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MASTER RAIN,
Plriding, striding over the sea,
Calming the rage of the waves goes he,
Lulling the moan of the mighty main,
Assauging Master Rain! g
Marching, marching over the land,
Seattering wide, with a lavish hand, ;
Draughts for the thirsting seed of the grain,
Bountiful Master Rain!
Never, never a wanderer long;
Ever, ever a-brim with song—
A plaintive, pleading, plea uring strain—
Musical Master Rain!
Welcome thou when the shadows sleep!
Welcome thou when the dreams are (Yeep!
Bearing Peace to Penance and Pain,
Merciful Master Rain! :
Old as the host of the hills of earth,
Yet as young as the soul of mirth,
Fain are we of thee all of us, fain,
Brotherly Master Rain!
—Clinton Scollard, in New Orleans Times-
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“l don't know why I am waiking
down this street,” said young Mur
doch to himself at 4 o'clock on Thurs
day afternoon. “I am no: going .o
Dulcie’s. I've done everything ex
cept put the proposal in plain words,
and she has taken pains to show me
at every turn that my case is hope
less. There’s no use causing her the
distress of actually refusing me. The
thing for me to do is to keep away.
“Look how ghe acted when I was
bragging up Alice Harvey's domestic
ability the other night-—testing her
to see if she'd care. She chimed in
as if it were a positive relief to have
me notice some other girl. Ah!” .
A gleam lighted his eyes as he
glanced at a window In Dulcie's
house, but his face hardened as he
tramped on,
“What could a merry little creature
like Dulcie want with a big, clumsy
fellow like me, anyway?” he demand
ed of himself. “That dream is over,
I'm not going in.”
Having arrived at this decision, he
turned and mounted the steps to Dul
cie's house, £ :
It seemed an unreasonable time
before the door opened. Taen, to his
intense surprise, appeared Dulcie her
self, covered from neck to toe by a
long-sleeved pink gingham apron,
She seemed to be ofit of breath, and
there was an ostentatious trail of
flour across one of her pink cheeks,
~__“Oh, how do you do?” she cried,
Thursday, you know, and the maid ‘s
Tl go nnd mako myself presentabio
her way and smiled down at her with
an elated expression hard to trans
late. “You never looked so charm
ing to me in your life before. What's
in the oven, anyway? Bread or pies?
Let me come out into the kitchen and
help.ll ‘
Dulcie gave a ery that suggested
dismay. “Ob, no, 1 couldn't! That
is, everything's donme. ll'll just go
and—" |
“No, don't go! And don't take off
that aprom, please. I had decided
never to say this, but—"
Then, without waiting to take the
chair she offered him, he manfully
asked the great question.
From the opposite side of the li
brary table Dulcle listened, with eyves
downecast. “You had decided nevar
to say this,” she murmured without
looking up. “What changed you?"”
A twinkle relieved Murdoch's gol
emnity. “That kitchen apron and
the flour on your cheek,” he con
fessed.
Dulcie’s eyes blazed at him.
“There! Jugt what I've thought since
you talked about Alice Harvey the
other night. Your idea of getting
married is to secure a cook.”
“My idea of getting married,” Mur
doch returned stoutly, “is to secure
you.”
Suiting the action to the word, he
started around the library table, but
Dulcie sidled swiftly along and the
barrier still intervened.
“Wait! Listen to me!” she com
manded imperiously. “You're making
a mistake. I don't know how to cook.
I've been too busy with my mausic.
I began to suspect, from the queer
way you acted, that you were afraid
I hadn’t all the necessary qualifica
tions for a wife and I ran and put on
this apron and dabbed this flour on
my cheek after I £. .. you coming just
to—to see if—" |
“To land me for the fun of throw
ing me back into the water,” Murdoch
finished for her with sudden grim
ness.
“No! Not that at all! Ob, dear,
I can't explain just why I did it.
Walt! Wait! Didn't you hear me
tell you that 1 can't cook?” she pro
tested, wondering what in the world
had suddenly become of the large
library table. : ‘
“Who cares if you can't?” was his |
blissful answer,
“But you said it was the Kitchen
apron made you ask me."
“Good reason why, Didn't I see
you at the window in that light blue
sllk thing as I came up the steps and
when you opened the door all in this:
other rig didn't it give me courage to
think—what I'd never dared think
before—that you cared what 1
thought? 1t wasn't the cooking that
made me gpeak-—it was the carving!®
“I think I can learn,” Duicie whis
“To care?” O b Aghan 80|
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“Hang the cooking! I'd live on
varnished chicken from a delicatessen
#hop all my life if 1 could look up at
you now and then while I carved it,
‘Necessary qualifications!’ Great
Scott, Duleife! Does a man stop to
ask an angel whether she can make
buckwheat cakes? Does he—"
~ “Oh, let me go! Somebody’s com
ing in,” Dulcie cried, as a lateh key
clicked. “Help me off with this
apron, quick! I never could explain
¥ o that any one else would under
stand. Tuck it under that pillow.
There! And the flour on my face?”
“That'snearly all rubbed off,” Mur
doch assured her, complacently.
“Let me see! Yes, there’s a little bit
right down here close to your lips.
There! It's all right now.”
An instant later, when Dulcie’s ob
servant brother walked into the If
brary the only unusual thing he no
ticed was that Murdoch seemed to be
flapping with his handkerchief at hig
own coat lapels.—Chicago News,
A Useful College.
By JOHN CORBIN.
Eastern educators were surprised
four years ago when a member of the
British Parliament who had come to
this country on the Masely education
al commission, the Hon. William
Henry Jones, placed the University
of Wisconsin in a list of our five lead
ing institutions of learning and ex
cluded from the list Yale, Princeton,
Columbia, Pennsylvania and Johns
Hopkins.
Surprise changed to skepticism
when he proceeded to state his opin
ion that Wisconsin stood above even
the four other institutions which he
named as of the first order—Har
vard, Cornell, Michigan and Califor
nia — being, in fact, the foremost
university of the land.
Many of the reasong he gave for
this opinion were vague and uncon
vincing. Wisconsin has no schools of
architecture, medicine or theology.
‘But he was on firm ground when he
said: ‘“The University of Wisconsin
is a wholesome product of a common
wealth of three millions of people,
cane, industrial and progressive. It
knits together the professions and la
bors; it makes the fine arts and the
anvil one.” This* judgment touches
the bedrock of fact-—highly charac
teristic fact,
Of all the great State universities
Wisconsin is still the poorest in inde
pendent income. Living on the boun
ty of the State Legislature, it early
learned the policy of producing re
sults of such immediate utility as
were most likely to impress the rural
mind. lln the phrase of a local satir
ist, its ideal became not culture, but
agriculture,
Its first great achievement was a
milk test invented by Professor Ste
phen M. Babeock, of the Agricultural
School. ~!Spt.-fi;§gv!9«s;9,.;‘ bles f *m
}flt ‘contained in the yield of ‘each
cow, and thus to pursue the breeding
of caltle on a scientific basis and the
manufacture of butter and cheese
with accuracy and speed. Together
with the method of instantly separat
ing the cream from each day's vield
by means of centrifugal force, invent
ed by Dr. De Laval, of Sweden, the
Babeock test forms the basis of the
immense co-operative industry of
modern dairying. It was estimated
in 1900 that it saved the cheese sac- 1‘
tories, dairymen and farmers of Wis- |
consin alone SBOO,OOO a year, or
twice the current expenses of the uni- I
vergity for all departments, and it is
of proportionate value to every State |
of the Union, to every agricultural
country of the world, from Swltzer‘l
land to Australia. Another Wiscon
sin invention, a curd test for detect- I
ing milk unsuitable for the manufac- |
ture of cheese, is said to save the peo- |
ple of the State each year more than .
the cost of the School of Agriculture. ]
Thumb Bells.
The thimble was orginally called a
thumb bell by the English, because
worn on the thumb, then a thumble,
and finally its present name. It was
a Dutch invention, and was first glass
and pearl. In China beautiful carved
pearls thimbles are seen, brought to
England in 1695,
Thimbles were formerly made only
of iron and brass, but in comparative
ly late years they have been made of
gold, silver, steel, horn, ivory, and
even glass and pearl thimbles are
seen, bound with gold and with the
end of gold.
The first thimble introduced into
Siam was a bridal gift from the Kking
to the queen. It is shaped like a
lotus bud, made of gold, and thickly
studded with diamonds arranged to
spell the queen's name.—Church
Eelectie,
*—*—
Not a Trifler,
A shooting party, putting up at
Amos Libby’'s Maine camp, found
their sport much interfered with by
rain, Still, fine or wet, the old fash
foned barometer that hung in Amos’
general room persistently pointed.to
‘‘set fair.”
At last one of the party drew his
attention so the glass.
“Don’t you think, now, Amos,”
he said, “‘there's something the mat
ter with your glass?”
“No, sir, she’s a good glass an’ a
powerful one,” Amos replied, with
dignity, “but she ain’t moved by
trifles,"—Youth's Companion,
M
The Remaining Pass.
“Can 1 have a pass aver your
line?”
“No,"” replied the raiiroad man.
“Law's too strict. We can't pass
anythi | but a dividend now," ==
lPhlludolphh Ledger, ik
Jealousy as a Fatal Disease
The Institute of Sciente at Limoges Finds a Real Case, and
Declares That the Complaint May Naturally End in Death
The faculty of the Institute of Sei
ence at Limoges, France, has mecent
ly decided that man—and, presume
ably woman—is liable to die of #i
acute attack of jealousy, just ds 1t
now agreed by medical experts that
a human being may die of a brokes
heart, in the physical senser.f
word. > :r‘
Investigators in the laboratory i ¥
the Limoges Institute declare that thie
passion of jealousy is psycho-physieal,
that is, that it first arises in .the
brain and is trapsmitted to the e
diac region, whence other parts
the system are affected so as to ere
ate a specific area of disease. Thi§
disease, as will be shown presently,
can be traced from the brain de
the spinal column to the parts of th 2
body which are affected, and its pres
ence can be duly attested from the.
fact that the tissue in the line of the
malady’s operations shows d stinet
sighs of attrition or wearing away, ©
Such evidence would find its cor
roboration in the experience of any
who have ever—and what hums 4
being has not?—suffered from the
feeling of jealousy. The sutteréi'.%gi
painfully conscious of a gnawingfiv“ I
consuming sensation within him. In
certain areas—the sensorial ce,nt’re,]
particularly—the brain _seems to
burn, the exact sensation being net
unlike that of expansion arising from
heat which is about to force an ex
plosion. So it is that the lover, in
his jealous fits, talks of his heart
‘bursting” with jealousy. ' . &4
An explanation afforded of -this
psycho-physical phenomenon is the
following: In matters of love it is
well known that the judgment ‘and
understanding are obscured. Egr
this there is a physical and a medi
cally - explained cause which does
away wholly with the romantic as
pect of the lover's much-sung mala
dy. Memory and the senses play an
important part in jealousy, as we all
know. It is shown that an excess of
blood is drawn to the memory and
sensorial areas, with the result thati
the other parts of the brain are badly
supplied, owing to the unusual ae
tivity of the two in- question. Any
attempt to exert the facultieg;jo!
judgment and understanding ‘must
consequently be a forced effort, caus
ing all that loss of tissue which is in
variably associated with the exertioh
of force that is not spontaneous-o:
supported by good-will. Poverty.
blood in the sufferer renders the con
dition of the jealous one all the more
painful and acute, since the other
faculties of the brain are deprived
of proper blood-nutrition and oxy{br}-
ation, Consequently, in cases of ex
treme pain or suffering arising frem
Jenlgmgy, the patient’s normal i
llx’ltie's’ are so dgid‘q%fid the memPry
of past enjoyments with the objectl of
his love so disproportionately active
that the mental balance is entirely
upset—a condition which soon reacts
U. 8. SECRET SERVICE. @
Its Unwarrantable Employment in
Improper Ways. o
Since time out of mind the Treas
ury Department has had in its em
ploy, by due authority of law, a
corps of detectives ‘to hunt'dovnfx"
counterfeiters and do similar work
against dangerous criminals. Lately
the Department of Justice has
“formed a habit” of ‘“‘borrowing”
these secret service men to go about
the country on all sorts of quests,
some right, some wrong.
Congress has awakened to this
new use of secret service men and to.
the way they perform the duties as
signed to them. The result is grave
misgivings, and steps are now in pro
gress to forbid the transfer of the
secret service men from their legiti
mate duties to unusual work under
the Attorney-General. No wonder.
These men are not as a rule angels
of light. The adage, “‘Set a thief to
catch a thief"” is too o?en kept fully
in view in selecting thése sleuths. In
deed, there has been an extension of
this policy, and in some instances the
Department of Justice has sent out
homicides, -if not actual murderers,
to harass innocent men as well as to
run down criminals. The wusual
sleuth and many of the special prose
cutors are of such character that it
is safe to allow them to act duly
under immediate and careful super
vision by some officer of just dispo
sition and well-balanced mind. =
We have referred to this subject
before in connection with proceed
ings against innocent business men
of Los Angeles, who were indicted
for no other reason than that they
might be “used” to give testimony
needed by the sleuths to convictl'fi#
sons. The subject is referred to now
to congratulate the country that Cons
gress has at last seen fit to take eog
nizance of this matter in such a wa:
as will limit the use of legal blaod
hounds and keep them under
careful surveillance. An appli o 1
of the same policy to the use of spee
fal prosecutors would do as much
good as this leashing of some of the
bulldogs. The ‘prosecutors néed
even more diseretion than the fle%
There are some of these whose war
rants against the treasury run in a
short period as high as $60,000, and
who have less discretion than a gdod
dog-catcher and less conscience than
the dogs.he puts in pound.—Los An
geles Times, s A
Ty e T e S
The most expensive pub%@g
with the least income, in New York
City is the City Record, whieh will
cost New York §1,174,500 this year.,
upon the body, producing irresponsi
bility for one’s acts, as well as that
peculiar kind of stupor! or half
drunkenness frequently evident in the
motions or the speech, so familiar to
those who have been affected. -
. The French Institute dealt re
‘cently with the case of a death from
| jealousy, the victim being a cashier
‘in a business house, Martin by name.
Aged twerty-cight, Martin was, or
had been, physically a perfect type
of manhood. For two years he had
‘paid his addresses to a young woman
who appeared to reciprocate his af
fections. Some months before their
intended marriage, the woman proved
false and deserted her lover for an
other man. A normally-constituted
man, and in excellent health, Mar
tin did not allow his grief to prevent
‘him continuing his professional work.
He endeavored with all his will to
live down his unhappiness, avoiding
all excesses, abstaining totally from
alcohol, and keeping the brain so cool
that it was thought he would soon
| recover from his ill-starred heart-af
fair. Despite the exercise of his will,
lhowever, Martin, who was a sensitive
soul, could not forget. The memory
’ot his lost girl was always with him
and soon, owing to loss of interest in
his work, he was forced to leave his
‘employment. The old remedy of
“‘change of scene, etc.,”” was recom
mended to him, but without avail.
Martin could not forget. Neither did
‘he pine away, for he retained his
usual robustness to the end; but he
died. No malady known to medical
science could be given as the cause
of his decay, and it was therefore re
solved to hold a post-mortem.
} It was found that the heart, far
‘fxom showing signs of being in that
'condition which we call “broken,”
was healthy, all but in the case of
certain ventricular muscles which
lay directly in the plane of communi
cation with the sensory nerves. The ‘
ventricles showed an abnormal dis
tention which c¢ould be traced like- ‘
wise in the nerve lines of the verte
bral column, or spine. Along this
column a distinct line of sub-inflam
matory nerve-tissue could be traced
right into the sensory parts of the
brain, which were shown to have
suffered from acute inflammation. A
corresponding contraction, of other
parts of the brain was noted, and of
such kind as to produce between the
diseased area and the unaffected por
tions a positive line of demarcation
denoted by tissue which had the ap
earance of being in process of de
(lz)}mposiition. ! 3
. Anatomical science has as yet pro
gded no definite data to correspond
th the psycho}’ggl_cal symptoms of
fflflfl By. Yet this case of the French.
nstitute 'Woflla}lapp”é&&go’{%eq ‘worthy
of consideration as a test of the value
of which must be substantiated by the
research of other laboratories.—The
‘World. -
} ‘THE MARINER'S COMPASS.
Influences That Draw It From Its
~ Allegiance to the Magnetic Pole.
~ Nothing in the navigational equip
ment of a ship has been the subject
of more anxious scientific research
or receives more jealous care than
the mariner’s compass.
~ The popular notion of the com
pass needle always pointing to the
north and south is—well, more in-
Ea'ccurate than even popular notions
‘usually are. Even under the most
favorable conditions there are only
i(c’ertaln places upon the surface of the
earth where the compass needle does
point north and south, and it is
quite safe to say that such conditions
are never found on board any ship.
But we must go further and say
that no more unfavorable position
could be found for a compass than
on board of a modern steamship,
‘which is a complicated mass of- steel,
all tending to draw the compass
needle from its allegiance to the mag
netism pole of the earth, warring in
fluences which must needs be coun
teracted by all sorts of devices which
hedge round the instrument by an
invisible wall of conflicting currents
¢f magnetism,
And as it this were not enough
there are now huge dynamos to be
reckoned with, producing electric
currents for all sorts of purposes on
board. In the midst of these mystic
icurrenta the poor little compass
‘needle, upon which the mariner de
pends for his guide across the track
[freu deep, hangs suspended like one
shrinking saint surrounded by le
gions of devils.—Windsor Magazine,
-————_
[ Well Named,
| Mose, the darky cook of a party
of surveyors in Eastern Texas., was
greatly annoyed by . the razorback
hogs that rcamed around ihe camp.
One evening, while he was at the
spring, a particularly ravenous band
of three “piny woods rooters” raided
the cook tent and ate everything that
'was edible and some other things
that weren’'t. ;
- For several moments after his re
turn from the spring Mose could find
no words to express his feelings.
. "“Wall,” he finally exclaimed, “de
‘good Lawd suhtainly knowed His
business “when hé named hawes
‘hawgs'! Dey sho s hawgs!''—
Philadelphia Ledger.
[ In the churchyard of Grimston,
Norfolk, an anvil may be seen at the
head of the grave of a local black
smith, :
The Unemployed.
By ELLIS O. JONES.
“1 understand you have what is
called ‘the problem of the unem
ployed.” What might that be?” asked
the Man from Mars.
“That is a very serious problem,”
answered the Professor of Political
Economy. ‘‘Now and then, we are
unable to find work for a large num
ber of our people.”
“I don’t see any problem in that,”
said the Maa from Mars. “Where I
came from, no one wants to work any
more than one has to and, if there
were no work to be done, it would
merely indicate that we were in a
highly prosperous condition. How
ever, I must say that your country
does not appear to me to have reached
that stage of perfection where any
considerable number of people could
profitably remain idle. That is to
say, I see a lot of matters in an un
finished and imperfect condition upon
which human labor could well be ap
plied with profit to the community.”
“You are right,” said the Professor
of Political Economy. “But don’'t you
see that, under our system of individ
ual initiative, we have parceled out
the control of our jobs to the wise
and stable men of ttge community and
of course they could not be expected
to provide work unless they could
make a profit out of it?”
“Oh, that’s different,” said the Man
from Mars. “¥ou say the people
make this arrangement and then you
say it doesn’t work well. Why do the
people not change it?”
“That would be unconstitutional
and an abrogation of a long line of
judicial decisions.”
“Are constitutions and judicial de
cisions of more importance than pop
ular decisions?” asked the Man from
Mars, not for the purpose of starting
an argument, but to get information.
“Yes and no,” answered the Pro
fessor.
“Then it looks to me as if the peo
ple would some day decide to change
the system,” said the Marsian.
“That’s what we are afraid of,” re
plied the Professor; “but we hope to
keep them satisfizd by organized char
ity and free librar_ies. I must say it's
too bad Adam Smith did not explain
the matter a little more fully,”—
From Puck.
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-~ WISE WORDS. -7. -
If we aspire to walk in the power
of the new life, we must cast away all
hindrances, and it must cost some
thing we really value.—Charles G.
Gordon.
The Faith presses upon man his
noblest desires as obligations, and
makes their attainment possible by
the gift of the Spirit.—Brooke Foss
Westeottis - S akn
CaaalE Rl iR
wayside sacrament.—Milton,
It is easy enough to tell where love
Is. You love those, and only those,
whom it makes you glad to serve.—
| A. G. Singsen. :
Who dangles after the great is the
last at table and the first to be cuffed.
—ltalian.
The wrongdoer is never without a
pretext.—German,
There can be no affinity nearer than
our country.—Plato.
There would be no great ones if
there were no little ones.—Spanish.
Why should we then burden our
selves with superfluous cares, and
fatigue and worry ourselves in the
multiplicity of our ways? Let us rest
in peace. God Himself inviteth us
to cast our cares, our anxieties upon
Him.—Mme. Guyon.
Those whom sorrow has visited can
best understand the meaning of joy.
—Beatrice Harraden,
Remember you have not a sinew
whose law of strength is not action;
_You have not a faculty of body, mind
or soul, whose law of improvement is
not energy.—E. B. Hall.
Nothing so much increases one's
reverence for others as a great sor
row to one's self, It teaches one the
depths of human nature. In happi
ness we are shallow, and deem otherge
sO.-—Charles Buxton. \
The sins by which God's Spirit is
ordinarily grieved are the sins of
small things-—laxities in keeping the
temper, slight neglects of duty, sharp
ness of dealing.—Horace Bushnell,
The world moves alongsnot merely
by the gigantic shoves of its hero
workeis, but by the aggregate tiny
pushes of any honest worker what
ever. All men may give some tiny
push or other, and feel that they are
doing something for mankind.—John
Richard Green.
Cheaply Held,
Mrs. Dewtell—“l do think Mr.
Hankinson is the meanest man I ever
heard of, without exception.”
Mrs. Jenkins—‘“Why, what's he
been doing?"
Mrs. Dewtell—“Sued a man for
alienation of his wife's affections and
set the damages at only $10." "~
Judge.
S ————
A Practical Woman,
“On my kness 1 begged her for a
kiss.”
“*And what did she say?”
- “Told me to get up and be prage
tical.”"—Louisville Courier-Journal,
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“Travel broadens the mind,”
Declares one sheet. 3
But, p?igaw! It, too, we find,
Flattens the feet, 3
Wow!
“He danced every dance with me.”
“He must have thought it wag g
charity ball.”—Houston Post.
His Method.
Nodd—“How can you keep track
of all your children?”
Todd—"“By a card index system.®
—Life.
No Coupons.
Ostend—*‘Pa, what is a ‘bond of
gympathy?’ »
Pa—"A very poor investment, my
son. It never draws any interest
from the public.”—Chicago News.
The Honker Haunted.
“What makes old Blank so uneasy
Wwhen a motor car comes along?”
“Why, his wife ran away in one,
and he is always afraid she is come
ing back.”—Tit-Bits. :
Lost Chance. i
She—“My husband won’t listen to
reason.”
He—"“He ought to be ashamed of
himself. It isn’t every married man
that has the chance!”
Merely the Purse.
“I notice that you always fling the
cabman your purse.”
The hero of this historical novel
was a thrifty character. ’
“Yes,” explained he, “I buy them
purses cheap by the gross.”—Washe
ington Herald.
Very Particular,
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Wewoka :
Guest—*Bring one portion of a;
nude turkey.”
Waiter—“ Nude turkey?”
Guest — “Yes. Turkey without
dressing.”—New Orleans Picayune.
Pretty Close.
“That waiter’s an idiot.” Y
“What's the matter now?”
“I asked him to bring me a watep'
cracker.”
“Well?”
‘““And here he brings me an icel
bick.”—Cleveland Leader, et
In Ambush,
“Stop the auto.” N
“But, sip--—" *
“I think I saw some red ferns.” -
“Better lemme keep on, boss,” ad-‘
vised the chauffeur, earnestly. “Them,
red ferns is the local constable’s whis
kers."—Washington Herald.
Putting Him ‘“Next.”
“I will give you a penny if you'll
pbromise to'be good while I'm away.!
Johnny.” ;
“What'll you give me if I'll be good
when you get back home?” ' ?
“I'll give you something if you are'
not good then.”—Houston Post. :
t
Their Game.
“These crooked legislators of ours'
are just as bad as counterfeiter.";
said Knox; “in the same class, in
fact.” . !
“Think s 0?” asked Dudley.
“Sure! They're forever making
and passing bad bllls.”—-Washlngton"
Star, '
The Limit,
“There's nothing that makes a.:
would-be socisty woman madder than'
to find her name left out of the report
of some swell function she has at<
tended.”
“Unless it's to find besides that hen’
rival’s name is in.”—The Catholig
Standard and Times.
Affected Him Differently.
“Maw, what's paw doing down.in
the basement? Patching up the ice
box?"”
“No, dear; he's putting new wire
gauze in the screen doors.”
“How do you know?”
“By the language he is using,
daar."—Chicago Tribune.
All Beach.
Wilfred was sitting upon his fas ~
ther's knee watching his mother are
ranging her hair.
“Papa hasn't any Marcel waves like
that,” said the father, laughingly.
Wilfred, looking up at his father’s
tald pate, replied: “Nope; no waves;
it's all beach.”"—Harper's Weekly.