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TESTING THEM
“Tell the janitor to put up notices
that no book agents are to be admit
ted to the building,” said the pub
lisher,
“But you have just advertised for
agents to sell our new work,” pro
tested the secretary.
“Of course I want to try the appli
cants out [f a man cculd be stopped
by a little thing like that, what good
would he be to us?”’
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didn’t I?
He—But, the negative is not the
proof. .
Hard Luck
De Mar will never run again,
For which he may be pardoned;
An amateur he will remain
Because his arteries hardened.
Juvenile Logic :
“Eat the crusts, darling,” sald the
mother, “and your bones will grow
and you’'ll be a strong girl.”
The child thought it over as she
obediently munched the crust, then
looking up she said: “Mummy, why
doesn’t grandpa chew his plate so his
teeth will grow out again?”
The Pool Shark 5
“] want to enlist in the tanks,” an
nounced the applicant at the recruit
ing station.
“Why so keen about the tanks?”
asked the sergeant in charge.
“Oh,” said the applicant modestly,
“Im a pretty good swimmer,"—Amer
fecan Legion Weekly.
On Good Behavior
Magistrate (to prisoner)—How long
is it since you appeared in a police
court before?
Prisoner—Twenty years, your wor
ship.
Magistrate—And where were you
all that time?
Prisoner—ln prison.,
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“And George put his arm around me
at least a half dozen times.”
“When did George develop octopus
tentacles, my dear?"
Dull Life
Jack Rolf would watch no golf,
His wife would watch no baseball;
And so betwixt the two of them
They had no sport at all
Reducing
“Ils your physician helping you to
reduce?”
“l think sO,” answered Miss Cay
enne. "I fancy both father and my
self have grown thinner worrying
over his bilis."—Washington Star,
Something Different
« %I suppose you want to marry A
girl as near like your mother as pos
sible.”
“No, I'm going to marry an old
tashioned girl®
Their Sickness Banished by
. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
" table Compound
Mrs. Nina Matteson, Box 206, Ox
ford, N. Y., writes—*lf it had not been
Bt tor your medlcine,
T saaaese ) I could not have
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Cgee .SR | should have been
¢ 9@ | done, Mother told
3 :_M_zf:::; gg |Mo Of Lydia E.
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N§& %% ltable Compound,
Gt e land I had read in
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w what it had done
&7 =] fordifferent women,
L@ 9i ] She wanted me-to
wgrisk RN er it’ S 0 my hus
band got me one bottle at first; then I
took two others. Now I am feeling
quite strong again.”
Mrs. Ernest Tanguay of Adams,
Mass., says she was ill for four years
and could not sleep nights or go out on
the street. She read about the Vege
table Compound and decided to try
it. After taking eight bottles she was
able to do all her work and go any
where and is quite herself again.
This dependable Vegetable Com
pound is a household word in thousands
of homes. The fourth generation is
now learning the merit of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
For more than half a century, this
reliable medicine has been used by
women with very satisfactory results.
If the Vegetable Compound has helped
other women, why shouldn’t it help
you?
Cash in Hand
Wife—l saw my doctor today, dear,
about my loss oi memory.
Husband—What did he do?
Wife—He made me pay in advance,
—Tit-Bits.
Lindbergh is one of our coming men
who has arrived,
HERALD, FOLKSTON, GEORGIA.
Wonderful Animal
; Is the Sea Crab
The sea crab is 2 wonderful animal
and could teach man something that
would greatly enhanee his chivalry,
says Robert O'Neil of Tampa, Fla.
The famales shed their shells during
the early spring, which leaves their
bodies white and tender and a lure
for small fish, at whose mercy they
would be in short order, but Mr. Crab
attends to all this in true husband
style. While his mate is feeding
along the shore in shallow water he
follows closely and guards every at
tack with his strong claws. I have
watched this performance often with,
interest from the shore for some dis
tance, The female wanders leisurely
along apparently unconcerned, while
the male is kept busy grabbing at the
numerous fish as they constantly
make a rush for a bite. Should he
cease his vigilance for a moment his
mate would soon be seized and de
voured. When the male crab cats or
sleeps is a mystery.
Panama “Home of Orchid”
The designation, “Home of the Or
chid,” has been applied to Panama
because of the great varieties of or
chids found there, It has been ex
plained that this is due to the fact
that, though Panama is small, it has
a great variation of climate, ranging
from the humid lowlands of the
jungle to the mountains of Chiriqui,
which attain an altitude of more than
5,000 feet. From the earliest times
Panama has been a fruitful field for
the orchid collector, and the first pro
fessional collector of which there is
a record was Luis Nee, a French bot
anist, who visited Panama in 1734
and in 1789, % -,
Only a strong-minded woman can
preserve fruit and her temper simul
taneously.
ERC TS
~AND THE OPEN MIND
THE MosT important element in business
success—and the most difficult—is to be
sure that you have all the facts before you act.
To cer them all, from every possible
4 source, is the first objective in General
Motors. The Research Laboratories contrib
ute some. These are nuggets, left in the
crucible, after hundreds of ideas that looked
good have been burned away. The Proving
Ground contributes others. Dealers contrib
ute. The public contributes. Every depart
ment contributes. Through the whole
organization runs a spirit of inquiry and of
rigid insistence on proof.
OUT or such thinking come the new models
announced from time to time by Chev
rolet, Pontiac, Oldsmobile, Oakland, Buick,
LaSalle, Cadillac—all with Fisher Bodies.
And by Frigidaire. Each new model is a
tested step forward. Nothing goes into it as
a result of habit or guess or pride of opinion.
Nothing counts but hard-won facts,gathered
and used with an open mind.
GENERAL MOTORS
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killing house and garden
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On Nice Days
Doctor—You must have more ex
ercise. Do you play any outdoor
games?
Lazy Patient—Sure. Lots of times
I take the checker board out on the
porch,
We Eat ’Em
Wife—“ What would you like for
dinner?” Hub (fed up)—"“Anything
but company.”
10,060 Y.adies to Use Famouns Wilma Tee
Beautifier FREE. Write today, Stamp appre
clated, BESSE, Oleander St., Lakeland, Fla.
Governmeont Positions, $1,140-52,700 yearly in
Railway Mail, Post Office, Forest Ranger and
Departmental Services, Write Southern Serve
ice Bureau, Box 394, Fairfield, Alabama,.
Anmbitious Agent With Good Record and small
capital, Join ug, Our business unique, highly
profitable and easily learned. I'ew hours week
-Ily. Keeney, 3999 LanMey, Dept, K, Chicago.
Housewives—Reduce Canning Time 55%: Ask
druggists, grocers for Mrs, Price’s (‘anning
Compound, Send name and address of self and
five friends for one sample, Two extra samples
10¢, Ki 1606 North Penn, Minneapolis, Minn,
FREE—~BOOK, “BEAUTY SECRETS” or
“Gypsy Oracle Fortune Teller” for sending
ug a few names, Write first for particulars,
CIRCLE SALES COMPANY, Waelder, Texas,
Will Finance Installment Acepunts, all kinds
installations, painting of houses, machinery,
furniture, ete., for rellable concerns, $25,000
up. Richard Roth, 150 Broadway, N, Y,
Vo ) PARKER’S
(&S] HAIR BALSAM
( \!?5)/ RemovesDandruff-StopsHairFalling
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) & Beauty to Gray and Faded Hai:
K \y" 600, and SI.OO at Druggists,
DDA d Hiscox Chem, Wks, Patchopue, N, Y
FLORESTON SHAMPOO-—ldeal for use in
connection with Parker’s Hair Balsam, Makes the
hair soft and flufty. 50 cents by mailor at drug
gists. Hiscox Chemical Works, Patchogue, N, Y.
SORE EYES 2.5
Eye Lotion
relioves and cures sore and inflamea eyes in %to 48
hours. Helps the weak eyed sures without {%n.
Ask your drnflst. or dealer for SALTER’S, ly
trom Reform Disoensary € O Box 161 Atlanta Gu.
Worms cause much distress to children and
anxioty to parents, Dr. Peery’s ‘'Dead Shot"
remwoves the cause with a single dose. 60c
All Druggists.,
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Cause for Alarm
A local parent has become suddenly
concerned over the younger generas
tion, Last night his five-year-old boy
said: “Papa, give me a thousand
dollars.”—Detroit News,
Orders worth $20,000,000 were
placed at the Birmingham section of
the British industries fair held in Lon
don recently.
Chevrolet
Pontiac
Oldsmobile
Ogkland
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Buick
LaSalle
fi.
Cadillac
Fisher Bodies
General Motors Trucks
CFRIGIOATRD
The electric refrigevator