'f for either Union or Southern. At lasi he was overtaken by a party whose politics he could not *ven guess at, and the following dialogue ensued : “Sir, are you a Union man f" “ No, sir,” replied McGill. “ Are you a rebel, then V j “No sir.” “ Then what in the devil's trams nre you f” roared the captr in. “ Well, sir,” hesitated McGill, “ hr tell you the truib I'm noililng—and but darned little at tint.” The Kvii.s ok Intempkuvnoe.— Some one who has been invest i. gating the subject says r There is a sufficient quantity of fermented and distilled liquor used in the United Slates in one year to fill i* canal four loot deep, four teen feet wide, and one hundred and twenty miles in length. If . -K -* -V L. 11. BItADKIKUI, may 31 ly I‘rr-;>riu «t. Allan!*. I tKd' For sale by tipi tur? k Gordon, at Lawrcncwllle, Gu. B. K. aOIKRTS, Attorn Law, ALPHARETTA, GEURGTA, W ill attend to stl husiti $» entrusted to his cane hi tbe Blue Kslyp mewii - in tiv count of ilutl and . tW